Remember the appearance of Corona Deadpool?

Sittingly in a taxi!

That's right, it's really funny, taking a taxi to cut people, and making such a strange costume.

The old driver who drove the taxi was dumbfounded, pulling such a strange passenger, and came up to chat to express his enthusiasm, right?

"Brother, are you playing cosplay?"

"Oh, where did you see that?"

"It's normal, since the death of Keyboard Man, many people have been wearing tights and pretending to be him. You're playing the ......"

“……”

"I want to think, don't talk, I see! You're playing Spider-Man. ”

"Dude, where did you tell I looked like Spider-Man?"

"Hehe, what's it like to play a superhero?" The old driver didn't pay attention to his guess wrong, and he was still talking to himself.

"It's okay, it's just that the crotch is a little tight in the tights!"

“……”

Soon, the car arrived at the nightclub, and the driver smiled and said, "Chenghui forty yuan, I wish you a happy play!"

As a result, Combi gave him three hundred dollars and told him to wait at the door, and he would come out in a while.

Looking at the three hundred yuan, the old driver was so happy that he agreed.

Then, Trolley swaggered and said, "If you look at the way I walk, you know how much of a bunker I have!"

After striding into it, the gangsters recruited by Yi Tianfeng were fighting the landlord in this warehouse for a while, sucking high, turning on music, and having fun.

Who would have thought that at this time, a man in tights strode in, and desperately pushed the warehouse door there. I couldn't push it open, so I forced it through the crack in the door and rubbed the knife off.

Everyone looked at him one by one.

The creature smiled awkwardly, made an apologetic gesture, picked up the knife on the ground, and finally said, "So...... Is it a party today? don't mind if I'm not invited!"

"Oh, look at your expressions, you must mind. It's okay, you don't mind later! Because you're all dead. Haha......"

Everyone looked inexplicable, where did the neurosis come from, and they stood up one after another, with knives and guns, and a large group of people just looked at the tight men in front of them.

"Hey, guys, take it easy and wait until I load my ammo first!"

Tease is really funny, actually in front of them, go to the gun, never rush to load the magazine, open the insurance.

At first glance, this thing is a real gun, these people can give him a chance.

"Bang Bang Bang"

"Sudden ......"

In a series of loud sounds, the clone formed into a sieve and fell to the ground.

"Funny, you fool! Come on, clean it up. ”

As a result, what to do, play cards, play cards, continue to be hi.

A few people went up to drag the corpse of the teaser, and the next moment, dumbfounded! The guy stood up again with the bullet eyes all over his body, and said, "Oh, this doesn't feel good, don't leave your stuff in me, it's really uncomfortable!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his hands and shook wildly to fire.

There were a few "bang, bang, bang" sounds, and several people immediately fell to the ground.

Everyone else was scared stupid, what the fuck is this, it's a sieve, and it's not dead!

"Work hard, work hard!"

Immediately, a group of people copied the guys.

As soon as the bullet was finished, he immediately threw his hands away, and Tusei quickly rushed up, pulled out the knife on his back from left to right, and rushed in to incarnate as a Jedi, drawing circles back and forth with the knife with both hands, like a cutting machine, and the people around him fell to the ground screaming one after another.

The battle lasted about twenty minutes until no one stood up.

Tease said coldly, "Tell your eldest brother, let him wash his ass and wait, I found him." ”

The rest of the guys who broke their hands and feet and fell to the ground wailing, can only watch this guy go.

Out of the door, the old driver is still waiting.

When I saw that guy come out covered in blood, I was dumbfounded.

"What's the matter, brother, you still play drama playing, how much ketchup does this cost?"

Before he finished speaking, the man in the tights was dumbfounded, because the man in the tights still had a finger hanging from his shoulder.

I'm not fake, it's real.

Scared, the old driver kicked the accelerator and ran away.

"Oh, I'll go! Hey, you're going to get me two hundred and sixty dollars. ”

Trolley glanced at the fingers on his shoulder, took it off, removed the gold ring from it, and threw the rest away.

Turn around in a no-man's corner and switch directly!

Soon the news came out, suspecting that black eats black, and a group of gangsters were retaliated against by brutal means. The upper authorities have intervened in the investigation!

This is just a small matter, at least for Yi Tianfeng.

But in the days that followed, he really started to have nightmares.

The tight-fitting man was like a devil, constantly sweeping his estate. It's not easy to make money, but now it's okay, this bastard is chasing him alone.

Killed a keyboard warrior, and then a "Deadpool".

Ma Dan, I'm stabbing the hornet's nest of "superheroes", why are they all targeting me?

Moreover, this guy is very difficult to do this time around.

It's not like a keyboard warrior, because it's a chivalrous man, for example, he doesn't kill people, he only arrests people, and he has to save people or something. If someone has a moral bottom line, then he can use this to clean up the keyboard man.

But this bastard this time has no moral bottom line, and killing people is as simple and profitable as killing chickens.

The most terrifying thing is that I heard from my subordinates that he can't be killed like the real Deadpool!

This is really a few joys, a few sorrows.

Chen Hongyu was busy with work here, looking at the reports on the table one after another, there was a serious fire, and many of them were cut down by the mysterious person.

She suddenly smiled, of course she knew that Zhang Hao did it, and she also knew that it was Yi Tianfeng's person.

It's just that she doesn't understand that the inconspicuous Zhang Hao in the past is her ex-husband. How can there be such a ability to reach the sky, always know some strange people!

No matter what, she understands that Zhang Hao is easy to use! Moreover, don't easily offend this ex-husband in the future.

The ex-husband is very dangerous, and he needs to be cautious when he has a bad relationship.

Yi Tianfeng had no choice but to go to the master of the spear gate and discuss it.

This product is definitely a friend of the keyboard warrior!

The same likes to wear tights, and the same likes to clean them up.

Now I need the help of my colleagues in the rivers and lakes, because everyone agreed to kill the keyboard man before, and they have given help either explicitly or secretly. Whoever makes the keyboard warrior fight crime, they all have a point of interest.

Now there's no reason to retaliate, I, Yi Tianfeng, am alone?

So, the guys held a secret convention called "Kill the Tights", and all superheroes deserve to die.

The killing ceremony was held in a suburb.

A lot of unclean leaders are gathered there.

Yi Tianfeng asked them what to do now? That guy came to take revenge, he came for me today, and Gai Ming'er came for you.

Everyone immediately started the discussion.

Tang Men said, "Otherwise, use poison." It's really not good, and there is also their treasure of the town faction, the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle! Once used, it can shoot out a thousand poisonous needles in an instant. ”

The royalists would say that they had drops of blood, as well as a large number of dead soldiers, which could be used.

Everyone understands what blood droplets do.

This association wanted to carry out restoration back then, but later it became a criminal organization like the Heaven and Earth Society.

As a result, the owner of the spear door said, "It's not that easy, that guy is an immortal, and I don't know if these things work." ”

"What? Spear Master, is there really an immortal body in this world? You mean to say that guy is practicing golden bell jars and iron cloth shirts. ”

"No, if it were the Golden Bell Jar, a bullet would have solved it. The problem is that the guy doesn't respond to bullets when they go in, and it's not that fun. ”

The Blood Knife Gate sneered, "I said that it's not the Gu technique of the Poison King Valley, or it's the corpse control technique of the corpse chasing gate." Fighting with dead corpses has resulted in us mistaking them for immortality. ”

As soon as he said this, everyone else nodded their heads, but there was this thing.

"It's impossible, Gu magic controls the living dead, and corpses control dead corpses. These guys use corpses, but their movements are stiff. According to my men, the guy was wearing tights, fast, and definitely alive. Yi Tianfeng retorted directly.

I have to say that the Blood Knife Gate guessed correctly, but it is not a corpse control, it is a puppet control!

Just when everyone is talking about it, discussing it, and not knowing what to do......

"Hey guys, I have an idea. Why don't you find a few pretty chicks and let him die?"