"Brothers, do you want to watch the Olympics?"

"Of course. ”

"I mean live. ”

"I'm grass, how can I have this time, just watch it on TV. ”

"I think you should be there and see it. ”

"Why?"

"I heard that Mo Bai is going to play. ”

"I'll go, it's really fake. ”

As soon as I said it, a group of friends who had never thought of going to the scene to watch the Olympics suddenly became interested.

"I don't know for the time being, but it is said that the Olympic Committee invited Mo Bai. ”

"Then did Mo Bai agree?"

"I don't know, I guess I'll say yes. ”

"Yes. ”

said that it was just speculation, and a group of fans became depressed again.

"Alas, there is no joy in life when there is no daylight. ”

"Yes, it's been the last year, and Dabai is not bubbling. ”

"I heard that I was taking children. ”

"You can't take a child for a year, besides, a big man, he actually takes care of his children at home every day, it's a bit promising. ”

"Then you don't have children, do you have a lot of luck?"

"I ......"

As soon as I said this, everyone was in tears.

"Don't say it, don't compare us with Dabai, if this is a comparison, we are all scum. ”

"Passing by with the scumbag, however, I still look forward to Dabai's play. ”

"Yes, Dabai hasn't been involved in sports for a long time, and it's time to shock countries. ”

Many people are looking forward to it.

Soon, just when everyone was waiting for it, the official officially responded to the speculation of the outside world.

[Mo Bai accepted the invitation and will participate in the Olympic Games. 】

A piece of news instantly caused an explosion of a group of spectators in China.

"It's confirmed, it's confirmed, Mo Bai promised to participate in the Olympics. ”

"Ahh ”

"Great, Dabai, your favorite is you. ”

Knowing that Mo Bai agreed to participate, a group of fans were excited.

"I didn't say it, I will definitely go to the Olympics this year to see it in person. ”

"I'm going too, I'm going too, I haven't been there before, for the sake of Dabai, I have to go. ”

"Yes, yes, this time you must go to the scene to see Mo Bai pretending to be forced in person. ”

Many people have made up their minds to watch the Olympics at the scene.

Of course, not only domestic spectators, but also countless foreign spectators are ready to come to China to watch the Olympic Games.

"It is said that Mo Bai will also participate in the Olympics, God, I like him too much. ”

"Tony, buy your plane ticket and let's go to China to watch the Olympics. ”

"I bought it early. ”

"Damn, it's so early, didn't you say you didn't think about it before. ”

"I didn't think about it before, but for the sake of Mo Bai, I will go too. ”

Mo Bai's popularity abroad is not covered.

Especially in sports, Mo Bai is in football, swimming, marathon, fencing, boxing...... and so on, all of which are hugely popular. Of course, it is precisely because of Mo Bai's amazing behavior in sports that the Olympic Games have not yet started, and the tickets for the Olympic Games have been snapped up by a large number of fans.

"Holy shit, why don't you have a ticket for a soccer game?"

"You still want to have a ticket and not see who is in the game. ”

"I waited in line for a long time, but I didn't get a ticket. I heard that most of the tickets were bought by scalpers. ”

"So how much do scalpers sell for now?"

"Twice the original price, they said, there is still a certain discount on the price now, if it is a few days later, they will sell it for three times the price. ”

"These dogs. ”

Some fans who didn't get tickets for football matches were extremely depressed.

I should have known that they should have gone to buy tickets earlier.

It's a pity, it's useless to regret, they can only sigh.

……

"Haha, boss, you're so awesome, you actually snatched up all the tickets for the football game at once. ”

"That is, I spent 300,000 yuan to make this ticket-grabbing software, and the effect was just now. ”

"But, boss, I'm afraid that we have bought so many tickets, what will we do if we can't sell them then?"

"It's stupid, you don't want to think about who is participating in this football ticket. ”

"Who's parting?"

"Mo Bai. ”

"Oh, it's the Mo Bai who won the World Cup. ”

"Yes. ”

"Think about it, as soon as this superstar appears, I can't say double the ticket, and then I can sell it for 3 times, 4 times, 5 times, or even 10 times the price. Let me tell you, do a good job in this wave, enough for us to eat for ten years. ”

"But ......"

"Nothing. ”

"Boss ......"

"What else do you want to say. ”

"Boss, I mean, what if Mo Bai doesn't play football anymore?"

"Don't kick?"

The scalper boss blinked, he really hadn't thought about it.

"How is that possible?"

"Mo Bai is the king of the ball, he doesn't play football, so what does he play?"

"Everybody's favorite thing is to watch him play. ”

The scalper boss slapped his younger brother on the head: "Don't crow's mouth, if Mo Bai doesn't play football, I'll strangle you." ”

The reality is so cruel.

This little brother's prophecy has come true.

A few days later, Mo Bai spoke on Weibo: "Yes, that's right, I promised to participate in the Olympics. ”

"However, I don't think it's fun to play, so I'm not going to play this time. ”

"Well, everyone said, what should I apply for?"

As soon as a few Weibo posts came out, the scalper boss was instantly petrified.

"Hahaha, hahaha, ouch I'll go, no, no, let me laugh, let me laugh. ”

"Dabai didn't even play football, he didn't play football, he didn't play football, he didn't play football, I can't laugh ......"

"Didn't you say that there were scalpers who bought all the football tickets? I really want to ask, this scalper boss, how do you feel now?"

Does this feel like anything else?

If it weren't for the strength of his heart, the scalper boss almost wanted to jump off the building.

"This shit, I don't kick the ball anymore, you're killing me. ”

"With so many tickets, who should I sell them to?"

"Brothers, I will give you a 20% discount on the ticket price, and sell it to you at 20% off, do you want it?"

As for whether the 20% off tickets can be sold, everyone doesn't care.

Anyway, Mo Bai doesn't play football anymore, no matter how exciting football is, a lot of fans don't interest.

"Dabai, you won't deliberately trap those scalpers, right? ”

"Am I that idle?"

"That's true, but, Dabai, you're not playing anymore, what are you going to do?"

"Aren't you asking everyone, let's talk about what project I should apply for? ”

"Then get back to your original swimming, your swimming is still quite interesting. ”

"Not interested. ”

"Or a marathon?"

"It's boring. ”

"Fencing, that's what you're good at. ”

"I've fought all over the world, and what sword do I still fight. ”

One project after another was denied, and everyone was depressed.

A spoof fan said: "Dabai, why don't you report some projects that are not very popular." You also know that there are not many people who look at these not very popular projects, and if you report them, maybe they can drive the development of these projects. ”

"Well, that's right. Tell me what are the projects that are not popular. ”

"Like that bidding gun. ”

"Bidding gun, this is good, I'll report it later, what else?"

"Shot put. ”

"I know the shot put, I've written it down, what else?"

"Throw the chains. ”

"That's not bad, is there?"

"Do you know how to ride a bicycle?"

"Of course, I'm the Emperor of Bicycles. ”

"Do you want to report taekwondo?"

"No problem. ”

"Karate can't be left behind. ”

"Listen to you. ”

"Judo kills little Japan. ”

"It's required. ”

“……”

A group of fans reported a lot of unpopular projects, and Mo Bai agreed to them one by one.