0054 Jumping God

Seeing this, Zheng Dong despised the old Outao in his heart, why do you deserve to be called the old Outao with such old-fashioned tricks, and you won't play some new styles?

"Uh-huh-hmm...... Haha... Hah... Whoa......

After spitting fire, the old woman hummed some rotten words in her mouth like an old witch, and found a piece of cow cheek bone in her hand, and there was a circle of red and green cloth strips on it, this thing will have a name here "Yin Yan Gu", also called the Ying Shen Bone, it is said that only the god woman who can afford to welcome the God bone can have real skills and will be sought after.

Zheng Dong was amused when he saw this, could it be that he was worried about the Divine Comedy or getting out of here?

"Could it be that this house of Jin Ning's family is really built in the house of Xihai Mother?"

“…… Who knows... It's been like this for a long time... That...... Why don't we go and persuade them! Don't mess with Xihaimu and mess up our village's little God of Wealth?"

"That's right...... Why don't we go to his old house and persuade Xiaodong's mother first?"

Saying that, a few enthusiastic aunts in the village didn't watch the excitement, so they wanted to go to Jin Ning and their family, Zheng Dong listened to it next to him, and he had to admire Lao Outao, her influence was really not covered at this time!

“… Belch... Aunt Yue, don't go, she's lying!"

"Little East ..."

"Yike... Don't talk nonsense, you kid...... This is a slander against the gods... Why don't you stay here, just find a place to build a few rooms!"

“… Hum!...... It's not that my aunt said you, now it's okay, you have provoked Xihai Mu, in case she gets angry...... Old Outao... Belch... Mother of the West Sea... You have to see clearly, although I am his own aunt, I won't let them build the house when they build it, they don't listen to me, if you always get angry, don't take me with you, it has nothing to do with me......"

Jia Rongrong didn't know where to jump out, and he said in a mess.

Zheng Dongqi was so cool that his little belly was swishing up, if he didn't clean you up for a few days, he wouldn't have a long memory, he found that Jia Rongrong was a broken car, and he couldn't leave if he didn't repair it once a day!

At this time, most of the people in the village had already believed what Lao Outao said, and they all looked at Zheng Dong a little nervously and scared, some were secretly happy, and some were really worried about their family.

"Alright...... Can I ask you a question?"

Zheng Dong's face was full of anger, his little face was angry enough, he originally wanted to see it lively, he wanted to see what tricks this old Ou Tao, who was a little famous in a radius of several miles, could play some tricks, but before it was the end, these aunts and aunts in the village couldn't help it.

“… Uh, uh, uh... I'm the Mother of the West Sea, what's the matter? Ahh

Lao Outao rolled his eyes, spoke with a trill, and the extension in his hand made a loud noise.

"An immortal as big as Xihai Mu wouldn't be from our village, or he wouldn't even be able to speak Mandarin?... Also, what you just sprayed is something called "phosphorus powder", right? It is also called aluminum powder, simply put, it is aluminum powder containing phosphorus, and it is not easy for you to find these things, in fact, if you are not afraid that kerosene and diesel are too dangerous and smelly, you can also breathe fire, and there is a high degree of wine, you can also do it!"

“… You ..."

Old Ou Tao suddenly stopped beating, and the surprise for a moment made some people in the village seem to see something, not how smart they are, but Zheng Dong, a child known as a prodigy, also has the word "god", didn't there be a kind of speech in ancient times, and a prodigy like him was the reincarnation of Wenqu Xing?

"Take a step back, if you are really a fairy, then take a kitchen knife and chop one with your hand, and then pick it up, but I heard that the fairy can still connect it after cutting off his head! Can you do it?"

“… You...... What do you know about a child?"

The old Outao, who had just resumed his beating, was interrupted again by Zheng Dong, who was pressing one step closer.

"I also know that you came to my house to make a fuss because of the benefits this time?... Did they let you come?... Do you want me to name them?......"

Forcing Lao Outao to the table, Zheng Dong turned to the villagers who were watching the excitement and said, "... Since you dare to let Lao Outao come to my house to make trouble today, don't think that I don't know who you are? Our family is building a house here to block you, right?... Okay! My family spent more than 10,000 yuan on this house, and if you give me the money, I will move immediately! If you can't afford it...... To be honest, I don't want a village to be ugly at the end,...... And you! You said you're so old, and you're not tired of pretending to be a ghost all day?......"

"Who pretended to be a ghost?...... You say Spitfire...... You try it...... Can't breathe fire... Hmph......"

Lao Outao didn't say anything, but everyone understands the meaning, she was also forced to have no choice, if she proves that she is fooling around this time, then who will find herself to do things in the future, and she will really drink the northwest wind in the future, if this kid can also breathe fire?...... How could he be so big? He secretly consulted a master and practiced for more than a month to master it, even if he knew what was going on, but knowing it was one thing, and being able to do it was another thing, Lao Outao really didn't believe that Zheng Dong could play such a high-level skill!

"Hmph?...... Then let you see how I breathe fire! The key factor of the fire is the spray angle, the angle of 60 degrees to 80 degrees can make the flame spray above the body, if it is higher, the fuel that is not ignited can fall back to the human face, causing danger, so the angle control is also extremely important.

Gasoline and pure alcohol are the most dangerous and should never be used, they have a low ignition point and can burn and burn the actor if you are not careful.

Although Zheng Dong knows this, there is no way, where will he find aluminum powder with phosphorus! There is no way but to hold his breath and drink a sip of good wine ready to make a banquet for the move, the alcohol content is 45 degrees, I don't know if it can be sprayed into fire, I really can't have to drink diesel!

In order to prevent the villagers from being forced by people who dance gods like Lao Outao in the future, Zheng Dong will really let it go.

Originally, I came to see the excitement, but I didn't expect that there was really excitement to see this time, all of them were excited and waiting for the little prodigy to create a miracle again, everyone wanted to know, is the little prodigy so divine that even the fire will spew!

“… Shut up!"

Just when Zheng Dong finished drinking and was about to adjust the angle in front of the incense table and start spraying, his parents came with Zheng Qingshui, the secretary of the brigade, and Ren Jijun, the principal! Later, Teacher Zheng and Wang Weiyan actually followed.

"Poof........."

"Boom ......"

Zheng Dong was not stopped by Zheng Qingshui, the secretary of the brigade, the wine had already been drunk in his mouth, spicy and uncomfortable, that is, he would vomit, so could it not be spicy? In his previous life, Zheng Dong didn't know how to drink much, and the amount of alcohol was not good, three or four taels would definitely lie down and sleep, although this would still be small, but this sip was almost one or two, if you didn't squirt it out quickly, wouldn't it be uncomfortable?

Adjust the angle and hold your breath and spew out a fine wine mist, because the old Outao sprayed phosphorus powder before, this will be even more fragrant, there is actually a small flame on it, and Zheng Dong spewed out a small flame on the top of the small flame with a sip of wine!

Not to mention, it really spews fire, although it is not as big as the fire dragon spewed out by the old Outao, there are still some blue-headed fires, after all, this is also spewing fire.

"Wow... Ahh

“… Sizzle..."

Everyone gasped, could it be that what the little prodigy said was true? What kind of phosphorus powder did the old Ou Tao Spitfire use as Zheng Dong said?

Seeing that Zheng Dong could breathe fire as a child, the villagers were skeptical of Lao Outao, it couldn't be that Xihai Mu was also fake, right? I have a lot of filial piety every year.........

"Ahem......"

When Zheng Dong saw the fire erupting, he immediately relaxed his spirit, and the smell of wine came to his throat, choking him and quickly ran back to drink a sip of cold water, so that the choking wine calmed down.

"Why are you such a Meng Lang, kid, what if you choke in your lungs?"

The mother gently patted her son's back in distress, after hearing that the old Ou Tao was going to do it in front of his new home, the two of them tried to find a way to find a rescuer, but they didn't expect it to be a step too late, if it wasn't for Zheng Dong exposing the trick of the old Ou Tao, this time the family was really going to suffer, fortunately, there was a little prodigy in my family!

Wang Yunni looked at her son distressedly, with a smile on her face, and her smile was full of pride.

Zheng Dong, who calmed down, saw the old Ou Tao outside the gate standing there stunned and didn't leave, so he walked out again, he understood the sentence called "fight the tiger and don't die but suffer from it", he wants to add a fire while it's hot, so that the old Ou Tao will lose his prestige in the village, and I will see who dares to make trouble in my house in the future, even if it is instructed, you have to call yourself and see if you can do it!

"To put it bluntly, these people are actually playing some tricks, such as grabbing copper coins in a boiling oil pot, they add vinegar to the oil in advance, the boiling point of vinegar... Uh, that is, when the temperature of the vinegar is very low after heating, it boils, and people who don't know think that the oil is boiled, everyone knows that the oil is very hot after boiling, and it can blanch your meat, so people who don't understand that it is actually vinegar that is boiled will think that the oil is boiled, and when they dare to reach out and fish out the copper coins in the boiling oil pot, they will think that they are really possessed by the gods and have been blessed by the gods........."

Zheng Dong's words stunned the villagers, I didn't expect the little prodigy to be so godly! I even knew this kind of supernatural power that I had just heard of and had never even seen, and I knew it so well! It was worthy of being the reincarnation of Wenqu Xing!

Lao Ou Tao basically thinks this way in her heart, she even believes that there are ghosts and gods in this world more than the villagers, although she is usually deceiving people, but those who have great abilities are really unpredictable!

"Could it be that he is really the reincarnation of the Star Monarch?"