Chapter 664: All So Individual!(3)
After listening to Wang Hao's almost mentally retarded question, Huang Ying looked confused.
Nima, she was hit by a car, and she didn't forget to be handsome?
Huang Ying racked his brains*** Oh no, he racked his brains, and he didn't think of an answer, so he smiled awkwardly and said, "I can't think of it." Then you say, I was hit by a car, what is the most handsome thing to say?"
Wang Hao snapped his fingers, deliberately posed a very handsome poss, and shouted: "Go on, next one!"
Hearing Wang Hao's answer, Huang Ying snorted and laughed on the spot.
, I was hit by a car, and the next one is really cool and handsome!
Wang Hao rubbed the tip of his nose and said, "Sister Huang Ying, how about another idiom?"
Huang Ying nodded and said, "Yes!"
She Huang Ying is familiar with hundreds of ancient books, and she is familiar with idioms and allusions. Wang Hao, who is mentally retarded, wants to play idioms with her, it is simply an old birthday star hanging himself, looking for death by himself!
Wang Hao thought for a while, looked at the roasted whole sheep on the table, snapped his fingers, and said, "The sheep is dead, type a four-character idiom!"
"Ahh
Hey, this sheep is really unlucky. has already been served to the table, and Wang Hao, a hooligan, has to be opened again!
Huang Ying scratched her ears and cheeks, and thought about it for five minutes, but she didn't come up with it, what kind of idiom is this sheep dead? In desperation, she had no choice but to disarm and surrender.
Wang Hao chewed a piece of mutton and said proudly: "The sheep is dead, isn't that [raising eyebrows]?"
Huang Ying's face was abrupt: "Eh, sure enough, it's raising eyebrows and exhaling [sheep didn't exhale]!"
Wang Hao raised his eyebrows, with a somewhat playful tone, and said: "Oh, it seems that the IQ of Huangying Beauty is on the same level as my old Wang!"
Huang Ying thought that she was still despising Wang Hao in her heart just now as a retard, and suddenly, she had a feeling of shame that she had lifted a stone and hit her own feet.
It seems that what the instructor said is right, this Wang Hao is really a tricky master.
However, this has stimulated the fighting spirit and interest of the yellow warbler. She is a bit similar to Wang Hao's temperament, that is, she is strong when she is strong, and she will never give up easily if she does not achieve her goal. If Wang Hao is just a coward, she will be too lazy to speak!
Now, she has a great interest in Wang Hao. This strong sense of interest is as strong as that of an ignorant youth interested in the physiological structure of the opposite sex, and even a little stronger than that.
Thinking of the task that the instructor gave him before coming, Huang Ying smiled and said softly and glutinously: "Brother Wang Hao showed his might today, and he ...... with one foot The defeat of that invincible shark made my sister and I admire. So I'm here to make friends, and I hope Brother Wang Hao will take care of it in the future!"
Hearing Huang Ying's soft and glutinous voice, she shouted "Brother Wang Hao" one by one, and shouted Wang Hao's bones.
And let yourself take care of it a lot, what kind of care method is this?
Thinking of this, Wang Hao looked down from the corner of his eyes, and subconsciously, along the snow-white neck of the yellow warbler, and finally stayed on the beautiful Alps.
Tsk, it's really infinite spring at the dangerous peak, it seems that the ancients didn't deceive me!
Huang Ying saw Wang Hao's sneaky eyes, staring at the part under his neck to admire, and couldn't help but blush, and scolded fiercely in his heart: obscene ruffian, big pervert, pervert.
Of course, she can only mutter in her heart, and she must not put it into her mouth, and she can't even show it on her expression.
However, even so, her small actions still can't hide Wang Hao's fiery eyes.
"Haha, it is really a blessing for my old king to be admired by Sister Huang Ying. To tell you the truth, seeing Huang Ying's sister appear today, the heroic posture of the women who don't let the eyebrows be shaved is completely the contemporary Mulan, the empress Wu Zetian, and her heart is also full of admiration. At that time, my heart was very shocked, and I sighed that in this world, how can there be such a strange woman who is so overwhelming and peerlessly independent?"
"Just now, during the meal, I talked to Tiger and Yanlong about you, and I can't regret seeing Huang Ying's sister Qian'er again. Unexpectedly, we would ...... Ha ha. How to say that poem, there is no colorful phoenix wings, and the heart is a little clear. If this is a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight?"
"Uh...... If this situation is in a long-term situation, the heart is clear, where is this?" Hearing Wang Hao's nonsense, Huang Ying's face was confused.
Then, she blushed and whispered: "Brother Wang Hao, I haven't appeared today!"
"Poof!"
The saber-toothed tiger, who was drinking soup, heard the conversation between Wang Hao and Huang Ying, and burst into laughter on the spot, and the soup and water sprayed all over the ground.
"Haha, haha...... No more. Tears of laughter came out. Lao Wang, I thought that Xiangzi was the most sullen one in our team, but I didn't expect you to be sullen than him, full of flirtatious routines!"
Wang Hao raised his leg and kicked the saber-toothed tiger, and said: "Get out, your sister is a routine, only you are ugly, and you can only flirt with your sister, a handsome guy like me who is good-looking and powerful, has always only used a trick to flirt with a sister, right?"
After speaking, he looked at Huang Ying with a sneering gaze, and asked with a wicked smile on his face: "Sister Huang Ying, are you right? You see that you have such a personality, and I am also very individual, why don't we develop a sexual relationship?"
Hearing Wang Hao's teasing of Chi Guoguo, Huang Ying was stunned on the spot.
It can really be said: the fruit on the tree, you and me under the fruit!
the groove, flirt with a sleeve. Have a personality and develop a sexual relationship?
If he is shameless on such a large scale, he can even say it in public, and he really doesn't want any moderation.
The current Huang Ying feels completely messy.
What the other party said was so shameless that she couldn't answer it at all!
Wang Hao didn't seem to think that Huang Ying was messy enough, so he started talking serious nonsense again.
"Huang Ying beauty, I see that your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are blank, your lips are cracked and your tongue is scorched, and your spirit is scattered, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future. Come, give me your hand and let me take your pulse!"
After speaking, before Huang Ying had time to react, Wang Hao grabbed her soft little hand, put it in the palm of her hand, and rubbed it back and forth!"
Wow, soft as boneless, white as jade, delicate and tender...... It feels amazing!
Not bad, not bad, really good. This little hand alone is enough for me to play for half a year!
Although his heart was dark, on the surface, Wang Hao pretended to be a master with crane hair and a childish face, with a solemn expression, frowning, and with the other hand, he was still learning to look like a fortune teller, pinching back and forth.
"Oh, Sister Huang Ying, in three days, your relatives should come to see you!"
Huang Ying was shocked when she saw Wang Hao again, so she asked with a somewhat puzzled tone, "What relatives?"
Wang Hao stood with his hands in his hands, looking like a hermit in the mountains. After a long time, he said mysteriously: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed!"
Huang Ying saw Wang Hao pretending to be a great god for a long time, and finally dragged such a sentence, and immediately rolled her eyes at him, and muttered casually: "Pretend to be a ghost!"
However, before her words landed, Wang Hao waved his hand, with an unfathomable expression, and said, "Feiye, Feiye." Actually, it's not that the secret can't be revealed, it's just that it's not easy to say it in public!"
Huang Ying pursed her lips and said, "Isn't it just a relative, what's so bad about this?"
Wang Hao glanced at Huang Ying and asked, "Is this what you said?"
Huang Ying nodded vigorously and responded, "Well, I said it." Now, you can say, what relatives of mine are going to come to see me?"
Wang Hao deliberately cleared his throat and shouted directly like a loudspeaker: "In three days, the eldest aunt of the beautiful Huang Ying will come, and she is still the kind of particularly turbulent aunt!"
Yes?
Great aunt?
Wow, that's too powerful, isn't it?
Suddenly, the whole restaurant was in an uproar.
Everyone's eyes were all looking at Huang Ying and Wang Hao.