The instant noodles on the tip of the tongue are naturally a spoof.

But someone opened this spoof precedent, but it was out of control.

Affected by the instant noodles on the tip of the tongue, no, the senior stock name also came to a tip of the tongue.

[Just 24 hours ago, the A-share market soared, in order to get this natural gift, shareholders replenished, closed, sold, cut meat, and waited for the four seasons in exchange for this rare harvest moment. Zhuoma knows that the shelf life of the stock market is only two days, and investors should process the individual stocks as quickly as possible, and any high-performing stock may lose its original vitality after 24 hours and become worthless garbage ingredients. 】

This is the truth that the stock name has learned from decades of stock market traps.

In addition to the stock market on the tip of the tongue, there are also melon seeds on the tip of the tongue.

[Melon seeds, undoubtedly the crystallization of the love of the sun and sunflowers, the tacit cooperation of lips, teeth and fingers, so that this warm and enthusiastic kernel bursts out and then shatters, leaving only the rustic aroma and empty husk......]

With melon seeds, naturally you can't do without potatoes, and the potatoes on the tip of the tongue are also baked.

[The thick and fragrant sauce domesticates the dense and bland taste of the mashed potatoes, the sweetness of green beans and the soft and glutinous moisturization of corn, this simple delicacy contains the attachment of people in the Appalachian Mountains to southern food......]

And, of course, the "pimple soup" on the tongue:

[Chop the tomatoes and stir-fry them in the pot to turn them into rich and fragrant tomato juice, and the ordinary flour is gently stirred with water to turn into small white lumps like snow particles, which are tacitly matched with red tomatoes, green onions, and yellow egg flowers, creating an extraordinary taste of soft and glutinous fragrance, and a large number of carbohydrates also fully supplement the needs of the family. In addition to the hurried pace of work, this bowl of pimple soup passed down from generation to generation is probably the most ordinary and beautiful home-cooked taste. 】

There's even a dish wash on the tip of the tongue.

[Washing dishes, also known as gargling, must be handled by a strong man in the family.] The ancients believed that the female protagonist is yin and the male protagonist is yang, and the kitchen must be yin and yang in order to be rich. The timing of washing dishes is also particular, and it must be done within the time of picking teeth after the meal, as the food residues have dried up one minute later, and the aftertaste and digestion are hindered one minute earlier. The wisdom of Chinese's life is passed down from generation to generation through such details......]

When they saw these countless tongue tips, countless viewers were already dumbfounded.

"Talent, this is simply talent. ”

"I believe it now, the master is in the Akama. ”

"Can you still talk well, in fact, you have to be verbose for dozens of sentences. ”

"It's completely broken by the big white belt......"

This kind of black hat is refused.

After posting a sentence on Weibo [This has nothing to do with me at all], he hid at home and didn't bubble a word.

However, Mo Bai is not bubbling, so naturally someone comes to find Mo Bai.

No, Director Li of the Statistics Department found Mo Bai before.

"Director Li, what are you doing here, and what kind of courtesy are you bringing. ”

"Sorry, sorry, I came in a hurry, and I only brought these with me. ”

"You're welcome, Director Li, you, a big official, won't come to me, a small citizen, for nothing. ”

"You're still a little citizen......

Director Li of the Statistics Department couldn't cry or laugh: "Mr. Mo, don't be joking." ”

"Okay, then you can get straight to the point and find me something. ”

"Actually, it's nothing, I just want to talk to you. ”

Director Li sorted out the language, and then said, "Speaking of which, we still have to thank you." The tip of your tongue that you shot before, but it suddenly stimulated the consumption of the public, amazing, amazing, really amazing. ”

"You're welcome, it's nothing, we can only say that our country has great potential in terms of domestic demand. Everyone is willing to eat, willing to buy. If you don't have money in hand, let alone one tongue, ten tongues won't work. ”

"yes, we think so, too. Although we have encountered a little difficulty recently, our country has a strong foundation. Everyone has money in hand, and as long as everyone consumes it, the economy will not develop. But, Mr. Mo, you also know. Our country does not like to consume in advance than Europe and the United States, and the first thing that ordinary people think of when they have a little money in hand is not consumption, but saving. ”

"It's true that China's savings rate has always been very high, which can also prevent financial risks. Everyone thinks that if there is no money in the next few years, at least the money saved can be used. ”

"That being said, too much savings also affects the country's consumption. If everyone puts their money in the bank and doesn't take it out, and the money doesn't circulate, how can the economy develop?"

"Then the country should encourage consumption. ”

"I asked Mr. Mo for a meeting before, didn't it also do this. ”

"Now that the top has already taken action, what are you doing here with me, Director Li?"

Mo Bai was a little strange.

"Mr. Mo, I'll just say it directly. I feel that you have brains, ideas, paths, and new moves to boost the economy...... Therefore, I hope that you can stand up in the near future and add another force to the country's economic construction. ”

"Add a little more strength, how to add it?"

"I have to ask Mr. Mo. ”

"I ......"

Mo Bai vomited blood, and then said, "Director Li, you also think too highly of me." Do you think I'm a god, just think of an idea, and the country's GDP can support and rise?"

"Isn't it?"

Director Li said: "It's like the tip of the tongue. ”

"Uh......"

Mo Bai vomited blood again: "It was just an accident, whether the accident was good or not, how do I know why there are so many foodies in our country." A small documentary that makes them look like they haven't eaten. ”

"And what about the spicy strips you made?"

"What's the matter with spicy strips?"

"It's not closed yet. You see, the spicy strips you casually make sell 3 billion packs a month. A year to say less than 20 billion packs, we have counted, according to your amount, the annual demand for soybeans alone will be millions of tons, if you add up other brands of spicy strips in the country, it can definitely break 10 million tons, which is a great expansion of domestic demand, increased GDP. Moreover, I recently heard that your spicy noodles are also exported to earn foreign exchange, which is even more remarkable. You see, this small spicy strip of yours can drive the country's economic development, if you can make a slightly bigger thing, tsk......"

Director Li looked at Mo Bai with light in his eyes.

"I ......"

Mo Bai almost vomited blood and died at this moment.

"It's over, it's over, Director Li, you really think I'm a god. ”

"No, no, our party is an atheist, and I don't treat you as a god. ”

"That's good. ”

"But I know you have a hand. ”

"I've got a hand. ”

Mo Bai panicked.

He felt that he was being targeted by the state, and he had to explain quickly: "Director Li, what kind of spicy strips, I'm just playing with it." ”

"Blind play can sell 3 billion packs a month, if you get serious, tsk......"

"Don't tsk...... Director Li, I don't have time lately. ”

"Haven't you been idle at home lately?"

"I was there to accompany my wife to have children. ”

"I don't want you to give birth to a child, you have already done everything before giving birth, so why do you want to be with you 24 hours a day. ”

"But I really don't know anything. ”

"Don't say you can't, you're pretending to be too much. You can sing, you can write, you can trade stocks, and you can play football. Wen Neng wrote to earn tens of billions, and Wu Neng entered the military camp to defend the country and expel pirates. You say you can't do anything, aren't you angry with me......"

Director Li was extremely angry and looked at Mo Bai with his eyes.

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