Chapter 109 Return to the city
Xiao Peng went to find Yang Meng: "Mengzi, I'll go to the city, you can keep an eye on the fishing ground, and take this group of big-headed soldiers." Call me if you have something. β
"What can this do? You can do it if you have something. I'm more comfortable when you're not here. Yang Meng replied.
"Also, the tiger is not at home, the monkey is the king, the big monkey, take care of the family. Xiao Peng said happily.
"Fuck you, uncle!" Yang Meng gave Xiao Peng a middle finger.
Xiao Peng ignored him and turned around to go to the dock, but was stopped by two people.
The person who came was none other than Pang Chao and Pan Yilong.
"There's something to say, there's fart. Xiao Peng was in a hurry to leave, he didn't want to delay any longer, and his tone was not good.
Seeing Xiao Peng's bad attitude, Pang Chao and Pan Yilong glanced at each other, and Pang Chao opened his mouth: "Instructor Xiao, we want to learn your flying stone technique." β
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I said, my flying stone technique is only a little familiar, and I am not qualified to be a teacher." The real master, picking leaves can hurt people. I'm not close. β
Pang Chao and Pan Yilong glanced at each other, still not planning to let go of Xiao Peng: "Instructor Xiao, your current hand is enough for us to concentrate on hard practice, you can teach us." β
Xiao Peng didn't want to fight, didn't he see that I was in a hurry? Why are you still delaying my time? You want to learn, right? Okay, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up.
"Okay, since you want to learn so much, then I'll give you a chance. Xiao Peng nodded. "But I'll say ugly things before, it's not easy to learn this kung fu, you have to endure hardship!"
After hearing this, Pang Chao and Pan Yilong looked happy: "We are not afraid of hardships! As long as we can master this flying stone technique, we are willing to endure as much hardship as we want! Instructor Xiao, I don't know if we start practicing?"
"Are you sure you want to practice, right? Listen, there are wild boars in this forest, they are all half-sized wild boars, and their attack power is not strong, of course, this is also relative, and adult wild boars are not as good, but compared to other animals, the attack power is very strong. Xiao Peng said slowly. β
Pang Chao and Pan Yilong were puzzled. What does this practice of flying stone have to do with wild boars?
Xiao Peng smiled: "From today onwards, you will go to the forest every day to find wild boars." Remember, wild boars can attack you, you can't attack wild boars, all you have to do is find all the boars and number them. β
"Of course, you are not allowed to carry weapons, you can only enter with your hands, but you can bring some pebbles through the door. Remember, only wild boars are allowed to attack you, and you are not allowed to attack wild boars with heavy hands. β
"Now that you have entered the island, I will give you a little hint that wild boars have weaknesses: when they run, the knees of their front legs are their weaknesses. β
"That's my pig, don't let them spoil my pig. Yang Meng interjected when he heard this.
Pang Chao and the others were dumbfounded: "Instructor Xiao, you mean that if a wild boar attacks us, all we can do is to hit the boar's knee with a stone?"
Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "Who said that? You can also choose to run away." Friendly reminder, the attack power of wild boars is very strong. Survival is the last word. β
Pang Chao swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Instructor Xiao, I have a question I want to ask." β
"Asked. β
"Instructor Xiao, are you sure you're not manipulating us?"
"I'm not sure. β
Poof, Pang Chao and Pan Yilong also vomited blood, you are so arrogant? Bullshit smashing pig's legs with pebbles, do you think we two are three-year-old children? Everyone can see that you are fixing us, right?
"It's up to you to go or not, and again, the herds of wild boars are led by sows, and those who act alone are all boars. But keep in mind that boars that act alone are more destructive. After Xiao Peng finished speaking, he walked towards the dock.
Looking at the back of Xiao Peng's departure, Pang Chao and Pan Yilong, you look at me and I look at you: "Old Pang, did you say let's go in?"
"How do I know?
"I don't know. Instructor Yang, what do you say Instructor Xiao is going to do?"
The two asked Yang Meng, who was standing aside.
Yang Meng took a puff of his pipe: "Did you two offend Xiao Peng today?"
"No!" the two shook their heads like rattles.
"Impossible. Surely you don't know what to do to offend him. Yang Meng said: "Who is Xiao Peng? The prime minister's belly can capsize the ship, you definitely did something to make him unhappy, so he took the opportunity to retaliate." β
Otherwise, Yang Meng knew Xiao Peng, and he got to the point all of a sudden.
But if they knew that Xiao Peng was just because they appeared at the wrong time, would they hug each other and cry?
Pang Chao was stunned for a moment: "This, Instructor Yang, what should we do now?"
Yang Meng sighed: "According to what I know about Xiao Peng, you'd better accept it." Otherwise, you will expect Xiao Peng to give you more excessive punishment. β
Pan Yilong's face changed drastically: "We still want us to accept him if he is so tidy? No, I want him to know that where there is oppression, there will be resistance!"
Yang Meng smiled: "Forget it." Xiao Peng will let you know in minutes that where there is resistance, there is stronger oppression, this guy, it's bad!"
Pang Chao and Pan Yilong: "γγγγγγ β
Didn't this Nima dig a pit and bury herself?
Okay, take 10,000 steps back, they are not afraid of going into the forest to play with wild boars, they are afraid that Xiao Peng is really tossing them, if there is no gain after tossing for a long time, it is not in vain?
They were now puzzled and wanted to ask Xiao Peng, and Wen Jie, who was on the boat, was also confused.
"Boss, what are you doing in such a hurry to go to the city?" Wen Jie asked Xiao Peng as he drove the boat.
Xiao Peng didn't go around in circles with Wen Jie: "I'll buy a car." β
"Buy a car?" Wen Jie was dumbfounded: "Is it useful for us to have a car on the island?" +
After Xiao Peng heard this, he knocked a hairy chestnut on Wen Jie's head: "You have no conscience, thanks to Sister Ye making you good food every day, don't you know that your Sister Ye is now running a company outside, how inconvenient it is to have no car?"
Wen Jie rubbed his head: "But Sister Ye can't drive." β
"Huh?" Ye Yuli can't drive? Xiao Peng really doesn't know. "How do you know?"
"Some time ago, Sister Ye said that she was going to sign up to learn to drive, and asked me to teach him how to drive. Wen Jie replied with an aggrieved face, Xiao Peng knocked his head very painfullyγγγγγγ
Xiao Peng stared at Wen Jie: "How good are you driving?"
Wen Jie listened and said with an embarrassed face: "In the past, we often drove Uncle Lei's car out to pick up girls at night, and I was responsible for driving. β
"Uncle Lei? Lei Heng. Xiao Peng thought thoughtfully: "What kind of car do you say is good to buy?"
After hearing this, Wen Jie laughed: "Boss, this is easy to say, now the city's International Convention and Exhibition Center is the autumn auto show, just go there and have a look." β
"How do you kid know?" Xiao Peng said curiously.
Wen Jie listened, and there was a hint of shyness on his face: "My girlfriend is making car models at the auto show." β
Xiao Peng was speechless, well, just like when he was a child, goddesses like to be with bad boys. Is this a trend?
Now this is the case, many girls take advantage of their youth, and all kinds of bad boys to mingle, squandering their youth, as they grow older, rich experience, only to find out that they are blind, and then one by one they meet a scumbag, and then look for another bad boy who attracts them like this.
Please, who doesn't know the truth that a slap doesn't make a sound? Why are there scumbags?
Xiao Peng asked Wen Jie to drive the boat and went to sleep in the cabin by himself, and the sequelae of the hangover had not yet eased.
I don't know how long I slept, Xiao Peng was woken up by the phone ringing, Xiao Peng saw that it was Yang Meng's: "Mengzi, what's the matter?"
"There are two ships going to the island, a cargo ship, full of wood, and one that says it's for scientific research. How to deal with it?" Yang Meng said.
Xiao Peng then thought that the matter of contacting Wen Jie was done today, and he gave Wen Jie 1 million, but it was not just for him to buy ingredients, but it also had a big effect!
He hurriedly said to Yang Meng: "Those timbers are a construction company I contacted, I see that those foreigners' wooden houses and villas are strange and beautiful, we happen to be woods here, quite appropriate, I checked on the Internet, and it turned out that there is really a construction company specializing in this kind of wooden villas, so I asked Wen Jie to contact it, and the price is not expensive, less than 3,001 square meters, I directly ordered five sets, so it's okay, don't need those big soldiers to live in tents." β
Yang Meng laughed: "You are slapping a sweet date, so that they will think that you are specially built for them." Dude, they're done training and leaving!"
Xiao Peng nodded and said, "Actually, I really built it for them." These are the best soldiers in our country, and you can really suffer on the island every day?"
I shook my head and believed it. But it's not a waste. In the future, the island will definitely have to hire people, and these houses can be used as dormitories for them. Yang Meng's laughter came from the other side of the phone. "What about the research ship?"
The scientific research ship is here for the turtles?: "Don't forget Pang Long's other identity on the island! The guards of the turtle nature reserve! Let them go to the island if the formalities are complete, and let them go back where they came from!"
"Okay, I know how to do it. Yang Meng hung up the phone.
Xiao Peng couldn't sleep either, wanting to see where the ship was going, but found that the ship had docked at the dock: "How long have we been here?" Xiao Peng asked Wen Jie.
"Boss, we've been here for more than half an hour, I saw that you slept soundly, so I didn't call you. Wen Jie replied.
Xiao Peng took out his mobile phone and looked at the time: "It's time to have lunch now, let's go directly to the auto show, invite your little girlfriend to have lunch together, you can't accompany her on the island, you can have a good time today." β
Wen Jie was happy to hear it: "Long live the boss." β
Xiao Peng scolded with a smile: "Don't be a sycophant, go get a taxi, let's hurry up, why don't you call your girlfriend?"
"No, I'm going to surprise her. Wen Jie ran on the side of the road and went to take a taxi.
"This kid also knows how to play romance. β
Uh, what's the best car to buy?