Chapter 460: Very Dirty Question

After the successful incorporation of Erhuzi Group, Wang Hao went to the hospital to visit Xu Jing.

At this time, Xu Jing was lying on the hospital bed, poking the mobile phone screen with her white fingers.

"Wang Hao, you big bastard, big rascal, big slut, don't let me see you again, I poke, I poke, I poke, poke you, poke you to death!"

"Ahh

"I said, Miss, how much do you miss me!"

When Xu Jing saw Wang Hao coming, she snorted angrily, then turned her little head to the side and stopped looking at him.

Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Officer Xu, who provoked you?"

When Xu Jing saw Wang Hao's smiling face, she wanted to raise her leg to kick him.

However, before she could lift it, she suddenly remembered that she still had a wound on her leg, so she changed it to a pink fist.

Xu Jing's pink fist was impartial, and it happened to greet Wang Hao's wound, and he grinned in pain.

"Oops!"

"What's wrong with you?" Xu Jing's eyes widened, and she looked at Wang Hao in some surprise.

"You're hurt?"

Wang Hao waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's just a small injury, it's already been treated, just rest for two days!"

Xu Jing pursed her mouth and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!"

Wang Hao laughed evilly and said, "Officer, you are very insincere like this, okay?"

Xu Jing blinked, looked at Wang Hao, and asked, "Then what do you say, can it be regarded as sincere?"

Wang Hao thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you kiss it!"

"Wang Hao, you slut, go to death, and you want to take advantage of me!" As she spoke, Xu Jing raised her pink fist again, but in mid-air, she put it down again.

"Hmph, I'll remember it for you first!"

Just then, two policewomen walked into the ward.

Obviously, they stayed and took care of Xu Jing.

A trainee policewoman glanced at Wang Hao and asked, "Sister Jing, who is this?"

Without waiting for Xu Jing to answer, Wang Hao smiled and said, "I am Xu Jing's boyfriend, please take care of her." ”

Xu Jing pouted and snorted: "Hmph, who is your girlfriend!"

However, in the eyes of the two policewomen, they were a small couple, this was flirting, and they both covered their mouths and giggled.

Wang Hao said to the two policewomen: "That, you go back first, just have me with you!"

The two policewomen glanced at each other, glanced at Xu Jing again, and saw that she did not refuse, so they nodded one after another and gently exited the ward.

When a policewoman closed the door smoothly, she smiled at Wang Hao and made a gesture of praise.

Wang Hao walked to the side of the bed and said to Xu Jing, "You move inside!"

Xu Jing's eyes widened and asked, "What are you doing?"

Wang Hao said: "What else can I do, of course I am sleeping, you can't let me sit here all night, I am also sick, Marx said, society is progressing, men and women must be equal!"

Xu Jing was like an octopus, scratching Wang Hao twice, pouting and saying, "No, this is my hospital bed." Moreover, Marx also said that men and women do not kiss each other!"

Wang Hao rolled his eyes and muttered to himself, "It's not that I haven't kissed before!"

Xu Jingshui's big eyes flickered twice, and she asked, "What did you just say?"

Wang Hao glanced at Xu Jing's drooping lips, smiled at her twice, and leaned over to kiss her.

Xu Jing symbolically resisted twice, and when she saw that she couldn't break free from Wang Hao, the bastard, she let Jun pick it up.

After gnawing for three or four minutes, Xu Jing blushed and said, "I'm thirsty!"

Wang Hao heard that Xu Jing was thirsty, so he reached out to get the water cup.

Xu Jing shook her head and said, "The boiling water in the hospital has the smell of disinfectant, it doesn't taste good, I want to eat apples!"

Looking at the somewhat childish Xu Jing, Wang Hao shook his head with a smile, picked a big and red red Fuji apple, and peeled it very skillfully.

Xu Jing tilted her little head sideways, and watched Wang Hao peel apples for herself without blinking.

The bastard in front of him is sometimes not so annoying. At least when you peel the apples, it's still pretty cute!

Thinking about it, Xu Jing couldn't help laughing.

Wang Hao saw Xu Jing staring at him and snickering, and he had a sense of horror when he saw Sadako crawling out of the TV.

"Officer, are you going crazy, or is your head short-circuited?"

Hearing Wang Hao's words, Xu Jing's good impression of him that he had just had immediately disappeared.

Wang Hao saw that Xu Jing wanted to be angry again, so he quickly stuffed the peeled apple into her mouth.

Xu Jing nibbled on the apple, babbling and whining sounds.

"Miss Ben is depressed, tell me a joke!"

Wang Hao asked, "Is it okay with color?"

Xu Jing took a big bite of the apple and said, "Whatever!"

Wang Hao thought for a while, cleared his throat, and said, "One day, mosquitoes and praying mantises went to peek at a beautiful woman taking a bath. The mosquito pointed to the two soft flesh under the neck of the beautiful woman, and said proudly: Look, ten years ago, I stared at her chest twice, and now they are so swollen. ”

The praying mantis was not convinced, and said, "Cut, what is that? I stabbed her between her legs ten years ago, and she still bleeds every month!"

"Poof!" As soon as Wang Hao's joke was finished, Xu Jing trembled with laughter, and squirted out the apples that had not been chewed in her mouth.

"Wang Hao, you are really a slut, you tell such a dirty joke, you won't tell a serious one!"

Wang Hao glanced at the ceiling and said, "Okay, let me ask you a serious question, test it, are you dirty?"

Xu Jing nodded and said, "Okay, you ask!"

Wang Hao pondered for a moment, stretched out three fingers, and said, "Give you three tips, first, pull it out, don't sleep with it plugged in, it's not good for your health." Second: An 18-year-old beautiful girl died in the middle of the night. Third, 99% of young men and women do this at night. Okay, that's it, guess what's this?"

"Oh, Wang Hao, you're so dirty!" Xu Jing made a disgusting expression and rolled her eyes at Wang Hao.

Wang Hao casually picked up the water cup on the table, took a sip of boiling water, and said leisurely: "Let you guess a power bank, where is it dirty?"

"Ah, power bank?" Hearing Wang Hao's answer, Xu Jing's eyes widened immediately, and her face was surprised.

Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders and said, "Otherwise, do you think that your mind is unhealthy, and you still say that I am dirty!"

Xu Jing was dumbfounded, and for a while, she didn't know what to say to refute Wang Hao.

When she saw Wang Hao pick up the water cup on the table and drink water, she pouted and shouted at him, "Hey, that's my water cup!"

Wang Hao glanced at the water cup and said, "I know!"

Xu Jing was a little anxious and said, "Do you know you still use it?"

Wang Hao said disapprenously: "What's the matter, I've kissed mouth-to-mouth, are you still afraid of this indirect kiss?"

Hearing Wang Hao's brazen words, Xu Jingbei clenched her teeth, eager to rush over and bite this bastard to death.

After a while, Wang Hao found Xu Jing on the bed, squirming and pinching, as if someone had beaten her PP, restless.

"What's wrong?"

Xu Jingqiao blushed and whispered, "It's nothing!"

Wang Hao stared at Xu Jing's side face for a while and asked, "Do you want to go to the toilet?"

Xu Jing looked at Wang Hao in some surprise and asked, "Ah, how do you know?"

Wang Hao smiled indifferently and said, "You wait, I'll call the nurse!"

Wang Hao had just walked out of the door of the ward when he suddenly saw a slender figure flash out of the stairwell.

It turned out to be her, Lin Xuanxuan?