Chapter 221: The Most Arrogant Creep
Liu Jun was pressed to the ground and rubbed by the bewitching woman, and he was hit with a full head.
"Team Leader...... Save me. Liu Jun finally seized an opportunity in the gap between the beatings and shouted for help.
The other four twisted their heads to the side as if they hadn't seen them.
"The whole army is attacking. At this moment, the solemn voice sounded again.
As this voice sounded, the bewitching woman finally stopped beating Liu Jun's hand, and shook her hair in a dashing manner, "Take the old lady and open the brush, and the birds will blow you up." ”
"Woo~"
Liu Jun's whole head was swollen like a pig's head, completely lost his original appearance.
This is really a birth and a death first, and before the battle began, he was beaten into a Transformer by the female owner of the store.
"Let's go, let's go. ”
The honest young man smiled, and he didn't dare to look at the female boss more.
The Shura field began to send troops.
The honest boy followed the soldier and walked to the middle lane together.
Xiao Chen made some changes to these creeps, and these creeps were not like those creeps in League of Legends.
These little soldiers are full of energy, wearing blue cloaks, holding bright blades, and the fierce strength revealed on their bodies is simply a hero in the green forest between the roaring mountains and rivers.
"Lao Zhang, how was your luck yesterday?"
"Alas, don't mention it, this month's little money was taken away by the camels. ”
"Tsk, it's not me talking about you, you still have a family, usually gamble less. ”
The honest boy was stunned and plucked out his ears, thinking that he was hallucinating.
But the voice of the little soldier chatting beside him came to his ears again.
", I'm dying, the creeps are starting to chat. ”
The honest young man had a hellish expression on his face.
Xiao Bingjia looked at the honest young man and said, "Where is this stupid, shouting here." ”
Little Soldier B: "I guess where did the recruit eggs come from, there are no rules at all." ”
Honest boy, "I was so despised by the little soldiers, and I was scolded as a fool." ”
"Alas, that stupid recruit, keep up with the master's footsteps, and save your dog's life in a while. ”
Little Soldier B shook the big blade in his hand proudly, and greeted the honest young man in a daze.
The honest young man swallowed his saliva and looked at the big blade, the fool in his mouth didn't dare to scold after all.
The minions kept moving towards the center, and the two sides were about to engage in close combat.
At this time, Little Soldier B suddenly walked behind the honest boy and kicked on the boy's buttocks.
"Discover the way for the grandfathers. Xiao Bing Yi shook the big knife in his hand and said viciously.
The honest boy was kicked and staggered a few steps to the front of the line.
The young man looked back and glared angrily, and several small soldiers raised their broadswords with disdainful smiles on their faces.
The boy took a deep breath, not only was he scolded as a fool by the little soldier, but he was also treated as a Muggle, and he was forced to walk in front as a target, what the hell.
The honest young man looked at those big knives, but he still didn't dare to break out after all.
If you are chopped into meat sauce by your own soldiers, it may make others laugh and lose their big teeth.
The two sides met in the river, and the honest young man looked at the guy in the front, and finally balanced his heart.
The enemy walking in the front is the leader of the second group, Zhou Mazi.
Zhou Mazi's head was covered with blood, and he had big footprints all over his body, depending on the situation, he was abused!
Zhou Mazi had a loveless expression on his face, so he asked more, "Can Xiao Bing also speak?", and was beaten up by several irascible military masters, the most important thing is that he was a cultivator in the wilderness, and he was beaten without the power to fight back.
"Oh, the dog thief on the other side, eat grandpa's one move to split Huashan. ”
A grumpy military master on Zhou Mazi's side carried a machete and slashed at the honest young man's head.
For a time, the sword was vertical and horizontal, and the four fields were in the eyes.
The honest young man was stunned, "knife...... Sword qi,, this is a soldier or a martial arts master!"
Seeing that the big knife was about to fall on the young man's head, he suddenly kicked him out with one foot.
"Dog's day's thing, watch the show!"
The irascible little soldier B kicked away the honest boy and greeted him with a big blade.
The battle officially began, and for a while, the sword qi in the middle was criss-crossed, and it was simply a brawl of martial arts masters.
Zhou Mazi and the honest boy hid in the grass, and they didn't dare to move, for fear of being accidentally injured by the knife qi.
The two looked at each other and smiled bitterly, this is really a fucking Shura field!
……
On the road, Liu Jun carried a big pig's head and followed several military masters tremblingly.
A military master glanced at Liu Jun and asked his companions with a puzzled expression: "Is this a human or a pig?"
The military master who was asked thought about it for a while, and said thoughtfully: "It should be a pig-headed person, why are there a lot of half-human and half-demon things in your hometown." ”
The muscles on Liu Jun's face twitched a few times, and he scolded in his heart, "You are the fucking pig-headed man, and your whole family is a pig-headed man." ”
"Smack. ”
Liu Jun was hit the shoulder, and a hearty voice sounded: "Pig-headed man, follow Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will protect your pig's life." ”
"Poof!"
Liu Jun spurted out a mouthful of old blood and almost died on the spot.
But his situation is much better than the two guys in the middle lane, at least he was not beaten, and he was not targeted.
The two sides met on the road.
Liu Jun looked at the guy in the opposite team, his head was swollen like a pig's head, and there were two nosebleeds on his nose, and another mouthful of old blood spurted out.
The blue soldier looked at the guy in the opposing team, who couldn't tell his true face, and arched his hand: "Oh! ”
The red side soldier returned the salute: "I didn't expect you to have a pig-headed man, it's really fateful, since it's so fateful, how about we fight again another day." ”
BLU Creep: "That's what it means." ”
After speaking, the soldiers of the two parties actually sat together and chatted.
Liu Jun saw the thunder rolling in his heart, "This is a battlefield!
While the military masters were chatting, the "pig-headed people" on both sides took the opportunity to get into the grass on the road.
"Damn, who are you?"
"I'm Liu Jun, who are you?"
"Damn, I'm Niu Er. ”
Liu Jun: "Why are you beaten like this?"
Niu Er: "Don't mention it, I praised the girl who sold things for being so beautiful, and she said that I was a disciple, indiscriminately, and beat me like this." ”
Niu Er said, tears flashing in his eyes.
Liu Jun thought of what happened to him, not only was he beaten into a pig's head, but also recognized as a pig-headed man by Xiao Bing, and tears couldn't help but flash in his eyes.
"Woo~" The two hugged their heads and cried, a pair of difficult brothers.
After the two of them finished crying, they took out the smoke again, and sat in the grass and swallowed the clouds and smoked.
"Ding. ”
At this time, a majestic voice sounded in the hearts of the two.
"The suspicion of the two of you playing soy sauce was detected, triggering the immediate incident. The two looked confused.
At this time, the little soldier of the blue side who was sitting outside the grass and chatting said: "Let's go back like this, there will be no casualties at all!"
Red Fang Xiaobing nodded: "Yes, otherwise, let the two pig-headed people fight each other, and we can go back and have an explanation." ”
(End of chapter)