Seeing such an angry invitation, most people had to jump up and scold three times, but after reading it, some of these sons frowned, snorted coldly, and some smiled faintly, their faces were not red, their hearts were not beating, they were not scolding, and they were surprisingly calm.

It turned out that there was more fighting among the nobility than unity. Except for the power of some princes and princes, in the Tianyu Kingdom, large and small nobles are attached to the four big families. The four major families are in charge of the four directions of the Tianyu Kingdom, namely the Wang family in the capital in the north, the Nangong family in the hollow city in the south, the Zhao family in the east, and the Fang family in the west.

The members of the four major families, including the ministers in the imperial court, the celebrities who guarded the emperor's side, and even the emperor's favored concubines were inextricably linked with the four major families. Attached to the four major families, no one will dare to mess with you casually. But your words and deeds have thousands of eyes staring at you all the time. What you say and what you do must be in the interests of the family. Otherwise, not only will the other three families seize the lever and take the opportunity to stir up trouble, but even the family you are attached to will also find a way to get rid of you.

Since ancient times, playboys can't do anything else.,Pretending to be stupid is first-class.,Anything,As long as it involves the interests of the family.,Calm down like a reflex.,Slowly think about countermeasures.。 With the genius heads of their three minutes to soak the girl in bed, it is not difficult to think that these invitations were written by their ex-wife, and if they really went, what was waiting for them would be unexpected embarrassment and embarrassment. "So what does it matter?" thought to all the people who received the invitation from their ex-wife, "Don't forget, what did the person you married trick you into going to the pharmacy in the first place! Will you be happy? How long will you be happy?"

On the day of May 4, nearly half of the children of wealthy families in the capital changed wives, but in fact, there were not so many, and the increase in the number of people was completely caused by following the trend. Among the wealthy families, there are many idiots, and those idiots saw that their brothers and brothers suddenly changed wives, and they couldn't think of a reason, so they asked them what was going on. How can such a thing be said casually? But when the brother asked, he still had to tell the "truth": "Women, just like clothes, are good for their health to change them frequently." "Women, just like socks, they stink after wearing them for a long time, so it's good to change them." "Women, it's bubble gum, if you chew it for too long, it's not sweet, it's better to change one, brother, what do you say?"

The idiot's idea is simple: "My brother changes his wife, my brother also changes his wife, if we don't change our wives, isn't it a little outdated?"

"No matter who it is, this wife has to be replaced, my IQ is already low, if I fall behind, I won't have a face in the future. The idiot touched his face and felt that people's cheeks were still more important: "You must change! If you change your wife, you have to divorce first, how can this be good? ”

A subordinate was invited to the second son's room. The second son rolled his eyes and said in a deep voice: "Xiao Liu, let me ask you, you have to answer me honestly." ”

Xiao Liu Cheng was terrified, and bowed down and replied: "Second son, please ask, the little one must know everything and say everything, even if there is something you don't know, you have to go to Baidu to search it out..."

The second son couldn't get around the corner for a long time, his brows furrowed, and he said dissatisfiedly: "What is Baidu, a brothel? Okay, let me ask you, how is this divorce going to be done?"

"Divorce procedure?" Xiao Liu slid his eyes and said with a smile: "Big brother, you have found the right person, Xiao Liu, I have been in this business for five years, and I am a veteran." Let me tell you straight, half of our families in the capital were broken up by our gang. And it is a one-stop service, divorce first, and then introduce the marriage with the right age, perfect, hehe, you are satisfied. ”

The second son was stunned when he heard this, and the idiot made a mistake when he made a mistake: "Very good, my family's brains are spiritual light, and all walks of life compete for beauty, hmm...... As the master of your lifelong service, you are going to give a few discounts!"

Xiao Liu exclaimed: "Master, you think too highly of me! As long as you treat me as a friend when you are old, I will go to the soup and ...... for you."

"Okay, okay, interesting, how many folds?" the second son looked a little impatient. Xiao Liu rubbed his hands, lowered his head, and said, "The lowest price, the lowest price." As he spoke, he smiled and raised three fingers in his right hand.

"Three folds?" The second son was a little angry and sighed: "It seems that I have to find someone else, and you have to live a good life in the future, hehe......"

"My brother, three folds, three folds is the lowest price, the second son is from a famous family, he must also know the truth that you get what you pay for, women are divided into stunning, beautiful, and generally multiple grades, the higher the level, the more money you spend, isn't it?" Xiao Liu said very sincerely, and every sentence was sincere. The second son just nodded frequently, seemingly agreeing with his point of view.

In the middle of the sound, the second prince spoke: "I can understand your difficulties, so let's fold it three times and attach two 'Cheng Xian Dan'." ”

Xiao Liu couldn't ask for it, and hurriedly responded: "Yes, yes, yes, I will definitely offer aphrodisiacs as scheduled, and you will be satisfied on the day of the candle night in the cave room, and we will talk another day." The second son smiled: "Okay! You do things, I don't worry! In addition, you can investigate for me again, which son's wife my brother married, and then check if there are any abandoned women in this family, I want to have a kiss and a kiss." ”

Xiao Liu smiled wickedly and said: "The second son is really thoughtful, don't worry, even if you don't, the small one can let him have it!"

The second son watched Xiao Liu step out of the threshold, put his finger under his nose and rubbed it gently, and fell into deep thought: "If you don't have it, you can let him have it, it's interesting." ”

"The matter of changing wives has come to an end for the time being, and I think that after this aphrodisiac crisis, people will probably cherish the feelings between husband and wife more and learn to be considerate of each other. The King of Equality's eyes shone with wisdom, and made a small conclusion.

I looked into his eyes, and there was a flame dancing in the crimson eyes of the King of Equality, and the pale yellow flames were swaying, and they were extremely beautiful. I couldn't help but exclaim. Seeing that my expression was a little strange, the King of Equality asked, "What's wrong?"

I came back to my senses, didn't dare to look at him again, and tilted my head to the side: "You have * in your eyes, you won't think anything about me, will you?" The King of Equality was stunned: "*? may be the fire of wisdom." I heard that when you cultivate to a certain level and have a higher understanding of the things in the world, this phenomenon will occur. ”

"Really?" I glanced down at my body and nodded, "I don't think I have anything for you to have." ”

"Uh-uh......" King Ping was a little speechless, probably thinking that this man's imagination must be too amazing. coughed and said, "Brother Liu, don't you think that I tell stories and call all the minions Xiao Liu, and I am very disrespectful to you?"

I gathered my mind and shook my head, "No." But I'm very strange, Liu Xuan's surname is Liu, and a random slave is also surnamed Liu, are there many people on the mainland with the surname Liu......?"

I hurriedly asked, "What?"

King Ping gritted his teeth and hesitated for a long time before he spoke: "One thousand two hundred years ago, the emperor of Tianyu Kingdom was called Liu Busy. He was very lustful, and more than 3,000 concubines could not satisfy him. He issued an edict to conduct auditions every three years to select beautiful women among the people for his entertainment. The people called him 'Liu Busy Ancestor'. ”

"Liu Busy Ancestor?" I touched my forehead, coughing, I remembered that I used to play games, and I used this name, I don't know how many people who took the homonym as 'hooligan' were angry, I nodded in admiration: "There are really people who take such a bull fork name, more bull fork than Fu Yanjie." Genius, genius!"

King Ping praised: "He is really a genius, nine years of good looks of women have been played by him, through which to find out a set of martial arts mind, as if what is the "Imperial Goddess Gong", tsk, this set of mind can be regarded as an epoch-making masterpiece, subverting the previous practice of cultivation must be pure heart and few desires of the argument, self-contained, both men and women only need to be on time, with reference to the posture he painted to integrate wholeheartedly, you can nourish yin and yang, and form a magnetic field to absorb the free energy between heaven and earth, so that both parties benefit. ”

I was so stupid that I didn't know how long my saliva was drawn, and even my collar was dirty, so I just said stupidly, "Keep talking." ”

King Ping didn't notice my dick, his head tilted to the upper right, with a hint of longing in his eyes, and said with a sigh: "Back then...... I saw him personally. He was so handsome. I think not only women, but any man, as long as they see him, will be fascinated by his temperament. He is beautiful, and that kind of beauty does not belong to the mortal ......."

My brow furrowed, instinctively disgusted. But somehow, I still want him to continue. King Ping was silent for a moment, and his originally raised head was suddenly lowered, his eyes were introverted, and he said lightly: "It's all in the past, so why bother to say it?"

I saw him ask himself in a low voice, there must be something strange in it, it turns out that this king of equality is still engaged in the foundation, it is really advanced thinking. He and I have only known each other for a day, and there are some things that are not good to tell me, and I am not easy to ask, although I feel that it is a pity not to listen to him say that men love men, but there is nothing to be done. At that moment, he reached out and patted him on the shoulder, comforting: "Don't be too nostalgic for the past, cherish what you have now, one day you will understand that beauty is illusory, and all the past is like a cloud of smoke and insignificant." The important thing is that you cherish the present and grasp the future. The future is unpredictable. ”

King Ping sighed and said, "I didn't expect you to be very talented as a teacher. Hey, the past can never be recovered, leaving people with deep regret. ”

I smiled and said, "If there is a regret pill, there will be no regrets in this world." The king of equality laughed: "Do you think the regret medicine is so delicious! I regret it not because Liu is busy, it has nothing to do with me whether he dies or not." Originally, he could have ascended, but he was too eager for quick success, and he died on the last woman. ”

I was slightly stunned: "What happened to the last woman?

King Ping suddenly laughed out of his nose, and said while laughing: "That woman, hahaha, she is not a woman at all, and the devil knows what she is." Hahaha......" After a while, King Ping stopped laughing and continued: "She was originally a man, but because her fiancée was ruined by Liu Busy, she couldn't hate it in her heart, so she took the risk of having sex reassignment surgery on herself. ”

"What?" I was surprised and surprised, "then he is not Saihuatuo, and can perform sex reassignment surgery on himself?"

King Ping waved his hand and said, "What bullshit Sai Hua Tuo, his profession is a sex reassignment surgeon, and he knows some demon methods from the side. First confuse a woman with excellent posture and take it home, and then use the demon method to exchange organs with them, and there must be no disturbance during the spell, otherwise, it is possible to change half of the organs, and the spell will be terminated, making the two people indecent. ”

"In addition", the King of Equality added: "Although this kind of spell does not enter the stream, but if it is used in the right place, it will still be of great help to human beings, but now people's hearts are unpredictable, and it is too risky to let others operate on you, so it is best to learn it yourself." Liu Jian, I see that you are extraordinary, your bones are wonderful, you are the most suitable for learning this kind of spell, the tuition fee is 3,000 yuan a period, if you find someone to introduce you, it can be cheaper, and the final exam is included. So, I'll write you a letter of introduction, and with my letter of introduction......"

I wanted to cry without tears: "Big brother, why am I learning that thing? Please, you talk a little logically, okay?

King Ping said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brother, don't blame." At this age, I don't have a good memory, and it's easy to get away. In this way, you ask me to answer, as long as you ask well, I will definitely answer correctly. ”

I said, "Okay, let's talk about what happened to this last ladyboy of Liu Busy Ancestor's Imperial Palace." ”

King Ping didn't have a beard at all, but at this time, he stroked his beard and said indifferently: "Yes, he is a shemale, as soon as he was nervous about surgery, his lower body was changed, but his upper body was not changed, and it became an airport." But the strange thing is that his face shape has become a melon seed face, he was originally very handsome, and his face shape has changed, and he looks even more meticulous and glamorous. Later, he was favored by the eunuch who chose the concubine and was selected to enter the palace to serve Liu Busy. Liu Xian has been with 2,999 virgins*, only one person is missing to be able to 'three thousand maidens, ascending to the Tao', when he saw this demon, he was overjoyed, and immediately pulled him to bed with the initiation of "The Goddess Gong". And because the posture is *, it can't be closed to the chest, so ...... He didn't even realize that this demon was not a woman!"

I wondered, this case is full of suspicions: "Before serving the emperor, there should be a very strict physical examination, how can he pass the test? In our place, there is a three-point examination for an art school, don't you care about a woman's big breasts and small breasts?"

King Ping smiled: "I don't know how he got past the physical examination, maybe he used the demon method." 'Confusement', 'Spiritualism', 'Mindfulness', a whole bunch of them. In these years, spells to control others have emerged one after another, and they have been updated quickly. And Liu Xian never knew that he died at the hands of a shemale. He thought that the time had come, so he stripped naked and forcibly ascended, but finally because his flesh was not dense enough, he was blown into ashes by the wind under the heavenly realm. ”

"You can imagine what happened later, as soon as Liu Xian died, the rebels from all over the country rose up to resist, and finally a disciple of Xinxuemen led the rebels to break through the imperial city and take the throne. After the success of that person, he formed gangs everywhere, and under the pressure of Xinxuemen, all the sects helped him to kill and repel batch after batch of rebel armies and consolidate his throne. ”

"Oh," I suddenly realized, and then his words continued: "After he became the emperor, he conformed to the will of the people, demoted the Liu clan to commoners, and simply let them be slaves if he didn't like it, Liu was busy playing with so many women, and he must have had a lot of sons, and his relatives and friends also followed his example, playing more with women and giving birth to more cubs, which caused Tianyu to have a lot of people surnamed Liu, and most of them were slaves." ”

The King of Equality praised: "Reasonable. ”

I pondered for a moment and asked, "Then Liu Xuan is older than you? He is more than 10,000 years old?" King Ping sighed and said: "Yes, if a cultivator wants to achieve something, he must have thousands of years of precipitation, absorb a little bit of heaven and earth aura every day, and if he wants to form a golden pill to conceive a primordial baby, he must have the perseverance to pass through the stone, and Liu Xuan has only ascended to the immortal realm in the past few years." ”

I was speechless, feeling a little guilty. I've decided to ascend to the immortal realm in thirty years! I don't know the situation, but I really dare to think about it. However, as long as you cultivate to the innate level, your lifespan will increase by sixty years, not that you have to soar within thirty years.

When Mr. Storyteller became addicted, he hurriedly urged me to listen to him, only to see that his mouth was like a river, and he talked about books hard, and he really drooled, and the spittle stars were like the water of the Yellow River, surging endlessly, drowning me. In order to let me understand the situation on the mainland, he also took great pains.

This story is related to the executioner. Executioners are considered a glorious profession in the Celestial Universe Kingdom, and only they themselves know how glorious they are. In the eyes of outsiders, being an executioner is very promising and meaningful. They eradicate violence and peace, kill people who commit great crimes and evils, it can be said that they eradicate the dregs of society and restore justice to the world. It is of great merit to let the souls of innocent dead people rest in peace, and for the living to take warning.

Executioners should be cultivated from an early age, so that they may see crimson blood and hot heads. If a young executioner kills more people, he can be promoted to the rank of killer! No one is born a killer, and in order to become a qualified killer, he must undergo inhuman training. Skill is hard to say, it may just be a feeling, a different feeling, from body to mind, and from heart to body. It's like chopping vegetables, you may be constrained at first, but that's okay, as long as you cut hard and boldly. One day, you will be amazed at how easy it is to chop vegetables, just like breathing, naturally!

A real killer, a qualified killer, he likes to kill others with his eyes closed, enjoying the pleasure that is comfortable to the bones, and the feeling of killing is so wonderful that after killing someone, he is still immersed in the wonderful experience for a long time, and he does not want to open his eyes.

Nowadays, there are not many such killers, and there are two reasons for the few: one is that the social order is good, there are fewer criminals, and the executioners lack timely training; second, as a killer, today cannot take care of tomorrow, and it is easy for them to not be able to move their true feelings, and they have harmed other girls. So no one understands, and no one can confide in. Lonely, lonely, and boring, he had no choice but to commit suicide.

Therefore, young executioners and some clever executioners, in their hearts, both want to be killers and do not want to be killers.

Wang Ziteng has such doubts. Should I be a cold-blooded killer?