Chapter 550: The Story of Wu Song and Pan Jinlian
When Wang Hao shouted "girl", Ye Zixuan was stuffing popcorn into her mouth.
She blinked her big watery eyes, bit on the popcorn, and asked vaguely, "Uncle, what are you doing?"
Wang Hao licked his lips and said, "I'm hungry and want to eat popcorn!"
Ye Zixuan grabbed a handful of popcorn and said, "Uncle, give it to you!"
Wang Hao shook his head into a rattle and said, "I don't eat this!"
Ye Zixuan's smart eyes flashed with a ripple of doubt, and asked, "Uncle, if you don't eat this, which one will you eat?"
Wang Hao pointed to Ye Zixuan's cherry mouth and said, "Eat what you have in your mouth!"
"Huh?"
Before Ye Zixuan could react, Wang Hao leaned down and kissed him.
Four or five minutes later, the movie officially opened, and Wang Hao reluctantly relented, and smashed his mouth and said: "The popcorn in this movie theater tastes good!"
Ye Zixuan's face turned red, and she said shyly: "Hmph, uncle, if you are necrotic, you will take advantage of me!"
Wang Hao smiled and said, "Girl, the movie is over, let's watch the movie!"
Couples in love like to watch horror movies the most, whenever there is a little scary scene, the girl will subconsciously hide in the boy's arms.
And the boys do some bad things in the name of protecting the girls. For example...... That god horse.
"Ahh
"Ahh
Ye Zixuan glanced at Wang Hao and asked curiously, "Uncle, are you also afraid?"
Wang Hao pointed to Ye Zixuan's little hand on his thigh, and said, "Girl, you pinch it so much, can I not be afraid?"
"Ah, uncle, Sadako is so scary!" Ye Zixuan screamed.
"Ah, girl, you are a girl, where did you get such a big hand!"
"Ah, uncle, look, the ghost is about to crawl out!"
"Ah, girl, I'll never take you out to watch a horror movie again!"
……
Hearing Ye Zixuan and Wang Hao's screams one after another, a bunch of couples in front of them said: "Look at the couple in the back, it's really cheating, you can watch a horror movie, you can watch **, you can't accept it!"
Hearing the comments of the little couple in front of him, Wang Hao had an urge to vomit blood. This is the saddest horror movie he's ever seen, and there isn't one!
At the end of the movie, Wang Hao's left leg was already unconscious.
Ye Zixuan looked at Wang Hao with some apologies, and said with a wry smile: "Uncle, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!"
Wang Hao pursed his lips and said, "It's okay!"
Ye Zixuan's autumn-like eyes blinked lightly and said, "Uncle, I'll rub it for you!"
As she spoke, she stretched out her little white hand, put it on Wang Hao's thigh, and gently rubbed it.
At this time, the little couple in front of them began to talk again: "Look, that girl is jerking off her male ticket!"
The girl said disdainfully: "What's the matter, you still feed me bananas and milk every night at night!"
Hearing the conversation between the young couple in front of her, Ye Zixuan blinked her eyes and said, "Uncle, milk and bananas can't be eaten together, it's easy to cause bloating, and it's not good for your health!"
Wang Hao looked at the innocent and innocent Ye Zixuan and said, "Girl, the bananas and milk they are talking about are not the same type as what you think!"
Ye Zixuan looked surprised and asked, "What is that, is it delicious?"
Hearing Ye Zixuan's inquiry, for a while, Wang Hao really didn't know how to answer her question.
Ye Zixuan saw that Wang Hao did not answer his question, and there were ripples of curiosity in his clear eyes.
"Uncle, I also want to eat bananas and drink milk, can you take me to eat them?"
"Poof!" Hearing Ye Zixuan's words, Wang Hao couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed directly.
"Uncle, what are you laughing at?" Ye Zixuan's expression was strange, and her heart became more and more curious.
Wang Hao waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, girl, you were right just now, bananas and milk can't be eaten together, it's easy to bloating." Let's go, I'll take you to eat KFC!"
Seeing that Wang Hao refused to speak, Ye Zixuan pouted and said angrily: "Okay, I want to eat a big bucket of KFC!"
Wang Hao stretched out his fingers, scratched Ye Zixuan's nose, and said, "Okay, let's go eat a big bucket of KFC!"
Out of the cinema, Wang Hao took Ye Zixuan to a KFC and ordered a big barrel of KFC package.
Ye Zixuan may be really hungry, so she grabbed the fried chicken and stuffed it into her mouth. As far as she eats, she is said to be the daughter of a big family, and it is estimated that even the leader of the beggar gang may not believe it.
A man passing by saw Ye Zixuan eating and devouring things. When I saw the boys next to her, dressed in a rotten street stall, I immediately took it for granted that they were poor students from a nearby school. In contrast, he earns tens of thousands of yuan a month with a gold collar, and his sense of professional superiority is bursting.
At that moment, he tidied up his straight suit, walked towards Ye Zixuan, and said very gentlemanly: "Beautiful young lady, I have two 998 yuan buffet coupons here, and I can't use them tonight." For the sake of our fate, I would like to invite you to come with us, can you?"
Wang Hao saw that he was still sitting here, so someone came to dig the foot of the wall, so he got up immediately and pushed the man in the eye.
The man with glasses was furious and said viciously: "My suit, but it is a famous brand, it costs more than 10,000 yuan, if it is damaged by you, can you afford to pay it?"
Without waiting for the man with glasses to answer, Ye Zixuan chewed the fried chicken and said vaguely: "This gentleman, thank you for your kindness." But my mother said that if I don't talk to the mentally handicapped, it will easily affect the development of IQ!"
The man with glasses said with deep agreement: "Your mother is right, talking to an idiot is indeed easy to affect IQ ......"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly realized that the idiot in the mouth of the beautiful woman in front of him seemed to be referring to him.
Wang Hao saw the man with glasses with an indignant expression, so he asked with a smile: "What, don't accept it?" Okay, let me ask you an intelligence question that a three-year-old child often plays, and see if you can answer it!"
Hearing Wang Hao's words, the man with glasses looked disdainful and said: "Hmph, I, Zhang Bo, am also a master's student at a 211 famous university, not to mention a three-year-old, even if I am a four-year-old, I have no problem at all!"
Wang Hao smiled coldly and asked, "Okay, I'll give you a four-year-old." The Howling Sky Dog is an immortal in the sky, what is it below?"
Before Wang Hao's words landed, the man with glasses replied first: "It's a dog down there!"
"Poof!" Ye Zixuan's smiling flower branches trembled, almost rolling under the table.
Wang Hao couldn't help laughing.
The man with glasses couldn't help but be furious when he saw that he had been tricked by them. However, before he could have a seizure, he saw that Wang Hao had already rolled up his sleeve.
The man with glasses carefully weighed it, and the combat strength between himself and Wang Hao immediately died down.
Wang Hao raised his eyebrows and said coldly: "Brother, don't say that you are a mad dog, even if it is a tiger, I can knock it down with one punch!"
Seeing that he really couldn't beat Wang Hao, the man with glasses muttered "What quality", then grabbed his tail and fled in disgrace.
"Uncle, I'm full!" Ye Zixuan grinned, staring at Wang Hao with big eyes.
Wang Hao rubbed his nose and said, "Girl, when you're full, let's go back to school!"
Ye Zixuan nodded lightly, stood up, and rubbed her lower abdomen, which was still flat.
Wang Hao saw Ye Zixuan standing still, so he asked casually, "Girl, what's wrong with you, are you not feeling well?"
Ye Zixuan shook her head, and said a little embarrassed: "No, uncle, I'm too tired to walk!"
After saying that, she pouted, opened her arms, and made a gesture to hug.
Wang Hao pursed his lips, turned around and squatted down, and said, "Then I'll carry you!"
Ye Zixuan nodded heavily, and jumped directly onto Wang Hao's back.
Wang Hao laughed and teased: "It's so heavy, girl, it's time for you to lose weight!"
Ye Zixuan pinched Wang Hao's waist fiercely, pouted and said, "Don't say I'm heavy!"
After speaking, she cautiously asked again: "Uncle, am I really fat?"
Wang Hao shook his head and said, "No, no, it's just right now!"
Ye Zixuan shook her head, clenched her small fists, and swore that "No, I want to lose weight!"
"Uncle, can you tell me a story?"
Wang Hao raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, what story to tell?"
Ye Zixuan blinked and said, "Any story is fine!"
Wang Hao thought for a moment and said, "Okay, let's tell you a story about my sister-in-law!"
Ye Zixuan nodded heavily and said, "Okay, okay, whose sister-in-law?"
Wang Hao paused for a moment and said, "Wu Song's sister-in-law!"
Ye Zixuan's eyes widened, and she asked with a stunned expression: "Ah, Wu Song's sister-in-law, isn't that Pan Jinlian?"
Wang Hao nodded and said, "Yes, it's Pan Jinlian!"
One day, Wu Song took his sister-in-law Pan Jinlian to the zoo to play, and when he came to the tiger cage, Wu Song saw a tiger lying there motionless, so he bought a roast chicken for his sister-in-law and asked his sister-in-law to feed the tiger. The sister-in-law threw the roast chicken to the tiger. The tiger got up and bit the roast chicken, but it lay still on its stomach again. ”
At this time, Wu Song asked the tiger: "Are you moved?"
The tiger replied weakly: "You are here, do I dare to move?"
Ye Zixuan didn't enjoy listening to it, like a grinding goblin, so she had to pester Wang Hao to tell her stories.
Wang Hao said that the story is gone, let's have a tongue twister!
Ye Zixuan grinned and said, "Okay, okay, what kind of tongue twister!"
Wang Hao thought for a moment and said, "Let's have a tongue twister about my sister-in-law!"
Ye Zixuan looked surprised and asked, "About my sister-in-law's tongue twister?"
Wang Hao nodded, stroked his tongue, and began to spare generously: "It's delicious but dumplings, it's fun but sister-in-law, accompany your sister-in-law to make dumplings, play with your sister-in-law after wrapping dumplings, eat the hottest dumplings, and play the most prodigal sister-in-law." Eating dumplings made by my sister-in-law, playing with my sister-in-law wrapped dumplings. ”
After listening to Wang Hao's tongue twister, Ye Zixuan looked confused, waved her little pink fist, gently slapped Wang Hao twice, and said coquettishly: "Poof, uncle, can we not be so dirty?"
Wang Hao sent Ye Zixuan to the door of the bedroom, Ye Zixuan grinned and said, "Hehe, uncle, have a good time today, we have to go to the movies tomorrow, okay?"
Hearing Ye Zixuan watching a movie, Wang Hao's left leg couldn't help but shake twice.
Ye Zixuan keenly captured this detail, covered her mouth and giggled, and said, "Uncle, I swear, next time I watch a horror movie, I will never pinch you again!"
Wang Hao nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, girl, it's not too early, hurry up and go back to sleep!"
Ye Zixuan smiled, stood on tiptoe on Wang Hao's mouth, kissed it gently, and ran towards the bedroom with a red face.
When she ran to the corner of the corridor, she turned her little head sideways and smiled at Wang Haowan: "Uncle, good night, I love you!"
Looking at Ye Zixuan's cute appearance, a sweet smile rose on the corner of Wang Hao's mouth.
At this moment, his mobile phone rang suddenly.
The caller ID is: Anxin!
Seeing this scene, Wang Hao couldn't help but be shocked.
An Xin never called him, unless something big happened.
Thinking of this, his expression instantly became solemn, and he no longer had any hesitation, and quickly pressed the answer button.
As soon as the phone was connected, An Xin's crying voice came from there: "Wang Hao, come to the hospital quickly, Shen Fei...... Something went wrong......"