"Okay, guys, I'll give you a day off today. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The location is Japan.

The match between the Chinese team and Turkey in the World Preliminary Tournament was neither played in China nor in Turkey.

Rather, it is to start fighting in Japan, which has nothing to do with the two sides.

As early as three days ago, Lippi had already led the team to Japan.

It's also non-stop, and it's been in closed training.

Until the last day, when the big game was about to come, Lippi put a group of players on a day off.

However, it is said that it is a holiday.

But the big game is coming, and the players are not in much of the mood to go shopping.

After a casual walk around the neighborhood, many players chose to sleep in preparation for the next day's big game.

"Just sleep, you guys. ”

Seeing that all the players fell on the bed, Mo Bai was a little speechless.

He also wanted to criticize some cultural industries in the island country, but he wasted the opportunity.

A little bored, thinking that he hadn't been on the live broadcast for a long time, Mo Bai used the hotel computer and entered the live broadcast room.

At this time, there were not too many people in Mobai's live broadcast room.

After all, Mo Bai has not broadcast live for several months, but as soon as Mo Bai went online, countless fans poured in.

"I'll go, Mobai, you're online?"

"Sect Leader, didn't you go to Japan to play football and play Turkey, why did you go on the live broadcast?"

A series of fan messages swiped the screen.

"The coach has taken a day off, let's take a break and prepare for tomorrow's game, now there is nothing to do, you say, what should I do. ”

It's boring at this time.

Although it seems to be very painful to go on the live broadcast, the live broadcast is also a way for Mobai Entertainment to rest.

It's actually similar to sleeping with other players.

"It turned out to be a day off. ”

"Master, why don't you go to Japan for a walk, it's said that there are a lot of girls there. ”

"Yes, yes, although we hate island countries, many of the island countries are still quite good. ”

"Dabai, bring me a genuine disc of Yui Hatano, I'm a fan of hers. ”

"666, Teacher Cang is still not in Japan, it is said that her Chinese skills are also very strong, Mo Baiju, do you want to meet them." ”

A group of fans joked with Mo Bai, and the number of channels in the live broadcast room instantly exceeded 100,000.

"Hey, hey, you old drivers, what are you talking about, I don't know what you said about Hatano Yui, Kura-sensei, or anything. ”

Mo Bai said seriously.

"Load, keep loading. ”

"Dabai, don't pretend, it's men who know. ”

Quite a few hardcore big fun.

As Mo Bai's brainless fans, what they like most is Mo Bai's personality.

This kind of can be cute, cheap, and can pretend to be innocent...... It's the best in the world.

"I really don't know either. ”

Mo Bai continued to say with an innocent face.

", do you know Xiaofan?"

"Who's Xiaofan?"

"Sect Master, you'll be struck by lightning if you do this again. ”

This kind of shameless and sanctimonious appearance made the hardcore cry and laugh.

"Really. ”

Looking at the extremely excited fans, Mo Bai continued: "Let me tell you, what Xiaocang, Xiaohan, and what else, Nami Kawabing, Tesa Noka, Machida Rika, Nikaido Renmei, Iida Natsui, Iizuka Tomosa, Yoshimoto Nozuki, Okazaki Yuyu, Okada Rina, Takagi Mengmi, Takada Reizai, Takahara Rumi, Kumoto Mami, Kushima Tsukasa, Koto Hikatsu, Hirotsuki Yoya, Kawamura Yajiko, Kawai Reo, Hey Saki Fansa, Red Moon Runa, Hua Ge Ren, Yoshimo, Yoshina, Yoshima Nami, Yoshisanami...... I don't know any of ......."

"As for ...... Na Shimada, Tsutsuya Kazuka, Watsuka, Mai Kazami, Kyoko Kazami, Yoko Fukuku, Natsuo Okamoto, Na Takakura, Hitomi Miyamoto, Miyamotoko, Miyana, Fuko Miyama, Hitomi Gongshita, Atsuko Miyashita, Junko Kawa, Yui Wazumi, Eda Yokoyama, Hanamitsuki, Rimu Himeno, Yuri Yoshida, Atsumi Yoshino, Mijuki Kanno, Mikuki Eguchi, Misa Yui Yue, Mimi Kanese, Ayana Ibe, Ya Murakami, Mitsuki Sakai, Noriya Kikuchi, Mika Kaneshima, Aia Shisa, Atsuzai Kurisu, Yuko Ranhara, Mai Mobara, Yu Tachibana, Takami Tachihara, Takami Tachihara, Koi Ino, Yumi Suzuki…… I don't even know one. ”

In one breath, Mo Bai directly read the names of more than 100 popular Japanese A.V actresses.

And when Mo Bai stopped talking, the entire live broadcast room was already stunned by Mo Bai.

"I, I, I ......"

"My God, what an old driver is, I only understand it now. ”

"Yes, I always thought I was an old driver, but now I know that compared to the Sect Master, I am still a novice. ”

Watching Mo Bai read out more than 100 a.v stars, all the fans were stupid.

"Hundreds of a.v stars, they all read it out in one breath, I went, I can't remember the names of Lao Tzu's ten stars. ”

"What I want to ask is, whether Mo Bai is a human being, whether he is a human being. ”

"What kind of person, Mo Bai is simply an old yin stick. ”

The entire screen was replaced by 6666.

"Pretending to force the little prince is really not covered. ”

"Dabai, how many educational films have you watched on the island to know these people. ”

"Sect Master, why do you have toilet paper on your desk? ”

"Is it ......?"

A group of netizens naturally knew that Mo Bai was talking about a joke just now.

However, even if it's a joke, this joke is too clever and awesome.

Needless to say, a series of fans reposted this paragraph on the spot.

And when this paragraph quickly spread to all corners of the Internet, and finally knew that Mo Bai said it, countless netizens instantly felt that their eyes were blind.

"Sect Leader, where are you, I want to worship you as a teacher. ”

"Yes, Sect Master, teach me how to pick up girls. ”

"Sect Leader, you don't want to play football in the future, I think you still have a future in live broadcasting. ”

Among the Chinese stars, Mo Bai can be said to be the most outlier.

Seeing Mo Bai casually come up with a joke, countless fans are happy and loving Mo Bai.

"This, everyone, calm, calm, don't get excited, don't get excited. ”

Mo Bai is still not sad or happy, and he looks extremely serious.

Of course, all fans know that the more Mo Bai is like this, the more he is talking nonsense.

"Actually, I came here today to write a poem for you. Alas, you guys, this quarrel, I have lost my inspiration. ”

Mo Bai scratched his hair and said thoughtfully.

"Poetry again. ”

"Okay, well, the first poet of China is writing poetry again. ”

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground, sect leader, write poems quickly, my favorite is that you write poems. ”

remembered that Mo Bai wrote several poems on the live broadcast channel at that time, and the audience couldn't help but laugh.

Everybody knows.

Although Mo Bai can write poems, when he is on the live channel, he writes some spoof poems.

Not only is it spoofed, but it is also very yellow and violent.

Just like the few poems I wrote before, even if I think about it now, I can't help but shake my crotch and pee out.

Now Mo Bai is talking about writing poetry again, where can the hardcore stand it, staring at Mo Bai without blinking, for fear of mishearing a word.

"You guys......"

Seeing that a group of fans were shouting that they were wet, Mo Bai also burst into tears.

Alas.

Image.

When did your image become like this?

However, Mo Bai didn't care.

Among all the celebrities, perhaps Mo Bai doesn't care about his image the most.

"Lingtai has no way to escape. ”

Taking out the pen, Mo Bai began to write the first sentence of this poem.

"The wind and rain are like a dark homeland. ”

Immediately following the first sentence, Mo Bai wrote the second sentence on the white paper.

"Hey, what does this poem mean?"

"I don't understand. ”

"It's not going to be another yin poem. ”

"I don't know, but it doesn't feel like it. ”

"Ask for a powerful translation. ”

"The power is here, the translation is not good, don't laugh. The meaning of these two verses should be that my heart cannot escape the arrows of Eros, but the faith I love is subject to storms. ”

While Mo Bai was writing, hundreds of thousands of netizens who had studied poetry translated it on the public screen.

"I don't notice the cold star. ”

This is the third sentence written by Mo Bai.

Some netizens have already translated this: "I pinned this belief on the stars, but no one can understand it." ”

"I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood. ”

This is the fourth and final line of the poem.

This sentence does not need to be translated.

When Mo Bai's sentence was written, all fans knew what this poem meant.