Chapter 64: Jigong Living Buddha
"Hmm, this rush is a little strange, it's completely different from the usual scene of people in prison!"
Feeling a flickering light in the sea of knowledge, Jiang Xiaobai was a little puzzled, it seemed that he had to go back and take a look.
The business of the Internet café has been arranged, and when Zhang Yang heard that his good brother had something to leave, he immediately patted his chest and promised that he could take good care of the store.
Jiang Xiaobai didn't say much, just nodded, and then quickly found a place where no one was around, and quickly entered the prison.
Once I entered the prison, this time the prison was very different from the past.
There is no strong taste of instant noodles and spicy strips, no one is chasing and fighting, and there is not even a charming voice of *** careful "teaching".
Is it out of power? The power bank I left should be enough, and I only charged it yesterday.
Jiang Xiaobai glanced at the entire small prison and saw a ragged uncle sitting in the open space in the center, and several immortal prisoners who had only recently come in had not looked at their mobile phones or eaten, and they were all far away from him.
It wasn't until Jiang Xiaobai got closer that he noticed something unusual...... This guy's smell is too strong!
Not to mention the tattered clothes, even the smell on the body is extremely strong, and the pungent smell of sweat and all kinds of strange smells are mixed together, making people almost faint.
"King Kong, Jigong, was sentenced to ten days in prison for secretly urinating in Pan Taoyuan!"
Jiang Xiaobai checked the reason for his imprisonment, and roughly understood why this "god man" was like this, and he was not even surprised that he peed in Pan Taoyuan.
The style of the living Buddha Jigong has always been like this, the hat is broken, the robe on his body is broken, he is talking about him.
"Little friend, I heard that you are the jailer here?"
Jigong looked at Jiang Xiaobai with a smile, Jiang Xiaobai was not stage frightened, and nodded to admit his statement, but Jigong didn't say much, and after seeing him admit it, he was silent for a while before speaking.
"Little friend, I know that you have a lot of good things here, I stayed next to the old Bodhisattva after I became a Buddha, but I was bored to death, you have to make me happy today." ”
Jiang Xiaobai looked at him, and after glancing at the other two people in the room who were hiding away from him, he was a little helpless.
"If you don't clean yourself up, then how can I give you the good things I have here?"
Jiang Xiaobai has recently looted a lot of things from these immortals, and he has a good impression of Jigong, so he didn't rush to search for him, and now he just begged him to take a shower and change his clothes, otherwise he really can't stay in this prison.
"I've always been like this, and no one can help me ......"
Seeing Jiang Xiaobai turn around and leave, Jigong hurriedly grabbed him, squeezed out a little smile and said: "Xiaoyou, don't say I don't want to clean myself up, I just want to, but I can't take a bath in this prison, you see that you don't even have a bathtub in this prison......"
A few days after going out, because he missed Jiang Xiaobai's various benefits here, Li Bai came in again, and couldn't help but snort coldly when he heard Jigong's words.
"The ghost only believes your words, don't tell me that you have to rely on water to bathe as a god. ”
Jigong, who was exposed, rubbed his messy hair, looked at Jiang Xiaobai while watching the play, and sighed helplessly after some entanglement.
Sou!
Jigong's tattered fan shook, and with a look at his face, all kinds of peculiar smells disappeared all over his body, and the "hole-ridden" clothes on his body were replaced by brand new robes.
Only the fan was still so tattered.
"Okay, I'll give you a treat. ”
Jiang Xiaobai handed the three of them the buckets of snail noodles he had just brought in, and Jigong was the first to rush up and snatch his share when he saw this.
"Wow, Li Bai, you dog, dare to lie to me!"
After hearing Li Bai's boasting, he came to hell on earth and wanted to experience the land of life, so the old man was angry and almost threw his crutches out.
"No, what's going on, young man, this isn't the instant noodles you talked about last time, right?"
Li Bai didn't figure out what was in his hand, it was so stinky after soaking!
Li Bai, the old man of Jigong Land, was a little overwhelmed with the snail noodles in his hands, but Jigong glanced at Jiang Xiaobai intentionally or unintentionally, and saw that he didn't mean to explain, and he was not annoyed.
Jigong, who was accustomed to his own style of life, didn't have any pressure, so he directly opened the snail noodles and picked them up and swallowed them in one bite.
"Hmm...... Ahh......hhh I...... x you immortals ......"
Li Bai and the old man of the land looked at Jigong's face flushed, and his mouth was open, and the two of them were suddenly a little shocked, what Jigong couldn't eat if he did things casually, made him look like this, this jailer shouldn't want to poison a few of their immortals, right?!
"What are your intentions, you little jailer?"
The old man of the land grabbed the cane in his hand indignantly, wanting to teach this jailer who did not know the height of the sky.
"Dead old man, what are you doing?!"
Unexpectedly, Jigong jumped out immediately, grabbed the old man's crutch with a hand, and the two blew their beards and stared at each other.
"This guy ......"
"I was just burned!"
The old man of the land was stunned for a moment, turned around with his cane and knocked it towards Jigong.
"How dare you fool me!"
Ji Gong took the snail powder in his hand and dodged the old man's crutch with a flexible back, glared at the old disrespectful guy, and then continued to hold his snail powder and gobble it up.
"It's delicious! It's even better than that instant noodle!"
Seeing Jigong's attitude, Li Bai took a bite with courage, and was conquered in an instant, looking at the two people eating on the left and right, the old man of the land pursed the corners of his mouth with disdain, picked up a chopsticks of snail noodles with a look of disgust, and then ......
"Damn, Li Bai, I always took you to play before, and I only told me about such delicious things today!"
The three people present rolled their eyes at the same time, ignoring this funny fairy.
After tasting the taste, the snail noodles in their hands were quickly wiped out by the three of them at the speed of the wind and clouds, and soon even the soup was drunk completely.
"I think the essence of this thing is this soup!"
The other two strongly agreed with Jigong's statement.
"Then you just have to wait, I still have to go beforehand. Seeing that they were conquered by the snail powder as expected, the stone in Jiang Xiaobai's heart also fell a lot, and then nodded and prepared to leave.
"Little friend, slow down!"
Jigong stopped him, patted him on the shoulder, and then rubbed it on his body, and two bean-sized mud pills were rubbed off his body by him and handed to Jiang Xiaobai.
"Xiaoyou, when we meet for the first time, these two invincible happiness pills will be given to you, don't be moved to cry because of my generosity, I will be embarrassed. ”