When Academician Liu saw the emperor ribbon fish standing in the middle of the sea, Academician Liu's eyes were straight, and after a while of silence, he ran back to the cabin with a satellite phone and didn't know who to call.

Xiao Peng sighed: "These scientists are freaks. Geng Le, I've suffered you on the way. ”

Geng Le also sighed: "I'll take it, I was afraid of them when I was on the island, and I made a fuss every day." It feels like Grandma Liu has entered the Grand View Garden, and everything is fresh. ”

Xiao Peng said: "What these scientists see in their eyes is different from the angle we see, let's take the emperor ribbon fish as an example, our first consideration is whether it is delicious or not, they can directly link it with the earthquake, so people are scientists, we are ordinary people, this brain circuit is different." Come on, smoke a cigar and take a break. ”

I don't know how long this academician Liu's phone called, this phone bill is very loud, you know, the satellite phone on the ship is not an ordinary phone, and fortunately Xiao Peng is not bad for money, otherwise he would have to scold him to death. But it was quiet here, but there was a commotion over there, and Yang Meng didn't know why, so he chased Di Wei around.

"Mengzi, what are you doing? Why did Di Wei provoke you?" Xiao Peng hurriedly stopped the two.

Yang Meng said angrily: "This kid dares to win me!"

"Poof. Xiao Peng sprayed directly: "A few meanings, you play games with him and don't let him win you." ”

Yang Meng said angrily: "You don't know what's going on!"

"The two of us play football, I use Uzbekistan, he uses Huaxia, and he dares to beat me?" Yang Meng said angrily.

Xiao Peng was a little embarrassed: "Isn't it good to win with Huaxia?"

Yang Meng looked at Xiao Peng: "How long have you not watched Huaxia football?"

Xiao Peng crossed his fingers and thought about it: "Well, since I watched the 2009 national football team drew 1:1 with the powerful world powerhouse Li Jiapo team, I feel that the national football team has fully implemented the spirit of 'not afraid of draws, not afraid of losing, and not afraid of losing face. Since that day I haven't watched the national football team again, and I have gone to watch Barcelona instead. Why don't you say that we 1.3 billion people in China can't find a few who can play football?"

Yang Meng said: "Actually, we really can't blame the national football team, we ordinary people have scolded the national football team for so many years, but in my heart, who will send their children to learn football now? This requires a lot of economic investment, and it will take more than ten years to practice, and it is okay to make a name for it, but what if you can't play it? The child's life will be wasted! Because there will be nothing but football! And now the general environment is still scolding football, who wants to send their children to play football? Let you do it? So, we have to be tolerant, right?"

Xiao Peng was stunned when he heard Yang Meng's words: "Damn, this doesn't look like what you said." Are you so tolerant of the national football team?

Yang Meng said: "It really depends on when, I wish the national football team would lose a game now, I promise, if the national football team loses to Uzbekistan, I will set off firecrackers to celebrate!

Xiao Peng was completely stunned: "What the hell is going on? Are you still looking forward to the national football team losing?"

Yang Meng nodded: "Yes, every time I hope that the national football team wins, the result is disappointed in the end, this time I hope it loses, but don't let me down again." ”

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Mengzi, explain, why do you want the national football team to lose?" Yang Meng said: "Isn't it special to make the World Cup qualifiers trouble? Now in the Asian group stage group stage group A game, Huaxia is the first, and it is no longer ironclad to enter the World Cup, the stick is second, Uzbekistan is third, the two teams are only one point apart, and there are still two rounds in the end, the stick will play against Iran, which is the first in the group, and Uzbekistan, which is the third in the group, and Uzbekistan will play against Huaxia, which is the last in the group. Now I wish that China would lose quickly and squeeze the stick out of the World Cup. ”

Xiao Peng listened to Yang Meng's words and smiled: "Hey, if this is the case, I won't scold the national football team if it loses this time, so that the stick can't go to the World Cup, hehe, I like it!"

Yang Meng said: "That is to say, the stick media also warned us in the past two days, saying that we should not deliberately lose to Uzbekistan and deliberately squeeze the stick out of the World Cup." Lao Tzu loses the game with his own ability, it's your business!"

Xiao Peng sneered: "What you say is also awesome, it's better to let the stick stay at home, so as not to make a shady scene again, and be embarrassed." ”

Geng Le usually doesn't pay attention to sports, but after listening to it, he asked curiously: "What's the shady scene of the stick?"

Xiao Peng explained: "This is the root of national inferiority, if there is a shady gold medal list in the world, the stick is definitely the first in the world, if there is a World Cup project called shameless, the stick is also the absolute champion, what sports, as long as the stick participates, it means that there will definitely be all kinds of jokes." Let's just say that the sport of the stick and the scandal are always linked. ”

Geng Le asked, "What are the scandals?" ”

Xiao Peng lit a cigar: "Mengzi, you tell him about it, it's a shame for me to say." ”

Yang Meng glanced at Xiao Peng: "It's as if I'm not ashamed." But there are too many scandals in the stick sports circle, where do you let me start? In history, there are too many things in the stick nest, so the stick is now shameless and unscrupulous, so let's do it, Di Wei, I will tell you a few of the most famous things. ”

Di Wei nodded hurriedly. Yang Meng said: "The 86 Seoul Asian Games was the first large-scale international event held by the stick, at that time, the Chinese team sports were also just starting, and it was not as big an advantage in Asia as it is today. At that time, Huaxia was very conservative and disciplined, so no one made mistakes, but many athletes from the island country were recruited, and the final results plummeted, and finally let the stick achieve its goal, the gold medal list was the first in China, the second in the stick, and the third in the island country. It seems to be the only time that there are more medals in the stick table than in the island nation. ”

Di Wei was stunned when he heard this: "This is okay?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Why can't this work? People have comfort habits in other countries, and when they go to a sports event such as the World Cup, there will be female stars who organize a group of women to cheer for male athletes." Yes, you know. ”

Yang Meng continued: "This is not the most excessive, the 88 Seoul Olympics can be called the most notorious games. In the boxing arena, Roy Jones Jr. was first judged to lose to the stick athlete, the conscience of heaven and earth, according to post-game statistics, Roy Jones Jr. hit the stick named Park Hee-hong 86 punches in the whole game, far more than the opponent's 32 punches, and finally Park Hee-hong was able to stand up is a miracle, and the result is to win the championship. The stick tasted the sweetness, and in the later boxing match, just because the stick athlete was not judged, first the stick coach went on the court to beat the referee, then the court officials, and finally even the spectators also came to the stage to beat the team. When the referee was rescued, he was already unrecognizable, and the European and American media at that time shouted 'Asians are not civilized'.

Di Wei was dumbfounded when he heard this, and Yang Meng continued: "Do you know short track speed skating? If you watch short track speed skating, you will have a deeper understanding of the shamelessness of the stick. A few years ago, we only had Da Yang Yang's strength good, and there were more good players than us at that time. Then every time he competed with Da Yang Yang, the stick would use the tactic of losing the car to protect the coach, so that an athlete would maliciously foul Da Yang Yang and knock her down, although he was punished, but it also directly led to Da Yang Yang not winning for many years!"

"And this is not the most awesome! The most awesome thing must be said about the 2002 South Korea-Japan World Cup! At that time, the stick originally wanted to establish a new image by holding the Olympics, but the 88 Seoul Olympics completely exposed the narrow-mindedness and shamelessness of the stick, so that in the 2002 South Korea-Japan World Cup, many participating countries questioned the qualifications of the club organizer at the press conference, which made the global audience remember it vividly, and then FIFA felt that you were so shameless in 88, you should not be shameless anymore, right? still let the stick host the World Cup, but the stick slapped FIFA hard, making people fully realize that the stick is not the most shameless, only more shameless: against Portugal in the group stage, he directly sent off two Portuguese and awarded himself a penalty; Later, against Italy, Italy's goal was not counted, Totti was tackled in the penalty area but was sentenced to fake a fall, and a penalty was awarded to himself; and then against Spain, Spain's two goals were directly invalidated. In this way, the stick won the fourth place in the World Cup that year, do you listen to these things that the stick did, is there anything more shameless than it? Let me tell you, if I talk to you one by one now, even if I talk to you until dawn. ”

Di Wei usually only pays attention to academic things, how did he know that there are so many wonderful things in the sports circle? Hearing this, his eyes were opened, and he hurriedly asked, "And?"

Yang Meng said with a smile: "As long as the sports related to the stick, as long as the competition is held in the stick, then there will definitely be a moth, what badminton stick open, women's doubles a seven-point game, the stick referee can judge Huaxia six serving violations! Our women's doubles is the top three in the world! How bad is the serve?" At the Busan Asian Games, 10 individual finals in gymnastics can produce 17 gold medals, all of which are forced to stick players, the horizontal bar has an unprecedented three-person tie for the championship, and the men's rattan ball game awarded 21 fouls to the traditional powerhouse Thailand. The stick also said that he refused to allow Huaxia to participate in the Changping Winter Olympics held by them, who loves to go!"

Di Wei obviously hadn't heard it yet, and wanted Yang Meng to continue to say more, but Academician Liu suddenly came out of the cabin, this was after making a phone call, and when he saw Xiao Peng, Academician Liu directly asked a sentence that made Xiao Peng stunned: "Boss Xiao, do you have a futon on the ship? Bring me a set, I'm going to live here for a few days." ”

Xiao Peng patted his forehead: "Academician Liu, don't scare me, do you dare to be normal?"

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