Chapter 920: Worship Heaven and Earth
When the dragon king and the toads at the bottom of the well heard the words "good luck", they immediately jumped up and cheered.
At the end of the ceremony, the pen fairy left Crimson's body, Crimson seemed to have done a heavy physical work, sweating profusely, panting, and unable to stand steadily.
Xia Yu and Shrimp hurriedly stepped forward to support Crimson, Crimson rolled his eyes and asked, "What did the pen fairy say?"
Shrimp said: "The pen fairy said, good luck!"
Crimson smiled and said, "Yes, I'll take a look." ”
Crimson probed his brain, to confirm the authenticity, Xia Yu secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, if Crimson saw the symbols on the sand, he would be exposed.
Xia Yu pretended to be clumsy and kicked over the wooden plate at once.
Crimson was upset and reprimanded, "Shrimp Er, how did you do it?!"
Xia Yu made a sincere and frightened look again, and shook at the red again and again.
The Dragon King at the bottom of the well walked over with a smile and said, "Master Crimson, the pen fairy has sent down an oracle, good luck, thank you for your hard work." ”
Crimson put aside Xia Yu, saluted the dragon king at the bottom of the well, and said, "The king is blessed with Qitian, congratulations." ”
The dragon king at the bottom of the well smiled from ear to ear and said, "Okay, okay, little ones, put all the wine and food on the table, and bring the bride over in a while, I want to visit the church and get married." ”
"The king is mighty, long live the king!~~~"
The toads were elated, dancing, one by one, running up, moving all the elixir and jade liquid and delicious delicacies to the main hall, and dozens of tables were set up full.
The dragon king at the bottom of the well sat on the dragon chair, waved his big hand, and shouted, "Bring me the two brides!"
After a while, several toads came from outside the main hall, and these toads held two people, these two people were wearing fiery red bridal dresses and red hijabs.
Xia Yu used the perspective of the Earth Survey Star - and saw that these two people were Yun'er and Xie Wushuang.
(In "Water Margin", the star is a blue-eyed tiger-Li Yun)
Yun'er was relatively weak, and was held down by two toads, dragging her towards the main hall. Xie Wushuang resisted fiercely, and seven or eight toads pounced on her, but they couldn't hold her down.
"You ugly bastards, let me go, let go!" Xie Wushuang struggled desperately, raised his foot, and kicked at the toads.
was about to get married, Xie Wushuang was forced to put on high heels, kicked out, and the heel of the high heels happened to kick on the stomach of a toad, the toad screamed, turned its back to the sky, fell to the ground, and it was so painful that it covered its stomach and rolled all over the ground.
"Bastard, I'm fighting with you!" Xie Wushuang was furious, waved his fists and feet, and fought with the toads, so that the red hijab fell to the ground, and the wedding dress was almost torn.
Xie Wushuang was about to become the bride of the Dragon King at the bottom of the well, and the toads had some scruples and did not dare to be ruthless, and they were beaten by Xie Wushuang and screamed.
Xie Wushuang stood at the door of the main hall, fighting with the toads, refusing to come in.
The dragon king at the bottom of the well was so angry that his stomach bulged, slapped the table, and shouted, "His grandmother's, what kind of system is this?"
Crimson sat at the bottom of the well at the bottom of the dragon king's head and said, "Don't worry, big king, look at me." ”
Crimson stood up, opened her mouth, and spat out a cloud of red bubbles, which flew over and hit Xie Wushuang's body. Xie Wushuang felt his body stiffen, and he immediately couldn't move.
"This little girl, you're finally honest," the toads covered their wounds, stood up, picked up the red hijab, put it on Xie Wushuang's head, and escorted Xie Wushuang and Yun'er into the main hall together.
The Dragon King at the bottom of the well stood up, laughed, and said, "God is really kind to me, and he has sent me two beauties at once, and I have to enjoy it." ”
Xia Yu pretended to be Shrimp Er, sat next to Crimson, looked at Yun'er and Xie Wushuang's aggrieved looks, and felt a pain in his heart, so anxious that he wanted to rush up immediately to save the two of them.
However, Xia Yu is not a brainless reckless man, if he rushes up now, it will be difficult to save Yun'er and Xie Wushuang, and he may even put himself in it.
Yun'er didn't expect that one day she would be caught by a group of demon beasts and force her to marry an ugly monster.
Yun'er cried and cried, becoming a tearful person, Xie Wushuang said: "Yun'er, don't cry, what's the use of crying?
Xie Wushuang was hit by the crimson red bubbles, her body was stiff, and she couldn't move, otherwise, she would have rushed forward and fought hard with these demons and monsters.
The toads pushed Xie Wushuang and shouted, "Shut your mouth and be quiet!"
Xie Wushuang gritted his teeth, glared at those toads, and said, "You ugly bastards wait for your aunt and grandmother, and when your aunt and grandmother take a breath of relief, they will definitely throw you all into the oil pot and fry them!"
"Presumptuous!" a toad raised his slap to slap Xie Wushuang.
A toad next to him persuaded: "Forget it, she is about to marry the king, and she is our lady of the king." ”
The toad thought for a moment, suppressed his anger, and put down the slap.
Yun'er looked at the smiling monsters around her, and felt lonely and helpless, so she could only cry silently. When she saw Xia Yu, she was stunned for a moment. Bunny Fly
Although Xia Yu was wearing the shell of shrimp two, Yun'er saw a sense of familiarity and kindness in Xia Yu's eyes.
Yun'er was stunned for a moment, and thought to herself, why do I feel this way? Could it be that I used to recognize this crayfish? Impossible, impossible, I have been practicing with my master, how could I know these monsters.
Yun'er was thinking about her thoughts, and the toad next to her pushed Yun'er and shouted, "Hurry up!"
Yun'er and Xie Wushuang were escorted by the toads to the center of the main hall, and the dragon king at the bottom of the well was full of joy, stood up from the dragon chair, and said, "Hurry up, bring the clothes and hats of this king." ”
A few toads ran over with a wooden plate in their hands, and in it was a set of groom's clothes and a small bejeweled hat.
The dragon king at the bottom of the well couldn't wait, grabbed his clothes and put them on his body, took his hat, and put them on his head.
Although the dragon king at the bottom of the well has become a humanoid, but, in the final analysis, it is a beast after all, with a big grin, unkempt, messy clothes, and a hat that is worn crookedly, and he came to Yun'er and Xie Wushuang's side with a smile.
"Lady, hey, hey, hey......" The Dragon King at the bottom of the well looked at Yun'er and Xie Wushuang and laughed.
The dragon king at the bottom of the well looked very ugly from a distance, and when he looked closely, he was even more ugly.
Yun'er didn't dare to look at the hideous and ugly strange face of the Dragon King at the bottom of the well, closed her eyes, and kept chanting in her mouth: "Amitabha, Amitabha......"
Xie Wushuang glanced at the Dragon King at the bottom of the well, he really couldn't help it, he tried his best, turned his head, and vomited.
The Dragon King at the bottom of the well was unhappy, his face turned cold, and he shouted at Xie Wushuang, "What are you spitting on?!"
Xie Wushuang vomited the contents of his stomach, gasped, and said, "I don't want to vomit either, but looking at your face, I really can't help it." ”
The dragon king at the bottom of the well was furious, blew his beard and glared, pointed to his face, and shouted, "Am I ugly?!"
Xie Wushuang twisted his head, not daring to look at the face of the Dragon King at the bottom of the well, and said: "You are not very ugly, but you are so ugly that you are shocking, crying ghosts and gods, there are no ancients before, no one after you, you are loud, you are a mess, and you ......are endless."
Xie Wushuang searched his intestines and scraped his belly, using various words to describe the ugliness of the Dragon King at the bottom of the well.
The Dragon King at the bottom of the well was so angry that he shouted at Xie Wushuang: "You are talking nonsense, turn your face around, look at me, look at me!"
Xie Wushuang said that he didn't look at the face of the Dragon King at the bottom of the well, and the Dragon King at the bottom of the well was so angry that he grabbed Xie Wushuang's jaw and forced Xie Wushuang's face over. Xie Wushuang closed his eyes tightly, still refusing to look at the Dragon King at the bottom of the well.
The dragon king at the bottom of the well ordered the toad beside him, "Peel off her eyelids for me and let her look at me!"
The two toads stretched out their palms and opened Xie Wushuang's eyelids.
The Dragon King at the bottom of the well took a step forward and shouted, "Take a closer look, am I ugly, am I ugly, I ......"
Before the words of the Dragon King at the bottom of the well were finished, Xie Wushuang couldn't help but open his mouth, and with a whoosh, a mouthful of vomit spit on the face of the Dragon King at the bottom of the well.
The toads bared their teeth beside them, their backbones chilling, and they thought, I've seen something disgusting, I've never seen anything so disgusting, it's so disgusting to open the door to disgusting - disgusting to get home.
The dragon king at the bottom of the well wiped a handful of vomit from his face and shouted, "Quickly bring a towel and water!"
The toads came back to their senses, brought basins of water and towels, wiped the face of the dragon king at the bottom of the well, and wiped his clothes.
A toad said, "Your clothes are dirty, my lord." ”
"Nonsense, I don't need you to say it, I also know that this clothes are dirty!" The Dragon King at the bottom of the well was originally quite happy, but now, he was in a terrible mood.
Crimson stood up and said, "King, or this wedding ......"
The Dragon King at the bottom of the well waved his hand and shouted, "The wedding is going on as usual, start now!"
A humanoid old toad weighing four or five hundred pounds walked over, this old toad was so old that he couldn't open his eyes, it was the officiant of this wedding.
The old toad stood aside and said, "King, does the wedding start now?"
The Dragon King at the bottom of the well puffed out and said, "Yes, start now!"
The old toad cleared his throat and said, "Three newcomers stand up." ”
The Dragon King at the bottom of the well stood in the middle of Yun'er and Xie Wushuang, looked at the two beauties, turned his anger into laughter, and laughed.
Everyone is a husband and wife to hold a wedding, and the dragon king at the bottom of the well is ingenious and has a husband and wife to hold a wedding.
The toads were afraid that Yun'er and Xie Wushuang would struggle to resist, and held down the two of them beside them.
The old toad raised his head and shouted, "Worship heaven and earth!"
There is an offering table above the main hall, and there are two tablets on the table, and two pieces of red paper are pasted, one tablet is written with the word "heaven", and the other tablet is written with the word "earth".
The dragon king at the bottom of the well bowed to "heaven and earth" with a smile, and Yun'er and Xie Wushuang were pressed by the toad and bowed too.