Chapter 809, I'm afraid you're making up a joke (1)

Reciting it like a stream?

Obviously, Yuzu Kitano is so stupid that she can't even guarantee passing ordinary exams, can she really do it to this extent that even elite students may not be able to do it?

Miss Ayukawa doesn't read much, don't lie to her (laughs)? Of course, you can know that if you think about it with her practical toes, this must be the nonsense that the arrogant Yuzu Kitano doesn't want to give in to Miss Ayukawa, so she says it completely without thinking, and the credibility is almost zero!

So she gently evoked a faint smile that seemed to be "sincere", and Miss Buchuan turned her head sideways, squinting her eyes as if tentatively spitting out such a sentence.

"Then why don't I take a few words from you? Miss Kitano shouldn't refuse, right?"

It is precisely because she was severely troubled by Kitano Yuzu's two unexplained "good and bad news" before (although people don't seem to mean it), so Miss Ayukawa, who is perfect as the moon on the outside and very bad on the inside, even though she knows that Kitano Yuzu is just a dead duck's mouth, obviously doesn't want to let go of this rare opportunity...... Tsk, look at the way Miss Buchuan's invisible demon tail is about to stand up, I think I have made up my mind to take the opportunity to make things difficult for others, right?

This is really bitter Kitano Yuzu!

She had already said such a big word directly, so she couldn't have quickly changed her words as soon as she heard that she was going to be "spot checked" now, and said that she hadn't actually started to remember it, right?

If she really told the truth honestly, not to mention Kitano Yuzu, she couldn't get over it in her own heart, and it was estimated that even Miss Buchuan would laugh so much that she would be separated...... Do you say that Yuzu Kitano is such a proud person who can not have his own face?

You don't want to be ashamed, she still has a face!

#北野柚子: I don't want to lose face#

What's more, let's not talk about the question of "whether the face is glamorous" for the time being, Kitano Yuzu felt like she was going to blow up just by imagining that Miss Ayukawa, who heard the truth later, was very likely to hold back her laughter and laugh at herself directly! So now, don't say it's a show of weakness and tell the truth, Kitano Yuzu is even more arrogant under the blessing of this mysterious power.

"Smoke if you want! Who is afraid of whom?"

Looking at Kitano Yuzu's little appearance with her chin held high and she was extremely proud, people who don't know really think that she is full of confidence in reciting ancient poems!

But is this really the case? I think that at such a time, it is estimated that only Miss Bukawa, who is familiar with how stupid Kitano Yuzu herself is, knows that the person in front of her is talking with her eyes open again, and Natsuhimehachi is talking again-so, the demonic smile on the corner of Miss Ayukawa's mouth is raised more obviously.

#步川小姐: Demons? No, no, no, I'm just a PR (smiles)#

Do you think this guy wants people to guess her so easily? He even showed all the emotions in his heart on his face without reservation......

Tsk, if you can't see it, Miss Buchuan is a fool!

"Is Kitano-sama so confident? Well, without further ado, let's get started now. When she said these words without changing her face and heartbeat, Miss Buchuan made a lot of effort to keep her face from gloating too obviously, so as not to let the stupid Yuzu Kitano notice something in advance - suddenly stretched out her hand and seemed to helplessly support her forehead, but in fact, Miss Buchuan blocked some of the angles of her face with her wrist, which showed the substantial malice in her smile a little wantonly.

This kind of demonic reappearance is definitely not something that a perfect and elegant PR can do, right?

So Miss Buchuan just laughed a little wantonly at this time, and didn't keep it for too long, and quickly stopped and regained her proper bearing.

But there will definitely be a good show to watch in the future, right? Thinking of Kitano Yuzu's appearance that is very likely to be tortured to death by "reciting ancient poems" in the future, Miss Bukawa's demonic little tail is of course shaking even more, and she is definitely cautious and waiting for an opportunity to retaliate!

However, Miss Ayukawa, who was still making up for the "punishment" of Yuzu Kitano, didn't know at all at this time, who would be so angry that she almost vomited blood after that.

Get you back?

That kind of thing doesn't exist.

Picking up the little red-skinned notebook on the table again, but this time instead of playing back and forth in his hand, he put it in his hand in a regular manner, and Miss Bukawa casually flipped through a few pages, as if she was checking the contents printed in the notebook...... The things printed on the small notebook are undoubtedly ancient poems that she has memorized in her mind a long time ago! It's just that Miss Ayukawa doesn't know how stupid this guy is and how much she can know inside.

After all, tomorrow's Chinese class will have to write these silently, and it is impossible for Yuzu Kitano, who is so arrogant, to make such a big mess in class, right?

#↑ I'm sorry, she's been out of trouble countless times because of her grades#

No matter how bad Kitano Yuzu is, she should have read the red book a few times, and she also has some basic impressions of the ancient poems in it—it is with this idea that Miss Buchuan looked at it in the small book, and finally picked one of the more famous sentences, and asked with a chuckle: "Zhumen wine and meat stink?"

???

Kitano Yuzu, who was spot-checked like this, had a question mark directly above his head that was almost substantial, and there was not just one, but there were three of them!

Is there such a strange ancient poem in the little book? And what is the next sentence? How could she know that she hadn't read the little book at all? Completely troubled by the series of question marks in her head that couldn't stop at all, Kitano Yuzu's whole face couldn't help but feel bitter, and it was so bitter that people only felt funny...... The brain that was confused by "arrogance" also understood at this time that there are still things in this world that cannot be solved with enthusiasm, and it is not possible to move forward by relying on the so-called "motivation".

Whether it's the fact that you haven't gotten good grades after studying so hard before, or the memorization of this ancient poem now, Kitano Yuzu's enthusiasm is useless!

#你见过哪个学霸不用记忆是用干劲背书的啊?#

But Kitano Yuzu, as one of the dignified and arrogant (plus no IQ?) famous lady, is absolutely impossible to admit defeat easily! Have you ever seen a proud lady who has not challenged it a little, and has directly consciously retreated?

Even if there really be such a shameless (is this self-aware?) big lady in the world, but Kitano Yuzu can never be this kind of big lady!

- Yuzu Kitano never gives up!

So Yuzu Kitano, who stretched out her hands on the table without saying a word, and very naturally pressed her chin against them, and inadvertently made a "commander contemplation" actually began to think (as if she had given up thinking)...... What kind of strange poem is this? And the literal meaning alone makes Kitano Yuzu feel very stinky! The sense of the picture is a little too strong! In front of the red door, there is already spoiled wine and meat? This is simply smoky to the eyes! What an ancient poem with a flavor!

So after guessing for a long time without a clue, Kitano Yuzu didn't want to continue to have such a headache, so she directly relied on her intuition to pick up a sentence.

"It really stinks!"

I heard that when those great poets in ancient China wrote poems, they all considered that the words and sentences needed to be appropriate to the situation, and they also had to preface and afterword, and they read with a sense of rhythm - Kitano Yuzu felt that although he said this sentence directly by his own intuition, he still felt that he still received it very exquisitely.

Isn't that a perfect fit?

She is really a genius by surprise! God must be too jealous of her genius to make her results so miserable!

#↑Daily Mouth Mustache#

For "ancient poetry", which is a Chinese product, Kitano Yuzu, who has no understanding of it and has not understood it carefully, certainly doesn't understand how weird the sentence he received is...... Not only that, but Yuzu Kitano was confident that she could successfully fool Miss Ayukawa.

However, the reality is -

“???”

Oh my God! What the hell is this? "it, it really stinks"? Do you mean it now? Do you think this casual sentence is the next sentence of "Zhumen wine and meat stinks"? Do you still think that you have a very delicate catch? Oh my God, I really want to complain...... Please forgive Miss Ayukawa, a native of the Huaxia District who has been reciting poems for many years (although she suddenly crossed the way) and does not understand how subtle the "subtlety" of Kitano Yuzu is!

Anyway, she was so stunned by Kitano Yuzu's bold brain hole that she couldn't come back to her senses for a long time, and Miss Ayukawa just relied on her instinct to twitch the corners of her mouth speechlessly.

Half of the ring passed, and I couldn't say anything at all!

Even if she did come back to her senses later, Miss Ayukawa didn't want to say anything more to Kitano Yuzu's ultimate stupidity at this time—it should just be a coincidence, right?

"The groove really stinks" and "The road has frozen bones" simply don't have a word that can be matched!

If Kitano Yuzu was serious and not joking just now, then she wasn't "reciting" at all!

How could anyone in the world be like Kitano Yuzu who would recite such a ghost? I think she herself knows very well that what she just recited is completely bullshit! Miss Bukawa doesn't want to waste her energy by complaining about such an obvious place at all! However, she didn't expect that Kitano Yuzu, a big fool, really didn't have any self-knowledge at all...... It's Miss Buchuan's behavior of forcibly suppressing all the almost bursting desire to complain and not saying it, but it made Kitano Yuzu, who has a tendon in her head, directly misunderstand it even more.

Ouch?

She wasn't scolded as a fool by Miss Bukawa, and she wasn't laughed at loudly and presumptuously?

Cautiously glancing at Miss Buchuan's delicate side face that was neither sad nor joyless, elegant and still elegant, Kitano Yuzu blinked her eyes a few times in disbelief - and then after being sure that she was really not scolded by Miss Buchuan, those already bright eyes suddenly almost emitted a substantial light!

Kitano Yuzu decisively misunderstood that she had successfully fooled herself through!

She's got her back to Ah (fog)!

It is precisely because of the realization that the "true self" is actually so smart that it is touching to cry (fog), Kitano Yuzu seems to have finally found proof that she is not stupid, and her heart is so excited that she can't help but be complacent! But Miss Buchuan, who didn't know what to memorize for the next ancient poem on the other side, felt in her heart how worrying the lower IQ limit of Kitano Yuzu was.

In order to take care of her poor memory, Miss Bukawa can only choose a famous poem that she can often hear in her daily life.

"In the next sentence, this song should only be ...... in the sky"

I don't think it's too wrong this time, right?No matter how stupid Yuzu Kitano is, she shouldn't be able to recite a sentence that is slightly similar to the answer, right? Anyway, Miss Ayukawa doesn't want to hear terrible words like "It's so nice to" spit out of Yuzuko's mouth again!

The coffin boards of the ancient poets are obviously about to be overwhelmed! If Kitano Yuzu continues to carry it like this, I'm afraid they will all jump out and strangle her!

#北野柚子: What am I doing wrong?#

And now speaking of Miss Buchuan, although she has been taking care of Yuzuko Kitano's touching IQ before, she really missed her strategy in the end...... Kitano Yuzu, who was full of thoughts that she was definitely a "great poet" in her previous life, has lost her mind at all (if she has an IQ at all)! At this time, it was even more inexplicable, and the excited Kitano Yuzu didn't even think about whether she had heard similar sentences before (gave up thinking), and directly blurted out an answer that shocked the heavens with her own intuition.

- "If you want to listen to this song, go to heaven!"