Chapter 1: Adventures (New Books for Collection)

The sun has reached the ass,

Zhang Feng was still lying on the bed and falling asleep.

Suddenly, arcs of electricity appeared all over his body, crackling, and in an instant, Zhang Feng was so electrocuted that he wanted to die, and he was in pain.

"Ahh

A terrible scream pierced the sky, and the birds outside the window were frightened and fled.

The huge pain made Zhang Feng's reaction explode instantly, and he got up from the bed quickly.

"I'm grass! If you come out of the system, Lao Tzu promises not to kill you. Zhang Feng was so shocked that he trembled, his face turned blue, and he scolded angrily.

"Isn't Lao Tzu just too late to get up in 0.01 seconds?

It turned out that Zhang Feng accidentally obtained something called the 'Super Farmer System' last night, and Zhang Feng thought that he was going to become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of his life.

Before he woke up, he was electrocuted by the system, and the most unbearable thing was that his hairstyle had also become an explosive head, which made Zhang Feng angry.

Zhang Feng didn't know if he got a golden finger, or if he got a father, it was simply a system of cheating fathers, he didn't let himself become a superman in an instant, and he almost 'flew up in the day' and his soul flew out of the sky.

"After the scientific testing of the system, it was found that the host had a serious disease and needed to go to bed early and get up early to exercise, so from today onwards, the system will remind the host to get up in time. ”

"What? I have a serious illness?" Zhang Feng's eyes widened, his heart beat rapidly and uneasily, completely incredulous.

"Yes, the host has a severe lazy cancer that needs to be treated promptly. The system replied mechanically.

"I'm going to go! Is lazy cancer also a disease? Isn't it just that my muscles have grown a little bit, I don't think it's to the extent of lazy cancer. After listening to the system's answer, Zhang Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and then rolled his eyes, he thought he was suffering from some terminal illness, but it turned out to be a false alarm, and the system made a fuss.

"The host should not shy away from the disease, if there is a disease, it must be treated in time, this system has been treating lazy cancer for millions of years, and has successfully cured 80 billion lazy cancer patients, with a cure rate of 100%, so the host does not have to worry about ............" The system seems to have changed to an advertising model, and Balabala said a lot.

When encountering such a cheating system, Zhang Feng could only accept his fate, because Zhang Feng had just asked the system, and if he wanted to unbind the system, he needed 99.99 million programs, which made Zhang Feng's scalp explode, so Zhang Feng didn't bother to care about it.

It seems that the system is also an outstanding psychological master, successfully grasping the psychology of lazy people and making them obediently accept their own treatment.

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Zhang Feng had just finished breakfast, patted his belly, and was thinking about eating on the recliner in the yard, but he didn't know that the system actually released the first task at this time.

The system released the first phase of the main task: cure the lazy cancer on the body within one month, and change everyone's perception of the host. Completion rewards: 10,000 points, three chances to draw.

The first side quest is released: complete the 3,000-meter run in 20 minutes, complete the task, and reward 100 points. ”

"Ahh

So Zhang Feng hurriedly pleaded with a bitter face and pretended to be pitiful: "Thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are always love, can you only run eight hundred?"

The system immediately warned coldly: "The spring breeze does not pass the Yumen Pass, and then talk nonsense for ten thousand." ”

"System, you cow, you are really TM cow......" Zhang Feng said through gritted teeth.

"Please hurry up and complete the task, otherwise the system will treat the host's lazy cancer with bioelectric waves. ”

I'll go, is that a biological wave? Is that a high-voltage current? Thinking of the miserable encounter when he got up, Zhang Feng stopped vomiting, hurriedly went out, and started running along the lakeside path at the door.

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used to be an enviable child of someone else's family, studying hard, but unfortunately it has been three years since he graduated from college and found five or six jobs, all of which were dismissed for various reasons;

In the end, Zhang Feng returned to his hometown to take the civil service exam, but the hateful thing is that although the written test was successfully passed, the judges of the interview felt that Zhang Feng was not handsome enough, and directly passed him.

So Zhang Feng, who suffered a series of blows, finally had to stay in Zhangjia Village to become a humble rice worm, he couldn't pick up his shoulders and couldn't lift his hands without the power of a chicken, not only could not help his mother do farm work, but became a burden to the family, and finally became a well-known lazy talent.

Thinking of these, Zhang Feng took a step, firmly running forward, now the first step will be a big step in his life, Zhang Feng believes that he will be able to cut off his lazy muscles, change everyone's perception of himself, and live his wonderful life.

Zhang Feng took a resolute step, began to run along the sightseeing path by the Crescent Lake, and enjoyed the scenery by the lake while running, and suddenly a long-lost sense of steadfastness surged into Zhang Feng's heart, and instantly Zhang Feng felt that the feeling of being down-to-earth was really refreshing, and he obtained the system Zhang Feng's own future was full of hope.

"Huhu...... Whew...... How far have I run the system? Is it about to reach 3,000 meters?" At this time, Zhang Feng's feet were like pouring lead, and his breathing was like pulling a bellows, and it seemed that he couldn't hold on.

"What? It's only 1,600 meters?" Zhang Feng asked in disbelief after querying through the system.

"Come on, host, you have fifteen minutes left. The system reminded again.

"I'm only going for fifteen minutes?" Zhang Feng couldn't get tired, gritted his teeth, and ran forward again.

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"No, no, I won't run away if I kill me. ”

Running 3,000 meters in 20 minutes, this is really difficult for him, physical fatigue, coupled with the devil called 'lazy god' in his mind, as if he is constantly calling "Don't run, rest and rest, you are already very tired, run again next time......",

After another attack of lazy cancer, he finally decided to give up, and fell on the big rock on the side of the road, never wanting to run anymore, even if he encountered an eight-magnitude earthquake, volcanic eruption, and the destruction of the world, Zhang Feng didn't want to run, even if he died, he had to lie on the ground, and he didn't want to move even a finger.

"Ding Dong! detects the onset of the host's lazy cancer, and the system starts the bioelectric wave therapy!!" At this time, Zhang Zhangfeng's mind once again sounded the terrifying voice of the system.

"Ah............ Ah!!!" a powerful electric current passed through his body, raging wildly in his body, and a terrible howl pierced the sky, echoing in the air for a long time.

At this time, the huge pain made his body convulse and tremble, the pain was heart-wrenching, straight to the bone marrow, and the systematic torture made him feel so painful that he really wanted to die on the stone.

Five seconds later, the system's demonic punishment finally ended, at this time Zhang Feng's face turned pale, his eyes were glazed, and he collapsed motionless on the ground;

"System! I grass your eight ancestors, you actually called Lao Tzu again, cursed you to give birth to a son without a little Ding Ding......" Zhang Feng lay on the ground for a while before relieving himself, and he couldn't help but scold for the rest of his life, and scolded for almost a minute, although he knew that the system was not, but after scolding, his mood was really a lot happier.

"Hey, I don't think I'm so tired. Slowly, Zhang Feng suddenly felt that he didn't seem to be in so much pain, but his body seemed to be reborn, not only the pain in his body disappeared, but he was a little inexplicably comfortable, and his strength also recovered a lot.

However, when he thought of the torture and pain he had just suffered, the guilt in Zhang Feng's heart for the system instantly disappeared and he was thrown out of the clouds.

"Ding Dong, warm reminder, the host still has five minutes, please hurry up and complete the task, if the task fails, the host will receive 30 seconds of bioelectric wave therapy. ”

"I'm rubbing! This system is too inhuman!" Complaining is complaining, Zhang Feng doesn't want to experience the feeling of not being able to survive and die, so he immediately got up and continued to complete the task;

There are still 600 meters in five minutes, which means that he has to run 120 meters in a minute and two meters in a second.

So Zhang Feng didn't run indiscriminately, but proceeded according to the plan, only running three or four meters per minute, which is like jogging for the old man and old lady in the park, almost not consuming much physical strength.

So in the last 600 meters, Zhang Feng ran relatively easily, because with the hope of completing the task, Zhang Feng became more and more excited, as if he had been doped, and his whole body was full of strength.

"Huhu............ Finally finished. Zhang Feng leaned back on the recliner, gasping for breath, but his face was full of excitement.

Congratulations to the host for completing the first task released by the system, rewarding 100 points, and the system will reward an additional chance to draw a lottery if the task is completed well. ”

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden quest - successfully completing the first quest released by the system, and completing the reward: opening the Starter Pack. ”

"Hahaha!! it's sent! I didn't expect such a rich reward. Hearing the system's incessant rewards, Zhang Feng's originally pale face instantly glowed.