Chapter 216: I'm a Broken Tone Dog
"What if we can have a good relationship with the Monegasque top brass and bring some private goods with us before the French list is on the road?
When the time comes, first transport to the port of San Antonio in Argentina, don't rush to declare and unload the goods. Then let the Argentines find out and detain a batch for themselves. As for the rest, should we try to hide and prevent the Argentines from being found in the interests of the British...... It's up to the British to bid.
So, we need a member of the Monegasque royal family who is more reckless for the sake of profit, and does not know the importance of the matter. So far, I have been in vain with them, pretending to cultivate friendships, how could I really fall in love with Princess Tiffany. ”
Ye Kun was shocked, forcibly resisted the urge to shout, and asked in a low voice: "Then what if she can't extricate herself from you......? Of course, I know that you are for the sake of the country, and I am not stopping you from making meritorious contributions, I am afraid that you will not end well in the future!"
"Of course I have a way to end the show, if it's really on the line, I'll play on the spot, and I'll not suffer as a man. In the future, there will always be a way to make Tiffany herself tired of me and give up, that is, she dumps me, not me.
Monagasques are essentially French and Italian, and neither of them can experience a bunch of men before they get married. You don't use the thinking inertia of our Chinese. ”
Gu Wei coldly revealed the essence of the question, and by the way, he was immune to Ye Kun's questioning.
After Ye Kun took two deep breaths in surprise, the rationality in his heart had to admit that what he said made sense.
It's just emotionally a little hard to accept.
"Scum......bag! It's obviously unprincipled, but it's a whole bunch of excuses!" she sobbed and glared.
Being entangled by the other party like this, Gu Biao was also a little impatient, and said quickly: "I never disdain to deceive my friends with rhetoric - you should know that I really treat you as a friend, so I will not do anything to you in order to achieve the goal of my career."
And I didn't make Tiffany a friend, so I did this to her. Maybe you think it's a bit cold-blooded to apply the banner of nationalism and treat men and women differently, but I, Gu Biao, am such a person. ”
The implication of his words is already obvious: You Ye Su want to figure out that my brother deceived Tiffany's sex, but not you, because my brother really treats you as a friend!
Therefore, he can be mentally prepared for a princess to play and not marry, but he will not be prepared to play and not marry the granddaughter of a general.
"Hehe, in this way, I should thank you for not cheating?" Ye Kun felt unbelievable, and almost laughed so much that tears came out. (This paragraph proves that I actually became a broken dog yesterday, and the distinguished genuine user can send a barrage to scold me at this time, slightly.) )
Why is the world so ridiculous?!
Noble status, cold intellectuality, and being respected and kept away from others sometimes become a disadvantage? What about the equality of men and women who say that they are good? What about the good women who say that they should have a good harvest?
Ye Kun held back his anger.
Gu Biao's guy is too despicable.
Nothing was said all night.
……
Settle Ye Su's twisted knot, and the next day Gu Biao finally came to Los Angeles as scheduled, and was about to witness the box office performance of "The Terminator".
He only took Princess Tiffany with him, and the light bulb bodyguard Li Lianjie who proved that he was good.
Princess Kelly nominally did not send bodyguards to protect her, but in fact, someone has been secretly following and watching. also deceived a little girl like Tiffany.
Gu Biao, an old man who is skilled in secret social interactions, has long seen through it at a glance, and he just can't say it.
Because the signboard is not hard enough and the director is a quasi-newcomer, of course, this kind of movie will not hold a premiere, but will be directly screened, and you can watch it at any movie theater for the first time.
Gu Biao originally wanted to go to the big name field to watch, but was stopped by Tiffany.
Don't look at this little devil who can't read, there are a lot of cleverness related to his own development. She advises:
"Let's just find a few small theaters on Sunset Boulevard, and wait for the movie to open before we buy tickets and surprise in. In this way, even if my mother wants to swipe the ticket, she can't react.
Let's secretly take a few photos in the theater, count the number of people, and compare it with the box office details the next day, don't you know if it's true? ”
"Sounds good, so do as you say. Gu Biao was too lazy to use his brains on such a trivial matter, so he let Tiffany arrange it.
So a few people were like thieves, picking the venue that had just been released for a short time and buying tickets to enter. And even when Tiffany is a thief, she doesn't forget to buy two buckets of popcorn and a large glass of freshly squeezed Sunkist oranges.
And Gu Biao clearly noticed that after they entered the venue, two black suits also temporarily bought tickets to follow up - this was obviously a bodyguard sent by Princess Kelly.
"I didn't expect the attendance rate to be okay on the first day, half of the seats here should be occupied, and the number of later shows is estimated to be more, it seems that the publicity is in place." Tiffany was very happy and satisfied.
In the United States, it is normal for movie theaters to maintain an average attendance rate of 30% for a long time, unlike China in the same period, which is almost full - that is because China is still in a planned economy, there are few movie theaters, ticket prices are relatively low because of administrative benefits, and the people lack other entertainment, so everything can be sold out, and even scalpers have scalped up in 81.
In any entertainment market that has opened up competition, the cinema chain industry will eventually gradually develop to an average attendance rate of 25%~30%. If it is high, there will be fresh blood inflow, and if it is low, low-profit practitioners will slowly lose blood and withdraw.
Of course, this 30% is the global average for all periods. It is necessary to double the prime time in the evening, or on weekends, otherwise the theater will have problems with positioning and film selection.
In addition to the number of people indicator, the sentiment of the moviegoers is also telling. Tiffany secretly observed, and found that everyone had a strong sense of substitution, and there was very little garbage time that made people feel bored.
When Tiffany personally participated in the filming, she felt that the plot was quite watery, and she was not confident for a while. But at this moment, seeing Cameron's final editing, she couldn't help but feel quite exciting.
It can only be said that Cameron is really an editing genius and has a talent for mastering the rhythm of commercial films. Perhaps it is the condensed ratio of "shooting for half an hour and cutting out one minute of film" that can compose such a plot rhythm.
"Ah, I'm scared, Dad, let's go. ”
"Dad, can robots really travel back from the future to kill us?"
"How can this big man not be able to beat him to death? Well played! Beautiful roundhouse kicks! Why can't he be beaten to death?"
"Is this kind of kung fu called 'tai chi'? It's okay to put that big man's head on the angle iron frame and the sunglasses into his eye sockets?"
"Ahh
As the plot progresses, and the oppressive BGM, when Arnold's flesh and skin remains are finally incinerated in the explosion of the tanker, revealing the metal robot skeleton made by special effects to continue the pursuit.
Countless elementary school students chose to turn their backs to the screen, face the back of the chair, kneel on the chair and tremble.
Until Li Lianjie was killed in a fight, half of the robot was led to an automatic assembly line composed of industrial robots by Tiffany, and was finally crushed to death by a "surprise mother facker". The trembling elementary school students were relieved.
"It's so exciting, Bill's coward must not dare to look at it. ”
"Well, Harry's kind of little white must not understand such a deep hard sci-fi. Crossing, it's too dick, or the future robot chasing. ”
Unexpectedly, in just one movie, a chain of contempt for appreciation and acceptance of hard science fiction brains has been formed - although from the perspective of later generations, "The Terminator" itself has a low status in the chain of hardcore contempt.
But in fact, just as many people who watch Xiaobaiwen can also spray others "what Xiaobaiwen are you watching", few people will really feel that they are watching Xiaobaiwen. So the shadow of the rhythm master who despises the chain a little bit, it's easy to bring up.
"You should be relieved now, right? It seems that the market response has been very successful. You might become an 'anti-cyberpunk humanist artist' in the future." Gu Biao took advantage of the lights in the theater to turn on again and teased Tiffany.
"Hopefully, I'll take two more pictures. Tiffany looked excited, but like a child, she wanted to pretend to be a little modest, so she pretended to change the subject.
Gu Biao persuaded: "Don't be like this, let's go, it's not good to be recognized as the heroine and the second male." ”
Only then did he drag the person away.
"Let's watch two more shows tonight, shall we change places. The prime time and midnight files each have one inspection. Dragged outside for a brief dinner, Tiffany was still in a state of excitement.
This kind of mentality is a bit like a street writer who has just signed his first book, and he can't help but click on the author's background every 20 minutes on the first day of the shelf to see if the number of subscriptions has increased, and the thief is excited.
So when Gu Biao asked her, "Aren't you tired?", she was destined to get only a "not tired" answer.
"Okay, I'll go crazy with you tonight. But I warn you: don't wait until you've seen it all and the lights are on. We're going to leave early, and I don't want you to be recognized. If you promise this, I will accompany you. ”
"Just listen to you~ I just want to wait for the lights to come on, take a picture of how many people are sitting in the theater, and go back to check whether the box office data is fake. Tiffany pouted unwillingly, but was still persuaded by Gu Biao.
In this way, the two rushed to two more fields one after another, until midnight. Every time, Tiffany was reluctant to leave the scene without watching the ending. And Gu Biao has long chosen to sleep in the theater.
It was almost 1 a.m. at the end of this game. Gu Biao rubbed his eyes and was about to leave, but was stopped by the security guards of the theater.
"Miss, please hand over the camera! Or at least take out the film and let us expose it! You are suspected of screen piracy or spoilers, and we have repeatedly told you that you are not allowed to carry cameras or take pictures in the theater. ”