Text Chapter 371: Reservoir Dogs

Yang Meng looked at Xiao Peng with frightened eyes while driving the boat: ", you guy is too crow's mouth, isn't it? This is the legendary 'mouth cannon'? Say that they hit them and hit them? It's really awesome!"

Xiao Peng is also very helpless, this is all a coincidence, okay? This has nothing to do with me at all!

But even if he said this to Yang Meng, Yang Meng would never believe it, he would firmly believe that this was done by Xiao Peng, which was too coincidental, even Xiao Peng himself began to doubt whether he had the natural ability of crow's mouth.

"Hurry up, drive over and take a look, haha, it's the coolest feeling to see such a reservoir dog. Also Nima scaring us with a gun?" Xiao Peng commanded Yang Meng.

"Okay, I'm not angry at all now, well, why is that song sung? We, the people, are so happy today。。。。。。 Yang Meng sang directly.

Xiao Peng slapped Yang Meng: "Don't sing blindly with your broken gong voice, your voice makes God angry again, I haven't heard the joy and sadness。。。。。。。 ”

Before Xiao Peng finished speaking, Yang Meng directly covered his mouth: "Brother, I beg you, shut up, what is your crow's mouth." ”

Xiao Peng nodded, indeed, you can't talk nonsense at sea. In the fisherman's house, there are many taboos: for example, it is taboo to hang your feet on the side of the boat, you can't urinate on the bow of the boat, you must eat the fish head first when you eat on the boat, you can't turn over the fish on the plate, and you can't eat the fish eye first. If you encounter an unlucky homonym or dialect, you have to change your name. For example, the pig's head is called 'Lishi', and the pig's ear is called 'Shunfeng'. It can be said that the fisherman is the industry with the most rules in China, and there are at least hundreds of rules of various sizes.

If it was on the boat of an orthodox fisherman, people like Xiao Peng and Yang Meng would definitely be kicked off the boat if they talked nonsense all the way. Like Xiao Peng, who dared to take a group of laymen to run to the ocean after becoming a fisherman halfway, he is probably unique in the world.

The ship's GDMSS system also received a distress signal: "Hey, these boys are also scared, and they still know that they are calling for help?" Yang Meng looked at the distress signal and asked with a smile: "Save them?"

Xiao Peng smiled evilly and asked Yang Meng, "What do you say?"

Yang Meng shrugged: "I don't count what I said, you are the captain, I am just a wage earner." ”

"I'll go to your salaryman, walk, and pull the boat over!" Xiao Peng scolded with a smile.

Yang Meng kept saying that Xiao Peng was very bad. Actually, he wasn't much better.

The Vladimir was under his control, cleaving the wind and waves in the waves! The bow of the ship was facing the luxury yacht, and it looked like it was rushing to the rescue with all its might. However, after sailing for more than ten minutes, the distance between the two ships did not close at all.

Xiao Peng ate a lot of chocolate at this time, recovered some of his magic power, and his spirit was much better. He stretched and stood up from the recliner, and when he saw this scene, he laughed: "You especially say that I am bad, and your feelings are worse than mine!"

"Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are more ink. Yang Meng grinned.

Xiao Peng looked disdainful: "You are so far away, don't you think it will be a lot less fun? What can you see clearly?"

"Oh, you're right, how did I forget about this?" Yang Meng turned on and turned on the radio again, he was confused just now, anyway, they couldn't understand Russian, so they simply turned off the radio.

As soon as this was turned on, an English voice called for help came from the radio: "This is the yacht 'Long Live', our hull is flooded, for God's sake, come and save us! There are 17 people on board who need to be rescued!"

Xiao Peng coughed dryly twice and picked up the radio: "This is the Vladimir, we are trying to get closer to you, the weather is too bad, it has added great difficulty to our advance, you hold on a little longer." ”

As soon as Xiao Peng finished speaking, he heard a cry on the radio: "God, I finally got in touch with you." We need help, God, this damn weather, I apologize to you for our rude behavior just now, please, for God's sake, come and save us. ”

Xiao Peng showed an evil smile at Yang Meng and continued, "We have been moving towards you since we received your distress signal. But as you can see, it's too hard to move fast in this weather, but can I make a small request? You threw away your heavy machine guns, and you don't have any reason to attack us with heavy machine guns, which has caused us a great deal of fear. ”

The radio said urgently: "I apologize for our rude behavior just now! I am Petrovich Trotsky! If you save me, I will definitely repay you! Now that the storm is so big, no one dares to go to the deck and throw that damn thing." ”

Xiao Peng scratched his head and asked Yang Meng with a puzzled expression: "Could it be that this kid is still a descendant of a clergy?

Trotsky, in Russian, means Church of the Three Saints. The surnames of the clergy in the bear country are quite distinctive, and some of them simply use the name of the church they serve as their surname, such as Trotsky, and what Bogrovsky, which means the church of Our Lady, etc., in the bear country, those with the word "ski" in their surname are all descendants of priests.

However, this is not a local surname of the Bear Country, it is a surname that imitates the White Bear Country and Ukraine. At that time, many children originally had surnames, but once they entered the clergy school, they would add the word "Ivanov", for example, the original surname Ivanov became Ivanovsky, and then it is still used today.

Yang Meng shook his head and said, "Maybe there was a priest in the family hundreds of years ago." What age is this? ”

Xiao Peng didn't delve into it, and took the radio: "You continue to insist, we will try our best to arrive as quickly as possible." ”

After saying that, hang up the radio. said to Yang Meng: "Speed up a little, if this kid really has a background, there should be someone from the Bear Country Maritime Guard." That's not fun!"

Yang Meng thought about it after hearing this: "What you said is really right, it's really to let the helicopter pick it up and play with it, let's go!"

Yang Meng picked up speed, and the Vladimir stopped moving less than two nautical miles from the Banzai.

Petrovich's call came over the radio again: "Vladimir, why did you stop advancing?"

Xiao Peng held the radio and said in an anxious tone: "Hey, brother, can't you see how big the wind and waves are here? It's too hard to move forward! We arrived very quickly. ”

After hanging up the radio, Xiao Peng took out a cigarette and handed it to Yang Meng: "This distance looks much clearer." ”

Yang Meng took the cigarette and laughed: "That's right." You have to buy a good location to watch a movie, isn't it even more important to find a good location for such a big drama?"

Xiao Peng looked at the Banzai with a telescope: "Mengzi, what do you say they are doing?"

Yang Meng laughed and said, "Maybe they are also holding a telescopic mirror image for you to see them like this, watching us over there." ”

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "It's just that the mood on both sides is different, well, I still think it's more enjoyable on our side." ”

"Don't you talk nonsense? Xiao Peng said disdainfully: "Damn, I really made you right, those grandsons are really looking at us with binoculars, those little hands are waving, this is taking out all the strength to eat." Tsk, that girl wasn't dressed just now, why is she wearing it now? Oops, there's a kid over there crying unadultly. I remember that kid! He was one of the people who shot at us just now! Little girl, didn't you laugh the happiest when you shot us just now? Why are you so virtuous now? What kind of makeup do you paint, and now you don't need makeup to go to China to sing flowers。。。。。 Xiao Peng commented while watching.

Yang Meng was also anxious when he heard what Xiao Peng said: "Show me, show me, Benima has played all the fun things by myself, let me be happy." ”

Xiao Peng just wanted to give the telescope to Yang Meng so that he could be happy, but Petrovich's angry roar came from the radio: "Can you hurry up!"

Xiao Peng pursed his lips and picked up the radio: "We are already trying our best to get closer." As you can see, it's within two nautical miles now, and you're waiting. I know you're in a hurry, believe me, I'm in a hurry too, but this weather really can't go full throttle!"

Petrovich said angrily: "Are you so with us? Why don't you come over at such a close distance?"

Xiao Peng's tone was flat: "We don't know the situation on your ship's side, and we also have to confirm the reef situation, otherwise not only will we not be able to save you, but we will also be in trouble, but please rest assured, we will definitely arrive as soon as possible." ”

Petrovich scolded: "I don't care what method you use, get close to me quickly!

Xiao Peng smiled at Yang Meng and said, "Are we going to die? How can we die?" "Damn, is this kid crazy?" Xiao Peng exclaimed as soon as he opened his eyes.

I saw Petrovich walk out of the cabin with difficulty, walk in front of the NSV, and fire at the Vladimir with the help of the NSV! However, due to the excessive wind and waves, the sea was bumpy, and the bullets did not know where they flew. But this is also terrifying, what if a bullet hits? The effective range of the NSV heavy machine gun is two kilometers, and the maximum range is six kilometers!

Petrovich ran back to the cabin and shouted over the radio: "The fire just now was just a warning! Immediately! Come to us!"

Xiao Peng didn't reply, but looked at Yang Meng: "Give you a little difficult job, do you dare to do it?"

Yang Meng pouted: "Just say it directly, what don't I dare?"

Xiao Peng pointed to the 'Banzai': "Accelerate to the fastest speed, rush over the port side of the 'Banzai' as far as possible, and remember to try your best to get close to the two ships when rushing over!"

Yang Meng smiled: "That's it, you see!"

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