"Uh-huh, keep talking, keep talking. "Looking at it, I was about to become angry, and the round face was almost red to the point of dripping blood, Zhao Yongqi finally knew the routine up to the point," said that the Northern Song Dynasty still existed back then, and then Zhao Gou, the Song Gaozong of the Southern Song Dynasty, was not yet twenty years old when he was the king of Kang, and was once ordered by the emperor to go to the Jin Kingdom to eat white rice for a few years, that is, to be a hostage. When leaving, Zhao Gou said to the ministers who saw him off: "Ladies and gentlemen, although we go to the bandits' den to be hostages and eat rice for a few years, you still have to do what you should do to pull out the blade and grab the territory." When I was killing people and setting fires, I didn't have to worry about me, and I didn't think I would come back alive. You should grab the land, grab the territory, grab the women, and let go of the work! In this way, we can make our Great Song Gang bigger and stronger, and make a name for themselves in the rivers and lakes!'"

"Hehe, he is a prince, how did he get to Brother Qi, like a thief. Xiao Baozi couldn't help but be attracted by the story, the shame and anger on his face disappeared, and the sweet and touching smile resurfaced.

"Don't interrupt!" With a heavy squeeze of his hands, the pretty little woman puffed up her bun face shyly, and Zhao Yongqi continued: "Those ministers at that time, that moved! But before they could cry, there was a person next to them who was crying! The crying was really shattered, and the sound was like thunder, not only shocked the ministers, but even Zhao Gou was stunned for a moment, feeling that this person had a conscience, so he almost immediately cut off the head of the chicken and burned the yellow paper, pinched the soil for incense, and sent him to death and two righteousness!"

"Hee-hee...... The big bad guy will make it up. The giggling bun sent out bursts of crisp and pleasant laughter.

"I'm talking about historical facts!" Looking at the delicate little round face, Zhao Yongqi's eyes lit up, and he leaned over slightly and bit his charming red lips, and then continued with satisfaction: "The person who cried was none other than Zhang Bangchang. You know why he's crying, because he's also going to be a hostage!"

After a pause, Zhao Yongqi took out a hand, nodded the red lips of the little woman in front of him, and pinched the small soil slope again, and by the way, he also patted his buttocks, so that the little bun let out three shy and astringent low exclamations in a row, and then said: "What do you think, that Zhang Bangchang's little life is like me, if you want to kiss a small mouth, you can kiss a small mouth, if you want to rub a small bun, you can rub the bun, if you start to be ruthless, you can also have a burst of 'sound is better than silence'! But I never expected that Zhao Gou, the king of Nakang, would be a hostage, and without saying a word, he would also be pulled up. It's like, I'm having a good time this little day, and Brother He's bastard suddenly told me that he was going to Shaolin Temple to be the host, and forced me to be a sweeping monk. From now on, there is no hope in life, so don't cry heartbreaking!"

"Hahaha...... Brother Qi, you, you are so funny, people's stomachs hurt when they laugh. The little bun laughed and lay on Zhao Yongqi's body, shaking his small body, holding his stomach and laughing.

Zhao Yongqi suddenly found that in addition to pinching and moving his fingers, he amused the little woman, and there were bursts of trembling, which seemed to be more comfortable. enjoyed it at the moment and continued his storytelling career: "But no matter how Zhang Bangchang cries, he still has to go." If he doesn't go, the number one leader of the Great Song Gang will definitely give him a knife or two. So, together with the unlucky King Kang, Zhang Bangchang said goodbye to his faceless sex life with tears and went to the Jin Kingdom as a hostage. I thought it was gone, but I didn't expect that after a while, he and Zhao Gou were both let go. Now Zhang Bangchang is happy, not to mention that the good little days are back, and he also got on the top leader of the cottage, thinking that it won't be long before the chair in the cottage can be moved forward. ”

"And then?" Xiao Baozi was obviously also attracted by this story, and simply lay on Zhao Yongqi's body, regardless of the bad hand that was pressed by the delicate body, and began to urge with a red face.

Then, Zhang Bangchang was unlucky again. Zhao Yongqi shook his head helplessly, "There is a saying that bad luck comes, and drinking cold water will stuff your teeth." That Zhang Bangchang hadn't gone home and had a shocking ghost and god snap with his eighteenth concubine, and Jin Guo came in. and not only broke the lair of the Great Song Gang, but also took the big boss and the second boss back. By the way, even the concubines with names and surnames in the palace were taken away, leaving only two or three kittens. ”

Raising his hand and gently pinching the delicate face that was staring at him with a pair of beautiful eyes in front of him, Zhao Yongqi said with a smile: "People think that Zhang Bangchang is a coward who surrendered and betrayed the country, but I understand his thoughts." Do you think about it, if I am him, my own nest has been served by someone, we still have you as a little goblin at home, in case Jin Bing finds out and takes you away, from now on when I want to snap, I can only rely on my own five fingers, can I still live this life?"

"Hee-hee, you stinky pervert!" "The little bun that covered his red lips and giggled, his delicate jade face seemed to be dyed with a layer of red glow.

Regardless of Xiao Baozi's coquettish smile, Zhao Yongqi Shi Ran said: "So, Zhang Bangchang thought about it, in order to keep his little life every day, he slapped his thigh and prepared to go to Bo. Then, he went to the generals of the Jin Kingdom and said to them: 'Bosses, if you want gold and silver treasures, just go and rob them, don't rob my family, and by the way, there is nothing in the ancestral grave of the Zhao family, so don't dig it.' If you want to grab the goods, just grab them, but don't burn the house, and keep it until you come to grab it next time, isn't it good? In this way, the generals of the Jin Kingdom are all old and coarse, and they think it makes sense! This thing of killing chickens and taking eggs was done by those two hundred and five plus stupid forks! Therefore, the people of Jin Guo did not dig up the ancestral grave of the Zhao family, and they did not even burn and loot. In this way, Zhang Bangchang finally left all his goblins, and there was hope for a faceless and skinless sex life!"

"Hehe, hee-hee, he's not a traitor yet. Little Bunzi's beautiful eyes were full of smiles, and she no longer seemed to feel the bad hands moving around on her delicate body as smooth as silk.

However, you have to admit that when the capital of the family country fell, Zhang Bangchang not only kept the ancestral tomb of the Zhao family, but even saved the ordinary people from being completely slaughtered, and even the doom of the last fire that burned the whole city. In this respect, his merits are very great. You can't expect him to wipe out hundreds of thousands of Jin soldiers by himself, right? What's more, at that time, the other ministers were shaking like quails when they saw the Jin soldiers, and he was the only one who dared to negotiate conditions with the Jin people, and he really succeeded partly!" Zhao Yongqi waved his hand very seriously and expressed his opinion.