Chapter 416: Fan Tong's Troubles
"Have a drink?" The thin monkey took a bottle of liquor with a small half, stabbed Lin Tian, and asked. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Lin Tian waved his hand, smiled without saying a word, and the thin monkey looked disgusted when he saw this: "It's really boring, how can the old man not drink!"
"Ahem..."Ryoko, who was drinking juice, coughed when she heard this...
"Oops, I forgot, I'm sorry, like this, I'll also punish myself with a glass!" The thin monkey looked at Ryoko when he heard this, said with an apologetic face, said, poured himself a glass of wine, tilted his head, and dried.
Lin Tian seemed to understand why only this thin monkey in this room was drunk like this...
"Brother Lin, let's have some food together!"
Fan Tong found a pair of disposable chopsticks and handed them to Lin Tian, Lin Tian took a few mouthfuls of food and put it in his mouth, anyway, he hadn't eaten yet, so it was not bad to eat here.
"Brother Lin, don't look at the person this kid is wearing now, you don't know what this kid did when he was in school!" The thin monkey pointed at Fan Tong with drunken eyes and said, looking at his swaying appearance, Lin Tian had no doubt that this thing could climb onto the table at any time and get drunk.
Hearing this, Lin Tian glanced at Fan Tong and became a little interested, while Fan Tong was blushing, making the big face, which was already a little bit eye-catching.
"Skinny monkey, I'll tell you! don't talk nonsense!" Fan Tong threatened.
"Why am I talking nonsense!" The thin monkey was dissatisfied for a while, and then said to Lin Tian: "I'm happy today, I'll tell you, don't look at this kid as a rich second generation, but the moment he went to school was picky!"
"Now he's picking too!" Lin Tian was the first to express disbelief when he heard this.
"Haha! It turns out that after so many years, you are still like this!" the thin monkey seemed to hear something interesting, and pointed at Fan Tong and smiled.
Fan Tong's face was a little embarrassed, he glanced at Lin Tian complainingly, and didn't say anything, his expression was very helpless, and Lin Tian ignored him and asked, "Go on! What happened to this thing when it was in school?"
"Then I have to tell you about it, I remember one time, by the way, it was that New Year, a few of our buddies didn't go home, there was me, there was Liangzi, and two people, plus this fat man, together in the school for the New Year. The thin monkey spoke, ate a mouthful of food, and swallowed it unhurriedly, then continued: "At that time, we bought some flour and ready-made meat filling, and found a one-dollar coin bag, after cooking into dumplings, the brothers gathered around to eat dumplings, this fat man was blessed, and he ate the coin directly, and then at this time, the takeaway we ordered arrived, and the brothers said at that time, whoever eats the coin will pay, guess what?"
"What's wrong?" Lin Tian was hung up on his appetite, and when he saw the other party staring at him, he also asked very cooperatively.
It could be seen that the thin monkey was very satisfied with Lin Tian's performance, and glanced at Fan Tong with satisfaction and unfinished, then pointed at Fan Tong and laughed: "This thing is stunned to swallow the coin!"
"Hahahaha!" Lin Tian laughed when he heard this, he really didn't dare to make up the picture at that time, Nima, the heir of the dignified Fan family, a guy with countless net worth, swallowed a dollar coin in order to escape a takeaway order when he was in school!
If other people know about this, they will definitely be able to make the vast number of people who eat melons a topic of discussion for a year! The headlines on the front page of the newspaper are definitely him!
"Brother Lin, he drank too much, and you still believe people who drank too much!" Fan Tong was very embarrassed to defend, but the more he explained, the more Lin Tian and the people around him laughed, which made Fan Tong uncomfortable, thinking about it, if someone revealed his old bottom in front of many familiar and strange people, the situation should be similar to Fan Tong.
It's just that Fan Tong feels very strange now, yes, he is indeed quite embarrassed and embarrassed, but when the memories in his mind surfaced in front of him with the narration of his old classmates, Fan Tong felt a little embarrassed.
"I didn't expect you to have such a glorious history!" Lin Tian teased with a wicked smile.
Fan Tong smiled bitterly and shook his head, but the thin monkey was very dissatisfied with Fan Tong's performance, and once again provoked the topic: "Let me tell you, this fat man has a lot of troubles, let's talk slowly!"
"Hey, hey, hey, brother, you've drunk too much!" Fan Tong couldn't sit still when he heard this, so he quickly stood up and said.
"Ahh
"Since you haven't drunk too much, let's have another round?" Fan Tong took out an unopened bottle of liquor from under the table, and said provocatively, depending on the meaning, it was necessary to pour this thin monkey down.
Lin Tian took the time to look under the table, okay, it's still half a box, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, and drank Nima, how long do I have to wait!
"I'm afraid you won't make it!come! Fill it up for the uncle!" Seeing this, the thin monkey was full of spirits, slapped the empty wine glass on the table, and scolded with a smile.
"Alas, come on!" Fan Tong bent down like a dog, filled it for the other party, and then filled it for himself, and then touched the cup with the other party, and a glass of water and wine was at the bottom.
Fan Tong had a good idea, in order to prevent his embarrassment from leaking out again and embarrassing himself, he successfully changed the topic, anyway, the other party has already drunk like this, and he still has the strength to fight, who is afraid of whom! Moreover, even if he is drunk, it's fine, isn't there Lin Tian, why is Lin Tian here?
In the next hour or so, Lin Tian didn't know how he got through, he picked up the dishes on the plate without a match, listened to Fan Tong's old classmates bragging to each other, and didn't feel how bored he was, before leaving, Lin Tian knew that a few people hadn't settled the bill yet, originally, Liangzi and his family planned for them to pay the bill, but when they looked at the bill, they were dumbfounded, just because they didn't bring enough money, and in the end, it was Lin Tian's account.
"I'm sorry, look, a few of our classmates have a small get-together, and let you pay for it, this..."
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not much money!" Lin Tian said with a smile, in fact, Lin Tian had already scolded in his heart, well, what is this called, watching a few people reminisce, eating leftovers like an outsider, and finally paying for it himself...
"No, no, so be it, I'll call Fan Tong the money and ask him to return it to you. "Liangzi is really embarrassed, what Lin Tian thinks in his heart is also what he thinks, what do you call this.
"That's fine. Lin Tian nodded, and then followed Liangzi back to the private room, one by one he helped the two drunken fat men, and laboriously lifted the two fat men to the door of the hotel.
The little clerk brought by Lin Tian was very discerning, and as soon as Lin Tian and the others came out, this employee took the initiative to run over and help Lin Tian help Fan Tong get into the car.
"Okay, you go drive Mr. Fan's car and drive the car back to the company," Lin Tian threw Fan Tong's car key to the little clerk he brought, and paused and said: "I will receive a bonus of 1,000 yuan after I go back, I made you wait for a long time today, and I didn't eat this meal." ”
"Thank you, Chairman. "The little staff was overjoyed when he heard this, he didn't expect to get so many bonuses for a trip, if he could do this every day, let alone wait for more than an hour and nearly two hours, even if he was waiting for two hours, it would be worth it!
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"Friend, let's go first!"
At this time, a car slowly stopped next to Lin Tian, and through the open window, Lin Tian saw that it was the car driven by Liangzi, and there was a thin monkey lying asleep behind the car.
"Alas, slow down on the road!" Lin Tian waved his hand and said with a smile.
The thin monkey nodded, and then slowly drove away, Lin Tian also got into the car when he saw this, looked at Fan Tong, who was also sleeping in the back, pouted helplessly, and after scolding secretly, Lin Tian hooked the corners of his mouth, glanced at Fan Tong, who was still asleep, and then slowly drove to a vending machine and got out of the car, this vending machine does not sell drinks and snacks, it sells adult products... You know...
At that moment, Lin Tian bought a set of covers and something called Brother from the vending machine, and then stuffed it directly into Fan Tong's jacket pocket...
After doing this, Lin Tian withdrew from the car with satisfaction, slammed the door with a snap, then turned around and opened the front door and sat in, skillfully driving the car...
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"Hey, girl, come down and help, your man has drunk too much. Lin Tian sat in the car, looked at Fan Tong's door, and called Zhao Ya.
After a while, Zhao Ya walked out wearing a pair of slippers, and Lin Tian also got out of the car when he saw this, and said with a smile: "Are you here?"
"I'm sorry for you, big brother. Zhao Ya bowed to Lin Tian apologetically, and then Lin Tian opened the back door with a look of his own family, and saw Fan Tong who was drunk inside.
As soon as the car door opened, Zhao Ya couldn't help but show a disgusted expression, without it, the smell of alcohol was too strong.
"That's how much you've drunk!"
Lin Tian smiled and raised a finger when he heard this, and Zhao Ya was puzzled when he saw this: "A bottle? What kind of wine is this, with so much stamina?"
"It's not a bottle, it's a drink all the time!" Lin Tian said with a smile, and Zhao Ya rolled his eyes widely, when was this still joking.
"Come, let's pull this product out!" Lin Tian said and got started, although Fan Tong was quite heavy, but Lin Tian's strength was not small, and with his internal strength, it was still easy to hold a Fan Tong Lin Tian said.
Then, with the help of Zhao Ya, the two dragged Fan Tong to the sofa in the living room, and then Lin Tian said goodbye with a smile, and went to hide his merit and fame!
"Water... Water..."Fan Tong muttered in a daze, Zhao Ya poured a glass of water and handed it to Fan Tong's mouth, Fan Tong subconsciously took a sip, and then sobered up a lot, opened his hazy eyes and saw the figure swaying in front of him, and smiled stupidly: "Sister, you look like my wife!"
"......" Zhao Ya's face was black, and then she was happy because Fan Tong continued: "It's all so good-looking!
"Dead ghost!" Zhao Ya's heart was sweet, and she said that she was drunk and spit out the truth, and Zhao Ya was convinced of Fan Tong's words.
But how did she know that the cold sweat behind Fan Tong came down, just because he saw clearly that the person in front of him was really his wife, and for a moment, the wine woke up!
Thanks to his brother's wit, Fan Tong closed his eyes and thought, in fact, along the way, because Lin Tian was afraid that Fan Tong would vomit in his car, he drove very slowly, and after tossing a little, Fan Tong's alcohol strength had already passed most of it.
"Come, take off your coat, and I'll wash you. Zhao Ya put down the coat of Fan Tong who took the initiative to cooperate with a gentle and virtuous face, shook it for a while, glanced at Fan Tong who was crawling on the sofa again, smiled helplessly, and went into the bathroom with the coat...
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