Chapter 34: A spoonful of stew
Like Xing Zhengyi, Zhao Zhenmin is also feeling good at this time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Because Hong Yanwu went to help Xing Zhengyi, Zhao Zhenmin, who was relieved, did not move, and stayed in place steadily, taking care of the five prey that came to hand. Now there were many of these five thieves, and they were all standing beside him with a frown, waiting for the fate.
The big man and the big man are naturally connected by two hands and are cuffed together. The cubs were held down by a few young men because they had no extra handcuffs. These are all enthusiastic people who took the initiative to help, but because they were too enthusiastic, these five thieves all got extra fat and beaten.
In the process of a few young men's hands-on, Zhao Zhenmin has been smiling and watching. He enjoyed the cries of pain and begging for mercy from the thieves. It wasn't until the five thieves were beaten and bruised and swollen and could barely stand up that he couldn't stop it unexpectedly. Therefore, when Xing Zhengyi and Hong Yanwu escorted You San back, they heard it from afar, and Zhao Zhenmin was still squeezing the big man and the inch head that had just been beaten, to avenge the "frightened revenge."
"Is it comfortable? Isn't it enjoyable?" Zhao Zhenmin's voice gloated.
"I don't understand. The big man replied angrily.
Zhao Zhenmin raised the door. "What are you pretending to be stupid? I don't know what you did? Didn't you attack the police together just now? ”
The big man was silent for a while, and he changed his head to answer the call. "Don't go online, we don't know you're a police officer. Lie that you are the grandson of the whole world, you know, you killed me twice. ”
Zhao Zhenmin didn't believe that. "You love poverty, don't you? Why don't you try to bounce with my 'thunder' now?"
The inch head continued to quibble. "Brother, where do we dare to fight with you. That is, to peel fruits, but also to defend yourself. ”
Zhao Zhenmin's mouth is not forgiving. "Sensei, spray with me. I don't know the three-edged spatula? Aren't you the most calculating, do a good calculation, when and what day will you be able to boil it out?"
At this point, the two thieves were speechless.
At this time, Hong Yanwu and Xing Zhengyi pushed You San and finally squeezed into the crowd. Zhao Zhenmin saw You San in front first, and immediately became excited, and shouted happily, "It's really a spoonful of stew?
However, when he saw Xing Zhengyi behind You San later, Zhao Zhenmin immediately became anxious again. "This face is bloody, how seriously injured? Go to the hospital, why don't you die?" ”
These words are complaining on the surface, but in fact they are all anxious and concerned. Xing Zhengyi's heart was hot, "Don't worry, it's not seriously injured......"
"It's not heavy, look at your bloody ......."
Not to mention, it was also because of Zhao Zhenmin's reminder that Xing Zhengyi lowered his head and paid attention to himself. But this look really scared him. It turned out that the blood had already dyed his half-stretched body red. In an instant, his eyes were a little straight. His head suddenly dizzy, and he was about to fall when he leaned up. Fortunately, there was Hong Yanwu behind him and helped him in time.
In a flash, Xing Zhengyi sobered up again, and his face turned red now. Not for anything else, the main thing is that he fainted as soon as he finished saying hard words, which was too eye-catching. In fact, he himself knows that although there is a lot of blood loss, the main reason for fainting is the psychological effect.
But Zhao Zhenmin mistakenly thought that Xing Zhengyi's injuries were not light. As soon as his temper came up, he immediately turned back to find the culprit. The eyes that almost ate people scared the cubs so much that their faces turned white.
It was too chaotic when he arrested people just now, and Zhao Zhenmin didn't see clearly who did it. After he asked a few young men to let go of the cubs, he asked the cubs to stand side by side, and then immediately interrogated. "Say, who did you?"
The voice fell, "whoosh, whoosh" twice. The little oil head and triangular eyes took half a step back in unison, both pointing to the black face in front of them.
The black face probably didn't expect to be "lifted" out by the buddies so easily. When I looked left and right, the tears almost didn't come out. Next, the kid didn't know if he was really stupid or frightened, but he actually raised his hand and pointed at himself.
This can completely stimulate Zhao Zhenmin's anger. He stepped up and pressed the collar on the back of the neck of the black face, and as if he were grabbing a chicken, he scolded loudly. "You're quite proud of opening the scoop to the police, aren't you? Tell you, this is the crime of shooting. ”
I don't know if I was born timid, or if I was frightened by hearing the shooting. As soon as Zhao Zhenmin's words came out, he saw the black face roll his eyes in a trembling, and with an "oh", he fainted.
Zhao Zhenmin didn't want to scare the black face to death, and in a panic, he shook this kid vigorously like a dice. "Wake up ......"
Fortunately, Blackface woke up quickly, but as soon as the kid opened his eyes, he was scared and cried again. "Wow......"
At this time, Zhao Zhenmin felt that something was even more wrong. How...... What about getting so stinky?
He sniffed and looked carefully, and the two legs of the black face were shaking involuntarily, and the stench came from the kid's body, jumping straight up. Dare to love this kid was so frightened that he was incontinent and pulled his trouser pockets.
After a while, the people around him fled together, even Xing Zhengyi and Hong Yanwu were no exception. Everyone was far away from Zhao Zhenmin as if they were two fools, and everyone covered their noses and couldn't help laughing.
Zhao Zhenmin is really sitting on wax, this time it's a big trouble, how can you get people back?
Fortunately, Hong Yanwu is a "universal glue". Don't look at the limited conditions, he still gave Zhao Zhenmin a good idea. He first asked the cubs to untie their shoelaces, and then asked the little oily head and triangular eyes to tie up the trouser legs of the "black face" with their shoelaces. This will take people away, but you have to cover your nose for a while.
And what about the four laces left?
Also useful. Don't you have any restraints on them?
Neither of the two policemen knew how to tie people up with shoelaces. Is it an arm or a wrist? That's not enough?
They were all intently focused to see what was going on.
And in the curious eyes of the two policemen, I saw Hong Yanwu first tell the cubs to turn around one by one, and then turned their two hands one high and one low back to face each other, forming a "Su Qin back sword" style, and then tied everyone's thumbs together with shoelaces. As soon as these little cubs were tied, they immediately bared their teeth and cracked their mouths, looking much more honest.
The two policemen never thought that just one shoelace could really be used as a restraint. While being amazed, both of them felt that they had learned from Hong Yanwu again. They didn't know that Hong Yanwu was just imitating the use of thumb cuffs in the 80s. And although this trick is good, it is also quite inhumane, if you tighten it a little, it is extremely painful, as long as it exceeds half an hour, anyone will have to lose their soul. So with this method, even the mischievous prisoner sees the thumb cuffs as if he were a ghost.
It seems that everything is over, but Xing Zhengyi still feels that something is missing. He pondered for a while, and hurriedly asked Zhao Zhenmin where the owner was.
Zhao Zhenmin was stupid when he heard it, "I didn't pay attention...... Just now, I was looking at guarding these five victories......"
This is really negligent. From the perspective of anti-pickpocketing, the victim must be stopped after the arrest, because most of the victims are often not aware of the theft. And it's okay to catch the "Buddha" and not "lose the owner"? You have caught the thief and found the stolen goods, whose thing is it?
When Hong Yanwu heard this, he was also anxious for the two policemen. Although there is still a letter of introduction in the envelope, the communication conditions are backward these years, and the main thing is to leave, and it will take a lot of effort to find it again.
But after thinking about it, he felt that it was unlikely that the middle-aged cadre would leave. Because even if that person doesn't know that he has been stolen, but when he sees that the police have caught someone, he can't just be beaten and leave without saying a word, right?
Thinking of this, he hurriedly shouted to the crowd around him, "The one who was beaten, come out quickly." Who was beaten just now? The people's police are in charge of you. ”
It's really good to shout like this, seeing the stolen middle-aged cadre "rubbing" a guy in the crowd jumped out, and the five fingerprints on his face have not faded.
"I was beaten, it was me. Comrade police, you can't spare them......" The middle-aged cadre stretched his neck and waved his hand, looking aggrieved.
Zhao Zhenmin was happy when he arrived, he was afraid that the owner would disappear again, so he stepped forward and grabbed the arm of the middle-aged cadre. "I almost made you run away, so you can come with us. ”
The middle-aged cadre was startled and suddenly dwarfed. "No, I'm beaten. Don't take me like a thief. ”
"Hehe, misunderstanding. Didn't I think you were a thief, but you still don't know what's going on?" Zhao Zhenmin couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and said in his heart that you are so sloppy, you will have to be stolen next time.
Seeing that the middle-aged cadres were still confused, Xing Zhengyi also came over to explain the situation, and showed the cadres the lost envelope.
Looking at his things, the middle-aged cadre couldn't believe it, until he rummaged through his bag for a while before he figured out the fact of theft. After understanding this, the middle-aged cadre snorted, but he didn't know what to say.
At the same time, Hong Yanwu swept around the crowd of onlookers, and actually found the two suburban farmers who had been taken out by the cubs. These two men had probably never seen the police catch a thief with their own eyes, and they were looking at it with a fresh face, and they didn't notice the theft in the slightest.
Hong Yanwu hurriedly greeted them. "Two big brothers, your money has also been stolen. ”
The two brothers didn't believe it at all, and they waited for a long time before they each touched their pockets suspiciously.
"Ah?...... The money for the rip is really gone. ”
"I'm also ......"
Facts speak louder than words, and now there are two bitter gourd faces.
Hong Yanwu was afraid that they would be in a hurry, so he hurriedly pointed to Xing Zhengyi. "It's okay, go over and say. The money is there. ”
The two dudes almost burst into tears. "Thank you, comrade policeman. ”
The peasants of this era are indeed not rich, and this "comrade policeman" with sincere gratitude actually made Hong Yanwu blush a little, and he was embarrassed.
Xing Zhengyi and Zhao Zhenmin couldn't help but be happy when they saw this, but no one explained, and they seemed to want Hong Yanwu to stink first.
But at such a moment of harmony. You San suddenly let out a gloomy sneer, ruining the atmosphere at an inopportune time.
"Hey, do you really think of yourself as a 'thunderbolt'? Don't daydream, you're the ...... for the Public Security Bureau to step on until you die."
"Smack!"
As soon as he was halfway through the words, Zhao Zhenmin directly gave You Sanyi a crutch. "Do you have a part in talking?"
You San shouted: "What, light." ”
"Smack!!"
Xing Zhengyi gave You San a more ruthless blow. "What do you say?"
Yes, if you scold it, you have to take a beat, and the whole thing will be stupid and suffer. You San closed his mouth, no matter how bad his arithmetic was, he could count this account. It's just that there is still a look of disgruntle on his face.
Xing Zhengyi didn't bother to look at You San anymore, and turned around to comfort Hong Yanwu. "Ignore him, today you are the greatest hero, good job. ”
Zhao Zhenmin also said, "Yes, you are different from him, I recognize you as a brother." ”
Hong Yanwu's eyes widened suddenly, he really didn't expect the two policemen to say such things to him, let alone their evaluation of him so highly. Even he himself wondered, so he caught the thief together, and the two policemen really talked to him about buddies?
However, these doubts did not prevent him from running hot in his heart now. He could see that the two policemen were sincere in their response to him. For this, he has never met in a hundred years, and he was actually moved by some sincerity.
But just as he was about to speak, he didn't know whether he was jealous of their "police and bandit merger", or he didn't see his kindness at all. You San risked being beaten, but he couldn't help but speak out again without knowing whether he was alive or dead. "Hehe, being a 'needle master' (slang, informant), right? Tell you...... You can't get the money back......"
When the two policemen heard this, they were furious, and they were about to clean up You San again.
Hong Yanwu stopped them, and smiled at them, "Don't follow him, I'll come." ”
After saying that, he put his arms around You San's neck and leaned close to the kid's ear with a gloomy face. "Let me tell you clearly, today is Lao Tzu who caught you with 'Lei Zi', and even the poems that scolded you were written by Lao Tzu. Now I'll give you a word - if you dare to do it again, you won't let your kid iron tree bloom!"
Obviously deliberately angry, You San listened, his eyes flashed with surprise at first, and then turned to deep resentment. But after all, he was afraid of Hong Yanwu, and he didn't dare to speak ill of each other anymore, and in the end, he could only suppress his grievances and reluctantly let go. "Don't be beautiful, there are times when you cry. Someone will look for you......"
As soon as Hong Yanwu let go of You San, he looked at him with a smile for a while, and then pretended to exaggerate. "I'm so scared. You're really aggressive. However, aggressiveness is a little insufficient, and it is indeed more than enough. ”
"Haha!" the two cops laughed at the pun taunt.
You San had blue tendons protruding from his head. "You ......"
Hong Yanwu didn't seem to see You San's shame and anger at all, and changed to a serious expression. "Seriously, how long can you stand this body?"
You San was stunned. "What?"
Hong Yanwu immediately changed his face, hehe, and smiled evilly. "I mean, look at your face is blue, but don't freeze, and you have to pour hot water on you. ”
This was so damaging that the two policemen couldn't help but laugh out loud again.
On the contrary, You San was teased by Hong Yanwu's words several times, and he was so angry that his eyes were about to pop out. He didn't speak again, only put on a martyr's face, with a stiff face and a raised neck. But a gust of white-haired breeze blew, and his skin was extremely goosebumps. After another moment, he could no longer fill the big tail eagle, and when he shrank his neck, his upper teeth touched his lower teeth, and he actually "got it" and made a pendulum.
Hong Yanwu was still unsatisfied, and when he saw this scene, he added a sentence. "Cool, right? I said earlier, if you don't die, you have to peel off the skin. But I really didn't expect that you were really stripped naked. ”
"I ......" You San's blood vessels were about to burst, he couldn't say a word, and he was so angry that he was panting.
"Haha!" Zhao Zhenmin couldn't straighten his waist at all, and pointed at Hong Yanwu, "You, it's all bad!"
Xing Zhengyi also forced a smile, "Hooligan habits." Alright, go and pick up his padded jacket for him, and let's go back to the office. If he delays any longer, he will have to freeze. ”
It was only at this time that the evil qi that had been held in Hong Yanwu's chest was completely released.