After listening to the waiter's complaints, Yang Tao grinned: "Dude, it's not right for you to say that, although it will be relatively easy for a woman to sell her hue to make money, but it's not impossible for a man, don't you know, in this world, there is a profession called duckling! I think you look good, it's really not good, let's go into the water too!"

"If you want to say that, I really won't fight with you!" The waiter grinned when he heard Yang Tao's praise: " I know that my appearance and figure are more in line with the conditions of duckling, but after all, we are a small place, there is no regular duck shop, and I am more homely, I don't want to go far, the most important thing is that I heard a friend who does ducks in other places say, in fact, the people who usually go to find ducks are not the little girls and old rich women we imagine at all, but many of them are men, you say, since I have sacrificed my hue, and then I have to suffer with my ass, so what do I want!"

"If you really can't do it, you can have an operation. I laughed: "Go to Thailand, or don't go, isn't it quite a popular word now, what is it called women's clothing boss, I see those men wearing women's clothes, they look better than some women!"

The waiter waved his hand again and again: "I can pull JB down, I can't do that kind of girly thing, and the most important thing is that a man changes into women's clothes, and he has to wear a thong inside, I'm really afraid of strangling eggs." ”

"I've already shown you the way to get rich, as for whether you listen or not, it's up to you to understand!" I chatted with the waiter and brought the topic back on track: "Hey, since you don't have any colored programs here, are there any other entertainment items?"

"No!" The waiter shook his head bluntly: "Our shop, now even the boss is not here, what else can there be to play, at the earliest times, we were engaged in acting, singing, staged, and even the ice table, there is everything, at midnight, there will be some small dances with colors or something, at that time I didn't want to go home after work, squatting in the hall to watch those girls dance, but now those things are all gone, I feel, the Ivory Coast is really about to collapse...... Hey, by the way, there are a couple of masseurs upstairs, if you want to do a massage, you can do it. The waiter spoke, pointing to a sign at the bar: "There is nothing left, if you want to drink tea, you can also play cards." ”

After listening to the waiter's words, I glanced at the sign at the bar, Ivory Coast has a total of three floors, one of which is a bath, the second floor is the guest room and the performance hall, and the third floor is the chess and card room, the tea room and the office area, I heard that Leng Lei is not here, my purpose of coming to the Ivory Coast is frustrated, and I thought: "Okay, then we won't take a bath, you just open a mahjong room for us, and then make a pot of good tea and send it up." ”

"Brother, we have tea here from 288 to 1888, which one do you want?"

"You guys here, settle the bill first and then settle the bill?"

"After checkout, you can settle the bill when you leave. ”

"Ah, then let's go to the most expensive one!" I heard that this is the last checkout, I didn't hesitate at all, I directly ordered a pot of the most expensive tea, and thought about it: "What other fruit plates, dried fruits, tea or something, pick up the best ones, not bad money!"

"Okay, those guys here, please!" After the waiter finished speaking, he began to lead Yang Tao and us to go up, I glanced along the way, Leng Lei's bath is really very deserted, in the huge building, the guests who came to take a bath are not as many as the staff.

After arriving on the third floor, the waiter opened a very luxurious mahjong room for us, and then brought us a pot of tea and snacks, and then turned around and left.

After the waiter left, Zhang Lu took out a steel pipe wrapped in a coat: "Brother Fei, when are we going to do it?"

"Rest for a while, finish this tea, otherwise it will be wasted, come, come and sit." I grabbed a handful of pistachios and sat down on the soft couch.

"Haha, okay, I've never drunk such expensive tea since I've grown so big. When Zhang Lu and the others heard this, they all began to gather around the coffee table, drink tea, and eat.

Ten minutes later, the fruit bowl on the table was quickly wiped out, I ate the last piece of pastry in my hand, picked up the teacup and took a sip: "Are you rested?"

"Alright!" Zhang Lu and the others nodded.

'Dang Chang!'

Seeing them nodding, I picked up the steel pipe on the table, and smashed it against the big TV on the wall, with my movements, the TV screen was spent, Yang Tao and they saw me do it, and they also carried things, and began to run to the fish tank and mirror in the room to smash it, and in less than a minute, this room was smashed by us.

'Bang!'

After the movement came from our side, there was a sound of footsteps in the hallway, and then the door was pushed open, and the waiter who began to send us upstairs looked at the scene in the room, and suddenly froze in place: "Hey! What are you doing!"

"Fuck your mother, your 1888 tea is of this quality!" When the words fell, I kicked the teapot on the coffee table to the ground: "You tell me, the tea is so expensive, why do you drink loose tea leaves for three yuan a pound at home with me, one taste?"

"Brother, you must have misunderstood, the tea in our store is sent by a famous tea shop in the city, and I also went to get the goods once, all of which are high-quality tea. ”

"Fuck your mother, you mean we're lying, aren't you!" Zhang Lu listened to the waiter's words, and stepped forward with the pipe: "Tough mouth, isn't it?"

"Dude, before you start, you can think about it, the boss of our store is Leng Lei!" The waiter saw Zhang Lu stepping forward, and hurriedly took two steps back, looking at us with a fierce look: "You should know what happened to provoke Leng Lei in Anyang!"

"I'll go to your uncle's, today Lao Tzu smashed Leng Lei's shop!" Yang Tao suddenly scolded: "You call Leng Lei now and tell him that the people in Shengdong are unhappy with him and come to him!"

"You are from Shengdong?!" The waiter's face turned white after listening to our words.

"What's the matter, you want to live and die with the Ivory Coast, don't you!" Zhang Lu saw that the waiter was still blocking the door, raised the steel pipe in his hand, and poked him in the chest.

"Dude, don't do it!" The waiter took a beat, and immediately softened: "I have heard some of the grievances between your Sheng Dong and our boss, but I am a poor worker, there is definitely no need to work hard for him, don't embarrass me, I won't make trouble for you, okay!"

"Hehe, you're quite sensible!" After listening to the waiter's words, I walked out of the room, ignored him, and looked at Zhang Lu and them: "Hurry up and smash!"

"That's it!"

Zhang Lu and they listened to my words, they poured out of the room, smashed things in the corridor, but all the rooms with the door open, also rushed in and smashed a breath, less than ten minutes of effort, we smashed the entire third floor almost, and then went to the second floor, according to Brother Dong's instructions, there were guest rooms, we didn't break in, just smashed things outside, and those waiters didn't know whether they were used to being smashed, or they didn't want to make trouble, there was no one who stopped us, the location of the second floor of the bath, most of them were single rooms, the configuration was simple, and there was nothing to smash, so Zhang Lu They only smashed some TVs or something, and when we smashed to the first floorThere were already a lot of guests outside who had changed their clothes and started to put on their shoes, and when they found us going downstairs, they were all far away, and I didn't embarrass them, so I walked to the front of the bar.

"Y-what are you going to do?" said a little girl at the bar, crying when she saw our fierce group of people.

"It's none of your business, go ahead!" I reached out and pushed the girl aside, then lifted the computer screen on the desk and smashed it against the Ivory Coast sign on the wall behind it.

'Bang!'

After the sound of the collision, the logo of the gilded glass on the wall was smashed by me, and then Zhang Lu and they began to smash things frantically in the hall on the first floor, such as fish tanks, freezers, and electronic clocks on the wall, and hanging decorations, all of which were smashed, making the floor full of water.

'Bang!'

As the bar counter in the lobby was toppled down by us, the smashing came to an end, and the lobby, which was still magnificent when we first entered the door, quickly became like a garbage dump.

I stood on the edge of the fallen bar, looked around, nodded with satisfaction, and then walked to the place facing the door, slammed the steel pipe in my hand a few times, and directly poked the word 'ivory' in the four words of Ivory Coast, and then pointed to a few waiters next to me: "Tell Leng Lei that the person who smashed his shop today is called Han Fei, and what I knocked out today is the tooth in his shop, next time, it must be in his mouth!"

After shouting in the hall, I felt very happy, and then called Yang Tao and a few of them, walked out of the hall quickly, and the group returned to the Jinbei car.

Inside the car.

Several young people in the back seat looked excited at the moment, especially a black-faced little fat man with a minimum weight of one hundred and eighteen, and his hands were shaking excitedly: "Oh my god, this store was smashed today, it's so happy, don't lie at all, this afternoon, I was green by my object, and I was worried that I had no place to be angry, and this smash just now scattered all the evil fire in my heart!"

"Shut the fuck, just the object you are dealing with, the physique is stronger than yours, and you can play with her at your weight, if you change others, it is easy to be pressed out of the shit by her, you tell me, who dares to ask for her except you!" Zhang Lu opened his mouth and scolded the little fat man, and then looked at me: "Brother Fei, what should we do next?"

I took out the list in my pocket and took a look: "The rest is simple, the place we are going to smash next, there is also a supermarket, a shoe house and a meat city, at this time, it is estimated that only the supermarket may still be open, let's go and smash the supermarket now, as for the remaining meat city and shoe house, each person will pick up a few bricks and smash the glass outside!"

"Well, I'm going to throw stones!" the black-faced little fat man spoke again: "The girl I and the green me is an alumnus of the school's shot put team when I was in school!"

"!" I laughed speechlessly, and drove in the direction of the supermarket.