After watching this farce, Xiao Peng resigned from Grandpa Ding and Grandpa Hong.

Grandpa Ding heard that Xiao Peng was leaving, and hurriedly said, "Why are you in such a hurry? In the evening, I organize some activities to be lively and lively. ”

Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "The children will fly back to China tomorrow night, and I will take them to play more." In the future, when I have time, I will come back to visit Erlao. I'm going to be here for a while anyway, and I'm not going to leave right away. ”

Grandpa Ding thought for a while: "Since this is the case, I won't force it to stay, we will come for a long time." But I'll let Ah Can bring a few brothers with you. After all, you just offended the Vietnamese gang, and it would be good to have a few people to protect you. ”

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "This is really useless, let's go to Santa Monica Beach, isn't the security there very good?"

Grandpa Ding said, "Then let Ah Can drive you there." It's good to have someone who knows the way. ”

"Well, I've already rented a car. Xiao Peng still wanted to refuse, but Grandpa Ding said: "In Los Angeles, that's our place, why do you want to rent a car? Isn't this a slap in the face? You just let the car go back to the hotel and let Ah Can come with you." ”

Xiao Peng couldn't shirk either: "Then it's troublesome for Grandpa Ding and Brother Can." ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Ding Lao waved his hand: "Ah Can, you go for a drive, take Xiao Xiaoyou and them to have a good time today, and take care of them." ”

Xiao Peng and the others waited with the second elder to get into the car and leave, watching the car go away, Hong Lao asked Ding Lao: "What do you think of this young man?"

Ding Lao shook his head: "I can't understand it, and I can't see through it." Let's say he's a child, but he knows very well what he wants and what he should do, but if he is an ordinary gentleman, it doesn't make sense. What kind of gentleman can have such determination and skill?"

Hong Lao sighed: "We are still old。。。。。。 ”

Ding Lao asked: "Is it really as he said, breaking off the matter of illegal immigration and going all out to clear the name?"

Hong Lao smiled and said: "That's your business, we Hongmen don't do this industry." But I think the bathing center is very interesting. I'll wait until I go back and study it. ”

"You old fox!" Ding Lao scolded with a smile, but he also began to think.

"Okay, then I'll go back to San Francisco too, Xiao Xiaoyou's time in Los Angeles, you'd better be careful, I see that he and Ah Can can still talk, so let Ah Can stay with him more, and observe him more by the way." Grandpa Hong said.

Grandpa Ding waved his hand: "You don't need to teach me, old fox." Let's go, go back to your San Francisco. I'm going to clean up those liars, dare to deceive Lao Tzu. ”

If Xiao Peng knew what Ding Lao was going to do, he would definitely be silent for Yan Fang's gang for three seconds, do you think this is in Huaxia? It's okay to deceive someone? This deceived the head of the Huaqing Gang, and if you don't die, you will lose your skin。。。。。。

Hong Lao left with a smile, it seemed that he was in a good mood, and as soon as he got in the car, he said to the young man next to him: "Ade, when you go back, give me the list of people who came by water, I have an idea, see if I can implement it。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng didn't know this, but under the leadership of Ah Can, he came to Santa Monica Beach, known as the most beautiful and safest beach in Los Angeles.

Ah Chan parked the car and walked over, still scolding in his mouth: "It's so dark here, it costs $15 to park a car, enough for Lao Tzu to pay for a week's cigarettes!"

Xiao Peng smiled: "It's okay, I'll reimburse all this money." ”

Ah Can smiled and said, "Brother Xiao, I'm just complaining. How can you ask for your money, but parking at Santa Monica Beach is too expensive. Who makes it more tourists? ”

A few people were just about to walk out of the parking lot, but they saw a police car whizzing towards him, Xiao Peng was stunned, didn't there be something to provoke him again?

However, the police car whizzed past everyone, Xiao Peng turned his head to look, several young people were leaning on the side of a car smoking marijuana, they should have been arrested, right?

As a result, the police car continued to move forward, arrived in the parking lot, and stopped next to an aunt.

Xiao Peng was also curious, what happened? But the next scene also made Xiao Peng's jaw drop: I saw that the aunt saw the police coming, waved her hand to the police, said hello, picked up a big stone from the ground, and smashed the glass of the car next to her! Then opened the car door, took out a cat from inside, and then put the cat on the ground and walked away. After the police witnessed all this, the police car turned around and left. The young men who smoked marijuana went up to watch the fun, but the police didn't even look at them.

"What the hell is going on? It doesn't matter if you smoke marijuana, you don't care if you smash the glass?

Ah Can explained with a smile: "Brother Xiao, what you are talking about, whether it is smoking marijuana or smashing the glass of other people's cars. The police really don't care. ”

"Huh?" Xiao Peng grew his mouth. "It doesn't matter, what do you want the police to do?

Ah Chan said: "Actually, marijuana is legal in California, so let alone smoking marijuana, maybe you can find the police to buy marijuana." ”

"Ugh。。。。。。 What is the matter with smashing glass?" Xiao Peng continued to ask, smoking marijuana is not illegal, smashing other people's car glass should always be illegal, right?

Ah Can went on to explain, "The laws are different in each state of the Stars and Stripes, and California is even more strange in the weird, with a lot of strange laws. According to California law, anyone who sees a small animal locked in a car can smash the glass of the car to rescue the animal after calling the police, even if it is the president's car。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng looked at Ah Can, with four big words written on his face: "Are you kidding me?"

Ah Can looked at Xiao Peng's expression and couldn't laugh: "Brother Xiao, don't think I'm joking with you, what I said is true, in fact, this can only be regarded as an ordinary ordinance in California law." There are even more bizarre bills in California law. ”

"What could be more bizarre than this?" Xiao Peng didn't believe Ah Can's words a little.

"The state of California has just issued a law to reduce the methane gas produced by cows by flatulence by 40 percent by 2030," Acan replied, which simply means that by 2030, California cows will fart 40 percent less. ”

"How can there be such a law? Isn't this nonsense?" Xiao Peng looked at Ah Can with a surprised face. You control the heavens and the earth, and you can still manage the cows to shit and fart?

Ah Chan looked indifferent: "How could I lie to you with such a thing? ”

Xiao Peng really didn't believe it, and was dumbfounded after taking out his mobile phone and Google: the governor of California really signed such a bill, the number is SB1383. Well, this number does fit the content of this bill, and it's really stupid enough.

Gina listened for a long time and interjected, "So how can you control the cows to fart less? There's no other way to do it than reduce the number of cows by 40 percent, right?"

Ah Chan smiled: "Who said that you have to reduce the number of cows? The wisdom of the people is endless! You should go to the dairy farms all over California, and now the cows in those dairy farms carry a backpack to store their farts." Believe me, this is by no means a stupid idea, it is very practical. ”

After hearing this, Xiao Peng was stunned for a long time, and came to a conclusion: "No wonder the crime rate in the Star Spangled Country is so high! It's not that people don't obey the law, but the laws here are also nonsense." ”

Xiao Peng and the others did not go to Santa Monica Beach, the beach is not very attractive to several people, after all, they live by the sea, Xiao Peng and the others first went to Santa Monica Third Street, which is across the street from Santa Monica Beach. That's the best part of Santa Monica Beach, with its entertainers, shopping, and restaurants. You can understand that this is a pedestrian street full of foreigners.

If you want to buy famous brands, cosmetics, shoes and bags, this street can satisfy you.

However, Xiao Peng was indifferent to shopping, so he asked Feng Jianting to take the children shopping, and he walked on the street with Ah Can, there are a large number of street performers: singing, dancing, acrobatics, magic and painting, only you can't think of it, there is nothing that you can't find here, and the standard is very high.

For example, the one in front of Xiao Peng is an Indian, shirtless and wearing traditional Indian clothes: his pants are painted with animals and birds, and he wears a mask that looks like an evil spirit. On the top of his head, he wears a crest of eagle feathers dyed with long eagle feathers.

Despite the development and progress of social civilization, the Indians still wear eagle feather crowns on important occasions, which are solemn and majestic.

On the one hand, they enjoy very good benefits, and many states implement preferential tax exemption policies for Indians, especially monopoly products such as tobacco and alcohol, which will be much cheaper to buy in the online stores opened by the Indians of the United States, because there is less tax. And things like opening a casino are tax-free and legal in the reserve. The people who smoke in the no-smoking areas are generally Indians.

Xiao Peng can also understand, after all, you white people killed the Indians from 80 million to only 2 million, grabbed other people's territory to establish the country, and did not give other people's descendants some benefits, that is not the same thing, right?

But even so, the overall income level of the Indians is far below the average annual income level of the Stars and Stripes, and they belong to the poor segment, which is also related to the low level of education.

But I have to say that the level of this Indian who blows the flute is still very good, and a traditional folk song "Song of the Eagle" of the Stars and Stripes Country is played melodiously, and a group of people next to him applauded.

Xiao Peng put down a ten-dollar cash box next to him: "Ah Can, is there a lot of culture here?" Aren't they street performers going to grab a place to fight?"