Chapter 814: Sniffing when I was a child
Poor Iron Egg was drunk and beaten up by his father
If it weren't for everyone's pulling, the little guy would probably be woken up by the wine.
But this guy also deserves it, the little guy who is only a teenager wants to learn from adults to drink, and he is so interested in beer, under the half-deceived and half-coaxed by Ah Hong and Dafang, he drank more than half a bottle of beer alone.
"Hehe, Tie Dan is really naughty, and he is actually drunk!" Seeing the drunk and asleep Tie Dan being carried away by Brother Zhuzi, Yiyi couldn't help laughing.
"Ah Hong and Dafang are too ignorant, but fortunately they drink beer for Tie Dan, if it is liquor, it will burn their heads!" Zhang Feng shook his head and said.
Teasing children to drink, this kind of thing is very common in rural areas, almost all guests come to the house, and they will tease the children at the wine table, I believe everyone has encountered such things on TV or in life.
However, Zhang Feng feels that such a thing is not worth advocating, and the age of the main children, especially children under the age of seven or eight, should never let them drink, because their brains are still developing rapidly, and too much alcohol is easy to burn their heads.
Zhang Feng remembered seeing such a news not long ago, which seemed to say that the guest teased the two-year-old child in the host's family to drink, and finally drank the child to brain death, and what the final result was, Zhang Feng didn't know, but the tragedy had happened, no matter how much money was compensated, a healthy child could not be saved.
In addition to teasing children to drink, there are also three or four-year-old children to feed bananas, peanuts, jelly and other accidents, think that everyone may have good intentions, but in the end it caused a huge tragedy, Zhang Feng This is really very undesirable, I think everyone should take warning, don't let such things happen again.
"Little duckling, you seem to have been drinking just now, right?" Zhang Feng turned his head and asked the little duck quietly.
"Shhhhh
"Little duckling, come over to me on your dog day!" Uncle Er Niu knew that his ears were so good, and he heard Zhang Feng's words at once, and immediately ordered the little duck like thunder.
"Dad, I didn't drink it, I really didn't drink it! It's Brother Dafang, it's all him, he lied to me and said it was a drink, I took a sip, and immediately spit it out, don't believe you ask Da Mao them!"
"You really didn't drink?" Uncle Er Niu asked with a look of disbelief, because the little duck is usually too naughty, and it is really difficult to get rid of suspicion at this time!
"I really didn't drink it, I don't believe you ask Da Mao and Xiao Shi!" The little duck hurriedly looked at the two friends for help: "Da Mao, Xiao Shi, tell me if I didn't drink?"
"Uncle Erniu, the little duck took a sip and vomited immediately!"
"Yes, we've all seen it, Uncle Niu!"
The two little guys were really interesting, and they immediately opened their mouths to testify for the little ducklings.
"It's okay if you don't drink it, give me a good time here, don't run around and don't know it?" Hearing Da Mao's testimony, Uncle Er Niu finally believed his son, but he still didn't give this guy a good look.
"Hee-hee, I know Dad!" the little duck was very happy, and he sat down again with a smile and made a skewer by the fire with his friends.
Several little ones were warned by the pressure of their parents, and Dafang and Ah Hong, who were the initiators, did not get a good deal.
After a while, I was called back by the phone from home.
Looking at the expressions on their faces when they left, they were depressed, and they must have hung up after they went back.
But these two boys also deserve it, who let them do such stupid things, if the two of them are two or three years younger, it would be strange if they went home and not be beaten up,
"These two guys are still so capable of tossing, they are both seventeen or eighteen years old, and they still don't seem to have grown up, it's really ......" Seeing the back of the two leaving, Uncle Er Niu shook his head and said.
"Hehe, it seems that you were very sensible when you were seventeen or eighteen years old? I remember that you were still a child at that time, right? Not only did you have nothing to do in the village, but you also made the chickens and dogs jump in the village!" Zhang Feng looked at Uncle Erniu and said with a smile.
"Okay, okay, don't pretend to be B in front of me, as if you kid is very well-behaved, I don't learn all the bad things from you, as the saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, don't talk about the second brother, we are all about the same!" Uncle Er Niu rolled his eyes and immediately retorted to Zhang Feng.
Hearing Uncle Erniu's words, Zhang Feng could only smile bitterly, because what Uncle Erniu said was almost the truth, Zhang Feng was the most naughty when he was a child, and he took Uncle Erniu and Zhang Yi to spread wild in the village all day long, and was often sued by other villagers.
However, since he entered junior high school, Zhang Feng has matured a lot, and his requirements for himself have become stricter, and he has quickly transformed into a three-good student with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor.
"Hehe, let's have a drink!" Thinking of the previous incident, Zhang Feng also laughed.
"Hehe,,"
"Dry ......"
A few of the friends who grew up together as children all raised their beers and drank them down.
"Haha, do you remember the time when we went up the mountain to herd cattle together, and Uncle Er Niu was pooped on his head by a sparrow?" At this moment, Zhang Feng remembered Uncle Er Niu's sniff when he was a child.
"Remember, why don't you remember, I still remember this very clearly!"
"It's just like it happened yesterday!"
"Haha, Uncle Er Niu was in a circle at that time, people are pies in the sky, he is bird poop in the sky!
"You guys are all talking about my sniffing, are you gone?Xiaofeng, you and Xiaoyi went to steal the cucumbers of the third wife's house back then, and they weren't approached by others, and they were almost killed by adults that time...... "Uncle Erniu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he immediately revealed the old bottom of Zhang Feng and a few people.
Hearing that Zhang Feng and the others were revealing to each other what they had sniffed when they were children, Yiyi sat on the side and couldn't help laughing, feeling that life in the countryside was really interesting.
The impact of the bird poop incident and the cucumber incident on Zhang Feng and the others is really very far-reaching, and even now, everyone still remembers it so clearly.
Being on the head by the birds in the sky may not seem like anything, but in Moon Lake Village, this is an ominous omen, and you must eat a hundred meals to eliminate disasters, and the countryside at that time was such a superstition.
And Zhang Feng and the others were also found at home for stealing cucumbers, and were beaten by their parents, and since then they have never messed around in the village, and they suddenly grew up and matured a lot for a while.