Chapter 2 Girl, You're Sick

"Don't talk nonsense, get this guy in!" Liu Qingmei glanced at Liu Feng with disgust, and then pointed at Su Qingcheng: "You, go to the bathroom and put on your clothes, and come with us!"

Liu Qingmei is 1.75 meters tall, even if she is wearing a pair of flat shoes, her invincible long legs are still stretched and straight, and when matched with the uniform on her body, she suddenly attracted Liu Feng's attention!

"Height 175, leg length 112, chest circumference 34 - D, wow, girl, you are simply a devil's body, you are still so beautiful!"

Before everyone could react, Liu Feng was already standing in front of Liu Qingmei, and said with a smile: "Spring is coming, everything is recovering, and it's the season of animal mating, girl, are you interested in making a friend?"

As soon as Liu Feng's words came out, the audience fell silent in an instant!

Su Qingcheng was wrapped in sheets, and it was messy in the wind, originally she thought that Liu Feng would be very cheap if she asked for money, but she didn't expect that he could be even cheaper!

The few policemen standing behind Liu Qingmei also looked at Liu Feng a little confused, and in the next moment, a ray of sympathy appeared in their eyes!

Dare to tease the female tyrannosaurus, this guy is miserable and dead!

And Liu Qingmei, first stunned, then his body trembled uncontrollably, and in his black and white eyes, a flame erupted, as if he wanted to burn Liu Feng into slag!

I was molested by a lewd prostitute?

"Bastard, you're looking for death?!"

Liu Qingmei was furious, her snow-white forehead was bulging, and at the same time, she was a little surprised in her heart, how could this nasty guy be so clear about his figure?

Her long legs that have made countless women ashamed of themselves, as well as her proud bust, these two data are definitely her top secret privacy, except for herself, there is absolutely no second person in this world who knows, how can this shameless person say it in one bite?

"Looking for death, girl, did you misunderstand something? I want to take advantage of the spring to make friends with you!" Liu Feng looked dazed, with such a beautiful weather, but you were so irritable, such a bad expression.

Liu Qingmei looked at Liu Feng's cheap face, almost didn't give his mouth crooked, and raised his hand without hesitation to slap it, and slapped Li Fei in the face!

"Bastard, if you want your mouth to be cheap, aunt, I have to knock out your mouthful of teeth!"

Liu Qingmei was angry, and the shot was fast and ruthless, seeing her crystal white palm, she was about to have an intimate contact with Liu Feng's cheek, and several policemen behind her were already silently shaking their heads and sighing, waiting for the sound of the slap!

Whenever the female tyrannosaurus goes berserk, there will always be one or two unlucky people who are beaten and doubt their lives!

Obviously, it is the daring prostitute in front of him who doubts his life today!

It's just that a long time has passed, and the expected slap and scream didn't sound, but Liu Feng's cheap voice came: "Hey, sister, your little hands are quite white and tender, well, meeting is fate, come, Brother Merry will help you look at palmistry...... Hey, girl, your emotional line has twists and turns, it seems that I am missing in my life......"

Everyone looked over with wide eyes, and saw that Liu Qingmei's white jade-like palm was falling into Liu Feng's hands, and Liu Feng was showing her palmistry with a serious face, as for how Liu Feng did it, everyone didn't see it clearly at all!

Everyone was stunned!

Liu Qingmei was ashamed and angry, and subconsciously wanted to withdraw her palm, but she was surprised to find that her hand was not strong!

In her rage, she didn't think much about it, she raised her foot through gritted teeth, and kicked Liu Feng's crotch violently - this time, if the kick hits, the cliff egg will shatter to the ground!

At this time, a smile appeared at the corner of Liu Feng's mouth, and he kicked out like lightning, and the latter came first, and the toe was lightly touched on the knee of the foot where Liu Qingmei was standing!

Liu Feng's speed was so fast that everyone present didn't even see him move!

In the next second, Liu Qingmei felt his knees numb, and the whole person instantly lost his balance, and with a bang, he involuntarily pounced towards Li Fei!

Not!

In the next moment, Liu Qingmei's plump red lips were imprinted on Liu Feng's mouth, a pair of jade hands were wrapped around Liu Feng's shoulders, and the plump body tightly pressed Li Fei's chest!

Liu's eyebrows and beautiful eyes widened, and her brain went blank in an instant!

Su Tingcheng was dumbfounded, and couldn't understand the development of this story at all - how did this suddenly develop from a martial arts film to a romance movie?

The policemen who were about to watch the show looked at each other - did the female tyrannosaurus like this kind of cheap man?

"Ahh

This was her first kiss!

"Hey, girl, I just want to be friends with you, but I didn't expect you to take away my first kiss in a domineering way—woo, you're dead. Liu Feng looked aggrieved!

Bastard, do you still sell well when you get cheap?

Liu Feng's words completely ignited the flame in Liu Qingmei's heart!

With a bang, she exploded like a gas canister!

"Stinky rascal, you hold my head in my hands and squat!" Liu Qingmei was angry, and suddenly pulled out the matching gun, and the muzzle of the black hole pointed at Liu Feng's forehead!

"Sister, you just took away my first kiss, and now you're treating me like this, you're too scummy, aren't you?" Liu Feng ignored the muzzle of the gun, and looked at Liu Qingmei in disbelief, with endless grievances in his eyes!

Cheap, too cheap!

People who don't know looked at Liu Feng's expression, and thought that this guy was abandoned by Liu Qingmei!

"I'll let you squat!" Liu Qingmei roared excitedly: "Believe it or not, I shot you with one shot?"

"Ah, captain, put down the gun, you are very dangerous like this!" At this time, the policeman behind Liu Qingmei reacted and hurriedly shouted: "You can't shoot, otherwise the matter will be big, and you will have to eat prison!"

Prostitution is only a minor violation, and if you are caught, you will be fined 5,000 yuan and detained for 15 days, not to mention that this is only a suspicion, not sure, how can it not reach the level of shooting!

"Captain, let's bring people back first, what's going on in the bureau, I'm slowly dealing with it!" a clever young man hurriedly squeezed his eyebrows and prompted!

"Good!"

Liu Qingmei gritted his teeth and nodded!

Nancheng Branch, Criminal Police Brigade, Interrogation Room!

Liu Qingmei resisted the urge to beat Liu Feng to death on the spot, stared at Liu Feng who was leaning on the chair with murderous eyes, and gritted his teeth!

"Li Fei, prepare for the record. ”

"Yes, Captain. The young policeman who was sitting next to him and was about to record quickly agreed!

"Name!"

"Hehe, brother's name is Liu Feng, it's a merry man in the other hand, you can call me a merry brother in the future!" Liu Feng said with a smile: "Sister, you see that we hugged and hugged, kissed and kissed, the relationship has developed to this extent, shouldn't you also tell me Fang's name?"

"Ahh

Liu Feng said a word, immediately lit Liu Qingmei, stood up with a bang, picked up the stool, and was about to rush up, desperate to stone Liu Feng to death on the spot - who the has developed a relationship with you to this extent?

She couldn't figure it out, how could there be such a cheap person in this world?

"Ah, captain, don't be impulsive, the whole interrogation process is filmed!"

The policeman named Li Fei was startled, hugged the chair - and at the same time turned around and glared at Liu Feng fiercely!

Dare to tease Liu Qingmei in the police station, I damn it, this is really a talent from all generations, and they have been squatting in the bureau for a few years!

Liu Feng was speechless—what did I say? Isn't it the truth?

Bang!

Liu lightly lowered the stool back to the ground, and his eyes almost erupted with flames:

"Farewell!"

"I said it's a woman, do you believe it?" Liu Feng rolled his eyes - this question is too mentally retarded, right?

"Shut up, don't fucking talk nonsense!"

"Shut up!"

"Home address!"

“……”

"Home address!"

“……”

"Speak, are you dumb?" Liu slammed his eyebrows on the table, stood up suddenly, and glared at Li Fei viciously!

"What, didn't you tell me to shut up?" Liu Feng looked at Liu Qingmei with an aggrieved face, and said weakly.

"You!" Liu frowned angrily, "I see that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin?"

"Well, men bleed without tears, even if I see the coffin, I won't cry!" Liu Feng said seriously!

"Very good, today my sister will make you cry very rhythmically!"

Liu stood up with a light eyebrow, walked behind Liu Feng, grabbed his arm, and dragged Liu Feng out with gritted teeth!

——————

Liu Qingmei had a cold face, dragged Liu Feng to the door of the police station, and clattered on the iron fence in the yard, this position was facing the gate of the police station, police prisoners coming and going, and even pedestrians on the street, Liu Feng could be seen!

"Hey, what are you doing, do you want to treat me like a monkey?"

Liu Feng looked dissatisfied!

"Hmph, you keep me here, reflect on it, and I'll try you again tomorrow!"

Liu Qingmei snorted coldly and turned to leave!

Torture you all night, you can't freeze to death, and you starve to death bastard!

Liu Qingmei hummed secretly in his heart!

Damn, my brother made an appointment to meet today! Liu Feng's eyes widened, Made, this is forcing my brother to escape from prison!

Next to Liu Feng squatted a man with thin-haired, thin, two eyes smaller than Li Ronghao, and a very obscene appearance!

"Little brother, this is the exclusive position of the old prostitute!" The lewd man smiled, and the two little eyes stared at Liu Qingmei's ecstatic back, "I don't see it, you are not very old, and you are also a battle-hardened old driver?"

"Shut up, do you still have the face to chat?" a policeman came over and scolded, "Tell me yourself, this is the first time this year that you have been arrested for soliciting prostitution?"

If you're in your thirties or forties, can't you work hard and try to find a daughter-in-law to live a good life?"

"It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life, and you can't do business, and you can only maintain your life by stealing battery cars and batteries, and entering the detention center feels like going home.

It's all talented, and it sounds good, and I love it!"

"Psycho!" the policeman was speechless, turned around and left!

"Little brother, do I have a level in this paragraph?" The lewd man looked at Liu Feng with a smug face and said!

"Uh, so-so!"

"Che Guevara is my idol, Che Guevara, do you know him?"

"I haven't heard of it!" Liu Feng has been in the deep mountains and old forests for five years, how can he know these Internet celebrities!

"What? Che Guevara is so red, you don't even know you, you're too outdated, I-" The lewd man said and suddenly stopped, staring at the door with a pair of stunned eyes, and his saliva was about to flow out: "I'll go, there is such a beautiful woman in this world?"

If I can marry her as a daughter-in-law and live thirty years less, I am willing!"

When Liu Feng heard this, he looked up and saw a tall woman with delicate facial features and fair skin, wearing a white chiffon princess dress, accompanied by a middle-aged policeman full of majesty, walked over at the entrance of the police station!

"Little brother, look stupid, right? I've never seen such a beautiful girl in my life, right?" the lewd man laughed!

If I told you that I was arrested because I slept with a more beautiful woman than this one yesterday, would you believe it?"

"Little brother, your bragging look is exactly the same as when I was young!" The lewd man glanced at Liu Feng with disdain, and then said happily: "There is such a beautiful woman in the bureau, it seems that you will have to come in often in the future, maybe one day a beautiful woman will take a fancy to me?"

"It's hard for a beautiful woman to fall in love with you, I'm afraid that if you fall in love with the in prison one day, it will be cool!"

The lewd man's face stiffened - little brother, you chat like this, it's easy to talk to death, you know?

At this time, the middle-aged policeman walked in front of the two of them with the beauty in the long skirt!

Liu Feng, your eldest cousin is here to pick you up, this time the matter is a misunderstanding, you can go!

The middle-aged policeman's voice is full of majesty!

What?

Big cousin?

Liu Feng: "???"

Lewd man: "???"