Chapter 163: Square Dance - Square Martial Arts

The vicinity of the cross street is full of residential areas, and the living facilities are very complete.

It was around eight o'clock in the evening.

Nightfly appears in the middle of the crowd with a map in hand.

It didn't take long for a team of square dance aunts to appear in front of them.

Square dance is a kind of exercise, a kind of exercise, and a kind of dance that leads through the meridians.

Usually there is a group of people gathered in a small corner, there is a speaker, and there is even a video. Many people spend a little money for square dancing and burn some CDs to give the evening a lively atmosphere and generate a kind of prosperity. It is very vibrant, and it is dotted with a night scene full of fantasy.

Well, literary.

In fact, the two most popular groups in the ghost city are the urban management and the square dance aunt.

Square dancing has also become synonymous with aunts.

On the afternoon of the so-called hoeing day, sweat drops go to the soil, eat Chinese food, and dance square dance.

It is very good for the elderly to jump and exercise when they have nothing to do.

It's just that in some places, at certain times, in the eyes of some people, square dance aunts have become the first of the four evils of the new society, and the lethality is outrageous.

[For everyone's health, please do not park here from 18:30 to 21:00. If there is an accident in the car, you will bear the consequences.

Before he got close to the group of square aunts, Yefei was startled by a hard sign on the square.

The surrounding area is not a square at all, but a communal parking lot.

After all, it's a square dance.

Domineering!

It is said that a few decades ago, a group of young people danced on the street in flower clothes, completely ignoring the eyes of the elderly, and decades later, a group of elderly people danced on the street in flower clothes, completely ignoring the eyes of young people.

It's certainly not that times have changed, it's that the young people who were there are now getting older.

In fact, a third of this group of square dance aunts are old men, and they wear the same red dance clothes, the same pink belts, and the same little white shoes, and dance to the music.

The happy and joyful smiles on their faces completely ignored the vehicles coming and going around them, and even ignored the grotesque eyes of passers-by.

I'm sorry!

For square dance, there is no gender distinction, regardless of the old man or the old lady, collectively known as "square dance aunt".

Belch!

Recently, there was a news that a group of aunts couldn't help but start a square dance after listening to music on the train.

Ye Fei is really speechless, I can't stop the graceful bucket waist dancing of the aunts when I take a train, isn't this obsessive-compulsive disorder?

In contrast, the occupation of parking lots has become pediatric.

It's just that now it's the era of martial arts, and square dancing has become "square martial arts"!

"Hehe!"

"Who's practicing Tai Chi!"

"Eighteen legs of the dragon descending and nine yin white fists!"

"The old man and I will compete in martial arts. ”

On the square, a group of uncles and aunts are wearing practice clothes and are "fighting".

They sweated, shook hands with each other, and rubbed oil incessantly.

"Auntie, do you know who dances the most here?"

Yefei stepped forward and asked an aunt who was writhing around, this aunt was a Doraemon figure, with a breast, waist, and hips of the same size, and others twisted into a small twist in the music, but she still maintained the shape of an oil barrel, swaying in the music.

It's a pity that people dance with the wind, their attention is all on the music, and they don't listen to the words of Qingye Fei at all, and they probably don't bother to listen to it.

Ye Fei stopped Ye Fei, he knew the stakes in this.

Dance forest is like martial arts, where there are people, there is a square, there is a square, there are rules.

Don't look at the uncles and aunts in this square with a total of less than fifty people, but they have already been divided.

A wave of the main hit [Little Apple], the main heart is open to sell cuteness.

The other group of first choice [Bei'er Shuang] implements the wind and fire.

There is also a wave of jumping [the most dazzling ethnic style] The pursuit is a cool rhythm.

The three groups of people say that each dances its own dance, but in fact, the music blends with each other, interferes with each other, and restrains each other, which has formed a discordant and chaotic situation.

Not bad.

They're dancing! they're comparing! they're looking at each other!

Is it because of the problem of concept, territory, emotion, and taste, do you have to dance here?

I remember not long ago, an elderly dance troupe broke out in a scandal, and it was on TV because of it.

It seems that the dance troupe has less than 20 people, but it is divided into 3 small groups, and the intrigue has been for four years, in which group A sent a person to lure the husband of one person in group B to cheat in order to suppress the hostile group B, and then found that this person's husband has already had a leg with everyone in group B, the group was disbanded, and group C took the opportunity to absorb the members of group B, and then fought against the powerful group A.

And all this was done in secret, so that it was natural and did not show traces, so as not to tear the skin, and in the end, the matter was revealed, or because the husband stole too many people and was arrested by the police.

At that time, after figuring out the ins and outs, even the police uncle was shocked.

Yes, this is square dancing, and the degree of intrigue is definitely comparable to Zhen Huan's biography.

"The atmosphere is not quite right, let's ask ...... in another place"

Before Yefei finished speaking, something happened.

I saw a fat old lady with a face full of horizontal flesh and wearing a white practice uniform, suddenly jumped in front of another wave of aunts, and shouted: "I have put up with you for a long time, and today I will let you know what a real dancer is!"

After speaking, she took out a red cloth folding fan, stepped on the spiral, spread her hands, and posed in a fan dance posture.

"I've put up with you for a long time, dancing the Phoenix Legend every day, aren't you tired!"

Another aunt wearing a red practice uniform was angry, wearing a waist drum and holding a mallet, posing as a big Yangge dragon and tiger fist.

The rest of the aunts all stood firm, and put on their own postures one by one, and all kinds of strange things for a while

Both sides were tense because of this, and the two groups of square dance aunts all came around.

Everything is ready, all you owe is the music, and a real awkward dance showdown is about to begin.

As long as it starts, it will definitely be a dragon battle in the square dance world, bloody and bloody.

You must know that most of these people are not ordinary people, but martial artists who really have combat power.

Although most of them have retired, many of them have combat effectiveness.

If this fights, it will definitely not be as serious as an ordinary brawl, and I am afraid that it can turn into a team battle with hundreds of people.

"Ahem, beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, eight-treasure porridge, alas! ”

Yefei shouted, made his way through the crowd, and locked onto his target.

He rushed forward and asked, "Auntie, do you know who was the king of dances here a long time ago?"

"Who is the King of the Dance?"

The aunt was stunned, obviously not expecting the young man in front of her to talk like this.

It's just that the aunt looked stunned, and immediately patted her chest: "Dance King, that's me!"

Ye Fei smiled, smiling very happily, as if he had found a treasure!