Chapter 3: A Dangerous Marriage (9)
9. A thousand techniques of miraculous skills
"Yes. I replied, and then said, "Go to the bathroom and get a bath towel." Yiyi took the towel out, and I said to her, "You cover your face with a bath towel and see if you can see anything?" Yiyi covered her head with a bath towel, took off the bath towel and said, "You can't see anything in the dark." I smiled and said to her, "You covered my head with a bath towel," took her wash card and said, "Is the card shuffled?"
"It's messed up. Yiyi replied.
"Cover your head so you can't see anything, right?" I asked.
"I can't see it. Yiyi replied.
"Play what?" you say. I asked.
"It's still bullfighting. Yiyi replied, it seems that she is very impressed with the previous bet with me.
"Play whatever you want, how many cards are dealt?" I continued.
"Five cards. Yiyi said that maybe she thought that I could only make a thousand out of four cards, so she said five cards.
"You say you deal a few cards. I replied. After dealing the cards, I said to her: "I'm a bull again, I don't believe you can open my cards and take a look." ”
"Wow! Less leaning, Yiyi's admiration came.
"Do you see how I deal a thousand cards?" I said with a smile as I removed my bath towel.
"Didn't you see it, hey, did you bet with me to win me with this thousand tricks?" Yiyi asked.
"And the change. I replied.
"Change, why didn't I see you change?" Yiyi replied.
"You can see that I'm not the one who eats this bowl of rice. I laughed.
"Can you play with me?" Yiyi became interested again.
"What does it matter to you and me, can I not play it for you if you open your mouth? I put away the cards and handed them to her. Yi Yi clicked the trumpet, shuffled the cards, and handed them to me. "You deal cards, you can deal as many cards as you want. I said. "You take a look at the cards, put the smallest card in front of me, and remember the number of the cards that were given to me. Yi Yi said after the cards.
"Remembered. Yi Yi finished reading the cards and put the smallest card in front of me.
"Suppose I'm the banker now, am I losing your four-deal?" I asked.
"Yes. Yiyi nodded and replied.
"You open your four cards. I picked up the card that Yiyi had put in front of me and said to Yiyi. After Yiyi opened her four cards, I handed her my cards and said, "You open my cards again." ”
"Hey, how did it become a cow cow, it was obviously a card without a cow just now. Yi Yi opened my card and said incomprehensibly.
"You know how you lost to me before, right?" I laughed.
"Honey, how are you the hell?" Yiyi asked.
It's been a long time since I've seen her so happy, and I can't take this opportunity to make her happy: "Dealing a thousand cards means that I sometimes give me the first card, sometimes give me the middle card, and change the card out of a thousand is that I steal the big card first, and then swap the stolen big card with the small card you give me." I said.
"How do you deal the cards in the middle, and how do you change the cards?"
I picked up the cards and turned the cards upside down to deal the middle card, and the cards in the middle of the pile poured out like rice spewing out of the mouth of a harvester, and there was only one card left in the left hand of the card: the first card. Yiyi was stunned: "It's amazing, I am dazzled by it." Yiyi was amazed and asked with interest: "How did you change the card?"
"You shuffle the cards, deal the cards. I put away the card and handed it to Yiyidao. Yiyi shuffled the cards and dealt the cards, I said to her. "Look at the cards, take the smallest card and put it in my hand. I asked, following the smallest card Yiyi handed me. "Is this card you gave me the smallest?
"Yes. Yiyi looked at me and replied.
"You open your cards. "I put the cards in my hand on the coffee table and said. Yiyi opened her three cards one by one, a Niu Jiu, a Niu Seven, and a Niu Four. I asked, "Is my card the smallest?" and I asked Yiyi:
"Yes. Yiyi nodded.
"How many cards do I have?" I asked.
"Niu Yi. Yiyi replied.
"I'm a cow and you're bull nine, cow seven, and cow four. I laughed.
"How can you Niu Yi win against me Niu Jiu, Niu Qi, Niu Si?" Yi Yi's mind couldn't turn around.
"Of course, Niu Yi won Niu Jiu, Niu Qi, and Niu Four. I continued to laugh.
"How can you Niu Yi win against me Niu Jiu, Niu Qi, and Niu Si? Do you think I don't know how to play Niu Niu? Yiyi argued.
"I say win, I win. "Anyway, push the one I just put on the table in front of her.
"Huh, my dear, how did you become a cow? Yiyi opened the card and looked at my card and asked puzzled.
"The card you gave me was originally this bull cow. I laughed and deliberately teased her.
"How is it possible, the cards I gave you are A2936, and none of them have cards above 10, and now they are all cards above 10. Yiyi retorted.
"You're wrong. I continued to laugh.
"You lied to me. Yiyi said.
"I didn't lie to you, the card you gave me was originally this bull. I continued to joke.
"You lied to me, my dear, how did you change? Yiyi pleaded softly.
"Now you know I'm amazing, whoever bets with me, as long as I want to win him, I can win him, and I'll show you more when I have time later." I seduced. I don't want to show her the autopsy so quickly, it won't be so amazing if it does, I need her to feel like I'm unfathomable, and it's as easy as eating that guy in a bag.
"Honey, help me win his house for me, and then I divorce him. "Yi Yi saw my magical thousand techniques and became ruthless.
"Did you really him?" I asked knowingly.
"Of course I did, I made him as miserable as possible, I hated him to death, and I was furious at the thought of this thief planting wild seeds outside. Yiyi hated, it seems that once a woman's hatred is ignited, it is even better than that of a man.
"No problem, I'll help you bankrupt him and avenge you. I replied confidently.
"I'm afraid he won't gamble now. Yiyi became worried again.
"He once lost more than 8 million, which proves that he is a bad gambler, and he has a way to hook him now if he gambles or not, don't worry. I comforted.
"He likes to bet big and small, and I'm afraid he won't bet poker. Yiyi said worriedly.
"It's okay to bet on anything, don't worry. I soothed her hand.
"How do you need me to cooperate?" Yiyi asked.
"You don't need your help at all, and when he asks for a split from the sale of the house, you just agree to sell it. I replied.
"There are these houses, he doesn't mention divorce, I mention divorce, I really don't have the slightest affection for that slut. Yiyi replied.
"During this time, you have to pretend that you don't know what he's doing outside, and you can't show him your face, even if he asks for a divorce, don't agree to him first, and then start fucking him when my operations are arranged. I admonished. After that, he said: "I need time to operate a thousand games, and the other one is just in case he knows about my relationship with you, don't come to me during this time, I will call you if I have any progress, and I can call me if you have anything." ”
"My dear, I listen to you. Yiyi nodded.
"It's important to remember that my phone number can't be stored on my phone, and after reading the message, the call is answered, and the message and number must be deleted immediately. I admonished again.
After Yiyi left, I entered the thinking of the operation of a thousand games: the first step is to find out whether the guy is gambling now, if he bets there, who to bet with, and what to bet on, and then make the next step.