In "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Thirty Miles of Peach Blossoms", Hua Zheng and Su Su performed a lingering and sympathetic Kiss, two meters away sat I who was munching on KFC spicy chicken leg burger, with a chilled Pepsi next to it, and a heavy book on the art of war "Thirty-six Strategies" was spread out, which my mother asked me to read, and the beautiful name was "Thirty-six Strategies for Love, the most important thing is to see the tricks, and Sun Wukong can't escape the Buddha Wuzhi Mountain, and you have to master the remote control yourself"

My mother threw me some packaged books from the room, and the books were pasted with "future use" notes, I felt confused, because there were more parent-child magazines and early education publications, and most of the remaining newspaper clippings also belonged to this kind of topic, what "baby preschool intellectual training" article.

I don't need my brain to think about the meaning of the three words "in the future", it is obviously my mother's handwriting, but it is more italicized than usual.

I was not happy, and my heart was stimulated to the limit by impatience, and I began to allow myself to say whatever I wanted: "You want to hold your grandson so much, why don't you become a human trafficker." ”

The old mother blushed and said with a poisonous tongue: "Yes, counting on you, I might as well just go to the welfare home to adopt, and I will go to be a nanny for others." ”

It's just that I've always talked about it casually, but it turns out that my mother has been seriously preparing, looking forward to, looking forward to a result that I don't know when it will be realized. Since she retired from the body, she often looks at other grandmothers and grandmothers with children in the community, and as a high-level intellectual, how she thinks of applying what she has learned in her life to practice - teaching her grandchildren.

I retorted: "Why did you never talk to me about physiology and hygiene when I was young, I always thought that babies came out of the navel." As a result, I don't know anything about the relationship between men and women now, and it's all because you have stifled our imagination of the guide when you were a mother from scratch. Why do you still need to guide **? Parents love you so much, isn't it enough?"

The old mother said seriously: "This is nature, otherwise how to pass on the ancestry, the most important thing for every creature is to reproduce." By puberty, the endocrine system naturally tends to be attracted to the opposite sex. Evolving to this day, we have higher and higher requirements for guidance: I hope that he has knowledge and interest, and that he has an economic foundation, and preferably, a good upbringing. ”

I pretended to realize it suddenly, and looked up: "Yes, yes, it's bad, my adolescent first love was strangled in the cradle by you, I am now living in a bad environment, I can't get it right, my species is on the verge of extinction, and the peerless good man has not been born!, there seems to be no such product on the market." ”

reacted to the mother's very unhappy: "Zhimei, you can't stay at home, this kind of goods is there, but you need to be quick-sighted, and the strategy is very important, take it, this is an appointment tonight, use your state of being a top student in the college entrance examination to crush it." ”

I sighed a little: "In comparison, reading is really easy, as long as you are willing to review, you will definitely get high scores, but feelings are not, very hard, no gain." ”

My mother glanced at me: "Have you worked hard, I think those male colleagues are in charge of the delivery, please eat and drink." ”

"Hey, Mom, I don't have to put on makeup and get dressed to spend time and energy?"

My boss took the photo and glanced at it unhappily: "My God, it's too ordinary, as soon as the car door of the subway car opens, the people who rush out are all the same." "I haven't come out of the emotional trauma yet, and I really don't have much interest in starting a new relationship.

However, the older leftover girl is twenty-eight, and in the eyes of her mother, she is like a flood beast, and she does not allow time to waste anymore, so she has only broken up for a month, and my mother and her old man began to arrange blind date dinners for me non-stop, and I can't wait to publicize it: there is a girl at home, there is a sale, tearfully jumping off the building cabbage price, passing by, don't miss it.

I added dissatisfied, coquettish to the extreme: the qualifications are too ordinary, and the children in the future will not be outstanding. Those who marry stupid wives have children who refuse to study. ”

I look like I have no conscience, but all beautiful women have no conscience.

My mother suddenly shouted: "You still have a choice? You are almost thirty years old! The last time I introduced Li Wenyang, a doctoral student in our unit, you are good, you directly take people to the ** store to shop, you really don't want others to say that you are a loser." Now everyone else is getting married!"

I was aggrieved to the point of "Hey, I'm human too." ”

"Just because you are a human being, you need to get married and have children normally, so I reminded the spirit, today is the third time I met Chen Lie, don't put on a show and make small moves and pretend, waiting for the time when you really become an old aunt, everyone will spit on you, it's too late to beg for food, and after the age of thirty, you will stand up for yourself and go back to your own home. ”

"Are you such a damn thing? ”

"I've eaten more salt than you've eaten, and I've been the best at my word. ”

"Well," I yawned and stretched, "all right, I'll get up and go at once." ”

"Hurry up, put on pure love and light makeup, please be more affinity when the time comes, and give each other a few more appropriate compliments, so that Chen Lie feels that he is a genius. Also, remember to sit on Chen Lie's left, your left side face is more beautiful, and I will blow it again with Chen Lie today, I ...... I'll clean you up. ”

I was on the verge of anger and calmly asked, "Do you agree with him kissing me?"

"If you're willing, of course. ”

I wailed with a look on my face: "What's the difference between this and selling my daughter? I just gave me a photo and made an appointment to go on a blind date tomorrow, and now I'm urging me to go on a blind date with another boy today. ”

My mother said with a righteous face: "Wrong, this is called 'I'd rather bear the people of the world than the people of the world bear me' On the road to marriage, my mother will accompany you through five levels and kill six generals, the water will flood the earth, and the army will block it; ”

I had a black line on my face.

I took the bedside mirror and took a closer look. What a beautiful face! Except that I didn't sleep well last night, and I had two dark circles under my eyes. I said while finding the KII Hydrating Mask and putting it on, "Today's women, life at the age of twenty-eight has only begun to be wonderful, modern love is to bet on who will look away first, and marriage is to bet on leaving first." ”

"Wonderful fart, it's a good gamble, but I remind you, if you don't marry again, your life will wither immediately! Tomorrow I will see this boy who has just returned from California, USA, and is still living in a hotel. "My mother's eyes are fierce, like a hunter who is bound to win.

"Mom, the United States has been unfavorable to architects in recent years, the economy has been sluggish, and the real estate agent has more than them, so he has returned. ”

"Don't be too philistine, this kind of talent is a sought-after commodity on the coast of the United States, if it weren't for my quick eyes, I would have been sold and bought a long time ago. "My mother used the experience of the vegetable market to analyze, I stroked my forehead.

I stuck out my tongue: "Okay, okay, let's go see you." "Anyway, it's just a waste of an hour, what should I do when I go back, a certain lady has been menopausal for five or six years, and her temper is still so hot, it's really impossible to fight her.