The big events that happened in Heavenly Court broke out in the virtual world in an instant, and everyone loved to watch Heavenly Court's jokes.

The netizens in the virtual world were in tears instantly, and Erlang Zhenjun really did what he said and did not forget his original intention.

They are already gods in the heavenly realm, and in addition to doing so many good deeds and accumulating merits every day, they actually have time to peek at Fairy Chang'e.

"Shocked! Master of Time Management?"

"Zhenjun's only pastime, Fairy Chang'e, how beautiful are you?"

"The fairy photo album that Yang Jian is watching, do you see it?"

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Looking at the countless posts on the forum blankly, Yang Jian felt that he had died socially.

Seeing that Mo Yu and Nezha were still eating and drinking with great interest across the table, Yang Jian even wanted to lift the table directly.

Eat, you!

Then he carefully calculated the combat strength of both the enemy and us, and after waiting for a while, Yang Jian asked calmly: "Moyu, where are my father and mother?"

"Don't worry, they don't have to be happier, your mother seems to be pregnant again recently!" Mo Yu said happily after taking a bite of peanuts.

This Yang Jian's reputation in the world is quite good, and many top chefs love to come here to cook for him in person.

Yang Jian was stunned, and even more sad, it's really my father and mother, do you know how I've spent all these years?

But, fortunately, Daddy is still there!

Seeing that Moyu and Nezha were drinking happily, Yang Jian couldn't help it, and finally solved the matter that he had been thinking about in his heart, and now he wants to have a good drink!

"Come on,!"

When men drink alcohol, the atmosphere must be more and more hilarious, especially when everyone is more handsome and cherishes each other.

"Hey, Erlang, have you heard, there has been another strange thing in Heavenly Court recently, but it has been covered by your heat. ”

Yi Bai's eyes lit up, and there was gossip! Curiously asked, "What's wrong?"

Nezha looked at the empty white jade wine glass in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Yi Bai hurriedly poured him full, and the Saint Zun personally poured him wine, which was enough for him to blow in the future.

"Hmm...!" Nezha sipped his lips with satisfaction, he didn't know where Moyu 'borrowed' this wine, the taste was endless, and he would borrow more next time.

Facing the inquisitive eyes of the two, Nezha casually shared a sinking post with them.

By the time they read the post, they would be able to eat more food and drink more.

"What a witty stroke I am!"

......

"As we all know, although Heavenly Court is orthodox in the Three Realms, the saints all support the rule of the Jade Emperor on their faces. But what about the specifics...... Hehe, I know everything!"

"A few days ago, there was a rather humiliating incident in Heavenly Court, but it was covered by Zhenjun's hobby. ”

"Before we talk about it, let's strongly condemn Zhenjun, why don't you call me this kind of good thing!"

"What about the specific situation, that is, although Heavenly Court looks strong now, there are not many people who listen to the orders of the Jade Emperor, so don't look at Yang Jian's anger, he was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and in the end, he was fined hundreds of years of salary. ”

"So the Jade Emperor is still the same as usual, if he knows what powerful power there is in the world, he will generally recruit him to join the Heavenly Court. ”

"This time our protagonist: Sun Wukong is a cultivator in the mortal world, and he doesn't know where to cultivate the magical powers of Xuanmen: the seventy-two changes of the earth, somersault clouds, and even his cultivation has reached the level of a heavenly immortal. ”

"The ignorant are fearless, it is rumored that this Monkey King went to the Dragon Palace to ask for the Dinghai God Needle and a set of battle clothes, and also made a big fuss in the underworld and burned the life and death book. ”

"All I can say is that he survives, it's really fate! Or I guess there is some powerful plan behind it!"

Subsequently, I don't know what the Jade Emperor thinks, anyway, he recruited this Monkey King to Heaven to make Bi Ma Wen. ”

"This Bi Ma Wen, but the real fat difference, is responsible for the size of the 100,000 heavenly horses in the Heavenly Court, I don't need to say more about how many benefits there are, right?

"It seems that our Jade Emperor still attaches great importance to talents! If it is difficult for everyone to withstand the three calamities and nine tribulations, you can consider going to the heavenly court to be a god of immortality and longevity, and live the same life as the sky. ”

"The advertisement is over, let's continue to talk about this Monkey King, this Monkey King is obviously less mixed in the virtual world, he doesn't know how to get benefits, he has a big temper, and he doesn't know what it means to be sophisticated. ”

"It is said that one day, on a whim, he asked his subordinates how old his official was in the heavenly court, and when he heard the three words 'not into the stream', he was filled with righteous indignation, and ran out of Nantianmen directly......"

"When I heard the news, I was stupid!! where did you learn this strange cultivation?

"Now it's okay to be a deserter, and the Jade Emperor's face is gone. ”

"What do the big men value the most? Of course, it's face! I heard that the Jade Emperor directly ordered to send heavenly soldiers to arrest the lower realm, and they want to see monkeys alive and corpses when they die!"

"It's a pity, if I had known that this Bi Ma Wen was so strong, Lao Tzu would have established a good relationship first, maybe now I would be an immortal official!"

After looking at it for a while, Yi Bai began to shake his head, this landlord is obviously well versed in the way of water words, and a small thing was watered by him a lot, no wonder it sank so quickly.

If he writes, first write a title "Shock, the grievances and hatred between the Jade Emperor and the male monkey", it will be hot!

Raising his head, Yi Bai was really shocked.

At this moment, Nezha actually finished a table of food, and even the wine was only the last glass in his hand.

"Shut up, let go!"

Yi Bai pounced directly.

After reading the post, Yang Jian instantly felt comfortable, saw the two friends pounce together, laughed, and hurriedly started recording the video.

If you stay with Moyu for a long time, you will suffer if you don't learn badly!

After making a fuss for a while, Yi Bai finally overwhelmed him, successfully pressed Nezha under him, and finished the last glass of wine proudly.

Yang Jian was also very satisfied, quickly created more than a dozen layers of encrypted files, then saved the video deeply, and then sent the encrypted files to hundreds of subordinates, so that they could keep them extremely safe.

Obviously, after many years of getting along, Yang Jian already knew that Moyu had relatively large permissions in the virtual network.

After drinking, the maids came in to clean up, and the three of them went out together, lying on the roof in different positions.

The sky is like ink.

Looking into the distance, the surrounding wilderness is scarce, surrounded by the only brightly lit place, with its own primitive rough tension.

The scene fell silent for a moment.

After being silent for a while, Yang Jian suddenly spoke: "Nezha, what do you think of the current heavenly rules?"

Nezha thought for a moment and shook his head: "I don't know, it feels okay." ”

"Moyu, what about you?" Yang Jian continued.

Yi Bai was stunned: "I'm not from Heavenly Court, what does Heavenly Rule have to do with me." ”

"With the rules of heaven, we can restrain those gods and immortals with great magical powers and ensure the harmonious operation of this world. ”

"He's necessary!" Yang Jian said heavily.

"However, I don't know who made this heavenly rule, but I think that some places are very unreasonable, such as: God talks about love privately, and he should be punished!"

"I want to change the rules!" In front of two capable and well-related friends, Yang Jian finally said the idea that had remained in his heart for a long time and was very rebellious.

Yi Bai and Nezha looked at each other and hesitated for a second.

Nezha: "My father is seriously ill, say goodbye!"

Yi Bai: "Kidney deficiency, it's time to go back and take medicine, farewell!"

Looking at the two pits that disappeared in an instant, Yang Jian smiled, shook his head and went back to accumulate merits.

If you want to do great things, you can't have less merit.