[The little monk went down the mountain to fast, and the old monk had an explanation

The woman under the mountain is a tiger, and if you meet it, you must avoid it

Walking through village after village, the little monk pondered

Why don't tigers eat people, but they look quite cute?

The old monk quietly told his apprentice that such a tiger was the most powerful

The little monk was so frightened that he hurriedly ran: Master... Bad, bad, bad

The tiger has broken into my heart, my heart. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ】

Divine.

What is called the Divine Comedy?

In previous lives, many online songs were called the Divine Comedy.

However, in fact, the Divine Comedy has nothing to do with Internet songs.

There are many reasons why the Divine Comedy is a Divine Comedy, because such songs are too down-to-earth.

The previous "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains" was like this.

The same is true of the current "Woman is a Tiger".

Mo Bai just created Weibo, and countless fans who got the news paid attention to Mo Bai for the first time.

In addition to paying attention, this song "Woman is a Tiger" naturally did not let go.

Click to listen, people know, another folk song Divine Comedy has appeared.

"It's another divine comedy, served. ”

"This is the real ballad. ”

"Women are originally tigers and sing well. ”

"The little monk and the old monk are so interesting. ”

"Dabai, what do you mean by opening a micro blog, this slap in the face is too loud. ”

"Forward, forward. ”

After this song appeared, a bunch of sunspots didn't know what kind of mood it would be. ”

"I guess he vomited blood and died. ”

Needless to say, for such a divine comedy. It's just that once it spread, it captured the ears of countless listeners.

At the same time, the frenzied retweets with the frenzied downloads are here again.

"I don't think folk songs are niche at all. ”

"Yes. I used to think that folk songs were niche, but now I feel that folk songs are the most popular. ”

"Don't say it, the two songs "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains" and "The Woman is a Tiger" are simply to the point that everyone can sing them. ”

"That's right, my daughter in kindergarten can sing it. ”

"Damn, you taught me?"

"No, it's their kindergarten teacher. ”

"I'm going, Mo Bai is going to be on fire again. ”

"Can I say that my son who is in elementary school also taught this song by their music teacher?"

"Ah, women are tigers, not only children are singing, but even elementary school students are singing. ”

"No, this song is so popular now, not only children, but also elementary school students, junior high school students, and high school students...... And, of course, some of us adults. Although I don't sing much, I usually hum a few words from time to time. ”

What more to say?

The feedback from netizens is a clear proof of how popular "Women Are Tigers" should be.

Folk songs, once again, with their absolute charm, occupy the attention of countless listeners.

……

"Wang Bing, I kind of want to quit the Mobai Black Army. ”

"Vomiting blood, is that Mo Bai really a genius, and another divine comedy of his meow appeared. ”

"Pat it on, my face was hit again, and it hurt a lot. ”

Another wave was slapped in the face, and the friends of the Mo Bai Heizi Legion were about to collapse.

From the time they were black and white to the present, they have not won once.

Every time it got dark, within a few days in the blink of an eye, he was slapped in the face by Mo Bai and came back.

This kind of taste, even if these guys from the Black Legion have experienced a hundred battles, they still feel a lot of pain in their faces.

"I don't, I don't believe it. ”

"I don't believe it, a little singer, we can't kill him. ”

"I don't believe this girl's talent can always be like this. ”

"Brothers, that guy opened Weibo, let's go directly to his Weibo to scold. ”

As the founder of the Mobai Black Legion, Wang Bing's eyes were wide open, and he was unwilling to admit defeat.

"Okay, let's go to his Weibo. ”

"Brothers, go up together, don't be discouraged. Let's think about it, if we retreat, how will we mix in the circle in the future. ”

"Isn't it just a little singer, everyone joined hands and scolded directly. ”

Maybe it's annoyance, maybe it's no longer possible.

At this moment, countless sunspots no longer wanted to push comments through the media, but went directly to Mobai Weibo.

"Mo Bai, you can't represent folk songs, and you don't deserve to sing folk songs. ”

"I also pretended to be a little prince, and I knew that there was no culture when I saw the name. ”

""The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains" and "Women Are Tigers" have no meaning, even if they are folk songs?"

"I think it's all diaosi who sing folk songs, and they're all singles. Because he didn't have a girlfriend, he had to use folk songs to vent his lonely heart. ”

"On the top floor. Listening to folk songs is also a bunch of low, thinking that it is really a literary youth. I'm sorry, a guy who can't even soak in a girlfriend is only worthy of playing some ballads. ”

"It's 520 today, and I have to go and have a pat with my girlfriend. ”

"You single dogs, come on, Wang Wang......"

Maybe these sunspots are right.

Some of the listeners who like folk songs are mostly literary and artistic youths.

And most of these literary and artistic youths are also singles.

Today is 520, the legendary Valentine's Day that is more Valentine's Day than Valentine's Day, although it is not Valentine's Day.

Many netizens were sprinkled with dog food by a group of men and women in the TT circle of friends before, but they didn't expect that when they came to Mobai Weibo, they were scolded by countless sunspot map cannons.

"Nima, the tiger is not powerful, you are our sick cat. ”

The anger of countless netizens was finally ignited.

"Brother, copy guy, someone despises us online for not having a girlfriend. ”

"Where, where. ”

"In the Mo Bai Weibo comment circle, they scolded Mo Bai and scolded Mo Bai, but even we were scolded. ”

"Grass, this can be endured. ”

This is a terrible look.

It doesn't matter if it's a fan of Mo Bai or not, or some people who watch the excitement.

At this time, they were fully attacked by the map cannon, and countless netizens who endured dog food for a day could not endure it any longer.

"I'm your sister's 520, it's amazing to have a girlfriend. ”

"That girl's Wang Bing, your girlfriend may be left over from someone else's play. ”

"Pat it back, you men and men shoot together. ”

"Brothers, that Wang Bing I know, I searched just now, and it was Wang Bing, a reporter from Xinchao.com. ”

"I'm grass, this girl is still a reporter. Let's go, let's go to their Weibo blog on the trendy network to scold. ”

"I wish the Xinchao network to close quickly. ”

"Xinchao.com, I used to think it was a big website, but now when I look at it, it's rubbish. ”

"Never go on the trendy network in the future. ”

"Ibid......"

I was unhappy if I didn't have a girlfriend.

Originally, today's 520 was shown affection by countless people in the circle of friends, and it was even more popular.

Of course, this kind of thing is someone else's, and you can't say anything.

However, he meowed that he had a girlfriend to scold them, and these single kings were too unqualified.

Countless netizens instantly became popular and joined the attack.

"Damn, why are there so many people at once?"

The sudden appearance of a group of netizens almost startled Mo Bai.

Seeing so many people leaving messages, he thought he was scolding himself.

After reading these messages clearly, Mo Bai laughed.

"Hahaha, those guys are really damned. ”

"Just scold yourself, and scold yourself for being a single dog. ”

"Okay, brother is a single dog, but do you know how many single dogs there are in Huaguo?"

No, Wang Bing's group of sunspots just scolded, and millions of single netizens were like being beaten with chicken blood, and they were extremely angry.

"Brothers, good scolding. Seeing your heroic performance, I was inspired. ”

Saying that, Mo Bai took out his guitar again and quickly recorded a song: "I wish all couples in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years".

[Today is May 20, the legendary Beat Festival.]

The streets are full of men and women, and they all have to celebrate the festival today

The roses that are usually sold are two dollars each

It's all tenfold tonight, and the girl still has a crooked mouth

Today is May 20, the legendary Covenant Cannon Festival.

I'm going to go home and stay alone, and I'll have nothing to do to read and eat instant noodles

But a fool asked me on QQ, why are you still alone

I couldn't help but shout out such cordial condolences to him

I wish all couples in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years

Hopefully, there will be no seats in the cinema and restaurant tonight

I wish all couples in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years]

Ballad.

It's a ballad again.

Divine.

Or the Divine Comedy.

It's more classic than "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains".

is more powerful than "Women are Tigers".

Mo Bai's song is just one play, and countless single netizens are in tears.

"Mo Bai, my Bai, you sang the gospel of my generation. ”

"I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters, hahaha, hahaha, as soon as this song comes out, who dares to scold me for being single. ”

"Brothers, everyone sings and scolds together: I wish all lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years. ”

Maybe it's because Wang Bing's attack hit the pain points of countless single netizens.

Maybe it was Mo Bai's "I wish all lovers in the world to be long-lost brothers and sisters" that spoke the hearts of netizens.

In the beginning, such attacks were only a part of netizens.

However, as the more and more scolding, more and more singles joined in.

It's an epic cyber battle.

This is also the most powerful counterattack of online singles.

According to statistics from relevant institutions in later generations, the number of netizens who participated in this scolding war at that time reached an astonishing 30 million.

Since then, whenever 520 is used, many netizens are careful when they sprinkle dog food.

I was afraid that one would not be good, and suddenly a sentence came out: I wish all couples in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years.