Chapter 573: How to Choose a Name
"Teacher Hu, it's not broad to write only a hundred times......" The little witch even wanted to bargain. [Full text reading]
"What do you think?" said the beautiful teacher's face was full of murder.
The little witch suddenly drooped her head, looking dejected.
Regarding the punishment of the beautiful teacher to the little witch, Wang Dadong felt that it was too light, and he only repeated the school motto a thousand times.
Even if it is 300 words at a time, it is only 300,000 words.
Belch...... 300,000 words, which seems like a lot.
However, for this little devil who can take his aunt's towel-to-mush teacher's back, this punishment is definitely very light.
With Wang Dadong's temper, he had to ask Lin Shi'er to copy the Tao Te Ching a thousand times.
"By the way, do you have a computer here? I'm going to get ready for the afternoon class. ”
"I don't, my uncle does!" Lin Shi'er hurriedly said.
Wang Dadong was about to say that he didn't, but he didn't expect to be preempted by the little witch.
"Can I use your computer?" the beautiful teacher looked at Wang Dadong.
"Absolutely. Since the beautiful teachers have spoken, Wang Dadong naturally can't say not to borrow.
This little witch is really hateful.,It's estimated that there is something hidden on the computer that can't see people.,That's why I don't dare to use the computer for the beautiful teacher.。
Fortunately, labor and management are witty, and the posture of hundreds of gs in the computer, "Uh, no, it's knowledge, it's all well hidden, no matter how powerful the beautiful teacher is, it's definitely more impossible to find." ”
Wang Dadong ran into the house and took out the laptop that the female boss bought for him.
Then the beautiful teacher sat on the sofa in the living room and began to prepare for the lesson.
Seeing that Wang Dadong was so upright, the little witch showed a strange expression, and said in Wang Dadong's ear: "Brother-in-law, you are so bold, aren't you afraid of being discovered by Teacher Hu on your ......?"
The little witch didn't say it explicitly, but winked at Wang Dadong and made an expression that you know.
Wang Dadong suddenly said with a righteous face: "Hmph, your brother-in-law is a serious person, the computer is full of knowledge, if you have to have your brother-in-law one ten-thousandth of his diligence and studiousness, he will not be invited to parents every day." ”
"It's really all knowledge, brother-in-law, I've seen all of your 100 gs. "Lin Shi'er is bad.
Wang Dadong's eyes widened suddenly, and he glanced at the beautiful teacher carefully, and saw that the beautiful teacher was seriously preparing for class, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said to Lin Shi'er: "Your sister's! How did you find it? I hid it so secretly!"
The little witch rolled her eyes when she heard this, and said disdainfully: "Brother-in-law, you named the folder Japanese drama, can the kindergarten children understand it?"
Wang Dadong twitched his cheeks, Nima, I'm afraid only you can understand when you go to kindergarten, the Japanese character of this Japanese drama is actually a verb!
"Brother-in-law, you have to study hard with me, no one can find the name I took!" the little witch looked proud.
"What's your name?" Wang Dadong humbly asked for advice.
"System Backup (Deleted by Mistake)!"
"You cow!"
Regarding the little witch's name for the pieces in the computer, Wang Dadong admired the five-body casting.
If this is really the name, it is really impossible for anyone to click on it.
"I said poetry, where did you learn all these things?"
Wang Dadong was very curious, Lin Shi'er could be so clever, it was better than having a master who could be called an obscene supreme.
"Hehe, brother-in-law, in fact, I learned it all on the Internet, and now there is a very popular Internet, called "The Full-time Bodyguard of the Female President", you go and take a look, you can learn a lot of postures. The little witch smirked.
A full-time bodyguard for a female president?
Wang Dadong seems to have a little impression, by the way, it seems that what Twilight used to see, he was called the full-time bodyguard of the female president.
There is also a full-time bodyguard secretly placed by the female boss in the office drawer, which is also called the female president.
It seems that this is definitely a very popular book, and even the female fighter, the female president, the female devil, three completely different categories of people are eaten.
Well, be sure to take the time to learn postures, oh no, it's knowledge!
Thinking of this, Wang Dadong said to Lin Shi'er: "That poem, can you lend me your book?"
"Brother-in-law, who still reads physical books these days, they all read directly on their mobile phones. The little witch said with a look of disdain, looking at Wang Dadong's eyes as if she was looking at aliens.
"Well, then you can teach me. Wang Dadong hurriedly took out his newly bought mobile phone and said excitedly.
I saw Lin Shier take the mobile phone, and then downloaded a software called QQ reading, opened it, and the first article on the homepage was "The Full-time Bodyguard of the Female President", and it was also ranked first (please satisfy the drunk and unrealistic fantasy o(∩_∩)o~).
Then, Wang Dadong watched it with great interest.
Sure enough, the first chapter attracted Wang Dadong.
"I'm poking, this security guard is too shameless, he even wants to sleep with a beautiful president. Wang Dadong complained while watching.
"Brother-in-law, are you talking about yourself? You're also a security guard, don't you want to sleep with my sister?" Lin Shi'er squeezed her eyes wickedly at Wang Dadong.
Belch...... This Nima is definitely a coincidence.
"Hey, why can't you read it?" Wang Dadong read dozens of chapters and was completely fascinated, but just as he was watching it, he suddenly couldn't read it.
Lin Shi'er glanced at Wang Dadong's mobile phone screen, pouted and said, "There is no money!"
"Ah, do you need money to read a book?" Wang Dadong looked depressed.
When Lin Shi'er heard this, she asked with disdain: "Do you need money for dinner?"
"Yes. ”
"Do you need money to buy clothes?"
"Yes!"
"What about the big health care?"
"Absolutely. Wang Dadong twitched his cheeks, Nima, if you don't give money for big health care, it's strong.
"That's amazing, other authors also have to eat, and you will be charged a dime for a chapter, but in this day and age, what can you do for a dime?
The disdain on Lin Shi'er's face became even stronger.
Wang Dadong suddenly felt a little speechless.
"What you say is very reasonable, but I think it's better to use the money to do something meaningful, look at what this has taught you? It's just poisoning teenagers, not to mention that it only costs a dime, even if it's a penny, it's a waste!" Wang Dadong said with a righteous and awe-inspiring face.
As he spoke, he closed the program directly.
However, a few minutes later, Wang Dadong really couldn't help but want to know the next plot, and looked at Lin Shi'er with a pleading face, "What, help me rush a value." ”
"Forget it, you better do something meaningful!"
The little witch snorted, with an expression that deserved to be in a hurry.
"Hey, there's a Japanese drama on this computer.,It's just a conversation material for Japanese class in the afternoon.。 ”
Just when Wang Dadong was flattering and begging the little witch to contribute the account, the beautiful teacher who was preparing for class suddenly said to herself.