Chapter 689: A Different "Where Are You Going, Dad"
The first issue of "Where Are You Going, Dad" is very novel in Lu Ying's eyes.
At the beginning of the show, first of all, two hosts, one fat and one thin, appeared in the camera, these two people are not the hosts of Nanhu Satellite TV that Lu Ying is familiar with, but the contrast between one fat and one thin, the two images of one honest and one strict appear together, which immediately made her happy.
Especially when the fat host introduced himself and said that his name was Xiong Er, and when the thin host was named Xiong Da, Lu Ying was eating melon seeds, and he squirted out all the melon seed shells in his mouth.
In the original time and space of "Bear Infested", it appeared in 2012, but now "Bear Infested" has not yet appeared, but Lu Yang has returned from the past, so Xiong Da and Xiong Er, the two cute names, have become the stage names of the two hosts of "Where Are You Going, Dad".
After Xiong Da and Xiong Er gag, the two got out of the nanny car that had just been stable, waved and waved excitedly and rushed into the airport hall, Xiong Er followed Xiong Da into the airport hall, and said to the camera with eyebrows: "Lovely friends! Xiong Da told me early this morning that there will be a mysterious celebrity guest attending today, who is it? Xiong Er, I'm curious! Are you kind and lovely friends curious? OK! Now everyone come with me to reveal the mysterious big coffee guest! I hope you don't disappoint me, and don't let my dear friends down......!
Lu Yang looked at it with a smile, who were the five guests invited in the first issue, he didn't know very well, he only knew two, and the other three, Lu Yang asked the director of the program group on the phone, and the director Hong Tao mysteriously said that he would keep it secret for the time being, and he wanted to leave him with some expectations and surprises.
I don't know if I can surprise him today......
Lu Ying's head rested on Lu Yang's shoulder. A small hand kept throwing melon seeds into his mouth, and he was very happy and hilarious.
on the TV screen. Xiong Da and Xiong Er were already in their places, looking at the white sky with their eyes. Waiting for the plane to arrive.
At this time, there was a montage of the picture shots, the two of them were looking at the sky for a while, scratching their heads and scratching their cheeks in boredom for a while, and the chubby Xiong Er seemed to be more naughty, because he was bored, he began to look for fun.
After a while, he quietly reached out to the other side of Xiong's head and slapped it suddenly, then quickly withdrew his hand, and stood next to Xiong Da with a cute face and looked at the sky in a daze. Suddenly attacked, Xiong turned his head to look at a child next to him, who was sitting on a man's shoulder and smiling at him.
In the first round, Xiong Er successfully blamed the sneak attack on a young boy aged three or four.
The bear opened his mouth widely, but in the end he was still embarrassed to deal with the little boy of three or four years old, so he glared at the little boy fiercely, then turned his head back to the sky, and scratched his head unconsciously.
At this moment, Xiong Er, who had tasted the sweetness, made a quick move again. Another quick slap on the bear's head, the place of attack was still on the other side.
Turning around just now, Xiong Da turned his head sharply and glared at the little boy fiercely, and the little boy was still laughing at first. As a result, the time for the bear to stare was obviously a little too long, and the smile on the little boy's face gradually disappeared, and his mouth was crooked. Crying out.
The little boy's father hurriedly put the little boy down and coaxed him in a low voice, and glanced suspiciously at Xiong Da, who had already recovered his normal expression.
Xiong Da was a little overwhelmed. Xiong Er turned his back to Xiong Da next to Xiong Da, and his fat shoulders shrugged and snickered.
In front of the TV. Lu Ying laughed and scolded in a low voice: "This fat man is too yin!", but he watched it with relish.
The little boy was put on the ground, Xiong Er lost the object of the blame, and for a while he could no longer sneak attack Xiong Da, and fell into a boring period of time.
At this time, on the screen, Xiong Er's figure walking around has a faint afterimage, which proves that he has been bored for a long time than the screen has been playing.
Soon after, Xiong Er found fun again.
The little boy was taken a little farther away by his father, and no longer stood next to Xiong Da, and after the original father and son were vacant for a while, a bald man with two mustaches came.
The man's bald head was shining, as if it had been smeared with oil, and there was not a few taels of flesh on his bald head, so it appeared that the eyes under the thick eyebrows were particularly large, and they were very flexible to turn around.
The bald head wears a pair of sunglasses that pretend to be 'forced.,The corners of one side of the mouth are slightly upturned.,I look like I'm a dick.γ
Xiong Er's gaze suddenly fell on his bald head, his small eyes rolled a few times, and suddenly he reached out and quickly patted the back of the bald head, and with a snap, he quickly withdrew the black hand that committed the crime, and his cute little eyes blinked at the sky as before.
The chubby round face seems to say: I'm cute!
But Lu Ying, who didn't have a high laugh, was once again amused by his success.
The bald head turned his head blankly and stared at Xiong Da, because Xiong Da, the unlucky child, also frowned and turned his head to look at the bald head at this time.
I have to say that although Xiong Da is thin, his face and arms are full of horizontal meat, plus a pair of frowning thick eyebrows, which is a bit murderous.
The bald head looked at Xiong Da for a long time, and finally dared to retract his gaze in anger and look ahead again.
Xiong Da and his bald head didn't notice, Xiong Er, who was standing on the other side of Xiong Da, was snickering on his shoulders again, and no one else around seemed to notice, well, only the little boy who was framed before was looking at Xiong Er with big innocent eyes and snickering there.
It's a pity that this kid is still too young, so he only knows that he is watching with wide eyes, and he doesn't expose Xiong Er.
"Smack!"
Xiong Er succeeded again, and when the bald head turned his head to look at Xiong Da this time, he was already gritting his teeth a little, and the funny thing was that Xiong Da frowned at the bald head again very cooperatively.
"Hit me bald? ...... you"
The bald head gritted his teeth and was about to say a few cruel words, but the plane that everyone had been waiting for a long time was slowly descending to the airport at this time.
The noise of the plane taking off and landing is always very loud, and the piercing sound of breaking the air instantly covers the cruel words behind the bald head, and on TV, you can only see him gritting his teeth and moving his lips, but his words can no longer be heard.
So, Xiong Er snickered next to him again.
These two pranks made by Xiong Er seem to be very long to describe, but in fact, when the picture on the TV screen is combined with the sound, and the montage editing technique, the two pranks are played in less than five minutes.
And these two pranks are the products of Lu Yang's momentary spoof psychology.
Lu Yang arranged the three classic characters in "Bear Infested" in his memory, Xiong Da, Xiong Er and Bald Qiang, at the beginning of the program "Where Are You Going, Dad".
Seeing that her sister Lu Ying is always amused, she seems to be very successful.
In just two pranks, Xiong Da's Yan SΓΉ and Xiong Er's inconsistencies are vividly presented in front of the audience.
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The montage clip reappeared, and the plane that had just landed was already firmly on the airport, and the passengers on the plane rushed out and came down one by one with their luggage through the hatch.
Xiong Er couldn't wait to tiptoe to see the passengers who appeared in the cabin door one after another, and his mouth kept muttering: "Who is Nirvana, who is Nirvana? Who is Nirvana? Who is our mysterious celebrity guest today? Why haven't I seen it until now?"
Xiong Er seemed to be excited, and he spit out the native voice of his hometown, which made Lu Ying, who had already adapted to his language tone, laugh again.
Lu Yang couldn't help it.
After growing up, Lu Yang stopped watching cartoons for many years, but not long after the appearance of "Bear Infested" in the original time and space, he watched "Bear Infested" on TV for a while by chance, and he immediately liked it!
Xiong Da, who always pretends to be smart and wise, heroic and domineering, Xiong Er, who is always out of tune, greedy but lazy and fun-loving, and Bald Qiang, who has been played badly but can't be played.
What Lu Yang loves the most is Xiong Er, who speaks with a simple accent.
A lot of lines that were originally very ordinary, once Xiong Er's funny tone came out, it was very funny.
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Finally, in the camera, Xiong Da's eyes lit up, and he suddenly snapped his fingers: "Here!
"There was a loud bang in the sky, and Lao Tzu appeared brightly?"
Xiong Er subconsciously answered when he heard this, but his eyes widened to see the little girl who had just appeared in the hatch.
A little girl around five years old?
It's actually a little girl about five years old?
Xiong Er was messy in the wind for a moment, stared blankly at the little girl who stopped slightly in the hatch, and muttered, "Xiong Da! is indeed very mysterious! But she ...... Where's the big guy? Say the good guy Nirvana? Say the big guy Nirvana?"
The sentence repeated later was obviously full of anger in Xiong Er's chest, and with this sudden loud question, Xiong Er suddenly turned his head and stared at Xiong Da, who seemed to have deceived his pure feelings.
In front of the TV, Lu Ying was stunned for a moment, and then she was already laughing on the sofa.
In front of the camera, Xiong Da ignored Xiong Er at all, and had already quickened his pace and ran towards the gangway of the plane with the microphone.
If Lu Yang had come back from 2014, he would probably have added a line to Xiong Da here - "Run! brother!"
It's a pity that Lu Yang from 2013.
Therefore, Xiong Da ran out without lines, Xiong Er only felt a gust of wind rushing in front of him, and a few hairs on his forehead were blown and fluttered and fell, and his reaction was a little slow and slowly turned his head to look at the plane door again.
A punk man with hair that seemed to have been violently blown by a hurricane appeared in the hatch, his hands on the shoulders of the little girl from before, and a big smile on his face, waving downward.
Xiong Er's small eyes widened suddenly, and in front of the TV, Lu Ying, who was leaning on Lu Yang's shoulder, also suddenly widened his eyes, sat up straight, and exclaimed at the same time as Xiong Er: "Ren Xianqi?"
Lu Yang was slightly stunned, and he was also a little surprised.
Unexpectedly, Ren Xianqi, who had never appeared in the program "Where Are You Going, Dad", is now one of the important guests of the first episode of "Where Are You Going, Dad". (To be continued......)
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