Text Text_Chapter 1283 The guy is stupid
Chapter 1283: The guy is stupid
Unexpectedly, the other party did not show a panicked expression as Song Chuyang expected.
On the contrary, Yu Zhirao seemed to have nothing to do with herself, and said with a smile: "Oh, the young man is very stupid and naïve, hehe, you don't really think that this can trap the old lady, right?"
She raised the gray cloth bag hanging around her neck and said to Song Chuyang: "There is a skirt here, if you like that one, I will give it to you!"
Song Chuyang almost spurted blood.
Song Chuyang hurriedly threw away the skirt in his hand, and subconsciously retorted: "Phew, Lao Tzu doesn't like skirts!"
He glanced at the gray cloth bag, and shouted again: "Damn, what are you lying to the child? This thing is not as big as my hand!
Yu Zhirao sneered and glanced at Song Chuyang with the eyes of a turtle.
Song Chuyang received the other party's contemptuous look, immediately straightened his back, and pretended to be calm and said: "You, what are you laughing at!
"Little brother, are you using the agitation method? Want to see your sister's jade body?" Yu Zhirao smiled seductively.
"Hmph, what's going on?" said Song Chuyang angrily.
He didn't believe it, this woman was really so arrogant! Coming out naked? Don't be funny, how could it be?
As soon as he thought of this, Song Chuyang heard a "bang" from the opposite side.
"Hiss......" Song Chuyang raised his eyes and looked over, and couldn't help but gasp.
Yu Zhirao really, just stood up directly from the water!
She stroked the wet hair on her chest, winked at Song Chuyang, and slowly walked out of the water, not caring that she had already dewed.
At this time, Song Chuyang didn't remember the danger of Yu Zhirao at all.
In his eyes, this is an ordinary woman, oh no, it should be a goddess who is punctual all over her body!
Emma, the goddess is smiling at him!
Ah, the goddess hooked her finger at him!
It was strange cold in the middle of the night, should he rush up and put on a cloak for the goddess? and then pretend to be unsteady under his feet and get wet with her?
Song Chuyang's mind was full of thoughts, but he didn't think of his business.
Soon, Yu Zhirao walked in front of Song Chuyang and glanced at him with a little meaning.
This Song Chuyang is quite bold, he dares to stare at her so squintingly.
Is he dizzy with lust, or does he simply feel that he won't gouge out his eyes?
Yu Zhirao glanced at Song Chuyang again, and then took out a few underwear and skirts from the gray cloth bag on her chest.
Seeing this scene, Song Chuyang's attention was finally diverted.
He stared at the gray cloth bag with an incredulous face, and muttered, "I'll go, what kind of black technology is this? Don't tell me that Doraemon's pocket really exists!"
Yu Zhirao ignored Song Chuyang's words and slowly put on her clothes.
When she raised her head again, she found that Song Chuyang still looked like a turtle, and kept looking at the gray cloth bag.
Yu Zhirao sighed helplessly, patted the Qiankun bag she was wearing, and asked, "Your eyes are almost gone, don't you know this?"
Song Chuyang retracted his gaze, pretended not to care, and said, "Cough, I just didn't recognize it for a while, and it's not an unusual thing!"
In fact, Yu Zhirao already knew what he was thinking, and when she heard Song Chuyang's words, she laughed out loud.
Being laughed at by the other party like this, Song Chuyang also remembered the secret Gu.
He felt his face flush slightly, and stammered, "Okay, okay, so tell me, what's going on with this thing?"
Yu Zhirao raised the things in her hand and replied, "This is the Qiankun bag, which is equivalent to the size of several rooms, and you can store items at will. Generally, people who have cultivated to the Yuan Infant Stage will have one. ”
After speaking, she looked at Song Chuyang with an expression of "You are too weak, you don't have much knowledge, I won't laugh at you".
Song Chuyang turned his head and didn't speak again, feeling that his self-esteem had been hurt by ten thousand points.
Yu Zhirao looked at Song Chuyang with her head sideways, looking unwilling to say more, and laughed twice.
She moved two steps to the side, approached Song Chuyang's face, tilted her head and said, "What about me here, there is a smaller Qiankun bag, which is not needed now, do you want it?"
Song Chuyang turned his head slightly, frowned, and glanced at her suspiciously.
"Oh, don't be so suspicious," Yu Zhirao patted Song Chuyang's shoulder, smiled maliciously, and said, "Just say a few nice words to me, how about it, it's not difficult, right?"
Song Chuyang "snapped" and knocked off Yu Zhirao's hand, his face full of displeasure.
This Yu Zhirao is simply an inch, and he is addicted to flirting with him!
This feeling of being controlled by others is really unpleasant! How does my little overlord feel like a wine girl......
Song Chuyang took a deep breath, intending to take back the initiative by himself.
He lowered his head and thought for a while, and finally remembered the purpose of his coming, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, how can I get rid of the secret Gu in my body?"
"Mention this matter again, you are so disturbing the scenery!" Yu Zhirao beat Song Chuyang's chest and said with a pout.
"Don't say yes, right?" Song Chuyang gritted his teeth and said word by word, "Then don't blame me for being hard!"
With that, he turned his fingers into claws and attacked Yu Zhirao's shoulder, trying to catch her.
Yu Zhirao lowered her eyes and looked at Song Chuyang's hand, leaned back slightly, and dodged his attack.
Immediately afterward, she turned around, mobilized the true qi in her body, and stepped to escape.
"Damn, here again?" Song Chuyang saw Yu Zhirao's movements, his eyes widened and he shouted.
The first time he let her out, he would never let this happen again!
So Song Chuyang raised his arm again, gathered enough true qi, and punched Yu Zhirao's back, vowing to knock her to the ground!
Unexpectedly, Yu Zhirao's vigilance was so high.
She jumped up in an instant and flew into the air, causing Song Chuyang's fist to pounce into the air.
Yu Zhirao walked a long way in the air, turned around and shouted at Song Chuyang: "Haha, I won't bully you, but if you want to solve the Gu, you have to show your ability to catch me!"
Song Chuyang snorted coldly, clenched his fists, raised his legs and rushed forward.
Along the way, Yu Zhirao did not pause at all.
She kept turning left and right, as if she had designed a route, and finally stopped in front of a stone wall.
Yu Zhirao leaned against the stone wall, gasped slightly, and said to Song Chuyang: "Yo, you are too persistent, if you can't catch me, won't you want to follow me to the ends of the earth?"
She thought for a moment, laughed twice, and continued: "Two people, the outlaw is not bad!
"Phew, your brain is too big!" Song Chuyang stood opposite Yu Zhirao, rolled his eyes, and said disdainfully, "Let me and a vicious woman like you die in the world?"
Hearing this, Yu Zhirao showed a sad expression, touched the stone wall behind her, and sighed pretending to be sad.
Seeing Yu Zhirao's movements, Song Chuyang noticed the stone wall next to her.
After careful identification, it turned out to be a stone monument, and behind it was an ancient tomb.
In the middle of the night, a woman stood by the ancient tomb with a resentful expression......
It's just creepy, okay?
Song Chuyang rubbed the goosebumps on his arm, and said unbearably: "You don't pretend to be a ghost there! Let me tell you, I won't eat your set!"
"Then what do you want?" Yu Zhirao tilted her head and opened her arms, looking like she was asking for it.
Song Chuyang bared his teeth and said loudly: "Then I'm not welcome!"
After saying that, he raised his arms at the same time, condensed his breath, and silently recited the Flying Frost Technique in his mouth, and a powerful Flying Frost True Qi instantly attacked the opposite side!
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