At 5:00 p.m., I arrived on time.

The old mother opened the door happily, her voice was extremely festive, and her smile was 500% of the best, and there was no stiffness or deliberateness out of the slightest. She made no secret of the fact that she was like a big man in her heart, and took my hand and introduced me to the guest seat: "My daughter is here." ”

Then she turned to me and introduced me to the guests: "This, Aunt Li, used to be a waiter with me, but since I came back from abroad, I finally got in touch with each other, and I haven't been reunited for more than ten years." ”

I showed my standard eight teeth and smiled gently: "Aunt Li is good." ”

However, my mother didn't leave a gap, and the conversation went straight to the point, pointing to the man in front of her: "This is Aunt Li's distant cousin, Meng Youyan, a doctoral student who only returned to China from the United States last month. ”

Tang Youyan came back from the United States, and didn't come back from the moon, so he needed to introduce it so cautiously? What kind of ghost is it about?

I quickly glanced at him, although my mother said that he was a turtle man, and his imagination would not be too bad, but the real person was in front of me, and I couldn't help but be amazed by the other party's good looks.

Meng Youyan has a well-defined face, with clean and delicate skin, red lips and white teeth, long and narrow eyes, and always looks at people with a smile. I was very determined in front of the handsome man, although I was not dizzy and weak, but my heart beat several times.

The turtle man, the diamond king in the eyes of his mother-in-law, so no matter how bright his smile is, there is always a pride in his eyes. Although he didn't say anything to my mother pushing me out, I could catch the gesture in his eyes called 'courtesy' and smiled at me. It's not that I can't see the arrogance cultivated in Meng Youting's noble family, but I don't think so. Only a man with strength can be arrogant, and only a man with strength can clearly mark the price.

Mom's hand was unconsciously exerting force, a "push" action, clearly putting all the hints into my palm.

This is a mainstream blind date must be matched with a fixed model, after the relatives of both sides want to introduce each other, the mother and the other party's Aunt Li find a clumsy excuse 'we also want to reminisce about the old' flash mob, and do not hesitate to leave a pair of unmarried men and women to meet on the page.

It's embarrassing, as the saying goes, "Men are unmarried, women are unmarried, why don't you sit down and have a cup of tea and chat." ”

"Oh. Hello. He nodded, "I'm Tang Youyan, what do you want to drink?" The coconut water here is good, and it is shipped from Hainan every day. ”

I decided that today's blind date was a quick one, because I was in a hurry to go home to catch up on the second season of the American drama "Han Ba Mui", and I was infected by the large-scale plot in it, which was very dirty and spicy, and in order to succeed in tactics, I guess that girls who can drink on blind dates will most likely be able to scare men away.

With a greeting smile on my face, I said decisively, "Wine." ”

Tang Youyan couldn't deny it, he snapped his fingers, and the waiter immediately arrived: "Two glasses of whiskey, potato salad, mustard chicken salad submarine burger, black pepper beef tenderloin, crème brûlée, borscht, two steaks, I want to be medium-cooked." He hesitated for a moment and asked me, "How cooked is the steak?" Do you want to add black peppers?"

"I want to be fully cooked, thank you!" I have no way to return to the primitive society.

Watching it, this is indeed a petty bourgeois man, a proper turtle man.

He glanced down at the photo in the magazine, "You're not the same as the one in the photo." ”

"That's the Meitu App, and I have mastered a better selfie angle, and I can always find one that looks like Di Lieba in 10,000 photos. I laughed dryly. Of course, I'm more beautiful in the photo, but he doesn't have to pick it out so bluntly, right? "I mean, you're better looking than you are in the pictures. A smile flashed in Tang Youyan's eyes, "No one has ever told you, are you beautiful?"

I corrected his wording: "Vase." Has anyone ever told you that you look like the domineering president in a 17K novel. I pulled out the cocktail stick in my arms and teased.

Tang Youyan smiled: "Why don't you write the script?"

The corners of my mouth bent, my ten fingers crossed to support my chin, and I looked at him with burning eyes: "Writing scripts is my hobby, your image, if it is a time-traveling drama, you can play the fourth elder brother of "Step by Step"; if it is a sword fairy drama, you can mix "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Thirty Miles of Peach Blossoms" Yehua, if it is an urban drama, you can mix "Translator" Chen Jiayang. I am creating the Republic of China drama "Sweet Enemies", I can write it in your flesh as the male protagonist in the play, do you have the confidence to be my male protagonist. ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, laughing to relieve embarrassment.

Tang Youyan smiled and asked, "Is it the first blind date?"

"There is no seam in life. I replied as tactfully as I could, and I flipped my phone in my palm, and turned it around, looking at him silently, not noticing that subconsciously my own people were imitating a scorpion that was slowly brewing a sortie, and the warning was hinted at in the slightest movement.

"Oh?" he raised his eyebrows, but he was a little interested, "The rivers and lakes are high and the roads are far away, and there is always a time to meet." ”

"Well, it's as taboo as asking a woman's age," I took a sip of whiskey, "but if it's a gift, I'm not sure if you're here for a blind date today?"

"There's a difference?"

"The difference is that we have a good chat on a blind date, and we have a good chat with us, the market has a clear price, but I will not open this business for the time being. "I said it bluntly, I didn't come to find someone on a blind date so small, and the conversation changed: "You were also lured by threats and profits from your family?"

Tang Youyan smiled heartily and thoughtlessly: "For the first time, it's the right time." ”

"Mission done. I shook my little hand, hey, I can't count the number of blind dates on both hands, "Marriage = I am a normal person recognized by society, and I don't need to post a 'critical illness notice'"

Tang Youyan laughed, "You are very honest. ”

"Honesty is a virtue. I looked at this man secretly, who had been close to him for the N second time, and I looked at him with scrutinizing eyes, and the warm light shone on his chiseled face, casting a heavy shadow, and it looked ma

Very tasteful.

Tang Youyan's eyes were deep, his eyes lowered, and he hooked the corners of his mouth with a smile, and smiled appropriately, "Can you tell me why the blind date has not been successful after so many times?"

I blurted out, "You're having a job interview?"

“So

y。 He raised his hand in surrender.

"I just want to say that even a few decades ago, there were people of my grandmother's generation who had never met someone her age who had never met someone who was destined for life, and there was no goal in this world that everyone could achieve, so what was unreasonable? Did not getting married shake our country's military strength or caused the tsunami in Southeast Asia? If you think it's strange that I'm not married, then I can still think that you fart and don't have the right rhythm. "I was enraged all of a sudden, because Chen Wenlie's incident just now made a nameless fire, and I went on a blind date twice a day, do you try?

Tang Youting's eyebrows twitched, and he slowly said in a low voice: "Interesting, interesting soul." ”