Chapter 51: Shiori Sakurada's Unlucky Day (4)
And just when Sakurada Shiori was looking at the "dead corpse" on the ground in a silent daze, suddenly a sound came into her ears again, pulling Sakurada Shiori's attention back.
"Yo, not dead yet. ”
Although the words spoken by this voice now are obviously a little less emotional than when they shouted the "name of death" before, Sakurada Shiori is not a little deaf and blind, of course, she can tell at once that they are all sent by the same person - before and after the contact, it is natural that the "punisher" is not wrong! So, even Shiori Sakurada, who finally escaped death with the help of the other party, didn't have any gratitude for being saved by someone, and directly glared at the girl in front of him who seemed to be about the same age as herself!
- What the hell, what kind of trouble is she going to make with this outfit?
It's no wonder that Shiori Sakurada subconsciously complained like this, after all, it is really very slotted.
The girl on the opposite side is extremely gloomy with a hood, and the light is dim, so she can't see her face clearly, and she is wearing a black sweatshirt that can't be seen even if it's stained with blood.
By the way, if the eyes can kill, Shiori Sakurada feels that she must have completely killed the other party one hundred and eighty times!
"Dead peat, do you want me dead, and why are you so faint now?"
What makes Sakurada Shiori the most unacceptable is that she was really "saved" by the dead guy in front of her!
As a matter of course, the "rescue king" who came to the rescue in such a timely manner at this time is naturally Miss Buchuan, who has just gotten off work not long after getting off work......
In the face of the other party's exhortation, Miss Buchuan raised her eyebrows slightly, shrugged her shoulders and said in confusion very innocently: "Uh-huh, am I late?" Then, completely different from Shiori Sakurada's appearance of exploding rudely because she sulked and ignored her cute image, Miss Ayukawa calmly and elegantly took out her mobile phone from her trouser pocket, and after silently glancing at the time on the screen, she also responded seriously and angrily, "No, it's three o'clock, I'm very punctual." ”
Heaven provoked, Miss Ayukawa said so reasonably, Shiori Sakurada was completely speechless!
- Ahh
"Blame me...... Blame me, blame me!!"
This series of three different tones of "blame me" fully proves that Sakurada Shiori wants to Miss Buchuan directly back into the arms of Mother Earth at this time, especially the last explosive "blame me" still roared directly at Miss Buchuan's ear - tsk, the volume was so loud that Miss Abukawa had to rub her ears that had been slightly numb a few times. And presumably at this moment, Shiori Sakurada should have fully understood Shichen's feelings, right?And after roaring and calming down a little, Shiori Sakurada looked at Miss Ayukawa who was standing in front of her generously......
Why did Shiori Sakurada feel that the other party's invincible stance and attitude were so familiar?
"Wait a minute......
Even though the current Miss Bukawa deliberately changed into a hooded sweatshirt to cover herself, and deliberately kept a certain distance from Shiori Sakurada, but the bad aura that had penetrated into her bones Miss Ayukawa did not hide it, so naturally Shiori Sakurada who had sharp senses seemed to notice something.
Squinted her eyes slightly, Shiori Sakurada at this time seemed to be a 10,000-year-old Grim Reaper elementary school student alive.
"Where did we meet?"
#真相只有一个#
- yes, that's your time to die!
When she saw Shiori Sakurada with a suspicious face as she spoke, she suddenly suddenly rushed to her, as if she wanted to see her true face through the shadow hidden by the hood...... So, Miss Buchuan, who had a numb scalp, suddenly felt that this girl was really troublesome enough, but it was impossible for her to really recognize her, right? So, Miss Buchuan directly slapped the cute little face that was extremely close to her eyes with a palm without the slightest pity, and at the same time, Miss Buchuan's mouth was also very bad: "I've seen a ghost, I've never seen a stupid person like you." ”
She's never seen someone as brazen as you!
How dare you just hit her like that! Even her father didn't beat her like that, okay!
#撕逼!Tear up!#
――You don't brush up on your sense of existence, no one thinks you're Akalin, your soul is faint!
Well, now is not the time to be angry with each other......
And in fact, Miss Bukawa slapped Sakurada Shiori in the face with great force, and just pushed her face half a meter away - so although Sakurada Shiori wanted to return the slap immediately, she was a little stubborn that she absolutely had met this "punisher with a bad attitude" somewhere! After all, she had only seen it twice in her life in the face of such a lovely person with such a bad attitude......! Thinking about it like this, suddenly Shiori Sakurada felt as if her head had opened up, and she seemed to have a vague selection of someone dangling in her mind......
However, before Shiori Sakurada could think about it a few more times, an unexpected mutation happened.
-- The second dead house that was lying on his stomach and didn't move, and was suspected of being dead, turned out to be a "corpse"!
"How dare you...... How dare you hit me with that damn hammer!"
Trembling, he reached out and touched the 30 ridge 0 army 0 thorn that was thrown aside, this middle two dead house couldn't help touching his bleeding head with his free hand, and then he stood up with a hideous face, and the voice in his mouth was also full of low hatred: "Who gave you such the courage to use it to touch the noble head of a strong man like me!"
Tsk, this is simply a miracle of life, and it can survive such a miracle as "the punishment of communism".
Let's burn incense and worship the Buddha quickly!
"What if you smash your stupidity! My strong head is not something that a weak person like you can easily replace!"
"This is no ordinary hammer, it's a 'Marx's war hammer'. In the face of the gloomy dead house, which was probably smashed in the head and talking nonsense, Miss Buchuan gently clenched the "ordinary hammer" in her hand, which was obviously stolen from a factory, and put on a very serious appearance as if she could make herself convincing, and then immediately began to talk nonsense seriously, "By the way, the other lost ancient artifact is the 'Engels sickle', which can release the 'anger of the working class'." ”
Of course, this inevitably directly provoked Shiori Sakurada who was the onlooker next door, and almost didn't squirt out a single saliva!
#我一口盐汽水喷死你信不信!#
- Bold! You dare to show off such an old stalk!
"The words of the ignorant really can't be heard! Even so, no matter how powerful I am, can I have my 30 edges and 0 army stabs! The strong man defy the sky, and I will definitely kill you today!"
Obviously, although this middle two dead house looks very homely on the outside, it doesn't seem to know how to play with the fun of stalks, and always likes to say some strange language that people can't understand, so Miss Buchuan was immediately very disappointed, and when he just said, "Dare to face me with a blade, should you say that you have courage? Or are you ignorant!", Miss Buchuan has already stretched out her foot directly, and kicked him to the ground very cleanly...... Okay, after kicking, Miss Bukawa reviewed a little bit of what this middle two dead house just said, and realized that the other party didn't seem to be a person who couldn't play stalks.
- Unfortunately, it's too late.
As for why you were able to kick him to the ground so easily?
Isn't that nonsense...... If you give a hard hammer to your head, then you will definitely not be able to dodge this sharp kick after that, not to mention that Miss Ayukawa didn't say that she couldn't beat him in his heyday, did she? Let Saori Sakurada pester him to delay time, just because he has to go to work, it's as simple as that.
#请给樱田小姐上一碗泪流满面#
- Fortunately, Shiori Sakurada doesn't know the inside story yet, otherwise she might not know how long she would have been stuffed.
"Yo he...... Although this guy has a bad head, he has a very expensive weapon, is this? This is the 30 ridge ○ army ○ thorn?" It was only at this time that Miss Buchuan found out what the weapon used in the dark death house was, so on a whim, Miss Buchuan squatted down with great interest and directly snatched it from the hand of the middle two death house, and then put it on her palm and played with it carefully-then, Miss Buchuan immediately put on a robber look of "I fancy it is my thing", and said solemnly, " Okay, then I'll take it unceremoniously!"
By the way, Miss Buchuan, who fell in love with other people's "expensive" weapons at a glance, was completely corrupted by money, and was really no longer saved.
#治病是救不了天朝人的!#
- Yes, yes, I'll kill you right now, okay?
"You idiot - my 30 ridge 0 army ○ thorn is what you can take? The weak can't control it!!" Although the dark dead house has a hideous face and grinding teeth and chiseled teeth, it is obvious that he is about to fight with Miss Buchuan to the end, but it is a pity that he is being stepped on the ground alive by Miss Buchuan at this time, and he can't move for a while, so this futile dark dead house can only be reckless on his own lips and say a few more words to relieve his hatred: "You robber! Stupid weakling-" So who is the "weak" now?
Seeing this situation, Shiori Sakurada couldn't bear to look directly at her and directly covered her eyes, and she couldn't stand it at all.
――Why is it so similar to the monkey being crushed under the five-fingered mountain of the Buddha?
It's just a pity that no Tang monk riding a white horse will pass by now, hehe...... Of course, to say that this dark dead house is like Sun Wukong is just a living lower grade of Sun Wukong, after all, from Sakurada Shiori's point of view, this dark dead house can't even compare to Zhu Bajie.