Chapter 165 Re-fastened

"What do you mean, isn't this your business, why do you want me to care?"

I wanted to close my hands and knead these two messy threads into a ball and throw them back to the old man, but when my palms turned over on my side, He Xuku saw that the two red threads were actually stuck in my hands, and I didn't leave my hands, but my palms couldn't be closed.

"You take care of your own affairs, naturally you straighten it out yourself, didn't you say that I am old and dizzy, and the matchmaking is chaotic, you can try it yourself. ”

"You're shirking your responsibility, oh, whoever has an opinion will come by himself, it will be even more chaotic. ”

He Xuku's eyes narrowed and shouted angrily.

"Do you think anyone is like you, so easy to see my old man?"

The implication is that it's for the man's face, and I'll treat you as a guest. Needless to say, that person naturally refers to Shuai Mengtian.

"Thank you for your accommodating, but since you know who he is, can you tell me who he is?"

He Xuku didn't name names, and said with dumb riddles.

"Hehe, you think I'm really old and stupid, boy, figure it out for yourself. ”

As soon as he opened his mouth, the white hair on his face flew wildly, Yue Lao revealed his deep eyes, and looked at He Xu Kudao with a scorching light.

Old treacherous and cunning, old treacherous and cunning.

"Hehe, not to mention pulling down, this messy line is the marriage between the monk and the woman?

"If you don't say, my old man is tired, don't you see? My head is full of white hair, my face is full of wrinkles, isn't this tired? ”

As he spoke, Yue Lao stood up.

A short old man, with short arms and legs, small hands and feet, and even wore a white robe.

"This marriage is really tiring, tied up and all happy, a moment of inappropriateness, it will provoke the anger of the heavens, scolding constantly, this job, I have already asked the Supreme to resign countless times, but I am not allowed to resign, what to do, make do with it. ”

"You deserve to be tired, who told you not to be responsible and not serious, sitting at home, and pulling the red line indiscriminately?"

He Xu said coolly, quite a bit of schadenfreude.

"Who's sitting at home? When you sit at home, you're marrying the world?"

He stepped over angrily, opened his little hand and slapped at He Xuku.

"Hee-hee. ”

"Hehe" smiled, He Xu didn't hide a lot, and stretched out his hand to meet it, you'd better beat this red line, I don't want to be stuck with it. "Boy, shrewd enough. ”

Who knew that the old man seemed to have seen through He Xuku's thoughts, a sliding step, the already short body was a swoop, and it slipped through the crook of He Xuku's arm, just when the white hair brushed the tip of He Xuku's elbow, the little hand was fast, and He Xuku's entire arm trembled, hey, the red line in his palm was scattered.

In front of me, there are pieces of red clouds fluttering, and flowers and rain are coming.

It's beautiful.

He Xu looked at it in a daze, and his eyes became in a trance.

"Break the mystery in the plate,

It also needs to be discerning,

The fate of the past life has been decided,

Gathering and scattering is also tossing and turning. ”

Hearing that Yue Lao smiled lightly, and with a wave of his little hand, He Xuku woke up in shock, looked down, and saw that the red thread in his hands had turned into a filament at this time, holding one end in his hand and the other end in his hand.

"You touch the two ends together, and that's it. ”

"Oh, thank you. ”

He Xuku said with a little gratitude.

Carefully pinch the red thread and butt it up.

Well, it's amazing, I saw that when the two threads seemed to be about to be aligned, they stretched forward in unison, and they were meshed together.

"Hmm!"

"Hmm" sounded, He Xuku looked up a little surprised, but saw that there was actually a person in each of the two sections of the red line, wasn't it the monk and the woman?

The red thread was held in his own hands and hung low, but was it wrapped around their ankles?

After seeing that they each made a "hmm", they approached each other and hugged each other......

Gradually disappearing in front of my eyes.

"You're done, you can go back. ”

"Oh!"

He Xuku was a little dazed, it's so simple?

"Oh, by the way, how am I going back? Where the hell are you!"

"Naturally, that old boy got you back, otherwise, hehe, as soon as I make a move, you will be uncomfortable. ”

Before the words fell, I heard Shuai Mengtian chuckle.

"If you make a move, isn't it just a few more marriages, and let him taste the taste of red dust. ”

didn't see the figure clearly, He Xu suddenly felt that his heart sank, and Shuai Mengtian's palm slapped there, and his eyes were dark, and he fainted.

"You did that on purpose?"

A chill hit his face, He Xu opened his eyes coolly, and said hatefully.

Until now, I still feel a sharp pain in my back.

I couldn't think of it for a while, why this handsome and cute sky would sneak attack him.

"Hehe, I'm just trying your punch resistance. ”

Shuai Mengtian smiled, turned back from behind He Xuku, squinted and smiled.

"How about I give you a try?"

He Xuku's body didn't move, and he shot it out and hit Shuai Mengtian in the chest.

"Hehe, you kid, you just don't want to suffer a loss. ”

Shuai Mengtian inhaled and closed his chest, and the palm that He Xuku struck out actually passed through his chest, but it was empty.

"I'm calling your ball, it's still a fairy. ”

He Xuku withdrew his hand and said in a strange voice.

"Otherwise, who wants to be a god. ”

Shuai Mengtian is not modest, hehe laughs.

"I seem to have gone to the Moon Palace and met the old moon?"

He Xuku sat back in the chair and said a little confused.

"Yes, or what do you have in your hand?"

"In my hands?"

He Xu was stunned, why didn't I know that I had something in my hand? Hurriedly looked down, no, a thin album, faintly handwriting, but I couldn't see it clearly.

"Okay, this means that you have done it, this is done again, you burn it, and give it to the monk to drink. ”

"What the hell is this, and is it a talisman again?"

He Xuku only regarded it as a talisman and wanted to burn it for the monk to drink.

"Because they are renewing their marriage, this is the legendary mandarin duck spectrum, you burned it for him to drink, and the big thing was done. ”

"He drinks it himself?"

Is this the Mandarin Duck spectrum?

"Why haven't I seen anyone else drink it, and don't they come in pairs?"

"Hehe, this drink is different from drinking, there are drinks in dreams, there are drinks when you are born, it depends on chance, you are tied to you when a red thread, in fact, while pulling the string, it is also necessary to drink ecstasy soup, this ecstasy soup is different from the ecstasy soup of Yin Si, it is used in life and marriage. ”

"Phew, huh", He Xuku sipped his lips like calling a donkey, and shouted: "Stop, stop, were you also a human being in your previous life?

In fact, whether it is marriage or life, it is good to drink some ecstasy, at least the two can tolerate each other, tolerate each other, and forget what should be forgotten, and ignore what should not be cared about.

To say that this is great wisdom or foolishness, wisdom or wisdom does not lose a kind of humor.

"Hehe, the so-called authorities are obsessed with bystanders, haven't I seen too many mundane things, how to say it, I can also understand some of it. ”

There is some truth to that.

"It's time for me to rest, you see that monk is going to fall asleep, waiting for you." ”

In fact, it was less than a handful of incense, and in the monk's opinion, it felt really quite long.

It doesn't seem right, He Xuku faintly felt strange, didn't it take several hours to perform an operation on that woman? Why did this incense burn more than half, besides, the vague feeling in his impression, he seemed to have run to the Moon Palace, and saw the old moon, although he was not sure at that time, or in the blink of an eye, or it was delayed for a long time, this together should be half a day, it is strange.

"I'm tired of you waiting. ”

He Xu smiled apologetically, handed over a cigarette, lit it himself, and waited for the incense to burn out.

"You can drink this thing with warm boiled water, and you can go back. ”

The lighter lit the blurry album, pressed it into the tea bowl, and continued a little boiling water.

"What is it?"

Yoyo exhaled a puff of smoke, and the young man asked suspiciously.

"I might as well tell you that this is your marriage line, and it is also a talisman for you to relive your mandarin dream. ”

"Just me drinking it?"

"Yes. You don't think that just drinking it by yourself won't work, there is one thing that you must do when you go home, that is, after you go home, your woman is in a coma at the moment, and this waiting is what you have to do, then, after your waiting, she will be moved, so you can take the opportunity, hehe, don't talk about it. ”

"Hehe, do you want me to take advantage of the situation and take the opportunity to possess her?"

"Can't you?"

"I always think it's a bit immoral. ”

"So what is moral, is it possible that you want her to take the initiative to say to you, come on, I'll give it to you?"

This is the benefit of being a monk in the previous life, and it is okay to be wooden.

You won't have heard of "men are not bad women don't love", bad men and women can't stop, dead hearts, that bad is a strategy, it is a technique to get away with it, not a heinous crime, you know?

He Xuku pursed his lips: "Women like domineering men, first of all, spiritual, your domineering can bring her spiritual pleasure and rely on her, not necessarily physical, but, with the snuggling of the spirit, you lose no time in attacking, then she will naturally lean towards her, quickly drink away, and realize it herself." ”

What I said is clear enough, it's direct enough, you don't want me to show you, hehe, even if you are willing, I still don't.

"Well, I seem to get it. ”

After a grunt of water, the monk stood up and left happily.

Damn, I think a little bit about that, Tang Sisi?

Are you okay now?

"It seems that you met the old man once, and the old boy really poured you ecstasy, and he was cranky again, remembering that you and Xu Fan were married in their previous lives, do you still miss others?"

Shuai Mengtian paced slowly in front of He Xuku, with a sneering smile on his face.

"And at this time, we have only completed two-thirds of the monk's work, and there is still one more important thing to do. ”

"Alas!"

I'm sucking your balls, the old man sighed, and you're joining in the fun?!