Chapter 171: Fast Gunner
I found that the kid standing at the door looked at him with interest, the two people who were intimate just now were red as if they had been caught red-handed as thieves, Qiu Yu didn't say anything, and Chu Yunxuan shouted angrily: "What are you doing, who let you in?"
Chu Changfeng spread his hands innocently, "It's none of my business, it's my father and mother who haven't gone over yet, so I asked me to come to you, and the banquet is about to start." ”
"Hmph, then you won't knock on the door when you come in?" Chu Yunxuan was still angry, a vicious look flashed in her blue eyes, and she really wanted to catch this kid who didn't know the times and beat him up, so that the other party could remember it for a long time.
Chu Changfeng said aggrievedly: "It's my fault, didn't you say that you brought your brother-in-law over to wash your hands, how do I know, you kissed ...... here?"
"Do you still dare to say that you are looking for a fight?" Chu Yunxuan was so angry that she was about to go crazy, and her face was about to drip blood.
"Don't ...... Don't do it, don't let your brother-in-law think that you are a violent person, women's family, be gentle, especially if your future husband is still here. Chu Changfeng's brother-in-law was called very smoothly, and Qiu Yu was a little embarrassed to hear it.
Chu Yunxuan said angrily: "Okay, you go back first, we'll go over right away." ”
Chu Changfeng hurriedly said: "Don't mind, sister, you go over first, I'll have a casual chat with my brother-in-law about a cigarette, after all, we are all a family now, you give me a chance to enhance friendship with my brother-in-law." With that, the guy had a pitiful look on his face.
A trace of doubt flashed in her bright eyes, Chu Yunxuan felt that something was wrong, she glared at her, and threatened: "Boy, I warn you, don't play tricks, you dare to provoke the feelings between us, or want to be unfavorable to Qiu Yu, don't blame me for being unkind and picking your skin." ”
Chu Changfeng was taken aback, he also knew that his tough old lady could do what he said, and hurriedly said: "Sister, your brother, am I that kind of person, I really have no malicious intentions, just believe me this time, I just want to chat with my brother-in-law, almost." ”
Qiu Yu smiled, "Okay then, Yunxuan, you go out first, and I'll talk to Xiaofeng." He was not afraid of any conspiracy and trickery of the other party, and he wanted to know what this kid was looking for him.
Don't look at Chu Yunxuan being very fierce to her younger brother, but in the face of Qiu Yu, who is about the same age as her younger brother, she nodded and said gently, "Okay, I'll go first." When he turned his head, his face changed, and he said angrily: "Xiaofeng, I will believe you once, you kid should be self-respecting, don't feel uncomfortable." ”
Chu Changfeng said with a smile: "Don't worry, old sister, I definitely don't dare to do anything to my brother-in-law, besides, you also know, with my three-legged cat kung fu, dare to do it with your boyfriend, isn't it looking for death?"
Chu Yunxuan thought about it for a while, and snorted coldly: "Hmph, even if you know each other, don't talk for too long, I'll leave first." She glanced at Qiu Yu affectionately, and then pushed the door and left.
Hearing the footsteps gradually moving away, Chu Changfeng went out with a probe of the bald thief's brain, and found that his sister had indeed walked away, so he took a long breath, slammed the door back, and locked it inside, and then turned around, with a cheap smile on his face, stepped forward, and shouted affectionately: "Brother-in-law......"
What does this guy want to do, and he locked the door, could it be that he is a friend and wants to ...... with me Qiu Yu was startled, hurriedly retreated, and looked over with a vigilant gaze, "What do you want?"
The smile on Chu Changfeng's face became thicker, "Brother-in-law, your image in the heart of the little brother is really tall and heroic, and your temperament is extraordinary, I admire you very much......"
"You're a girl, I'm not a guy, what I like is a woman, you don't come to this set of ......" Qiu Yu said busily, for fear that the other party would make a disgusting move.
"Engage in ......" Chu Changfeng was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Brother-in-law, you misunderstood, I am not gay, like you, I also like women, in fact, I have a request for you, brother-in-law." ”
If you don't do it, then it's fine. Qiu Yu's tense nerves relaxed, and said, "Say, what's the matter." ”
"This ......" Chu Changfeng asked a little embarrassed: "Brother-in-law, I admire your excellent medical skills, so I want to ask, can you cure the man's disease?"
Qiu Yu immediately understood, and the other party had an unspeakable secret, so he asked, "What, it's not good?"
Chu Changfeng's face turned red, like a monkey's buttocks, after all, as a man, he was questioned about his ability in a certain aspect and couldn't get off the stage, he blushed and said: "No, it's still easy to do, but the time to do things is very short......"
"How short is it?" asked Qiu Yu curiously.
Chu Changfeng said with shame on his face: "It's just three...... Three ......"
Seeing that this kid was embarrassed to squeak, Qiu Yu asked in wonder, "Is it three minutes, that time is indeed shorter." A sympathetic look flashed in his eyes, after all, if a man and a woman have only been in love for so long, it is difficult to experience real pleasure, just like a sports car, just speeding up, not yet galloping, turning off the engine, will it be cool?
To his surprise, Chu Changfeng made a mosquito-like voice to deny it, "No, it's three seconds...... That's already my limit. ”
Qiu Yu's eyes widened, isn't it, three seconds, what kind of concept is that, it is clearly the time to check the three numbers, "one, two, three......" is over, this is too fast, like a rabbit, or the limit of the other party...... Although he wanted to laugh in his heart, he could barely hold back, after all, it involves the dignity of a man, and he asked, "Then what do you mean by looking for me?"
Chu Changfeng couldn't care less about being ashamed, and hurriedly said: "I'm also a disease, and I'm embarrassed to go to the hospital, so I can only buy some aphrodisiacs to eat secretly, and sprays or something, but it doesn't work, since the first time I was fifteen years old, until now, it hasn't taken more than three seconds, brother-in-law, I want you to help me cure this disease." ”
"Oh, I see, I've treated others with similar conditions before......"
Chu Changfeng was overjoyed, knelt down in front of the other party with a plop, and said excitedly: "Brother-in-law, I know that you have excellent medical skills and will definitely be able to cure my illness, please help me for my sister's sake, if you can help me extend the time to three minutes, I will be satisfied." ”
Khan, for this reason, also knelt down. Qiu Yu hurriedly said: "You hurry up, you don't need to be like this, since you are Yun Xuan's younger brother, of course I will help treat you, but as for the effect, I don't dare to guarantee the ticket." ”
Chu Changfeng said excitedly: "Okay, it's good if you can help me, I believe in your ability." ”
Qiu Yu nodded, "Then you get up and take off your pants......"
ps: Today's second update.