Chapter 168: A Very Dirty Story

Hearing her best friend Chi Guoguo's question, Qin Siyu's pretty face blushed for a while, and she said angrily: "Xixi, what are you talking nonsense?"

Ye Xixi smiled and said, "Hehe, Siyu, if I talk nonsense, what are you blushing?"

"How can I have!" As he spoke, Qin Siyu subconsciously touched his slightly hot cheek. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Just when Qin Siyu and Ye Xixi were chattering, Wang Hao knocked on the door and shouted, "Two beauties, do you want to have some breakfast?"

"Oh, good!" Qin Siyu replied casually.

After this toss, Ye Xixi also felt a little hungry, so he went to the living room with Qin Siyu.

"Wow, it smells so good!"

At this time, there were already five or six side dishes on the coffee table, all of which were full of color, flavor and taste, and they all made people have an appetite.

Seeing this scene, Ye Xixi and Qin Siyu couldn't help but widen their eyes and looked at Wang Hao in a daze.

"You did all this?"

Wang Hao looked at them in some surprise and asked, "I didn't do it, is it still you?"

Ye Xixi sniffed his nose vigorously, pulled Qin Siyu's arm, and said in a low voice: "Siyu, you have a good eye, the boyfriend you are looking for is not only handsome, but also can cook a good meal!"

Hearing Ye Xixi's words, Qin Siyu's pretty face blushed again, and she secretly glanced at Wang Hao from the corner of her eye.

Wang Hao's gaze also happened to look over.

She hurriedly avoided Wang Hao's gaze, and her heart was flustered, as if there was a deer bumping into it.

Ye Xixi is a standard female paper, and since it was a misunderstanding, she didn't take it to heart.

Wang Hao was originally a faceless and skinless master, with a casual face, and no consciousness of doing anything wrong.

The two parties were fine, but Qin Siyu felt a little unnatural. Thinking of his body, he was looked at by a person of the opposite sex, and his pretty face couldn't help but blush.

Ye Xixi took two bites of food, gave Wang Hao a thumbs up, and praised him: "Your dish of shredded vegetables and meat is well cooked, it's much better than Siyu's Nizi!"

Qin Siyu saw that her best friend was belittling herself, so she glanced at her and said, "Since the food I cook is not delicious, then you will cook it in the future!"

Ye Xixi smiled at Wang Hao and said, "Handsome guy, why don't you move here too, and be responsible for cooking food for our two beauties." If the food satisfies us, there's a reward!"

Qin Siyu glared at Ye Xixi, and said in a low voice: "Xixi, what are you talking nonsense!"

Ye Xixi put a piece of shredded meat in her mouth and chewed it slowly, and suddenly, as if she thought of something, she shook her head and said to herself: "No, no, if he moves in, you two show affection every day, and you must not torture my single dog!"

Qin Siyu's face was so hot with shame that she immediately found an excuse and went back to the room.

Ye Xixi glanced at Qin Siyu's back, smiled mysteriously at Wang Hao, and asked gossipily: "Tell me honestly, how did you take down my Siyu, did you roll the sheets, where did you roll them, how many times a night?"

"Ahem, ahem......" Hearing Ye Xixi's question, Wang Hao, who was pulling rice into his mouth, choked directly.

Damn, that's a straightforward question, right?

Ye Xixi said seriously: "Handsome guy, I'll tell you." The next time you do sports with Siyu, you must pay attention to the noise and don't disturb the people. ”

"In addition, a friendly reminder: pay attention to the frequency, there is no ploughed land, only tired cattle. Also, pay attention to your movements and postures. It is necessary to put on work clothes for the "little friend", do not run the red light, and avoid injury ......"

"Poof......

Hearing Ye Xixi say a lot, Wang Hao finally couldn't hold back, and squirted out a mouthful of rice.

This is so exciting, isn't it? I can't hold it at all!

Qin Siyu heard the movement in the living room, walked out of the room, and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Wang Hao waved his hand and said, "It's okay, she told me a joke!"

Qin Siyu blinked his eyes and asked, "What kind of joke is so funny, tell me about it?"

Wang Hao wiped his mouth and responded, "Eh, it's a little dirty, are you sure you want to listen?"

Qin Siyu glanced at Wang Hao, then at his girlfriend, nodded, and responded, "Then skip the dirty!"

Wang Hao thought for a moment and said casually: "Once upon a time, there was a couple who skipped, skipped, skipped...... Alright, it's over!"

Qin Siyu's eyes widened, and his face was stunned: "Eh...... Finished?"

Ye Xixi didn't expect Wang Hao to be so humorous, and he also laughed and trembled.

Wang Hao felt that this joke was too perfunctory, so he said with a smile: "I'll tell you a story that is not dirty!"

Qin Siyu stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes, and asked with anticipation, "Okay, what is the story?"

Wang Hao cleared his throat and said, "When I was in junior high school, there were two classmates in the class who were in early love. Fearing being discovered, they agreed in advance: meet in the classroom on Monday, in the playground on Tuesday, in the grove on Wednesday, at the rockery on Thursday, in the cafeteria on Friday, and ...... on Saturday."

Qin Siyu's eyes widened, and he asked curiously, "Where did they meet on Saturday?"

Wang Hao smiled slightly and responded: "On Saturday, they successfully got a concussion!"

Ye Xixi laughed on the spot: "Poof, concussion? haha, it's so funny." No, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

Qin Siyu's reflex arc was slightly longer, he was stunned for a moment, and he also covered his mouth and "giggled" and laughed.

At this moment, Wang Hao's mobile phone rang suddenly.

Caller ID: Qin Fei!

On the phone, Qin Fei said proudly as if inviting merit: "Brother Hao, it's negotiated, four million." But that kid has one condition, he has to see the money in the next two days, and he wants cash!"

Wang Hao nodded and responded, "Okay, I'll go to the bank to withdraw money now." You let that kid get everything ready and sign the contract on the spot!"

"Okay, Brother Hao!"

After hanging up the phone, Wang Hao smiled apologetically at Ye Xixi and Qin Siyu, and said, "Siyu, I'm in a bit of a hurry, if you have anything, remember to call me!"

"Oh, okay, I'll give you!"

Qin Siyu nodded and sent Wang Hao out of the community.

After separating from Qin Siyu, Wang Hao stopped a taxi at the gate of the community and went straight to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China.

Wang Hao got out of the car and came to the counter window.

The sister paper at the counter window glanced at Wang Hao, who was wearing clothes from the stall and was still unkempt, frowned slightly, and asked, "Sir, what business do you handle?"

"Take the money!" As he spoke, Wang Hao handed over the card.

However, the counter sister paper did not reach out to pick up the bank card handed over by Wang Hao, but smiled politely and said, "Sir, for small withdrawals, please turn left at the door and withdraw it from the ATM!"

Hearing the other party's words, Wang Hao's eyes widened and he looked at the other party in some surprise.

Small withdrawals?, now four million, is it a small withdrawal?

(To be continued.) )