Chapter 170: Superhero gets slapped in the face in seconds
[Special note from the group owner: The seventh batch of members will enter the chat group within 1 hour, and the members of this group are "One Punch Man" Saitama, "My Hero Academia" Midoriya Izuku, and "Thunder Shazam" Billy. 】
In the gloomy hall of the Soul Palace, Long Ying sat in the position of the Lord of the Nine Heavens Venerable Hall, and Gaudí was pillowing her thighs and enjoying her help in beating her ears, and suddenly saw this prompt in front of her eyes.
"I'm lost, how are the recent group members getting more and more perverted!!"
This time it seems to be a hero series, whether it's One Punch Man, or Hero Academia, or the latest Thunder Shazam, it's a hero theme.
And Shazam seems to be the only guy in the DC series who can go head-to-head with Superman, well, maybe not, maybe can't.
No matter what, anyway, it's not the first time that DC and Marvel have slapped themselves in the face.
Billy is Shazam's shapeshifter, so why isn't it Grandpa Batman!
Is it because Grandpa Batman's personality doesn't match the first two people? It's also Oh, Grandpa Batman's character who has to beat up and arrest all criminals, and the whole thing is orderly and evil, and even Superman can't stand it, which really doesn't match Saitama's interest.
Billy is also a 14-year-old comic, really a comic, Gaudí wonders if he is DC's complaining role like The Flash.
It's the little angel who has a full sense of justice, but his strength is much weaker than those two.
"Well, Saitama's words are okay, there is no desire, a hot pot can be passed, Billy is also a tease, relying on spoilers can make him doubt life, and the words of the little angel of Midorihisa, he is still a child. ”
Gaudí quickly parsed the new members, and none of these three were bad guys.
It's better to come to Billy, if it's grandpa, hehe, no, with grandpa's personality, I don't know how to use the group members.
Superman can't do it either, Superman is too busy to even have time for a date, and he definitely doesn't have time for a water group.
"Shangxian, are you comfortable?"
"Well, it's comfortable. ”
After Gaudi was sure that there was no danger to these three people, he was relieved, if there were group members like Long You and Bai Xiaofei again, he would not be able to bear it.
[Special reminder for group owners: Open the group member invitation function, and only one member can be invited a year.] 】
[The group owner invites members to kick and leave the chat group at will.] 】
"But Long Ying, can you not be so angry, always an immortal, an immortal, you are different from Qilin, he is an outsider, and you are mine... Taoist couple. ”
Hearing the word Daoist, Long Ying's heartbeat accelerated a little.
Obviously, it was like that that night, why are you still so shy.
In fact, Gaudí is also quite shy, Bi Xiao once said, 'It is impossible to eradicate people's seven emotions and six desires, otherwise there would not be so many sectarians in the war of the gods, just do as you like, and the interception of religion does not limit this.' ’
Long Ying is very good, beautiful, in good shape, obedient, such a girl could not be found with a lantern in her previous life, so Gaudí didn't ask for anything, but he had to find time to complete another thing.
There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great.
The child has to have one, maybe two, three is better.
Don't have the feeling that Gaudí used Long Sakura as a fertility tool, if he didn't have feelings for Long Sakura, he wouldn't have a relationship with Long Sakura, and he wouldn't force Long Sakura, but he believed that Long Sakura would definitely be happy to add a member to his family.
One person is just a person, but two people, three people, that's home.
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Billy is an ordinary American boy, so ordinary that he may not be seen in the crowd, a 14-year-old boy who is not tall, not short, not ugly or handsome.
But today, he suddenly felt that he was not ordinary.
On the subway train, there were only a few people around, and an illusory interface jumped out in front of Billy, and this kind of system interface full of sci-fi style suddenly made him understand one thing.
His life is not ordinary.
Billy: "HELO, IS THERE ANYONE?"
GAYNE: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HELO?"
Hermione: "That's what you mean, it's strange that the chat group doesn't have a translator." ”
Lulutia: "He's missing an L." ”
Saitama: "What is this? Myriad Chat Group, some kind of new sales tool? I don't buy newspapers. ”
Izuku Midoritani: "......"
"The new members look at the group rules first, and then, @比利, can you change your name?" Billy is not easy to remember, it is better to call Shazam. ”
Billy chuckled.
Billy: "Why?"
"Because you're going to be a superhero right away, Shazam." ”
Billy: "Hehe, can I laugh? Superhero, do I have superpowers or money powers, or am I the alien offspring of some dead ball." ”
Liang Bing: "Group leader, this kid doesn't believe it." ”
Thanos: "I always feel that this sentence of the alien descendants of the dead ball is a bit harsh. ”
"It's normal that you don't believe, but soon you will meet the person who changed your life while riding the subway, when the surroundings are empty, the frost covers the glass, the mysterious characters flash on the tip board, don't panic when the subway stops, because behind the subway door, there are characters who can change your future." ”
Billy wanted to laugh, but suddenly he realized that the subway was suddenly empty.
The subway is still moving, but the signboard that originally reminded the station is frantically flashing with strange characters, and the windows of the subway are gradually covered with heavy frost.
It's like the Dementors from Harry Potter.
With a final click, the subway stopped, and the subway door slowly opened, revealing a slightly dark cavern behind it.
It's not a good place at first glance!!!
Billy blinked wide, sat in his seat and held his bag motionless, then quickly typed out a line of characters in the chat group.
Shazam: "Group leader, what will happen to me next, you continue. ”
Wang Lu: "It's so quick to change your name. ”
Liang Bing: "I guess I was slapped in the face." ”
Billy's face is swollen, okay.
Nima, all hit!!
God is a master: "Go in, you will do whatever the other party says, and then you will have the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, the endurance of Atlas, the divine power of Zeus, the courage of Achilles, and the speed of Mercury." ”
Arthur: "These six are all gods, and the six gods are all in one, so is he still a human?!"
Gagnie: "The new members have been getting better and better. ”
Zhang Wuji: "I went to practice martial arts." ”
Cheng Zhengzhong: "I'm so stressed right now that I don't want to be in the water. ”
Qiao Feng: "Who said it wasn't." ”
God is a master: "Of course he is not human, he will become a superhero, the thunder Shazam who wields the power of thunder and lightning." ”
When they saw the word hero, some people couldn't sit still and began to bubble.
Izuku Midoriya: "Hero!"
Saitama: "Ah, is he a hero too?"