Chapter 667: Naughty Little Things (1/4)
"Duckling, your dad is here!"
Zhang Feng shouted, and the little ones climbed ashore with their bare buttocks, holding their clothes and running away, for fear of being discovered by the adults.
"Your Excellency is here, run!"
"Hee-hee, hurry, hurry"
"Oh, are you waiting for me?" the little duck shouted anxiously as he pulled on the belt of his trousers, and saw that everyone had run a long way.
Seeing the panicked appearance of the little guys, Zhang Feng couldn't help laughing, these little kids are really funny.
However, you still have to pay attention to safety when you go down to the river to bathe.
Although the water in the Tabang River is shallow, most of the villagers do not allow their children to swim in the river, and there are many cases of students drowning every summer.
Let's just say that this year, since the beginning of the summer vacation, there have been dozens of people who drowned because of swimming in the river, and many of them are prospective college students who have been admitted to key universities.
Therefore, during the summer vacation, parents should pay special attention to the safety of their children, especially when bathing, they must be accompanied by adults, and try not to swim in places with few people in the wild, otherwise there will be an accident.
The little ones ran and ran, and finally found out that it was Zhang Feng who was making a mistake.
"Oops, it's a madman!"
"Brother Crazy is so bad, he lied to us again!"
When the little guy saw Zhang Feng, he was immediately very dissatisfied, and said angrily.
"Brother Crazy, why are you?" asked the little duck with his small mouth cocked to Zhang Feng.
"Hehe, who am I not?" Zhang Feng smiled, and then continued to tell the little ones: "You must pay attention to safety in the bath, don't go to a deep place where the water is deep, do you know?"
"Oops, we got it!"
"That's it, why are adults so verbose!"
The little ones nodded impatiently, these days, they have heard the adults say it many, many times!
"Ouch, do you still think I'm verbose?" Zhang Feng thought to himself, is this worth it?
So he used his peerless magic power - 360 degree FM, grabbed the little guy's ears and pulled it wildly.
"Ahh
The little children in the village are real, and being taught that it is commonplace, the little guy looks miserable, but as soon as Zhang Feng let go, he immediately ran away, and then grimaced at Zhang Feng.
Then he glared at his friends fiercely, probably blaming them for being so unrighteous just now, and actually laughing at themselves.
"Don't go to deep water, a lot of people have drowned this year!"
"Got it, madman!"
The little one replied in unison.
When Zhang Feng left, the group of leather monkeys reverted to their old ways, stripped naked, wore their carcasses, and jumped into the cool river with cheers.
Afterwards, the little ones had a water fight in the river, and you came and went, having a lot of fun, and the adults just smiled and shook their heads when they saw it.
If they weren't allowed to play in the water, the children would have sneaked out of the village to swim, and even worse if there were few locals and there was danger.
This section of the river is very shallow, and it is at the entrance of the village, next to the big banyan tree and the small square, and almost all the adults in the village are here to enjoy the shade, so even if the children have any accidents, they can immediately carry out rescue, so the adults only turn a blind eye when they see it.
As a result, it has become a playground for children to play in the water in the summer, and every day at noon, when the weather is hot, a few children here are bound to swim or have water fights.
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At noon in summer, the weather is extremely hot and dry, but the big banyan tree at the entrance of the village is surprisingly cool, there is not only a big banyan tree that covers the sky and the sun, but also a cool wind, because it is just in the wind outlet, a cool breeze hits, indescribably cool, so the big banyan tree has become a summer paradise for the villagers.
"Xiao Feng went into the city?"
"Yes, send some food to Zhang Yue's girl!"
Walking to the small square, at this time, almost all the villagers sat under the big banyan tree to enjoy the shade, and when they saw Zhang Feng coming back, they all smiled and greeted him.
"General!" At this moment, the chess in the second master's hand slapped heavily on the chessboard, and his face was full of smug smiles.
"Stealing chickens! Zhang Lao Er, you are so shameless!" "The running mountain master was angry for a while, and roared at the second master with a flushed face.
"Hehe, how shameless am I, look at my teeth!" the second uncle showed a mouthful of front teeth disappreciatively, and said with a smile.
"No, no, it was Xiao Feng who disrupted my train of thought just now!"
"Why don't you count, run the mountain, don't deceive people too much!"
So the two old men quarreled again.
When Zhang Feng heard the conversation between the two old men, he immediately cried and laughed, thinking that I was just passing by, but I didn't expect that the running mountain master would throw the pot on his back.
I can't afford to provoke it, can't I still hide? Thirty-six plans are the best plan!
So, Zhang Feng hurriedly slipped away, and it was easy to be injured by two old men here.
The other villagers also looked at Zhang Feng and smiled, everyone is used to the routines of these two old men, and every time they win, they are high-profile, for fear that the people who eat melons will not know that they have won.
And those who lose will always find all kinds of reasons to rely on and not admit defeat.
Therefore, almost all the villagers under the big banyan tree have carried the pot, and some have become the professional back-bearers of the two old men.
And then on the green avenue in the village
Facing the breeze and smelling the faint fragrance of plants and trees in the air, Zhang Feng slowly walked towards home.
Suddenly!
Two big black dogs appeared on the road, chasing me on the road, and they were covered with mud and dirty like mud monkeys.
Zhang Feng fixed his eyes and looked at it, aren't these his two Wang Xingren?
These two little things, while they were not early, and no one at home was in charge, they secretly ran out to spread wild.
"Wang...... Woo ......"
At this moment, the two big blacks first spotted Zhang Feng, and their eyes were stunned!
Xiao Hei also found that something was wrong, and fled quickly with his tail between his legs, running and lowering his head at the same time, as if he didn't want Zhang Feng to see it, he really had a feeling of covering his ears and stealing the bell.
Zhang Feng sneered, thinking to himself that you run, the monk can't run away from the temple, unless you don't go home, it's almost the same!
So Zhang Feng strode towards the door of his house.
At this time, the mother was lying on the rattan chair and dozing off, and the two little things were obediently lying at the mother's feet, one on the left and one on the right, like two Dharma protectors, squinting slightly, pretending to be asleep, but Zhang Feng could find that the two little guys were secretly doing a lot of themselves.
I thought these two Wang Xingren could have any new tricks! I didn't expect to pretend to be stupid and pretend to be a good baby.