Tian Heyang knew that Pei Ye had an amazing amount of food, but he didn't expect that the junior brother would have no appetite tonight, and the table full of delicacies from the mountains and seas moved two chopsticks.

Even though Pei Ye's expression didn't change significantly, she could feel that her interest was not high.

Tian Heyang, who was sitting next to him, was also affected.

He sent a message to his eldest brother by looking down at his phone, asking him to call him.

This is the old way for the brothers to cope with the blind date at home. The eldest brother was arranged to go on a blind date as soon as he came home a few years ago, and he couldn't talk to the woman together, so the eldest brother sent him a text message and asked Tian Heyang to call, so that he could make an excuse to leave, and he tried and tried repeatedly.

[Big brother, call quickly, this dinner is about to suffocate me. 】

Tian Hezhou, who was working overtime for a meeting: "......"

The stinky brother still dislikes the dull and unappetizing meal?

My brother was so busy that he didn't even take two bites for lunch and dinner......

“...... That's all for the meeting, and we'll add any details later, and adjourn the meeting. ”

Tian Hezhou announced the dismissal of the meeting with an indifferent face of a domineering president, and the employees also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

This meeting is over.

Packed up the folders, left the conference room in twos and threes, and talked in a low voice about whether to go to the cafeteria to eat or order takeout, and a few of them were more scheming, talking about the follow-up work arrangements in a low voice but a volume that could be heard by the big boss, but the big boss's mind was not on them.

He went to a quiet corner and dialed his brother's phone.

The brothers tacitly began to talk to each other.

Tian Hezhou complained about his younger brother.

"You don't look at what time it is, I was still in a meeting just now......"

Tian Heyang's voice was embarrassed.

"Brother, I'm having dinner with someone, the first day of filming went well, how was the reaction on the Internet?"

Thinking of his younger brother's performance in front of the camera during the day, Tian Hezhou had the urge to have a heart attack again.

"You still have the face to say how you behaved during the day, how iron your head is, and you dare to say any nonsense......"

"Hahaha, is it, the response is good......" Tian Heyang smiled shyly, I don't know what was said on the other end of the phone, the smile on his face was slightly restricted, and he said embarrassedly, "Oh oh oh...... You said Senior Brother Xiaocang, he's right next to me, ah, shoot ...... tomorrow"

Tian Heyang's voice lowered, and he quietly listened to the instructions on the other end of the phone.

Tian Hezhou suppressed his voice and roared at his younger brother Evil Dragon.

“...... I warn you, if you talk nonsense about me tomorrow, and if you dare to go home, I will dare to seal your mouth with a needle. Do you know that your 'big truth' almost affected the company's stock? Fortunately, the public relations are fast, and let the water army bring the rhythm to give you an upright and maverick rich second-generation person...... Black-box operation through the back door is the capital base of the entertainment industry, but which one of the benefits will be arrogant and talk nonsense everywhere?"

Tian Heyang made a hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-mmmm

"Okay, okay, I know, I know, I'll tell my junior brother, big brother, please rest assured. ”

After that, he hung up the phone.

Tian Hezhou on the other end of the phone looked at the mobile phone that was hung up, and couldn't help but scold "grass (Chinese and Japanese bilingual)".

Tian Heyang got up and picked up his things, and smiled at everyone present: "I'm sorry, I have something to do with Senior Brother Xiaocang to leave first, it seems that the program team has a special arrangement, let us go over to discuss." You eat first, I'll invite you to this meal. ”

Pei Ye, who had amazing ears and clearly heard what the brothers were talking about: "......"

This Tian Heyang is also a drama with superb acting skills, and lying is called a face that does not change.

Under the cover of lame excuses, the two left the eerie dinner table.

"Junior brother, am I witty?"

Sitting in the car, Pei Ye praised him while fastening his seat belt.

"It's quite witty, I thought you would leave me. ”

"What do we have to do with it, how could I leave my junior brother?" Tian Heyang smiled proudly, "I'll send you back?"

"Well, go to the XX Hotel near C University. ”

"The junior hasn't moved back to the dormitory yet?"

"I don't plan to move back in the near future, the exposure rate is too high, and moving back will cause unnecessary trouble. ”

"The junior's worries are not unreasonable. ”

Seeing that Pei Ye didn't want to talk about it in depth, Tian Heyang thoughtfully bypassed the topic and concentrated on driving.

Until—

"Damn, what's that?"

According to Pei Ye's meaning, he stopped more than 100 meters away from the XX Hotel, and was just about to open the door, when a shadow fluttered in the sky, which scared his heart to a beat.

When I looked closely, it turned out to be a parrot with colorful feathers.

The colorful parrot raises its paws and pats the car window.

For some reason, Tian Heyang actually saw the word serious on this bird's face.

He remembered afterwards that his younger brother had raised a colorful parrot that had become a fine spirit.

Is it the same one?

Tian Heyang lowered the car window, and the colorful parrot fluttered its wings and flew in, standing on his steering wheel, singing "Negative Man" to Pei Ye in a mournful voice. What is "for the sake of being handsome, regardless of the delicate children in the family", what is "my life is hard, I will remarry three times in two years"......

sang so much that Tian Heyang was dumbfounded.

"This bird, there's nothing wrong with it, right?"

Pei Ye said lightly: "There's nothing wrong with it, it's just a lot of drama." ”

Ignoring the two days of not being satisfied with the existing tracks, the parrot essence who began to create an original creation, unfastened the seat belt and drove the door.

Tian Heyang: "......"

It's full of drama, it's a pity not to mix in the entertainment industry.

Seeing that the favorite owner was leaving, the colorful parrot spirit fluttered its wings and followed closely, and its mouth was still noisy.

"Don't you like it? Don't you like it? Don't you like it?"

It's obviously an original track created based on the owner, so why don't you like it?

Pei Ye calmly gave the colorful parrot an ultimatum.

"You beep again, I'll eat parrots for dinner at night. ”

When the colorful parrot spirit heard this, she didn't know what to make up in her brain, and her voice changed from a clear boy voice to a charming royal sister voice.

"If Lang Jun asks for it, the concubine should not be. I just want the beautiful scenery to live up to it, and all the styles are dedicated to you~~~"

Pei Ye: "......"

Tian Heyang, who was about to raise the window and leave: "......"

Poof, I almost choked on my own saliva.

This parrot TM is poisonous, so don't come to harm the entertainment industry.

The colorful parrot doesn't feel that it is poisonous, on the contrary, this thing knows very well what it is doing, smart and alert like it, and knows that Pei Ye has no killing intent towards himself - covering his face, the hard-mouthed and soft-hearted owner is too cute (*?? ▽?? *) up.

didn't come back for a day, Pei Ye found that there was something more in the hotel room.

A brand-new thousand-dollar smartphone was placed on the tea table.

"Whose is this?"

The colorful parrot fluttered its wings and flew from Pei Ye's shoulder to the tea table.

"My!my!my!"

"I didn't give you any money, where did you get this phone?"

Could it be that it was stolen from a mobile phone store in some corner?

It's not impossible.

Except for people, other beings have no concept of spending money to buy things.

The things are left there, and whoever takes them is theirs.

Colorful parrots are most likely the same logic.

"I bought! I bought! I bought!"

It holds its head high with great pride and expects its owner to praise it.

However, the owner was stingy, so he took the electric kettle to pick up the water, plugged it in, and didn't look at it during the whole process.

"You bought it with money, and where did you get your money?"

The colorful parrot's answer was unexpected.

This thousand-yuan mobile phone was indeed bought with money, and it was sold for art.

"You earned it by selling your art?"

The colorful parrot nodded like pounded garlic.

Pei Ye went out to shoot today, it was a little bored to stay in the room, leaning against the window, and suddenly noticed that the humans downstairs had a square box, and his own master also had such a square box. The colorful parrot fell into deep doubt-

Whether it is a human being or an owner, why do they all like the square box without leaving their hands?

What's so good about this kind of thing, is it even better than it?

Colorful parrots are curious about mobile phones.

I flew around the corner and flew to a mobile phone store in the middle of nowhere.

Instead of robbing it, it told the owner of the store that it wanted a mobile phone.

There was no business for most of the day, and the shopkeeper who was wandering around the world with his cheeks on his cheeks: "???"

it, the parrot is fine!

Seeing that the parrot bite the words so clearly, the shopkeeper felt quite strange, I don't know if it was a lack of heart or something, but he actually chatted with the parrot with a big heart.

Mobile phones can't be given, and colorful parrots have to be exchanged for money.

"Money, money?"

"No, no, it's this. ”

As he spoke, he took out the red hundred-dollar bill that he had put in his pocket and hadn't spent it for more than a month, and teased the parrot to play.

"See? At least ten of these are needed before you can get a cheap 1,000-yuan phone. ”

The colorful parrot is ignorant.

How do you get human money?

As a smart parrot who often watches news broadcasts, opera channels, and various romance TV series, he quickly thought of a way.

In the logic of the colorful parrot, everything on TV is real and can be referred to.

It remembers that the TV series often had scenes of dirty humans lying on the side of the road and asking other humans for money, indicating that it could also make money.

But it has a habit of cleanliness, loves cleanliness, and is reluctant to get its feathers dirty.

I was distressed for a long time, and I thought of TV series and human beings who made money from street performances.

Performing arts, it can too!

So, the colorful parrot took a cap that Pei Ye bought not long ago and went to the street of the snack street near the university town.

Put down your hat and learn the lines of the TV series and shout.

[Folks, take a look, take a look-]

Students at the Snack Street: "???"

What the hell???

A colorful parrot for the show???

Some students who like to brush Weibo recognize the colorful parrot at a glance as the parrot essence that appeared in the program "The Scenery is Good Here".

"Damn, is it really that parrot spirit that can only turn into a human?"

I actually came to the snack street to perform my ???

Most of the students did not believe that parrots could become humans, but parrot selling was a rare thing, so they stopped and watched.

After a while, there were three layers inside and three layers outside, densely packed with black heads.

Seeing so many people supporting herself, the colorful parrot is like adrenaline.

Sing your favorite tracks in the best condition.

One song after another, the students also cheered and donated generously.

As a result, the colorful parrot looked at the green and black money and fell into deep thought.

Why is it different from the red color given by the mobile phone store owner?

The upright parrot asks the nearest student.

Why not give it red paper?

Is green more expensive than red?

The student blushed.

"No, red is expensive, the red you said is a hundred, and this kind of green needs a hundred sheets to equal one red. ”

Seeing that the colorful parrot was deep in thought, the student wanted to explain that it was all cash payment now, and he hadn't used paper money for a long time, so he had a one-dollar bill next to him, and he would definitely give a red one next time...... At this time, the colorful parrot sighed and sighed that the square box was so expensive.

The small square box actually costs ten red sheets and a thousand green sheets......

It's not easy for human beings, they can't fly when they're ugly, and life is still so difficult......

After a long time, the big guy realized that the colorful parrot was trying to make money to buy a mobile phone.

There are students joking right now.

"If you become a person, if you become a person, I will give you a red one. ”

When the colorful parrot heard that this request was simple, it transformed itself into a familiar colorful boy.

It's like a handsome boy who came out of a comic.

A group of onlookers exclaimed.

The Rainbow Parrot earns the first red card of the bird's life.

After that, it's time for the students to order songs or take pictures, and the colorful parrot's imitation power is terrifying, but any song it has listened to, even if it is Chinese foreign language pop rock...... It can be imitated vividly, and the sound is the same as the original song......

The students were hooked, the circle of friends spread to hundreds, and the classmates who heard the news also came to join in the fun.

After coming and going, thousands of people gathered, and finally the police comrades were recruited, which scared the parrot flower to the point of loss. Despite the twists and turns in the process, the colorful parrot still went to the mobile phone store in the corner under the leadership of the policeman's uncle and bought the thousand-yuan smart phone he wanted.

Someone suggested that the colorful parrot should go back to the street next time, and now it is popular to broadcast live online.

The colorful parrot tilted its head in confusion: "Live broadcast?

The operation is as fierce as a tiger.

Relying on its super learning ability, Colorful Parrot downloaded the live broadcast platform, registered an account, and entertained himself.

Pei Ye glanced at it and found that there were tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room.

The comment area is full of discussions about whether the colorful parrot is a special effect or a real bird, and many people brush gifts.

"Awesome, right? Awesome, right?"

The colorful parrot is like a child who has achieved excellent results, and he wants to invite his parents to appreciate it.

Pei Ye didn't give it a cold face this time, but his eyebrows softened, and his fingertips slid lightly over the feathers on the top of its head.

"Well, that's amazing. "The colorful parrot probably doesn't know what it means to transform into a spiritual intelligence, but it instinctively adapts to this strange world full of human beings, and Pei Ye likes this little guy a little, "Keep it up." ”

She gave two small paper figures to the colorful parrot.

The little paper man will help him hold up the phone, so that the camera does not take pictures of things that should not be taken.

Inspired colorful parrots bouncing in front of the camera, singing newly learned pop songs, the scene was very joyful.

Pei Ye couldn't help but let out a low chuckle.

As the owner of the colorful parrot, it is natural to show some support for the career of his little one.

So, on the third day of the warm-up live broadcast of the "Scenery is Good Here" program, Pei Ye deliberately let the picture of the live broadcast of the colorful parrot's mobile phone enter the camera, and used the popularity of the variety show to attract traffic to the colorful parrot. One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the expressions of the majority of netizens were particularly exciting.

In just a few hours, the attention of the colorful parrot on the live broadcast platform exceeded one million.

Netizens who witnessed the process at the forefront were dumbfounded.

Ma Ma, a colorful parrot can sing, dance, rap and has millions of fans......

Proper bird winners.

On the other hand, look at yourself -

I suspect that I am a QAQ who makes up the numbers in the next world, and I am not even as good as a bird.

"What a lucky little guy......"

Jin Bomao looked at the news push, his already soft eyebrows were dyed with a slight smile and imperceptible envy.

There is good and evil in everything in the world, there is no pure good or pure evil, and this is especially true of human beings.

This kind of person was born to meet kind people and adapt to the world under their guidance......

What a blessing.

On the other hand, it seems to be a tragedy.

Kim Bo Mao was ignorant at a young age and had a sense of consciousness beyond ordinary puppies, he was very smart.

The owner of the Golden Retriever is a student who graduated from three universities.

Because he was raised to be squeamish, he couldn't do any work for a long time, either because he worked too long or because he was too tired at work, or the working environment made him feel uncomfortable.

The family introduced him to a blind date, and he was also hot for three minutes.

Later, there was a girl who wanted to chase her, but because she was shy in her pocket, she went to an informal kennel and bought a little golden retriever.

This golden retriever is Kim Bomao.

Of course, the girl didn't look down on his lack of progress, so he blew it, and the golden retriever puppy was not sent out.

The young golden retriever stayed at home and became a thorn in the side of his master.

If you don't have a good game or are in a bad mood, you will yell at the puppy, kick it away, and intimidate it into a dog meat hot pot.

But this did not last long.

Because this golden retriever puppy is so smart that it catches the attention of its owner.

He found that this golden retriever could clearly understand his every command, had a good memory, and could even help go out to buy drinks and groceries, and did not miss addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within a hundred. Looking at the golden retriever, and then looking at the live broadcast industry that he was interested in just now, he had an idea.

Other people's pets can make money by making videos, why can't he?

Obviously, the golden retriever is so smart, he can "debut" with a little training.

Look at other pet bloggers, relying on pets to earn millions of dollars a year, which is much cooler than work.

With the mentality of giving it a try, the owner began to search for various short video shooting and production skills, consciously taught the dog various skills, bought primary school teaching aids, trained the golden retriever to listen to the password, and let the puppy cooperate with the shooting of short videos, or funny or serious or funny, most of which imitate the content of other pet videos. After accumulating a certain number of fans, he began to follow his own style, and the short video based on the dog's daily life soon exploded on the platform, attracting millions of fans, and also allowing the owner to really make a lot of money, buying four or five second-tier houses a year.

One of the most common words of the owner is-

"Baby (Golden Retriever) is my family, and although we are not of the same race, I feel like it is like my brother. ”

The worst thing is that Kim Bomao actually believed his words.

After two or three years of such a life, the owner has become a well-known pet blogger, even if the same type of video appears, it has not shaken his position in the industry - because his dog's intelligence is not imitated by other dogs.

Of course, the owner was also afraid of his own dog.

It was so smart that it was as if there was a person living in the dog's body, and the family also said that the dog was evil, and the relatives instigated the killing of the dog.

But he didn't care.

What about the evil sect?

This dog has earned him more than 10 million in a few years, a real cash cow!

What penny would listen to the instigation of those red-eyed relatives to cut down their own cash cow?

But in the end, the balance was broken.

Kimbermao believed his master's words of "relatives and brothers", and he felt that there was a strange power in his body that was stirring, and he could not restrain it more and more. But it trusts nothing but its master, and it transforms in front of its master......

Recalling this, Jin Bomao squinted slightly.

mixed with people a lot, and he also learned to grow his mind.

Looking back now, the fear and disgust on his master's face were almost dripping.

But the owner still resisted the surging malice and chose to lie to stabilize the ignorant and simple golden retriever demon.

I bought a pack of pesticides behind my back and wanted it to die.

It's important to make money, but it's useless to spend money without a life!

It was also Kimber's life that should not be extinguished, and finally fled in a panic, turned into a dog and wandered in the streets and alleys of the city, and became a stray dog for half a year. It picks up leftovers in garbage cans, hides the disgusting beatings of humans without warning, and is homeless in the steel and concrete city.

It didn't dare to transform into a human form like its owner, and after half a year, it was only half of its original weight.

Later, it met several faintly similar but very weak creatures of the same kind.

A couple of little little ones, huddled in a shabby cardboard box in the corner on a rainy day.

I don't know who abandoned it here.

The Golden Retriever had been in the human world for a while, and was vaguely aware that these puppies had been abandoned because of their impure blood.

A few little guys, their eyes still open, curled up with each other to absorb each other's faint body temperature.

Life is so weak.

The Golden Retriever remembered a word for humans.

Candles in the wind.

It can be extinguished at any time.

This scene touched the wandering and confused golden retriever.

The Golden Retriever seems to have found the meaning of survival.

It licks the icy rain off several puppies, takes them to a dry and rainless place, and plucks up the courage to go to the back door of the restaurant to beg for food. Before the action, it carefully observed the expression and attitude of each shopkeeper, and specially picked the face to be kind and talkative.

Got food, got clean water, and went to the trash can to pick up human clothes that they wouldn't have noticed before.

The identity of a dog is too difficult to survive in human society.

A few days later, the blond sweater, dressed in rags and covered in a foul smell, appeared on the side of the road begging.

At that time, it was too thin and pitiful, which aroused the pity of passers-by, and really begged for money.

With start-up capital, Golden Retriever reminisced about his memories of his adoptive family, dressed himself up cleanly, and mustered up the courage to ask people where to find a job......

Life is getting better little by little, and I can earn thousands of dollars a month, and most of them buy medicine and dog food for a few puppies.

The ID card is the best to get, Jin Bomao was black and thin at that time, like a black household who was abducted and sold to dig coal in a black coal mine, and he was indeed a black household with no identity information recorded. Catching up with the policy, I finally re-applied for an ID card.

He named himself Kimbermao.

Jin Mao is a homonym for the golden retriever, and Bo is the eldest son.

He stayed in the film and television city to work as a group performer, the salary was not high, but there were no educational requirements, and he was in charge of food, and an unexpected opportunity came into the eyes of the director, so he tried to play an ancient cold hermit who only had a few minutes of scenes, and the character was an ancient cold hermit who was a sword fairy outside the world, and the first beautiful man in the world.

There is no need for acting skills, only for appearance.

If the appearance is not enough, it will be sprayed by the original party.

Unexpectedly, this became an opportunity for him to enter the entertainment industry.

Later, this character often made cameo appearances in the old style handsome guy editing video.

"Whew-"

The big dog lying on his lap looked at him with moist eyes.

A slow, peaceful whine came from his throat, as if to comfort the depressed big brother.

Kim Bo Mao smiled and rubbed his sister's long smooth hair.

"Don't worry, I'm not sad. ”

On the contrary, he was happy.

He likes the world, the people who like it, and he never feels how desperate and painful the past is.

Of course, there are people who have hurt him, but more people have pulled him intentionally or unintentionally.

The world is not black and white, and people are not either good or evil.

If it weren't for those who were kind enough to help him, he wouldn't be where he is today.

He has been in the entertainment industry for many years, and he has been repaying the kind people who have helped him all these years.

Looking up at the clock, it was time for online classes again.

"It's time for school!"

patted my sister's dog head, and my sister whined twice.

The smile on Jin Bomao's face froze slightly.

Immediately, he smiled like a flower and said: "No, I still have to take online classes." ”

If you want to live a stable life in human society, you must learn to integrate with them.

But the primary school does not admit dog students, so Kim Bomao bought online classes for his younger siblings.

They are not as smart as Kimbermao, nor are they as keen to learn as he is, and they are very reluctant to take online classes.

"It's not okay to be coquettish, there's nothing to talk about. ”

With a sweep of his hands, he carried a giant dog about the length of his body onto his shoulders.

Ignoring its pig-like wail, he was sent to the room for online classes.