Old man of Dushan!

It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that this old man is very mysterious and has very high martial arts.

He is not like those monks who like to stay in the mountains and forests, but like to settle in the city.

Although there is no him in the rivers and lakes, he has a lot of stories.

Say......

Soak in the Di Bar and the Ballroom every day.

Don't hide it with Lin, because this old bastard is lustful!

No, along the way, the two talked about stopping, and when they saw a poor girl on the side of the road, they immediately beckoned people to get in the car. It's a hooligan whistle!

Originally, the two little beauties were hitchhiking, but when they saw this old man, they were scared enough that they would not sit.

The old man was in a hurry, so he grabbed Zhang Hao's head and tore off his mask and sunglasses, "Little sisters, take a look...... Is a man with such a face a bad person?"

As soon as she said this, the two girls' eyes lit up, and they were so happy!

Hurriedly got in the car, chattered along the way, and asked Zhang Hao if he had a girlfriend?

Zhang Hao was very depressed, looking at the stinky old man, he kept staring at the thighs of other girls, and was furious, "Old man, if you use me like this to hook my sister again, I will invite you to go down." ”

"Alas, you boy, I'm here to create an opportunity for you, you said you have the face of a vixen, you don't have to be white. Anyway, there are two, let's have one for each person. ”

"Ahh

"It's not me who blows, I'll have no problem with twenty more!"

"Alas...... Why did Yeyang find a master like you? ”

"What's wrong? Lao Tzu taught him martial arts for free, and he didn't ask for a penny. That's right! When the time comes, let this kid find me seventeen or eighteen girls to accompany me, and calculate the teaching fee. “

After saying this, Zhang Hao glanced at him, "You old thing is not an evil sect, right? ”

"Hehe, I'm a cult, boy, you're called a cult. ”

As soon as he said this, Zhang Hao's heart jumped suddenly.

"The qi in your cultivation body is not your own, is it? However, according to rumors on the rivers and lakes, the outer periphery of Tianyu Palace is male, but the inner disciples only accept women. You are a man with the qi of Tianyu Palace, you kid picked other people's flowers, right?"

"Crunch!"

A piercing tire grinding sound sounded, Zhang Hao stopped the car suddenly, and the two poor girls behind him fell to the ground, only the old man did not move.

"Little brother, what's wrong?" the two of them who were dozing off looked puzzled.

Zhang Hao took out 200 yuan and gave it to them, asking them to stop a car, and said that he had something to deal with.

The two reluctantly left.

Turning his head and staring at the old man fiercely, Zhang Hao frowned and stopped talking.

"What's the drop? Are you going to kill people now?"

"Old man, how do you sense someone else's anger?"

"If I don't have any skills, can I still call Old Man Dushan?"

"So, do you want to kill demons and uphold justice now?"

"I'm old! I can't move. ”

Speaking of this, the old man said again, "This weapon is not good or bad, and the same is true for martial arts." There are only those who use him, and there are good people and bad people, boy! Although you have an evil skill, you are not bad. If it weren't for my apprenticeship, you'd be dead by now. ”

"That is, you don't kill me?"

"That depends on how many bad things you've done, Zhang Hao!"

"You know me?"

"Well, don't say, don't say......"

"Well, since you don't kill me, we're still friends. I see you know a lot, so you should have heard of Hehe Gong, can you tell me about this exercise?"

"Alas, it's just a matter of picking yin and supplementing yang. If it weren't for the son of that old bastard who improved this exercise, many women would have suffered. You don't know, this exercise, the old man wants to learn it in his dreams!"

"You're a pervert!"

"Boy, I'm just reminding you, remember to hide your anger. Otherwise, if someone knows about your exercises, you will either be killed by a decent family, or you will be robbed by others. ”

"This ...... I won't!"

"Simple, take a deep breath, and then transport it to your dantian, right, right...... That's it, hold hard, hold hard, okay! ”

"Poof~"

As a result, a loud fart sounded in the car.

The old man covered his nose and laughed.

Zhang Hao's face was red, "You fucking play with me!"

"Haha...... Practice slowly, how can you complete it overnight. ”

"Damn!"

Zhang Hao stretched out a middle finger, then drove the car and continued walking.

Along the way, no one spoke, and there was silence.

What about the old man?

I don't know where I got a shameless magazine, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at it somewhere.

Zhang Hao compared bitterly, compared to the so-called "Hehegong" is an evil skill, this old man of Dushan is even more evil, right?

"By the way, who is your double cultivation partner? Is it someone from Tianyu Palace? But how can I remember that the people from Tianyu Palace have all attained a perfect body?"

"No, my junior sister's name is Ji Ling. ”

"Ji Ling, oh, aren't you from Jijia Village?"

"Oh, you know?"

"I don't know, but I know their ancestor's name is Fang Tunnel. ”

"You know that, too?"

"Alas, what is so strange about this, at the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, many martial arts masters also helped for the world of the Han people. This general Fang Tunnel is not bad, he doesn't want to be an enemy of his compatriots, so he takes his men to live in seclusion. ”

"Old man, what the hell are you coming from?"

"Haha, this big dye vat in the rivers and lakes is messy. Young man, you are so decent, why do you want to get involved? I see that your living conditions are not bad, you have a car, a house, and a woman. ”

"I don't want to get involved, I just want to save my wife!"

"Hey, I don't understand, your double cultivation partner is your junior sister, but now you are going to save your wife, and you picked the woman flowers of Tianyu Palace again. Why is your private life so messy?"

"You have to take care of it!"

"Alas, the old man is envious. I went to practice martial arts at that time, but after I finished practicing, I found that I hadn't enjoyed life. You said that you, with a handsome face and this kind of wonderful martial arts, are simply God's favorites. Otherwise, I will pass on your martial arts to you, and you will give me your Hehe Gong?"

"Uncle, don't tease, that martial arts is very hard. I'm afraid your body won't be able to bear it!"

"Alas, uncle is willing to share the hardships for you!"

“……”

Zhang Hao is really going crazy by this stinky old man, how can Yeyang stand this kind of master?

The next moment, the old man was originally hippie and smiling.

But then, it became serious, "Boy, I warn you! Now that the relationship between men and women is open in this society, I don't care how you practice, whose flowers you pick, and I'm not so pedantic." However, if the girl is unwilling, you will use the strong one, and you will also use it specifically to cultivate this evil skill. You are my apprentice's friend, and the old man will also beat you to death! When the time comes, you will break the tendons of your hands and feet, and your martial arts will be abolished. ”

"I know, don't worry!

"Hey......

One moment he was serious, but the next moment the old man became a fool again, "How do you pick up girls, teach me?"

"Forget it, look in the mirror, at your age, you're okay with the old lady. ”

Along the way, everyone stopped and stopped, and soon got off the highway.

Then......

I've entered another world.

The road behind is too remote, the car can't drive in, everyone can only get off the car and ride a donkey!

Walking and walking, the old man also reminded Zhang Hao that it's okay to pick up girls! Don't bubble the women here.

Zhang Hao asked why?

The old man said, "Miao Jiang! Sao Nian, you don't understand such a simple truth?"

"What's wrong with Miao Jiang?"

"They will poison and raise Gu. Have you ever heard of a lover Gu? Miao Nu chooses a man in her life, and this lover Gu will come down to you, which will be of great benefit to you. But you have to betray them and be good with other women, this Gu will make your life worse than death. ”

"Uncle! You said it in such detail, I feel like you are a person with a story!" Zhang Hao originally said casually, but unexpectedly, the old man looked into the distance and felt sad.

Sure enough, when the old man was young, he was also a romantic person.

I guess I still have a relationship with Miao Nu.

"Cousin Ah is here to drink, Cousin Ah is here to drink, whether you like it or not, you have to drink. If you like Le, you have to drink it, if you don't like it, you have to drink it, whether you like it or not, you have to drink it!"

No, just talking about Miao girls, not far away, a group of little girls wearing Miao clothes, jumping up and down singing persuasion songs.

The old man beckoned, "It's getting dark at night, so we'll stay here tonight." ”

The next moment, there was a squinting look in front of him, staring at the Miao girls.