The distance from Huaxia to Chiang Mai is actually very close, about four hours by flight, and about five days by helicopter.

However, it is difficult for ordinary people to book a route, that is, the ghost king can contact the people over there and solve this matter lightly.

In the early morning of the fourth day, the two of them got off the helicopter in ordinary clothes, found a restaurant on the streets of Chiang Mai, and began to eat their own breakfast.

It's not the first time Li Tian has come to Thailand, and he knows a little bit about the customs here, such as religious beliefs, and Buddhism here is supreme.

In short, there are many etiquettes in Thailand, don't rush to talk to Thai people, maybe one of your actions or postures may make Thai people think that you are provoking, which may lead to detention.

Generally, if you travel to Thailand, it is best not to be alone, and it is best to go with a group or have acquaintances there.

(Lao Li's Jian yì)

But Li Tian didn t care about these at all, what are you kidding, so that he won't cross his hands on his chest when he sees others, and then barabala a lot of words.

"Two bowls of soup!"

Li Tian said in English, and there are many people in Thailand who use English.

The two of them sat there to eat, and soon the things were served, and both of them were hungry, so they ate quickly.

When they finished eating, the two of them didn't leave immediately, they asked for two cups of fruit milk, and sat there and drank it slowly.

In less than a minute, a woman came across the road, looking very good and not bad-looking.

"Ghost King, look at that beauty, how do you feel?"

Li Tian said to the ghost king, pointing at the woman as he spoke.

"Okay, eighty. ”

The perfect score is 100 points.

"You don't understand this, I'll explain it to you in detail. ”

After speaking, Li Tian began to explain his understanding in detail.

"Her legs were closed, but according to my visual inspection, the distance between her two knees converted into her figure and leg support plus the squeezing force of her legs, and the distance between her legs was five centimeters. Suppose this sister weighs 100 pounds, and the average adult man is 150 pounds. That is, there is a compressive stress of 50 catties per snap, and we assume that the average Asian man is 18 minutes per session......

Excluding foreplay and the time spent tired, it is about 10 minutes per session. Ten minutes have a buffer and a high C, and the international is generally 3:7. The average is 150 times per minute at high C, and 50 times at buffering. In other words, there are 800 reps in 10 minutes. That is to say, each snap has more than 800 times of 50 pounds of impact.

Remove the time of 800 times and divide the forces reasonably. That's 100 pounds of power every time. According to the human body structure, the differentiation of the human body structure during habitual impact force is greater than the average healing force of the human body every 21 hours by 1 centimeter, and the positive volume differentiation treatment results in a deviation of 0.1 centimeter per 550 pounds. That is, every 5 deviations of 0.01 cm. 5 cm is 1250 times. And it's a very strong JJ. According to the analysis of his body and overall appearance, it is tentatively set at 80 points. Girls with this score are usually 19 years old for the first time. How old are you now? That's about 22 years old. In other words, the previous girl has completed 1250 bangs in 3 years, an average of about once a day......"

The ghost king is completely ...... Dumbfounded.

Li Tian seemed to be a master, talking endlessly.

Li Tian saw the stunned expression of the ghost king, and said with a smile: "How is it? Dumbfounded, right? Sue you, this is not what my brother has seen the most, based on my years of experience, I guess that she should be sick or an infectious disease." ”

"Really?"

The Ghost King asked.

"yes, you're a doctor, don't you see?"

"I didn't see it, but I know you're done!"

The ghost king suddenly showed a mysterious expression, and Li Tian glanced at it and felt that something was wrong.

"What do you mean by that?"

"What do you mean, don't you know when you look back?"

Suddenly, Li Tian felt a murderous aura coming from behind him, and then, his back was suddenly pressed against a hard thing.

He slowly turned around and found that the woman he had just commented on was standing behind him, with an obviously angry expression on her face, and most importantly, a dagger in her hand was placed behind her back.

"The dignified Demon King, commenting on a little woman behind your back, doesn't seem to be right?"

The woman spoke in Huaxia, and when Li Tian heard it, he immediately glanced at the ghost king.

The ghost king seemed to know what Li Tian was going to ask, and said directly: "Janie, my representative in Thailand. ”

Your sister!

Why didn't you say it earlier? Why didn't you say it earlier?

The Ghost King's subordinates, can they be ordinary people? But what he said was still heard by others.

"Okay, you ghost king, there is a woman outside, aren't you afraid that I will go back and sue your daughter-in-law?"

Li Tianyi slapped the table and called directly.

What the?

The ghost king was confused by what Li Tian said again, how did you come to the conclusion that this is my woman outside?

"Lord Demon King, it's not right for you to do this, my master and I are very innocent, but I have a lot of information in my hand to prove that Lord Demon King stayed in the hotel with a girl for three days when he came to Thailand last time, right?"

The woman said calmly.

"Yes? You must be mistaken, I haven't been to Thailand. ”

"Isn't it you on this picture? Also, this one next to you should be the Buddha, right?"

The woman directly took out a photo, looking at the lewd smile on the photo, who else was not a monk!

Of course, there are also their own.

"I've been here before, I'm sorry, it's been too long, I've forgotten a little bit. It's also possible that I came when I was sleepwalking, and you may not know that I have always had a problem with sleepwalking, and I have had it since I was a child, and it has never been cured. ”

"That's really capable of sleepwalking for three days. ”

"This ...... Ahem...... Three days is a short time, and I once sleepwalked directly for a year. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up to find a child calling me dad, which almost scared me to death. ”

Regarding the ability to make up nonsense, Li Tian dares to say second, and no one dares to say first.

"Giggles, I see, but the Demon King just said something I don't like to hear, what do you say you want to do this time?"

The woman threw a wink at Li Tian and licked her rosy lips at the same time.

Could this woman be going to eat herself?

Li Tian immediately looked at the ghost king, and his eyes were clearly saying: "This time, you want to help your brother and me, although the woman is good, how can we have a deep brotherhood!"

At that moment, the ghost king felt that his skin pimple fell to the ground.