In the early morning of summer in Daxinganling, the sun is always very bright.

A bright light, from outside the small window of the cabin, slanted onto Alison's face.

In the haze, she vaguely felt a slight pain in her head.

Suddenly, the memory of being spied on by a "vicious" pervert last night and letting herself fall into the lake flooded into her mind again. She was so frightened that she bounced out of bed on her own.

As soon as I sat up, I realized that my head hurt.

At that moment, a small door in the room suddenly opened.

Behind the door stepped a fat and stout man, with a full beard and shoulders as thick as Alison's thighs, who looked like a template for a perverted murderer who came out of a Hollywood horror movie.

"Oh, God, don't come, don't come. Don't, no, no, don't hurt me. God, help!!" Alison cried out in horror, as if someone walking across the street would take out a chainsaw or scissors the next moment and tear her apart.

When she screamed like this, Peng Yichen, who came over with breakfast, was also startled.

He tried to reassure the other party, "Don't, don't scream." I spread you some egg soft cakes, delicious?

Oh, you don't like this, I'm so stupid, I should have asked if you liked it first.

I'll make you something else, I'll have a Russian leba here, I'll smear you with jam and fry you an egg.

This should be a lot like the toast you Star Banner people eat (not at all). Wait, I'll do it right away, don't get too excited. It's going to crack the wound on the head. ”

After saying that, he immediately turned around and walked into the small kitchen, gave the beautiful Chereba and fried eggs.

At the same time, Alison's classmates finally found the cabin.

But it is obvious that young people who are prejudiced against Chinese people have completely regarded Peng Yichen and Huang Bo as perverted murderers in the movie.

They separated a man and drove to the town to call the police.

The others hid in the bushes, watching Peng Yichen's "holiday villa" in the woods from afar, trying to rely on their own strength to rescue their female classmates.

Soon, Peng Yichen made another breakfast, and in order to behave better in front of his favorite beauties, he also deliberately put a bouquet of wildflowers on the dinner plate as a decoration.

When he put breakfast on the bed next to Alison, Alison was visibly still very scared of him.

This made Peng Yichen, who had some inferiority complex, take a few steps back, for fear that his rude actions would scare away this beauty.

"Why am I here?" Looking at Peng Yichen's shy expression that didn't match his appearance at all, and thinking that he was so careful to prepare breakfast for himself, he finally let go of his vigilance and asked Peng Yichen.

"Have you forgotten all about it? Last night, um, we went fishing, and I and... Huang Bo and I were fishing on that lake. You and your classmates, also where to swim. You just fell off a rock by the lake and fainted. I, I'll save you. Then, we brought you, me and Huang Bo, back with you. ”

It was the first time Peng Yichen had said so many words to a girl, and he stumbled, as if his tongue was knotted.

"Are you fishing there? Are you peeping at us swimming!?" Alison questioned.

"No, absolutely not. We, we're fishing. Maybe Huang Bo, Bo Ge peeped, but I didn't, I really didn't...... I also covered my eyes with my hands. Yes, exactly. Peng Yichen hurriedly explained.

Alison looked at him with a nervous expression, completely devoid of the horror and perversion she once felt, like a shy big boy.

"What about my friends?" Alison wondered.

"They? They don't know why, they left you and ran away, and we couldn't find them, so we had to bring you back. Wait for them to come to you. Peng Yichen immediately replied.

"They just left me and ran away?" said Allison, a little angry.

Peng Yichen immediately comforted: "Don't be sad, you know, people always make mistakes." You know, it's just that when you encounter something, your mind is blank, and you don't know what you've done. They should have made a mistake, and they will probably come to you soon. ”

"My clothes?" Allison looked at the oversized shirt on her body, which was obviously the big fat man in front of her.

"We don't have any girls' clothes here, so I'll put mine on for you, or you'll catch a cold." You won't care. Peng Yichen explained.

Alison laughed to herself, "I'm not a fashion girl, my favorite thing to wear is a loose shirt." ”

Peng Yichen smiled: "That's good, I like to wear loose clothes." ”

Just when the atmosphere between the two was relatively relaxed, on the floor of the wooden house, a huge black-handed fighting dog suddenly raised its head, as if it heard a group of uninvited guests coming from outside the house.

Allison was taken aback by the giant fighting dog.

Peng Yichen immediately smiled: "Don't worry, this is enough for me." Don't look at him so big, in fact, he is very timid and gentle to people. It's like a child. You can touch his neck and tease him. He especially likes that someone does it to it. ”

After saying that, he began to tidy up the messy room, and said with a self-deprecating smile, "I'm sorry that the house is so messy." Huang Bo and I, Brother Bo, just bought this place. Haven't cleaned up yet. I know that all of you people in the Kingdom of Zhou live in villas. But we, the farmers, are very satisfied that we can buy a holiday cabin in the mountains. ”

Got all the clothes and beer bottles in the house.

Peng Yichen looked at Alison, who was still looking at the environment, and said uncertainly: "Then, now you need to take a good rest." I'm in the hut next door, you can call me if there's something. Anything goes. ”

Seeing that Peng Yichen wanted to leave, Alison stopped him: "Hey, I don't know what your name is, I'm Alison." A junior at the University of California. ”

Peng Yichen smiled: "My name is Peng Yichen, you know, we are Chinese, and our surname is in front, so my name is Peng Yichen." My buddy's name is Huang Bo, and we usually call him Brother Bo. ”

After saying that, Peng Yichen wanted to leave again, Alison thought for a moment and asked, "Is there anything here that can be used for recreation? I can't sleep here all the time, wait for my classmates." ”

When Peng Yichen heard this, he immediately became excited, took out the backgammon and military chess on the cabinet, and put them on the table in front of Alison.

"Beauty, do you know how to play military chess and backgammon? Let me tell you, this is an interesting game. Peng Yichen's eyes lit up.

……

Just when the misunderstanding between Peng Yichen and Alison was completely eliminated, and the relationship between the two went further.

The group of students from the University of California in the Star Flag Country also elected a representative, wanting to communicate with the two perverted murderer brothers in their hearts to see if they could rescue Allison.

At this moment, Huang Bo was already at the back of the cabin, placed all the various carpentry tools they had pulled over, and began to prepare to repair the planks and materials of the wooden house.

He stepped on a huge stake, pulled a diesel chainsaw, and with all his strength, sawed it down from the middle of the stake.

What he didn't expect was that there was a huge hornet's nest hidden in the middle of this stake.

The stake was left by the previous owner of the hut, the lumberjack.

Apparently Huang Bo did not check it carefully and got to work.

The hornets that swarmed out instantly shrouded the unprepared Huang Bo's face, stinging him in great pain.

Caught off guard, he could only subconsciously lift the diesel chainsaw and chop around.

But the huge chainsaw obviously has no offensive power against the small hornet.

In order to avoid the hornet's continued sting, Huang Bo held a diesel chainsaw and ran into the distance while waving it to drive away the hornet.

It's so good that he can't die, and the direction he ran in is exactly where the students of the Star Flag Country are hiding.

The male student who had just been selected to negotiate with them bore the brunt.

In his eyes, he only saw a Chinese man holding a diesel chainsaw waving wildly, chasing him and cutting him to death.

The next moment, he screamed madly and turned around and ran.

The other college students also fled in all directions, as if some evil spirit was chasing after their butts.

Huang Bo held a chainsaw, chased after the boy who just wanted to negotiate with them, and ran directly into the forest.

Chasing and chasing, Huang Bo, who was in good health in front of him, had already run to the boy's side, and gradually surpassed the boy.

It was only then that the boy realized that something was wrong.

If the other party is a "Texas chainsaw massacre", when he chases him, why doesn't he hack himself to death, but runs faster than himself.

With this question, he narrowed his eyes and looked carefully at the 'little dark cloud' on Huang Bo's head that he had just ignored.

He unexpectedly found that this Huaxia man was being chased and stung by a swarm of wasps, and he wielded a chainsaw to drive away the hornets.

It turns out that people are not the murderers they imagined to be at all.

Thinking that he was so scared just now, running blindly like a madman, the boy couldn't help but laugh.

The next moment, he felt a sharp pain in his chest, and then he saw a huge sharp branch growing on his chest.

Just as he was looking at Huang Bo, a branch appeared diagonally towards him in the route he was running.

He was like a giant barbecue, and by the inertia of his own running, he was completely pierced through his chest directly by the branches.

Just as he was taking his last breath, a pony hornet stopped on the tip of his nose, as if mocking him for his discrimination against the Chinese and his ignorance of life.

And Alison, who had already recognized Peng Yichen's kindness and friendliness, was drinking tea at this time, playing backgammon with this cute big fat man, talking and laughing.

Sometimes, the world is so crazy, but death is endless, whether it is the Chinese people or the people of the Star Banner country, they will die.

Sometimes, the people of the Star Banner will do even more crazy.

……