Chapter 688: Master Lu
"Haha, interesting, what year is it, this won't be the first time to be an anchor, don't you know how to use a pseudonym or something, I want to see who this is. ”
Entering the live broadcast room, what caught my eye was a middle-aged man in his thirties and forties, not tall, not handsome, surrounded by a pile of wood, with rough palms, looking like an old farmer.
This scene suddenly made many people not calm.
"Who is this uncle? Who are the live broadcast platforms looking for to be the anchors, see that this uncle is surrounded by a lot of wood, as well as axes and other tools, it won't be for us to chop wood for the live broadcast, right?"
"Oh my God, this, my 24K titanium dog eyes, almost blinded, what kind of thing is this?"
"Isn't this a joke, for some reason, an uncle who looks like an old farmer came to do a live broadcast, does this know what a live broadcast is?"
"This is the mysterious anchor that the platform says, God, it's really mysterious, it almost scared me to cry. ”
There was an uproar, and many people felt that they had been seriously deceived by the platform and felt that their hearts had been greatly hit.
Suddenly, bombers with a huge roar passed by the interface of the live broadcast room, dropping bombs one after another, and the strong air waves and smoke of the bomb explosions blinded people's eyes.
"Damn, this special effect blinded my eyes, definitely more than five cents. ”
"This is the platform's bomber gift special effect, so dazzling, handsome and explosive. ”
Accompanied by cool special effects, it is a sentence with large bold bling.
"Silly fork, please take a look at the anchor's profile before you start mocking, this is a real master. ”
", a bomber for a thousand yuan, a gift is ten, a tyrant, beg for support. ”
"Local tyrant, I can do laundry and cook, I can sell cute, I can warm the bed, 36D, begging for communication. ”
……
Accompanied by a group of undisciplined words, people clicked on the anchor's personal information to see what the local tyrant said.
"Wo grass, hastily ...... My 24K titanium dog eyes, blind, really blind, what did I see. ”
"Hiss...... He is a first-class carpenter in China, a visiting professor of civil engineering at Shuimu University, a member of the Chinese Traditional Crafts Association, and a ...... of wooden cultural relics restoration workers in the Palace Museum"
"Oh my God, big guy, this cliff is a big guy, such a big guy actually came to do a live broadcast? Wait, I'm a little dizzy, let me slow down. ”
"Oh my God, I just want to ask, how did the pastoral live broadcast platform invite such a big guy to the platform as an anchor. ”
"That's not the point, I just want to ask, big man, do you want to accept apprentices? Please take my knees, Master is above, please accept the apprentices. ”
In the live broadcast room, the middle-aged man looked at the screen and smiled, and said:
"Hello everyone, I'm Lumen, hello everyone. ”
"Hello big guy, big guy has worked hard. ”
"Ouch, this is really a veritable Master Lu, I finally met the real person, Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship. ”
……
"Haha, everyone is really interesting, invited by Zhao Mu to come to the platform to offer ugliness, and by the way, to promote the traditional craft of carpentry. ”
"Look, look, what is a master, this is the real master, the more awesome people are, the more low-key they are, now they are knowledgeable, if Master Lu is called Xian Chou, who dares to say that his craftsmanship is good. ”
No one suspects that the identity of this Master Lu is fake, and a search for his news on the Internet will reveal a large picture, and the official news of Mizuki University and the Palace Museum has a photo and name of this person.
Everyone was stunned by the identity of this Master Lu, and they didn't drink at the moment, but a group of people were drunk like dogs.
Now, no one dares to say that this middle-aged man in the live broadcast room is not qualified to come to the live broadcast room.
Visiting professor of Mizuki University, restoration expert of the Palace Museum...... No matter which identity it is, it is enough to be admired.
Coming to the live broadcast with such an identity can be said to be condescending, usually ordinary people don't have the opportunity to meet such a big guy, let alone come to the live broadcast, this is something that I can't think of.
After a while, there was a group of viewers in the live broadcast room, and the names above their heads were a little eye-catching.
Department of Civil Engineering, Shuimu University***Major***Class 1**: "Hello Professor Lu, students from the Department of Civil Engineering of Shuimu University have come to report. ”
Department of Civil Engineering, Shuimu University***Major***Class 1**: "Hello Professor Lu, students from the Department of Civil Engineering of Shuimu University have come to report. ”
Department of Civil Engineering, Shuimu University***Major***Class 1**: "Hello Professor Lu, students from the Department of Civil Engineering of Shuimu University have come to report. ”
Department of Civil Engineering, Shuimu University, Major, Level 2, Class 2: "Hello Professor Lu, students from the Department of Civil Engineering of Shuimu University have come to report. ”
……
With the 99 type tanks speeding by one after another, gifts worth 100 yuan make these neat and uniform screen names extremely eye-catching.
"Fuck, I***"
A group of melon-eating people were stunned, and their heads were blank.
"This ...... What's going on? Are the top students from Mizuki University coming to occupy the live broadcast room?"
Lu Men in front of the live broadcast room smiled, "The classmates are also here, why bother giving gifts." ”
The people who eat melons have a wit in their hearts, "Yes, give gifts, give gifts." ”
Tanks, helicopter gunships, bombers......
Gifts worth 100 to 1000 began to swipe the screen frantically, and a large exhibition of military weapons was held in front of the live broadcast room, and no one was embarrassed to give gifts of less than 100.
"Don't, I can't afford to be so enthusiastic about everyone, what if someone says I'm corrupt and bribery?"
"Cut, how is this called corruption and bribery, this is what we are willing to give, other anchors and stars have gained hundreds of thousands of dollars in a live broadcast, and a big guy like you is not allowed to give gifts when he comes to the live broadcast, there is no such reason. ”
"That's it, the lectures of masters like you are charged by the hour, and I don't know how much an open class is, and now there is no difference between live broadcast and open class, so let's pay for the tuition. ”
Professor Lumen's words are a joke, but there is no rule that professors can't do live broadcasts and can't accept gifts, and there can be no such rules.
"Carpentry, which has a history in Huaxia the year before last, is passed down from the ancestor Luban and is divided into ......"
A unique live broadcast began, and the pastoral live broadcast platform ushered in a different anchor, and this is not the first, and it is not destined to be the last.
People's thirst for knowledge is innate, and although there are no other games, no dances, and many interesting things in this live broadcast, knowledge is interesting enough, and the number of people in the live broadcast room is growing.
A live broadcast, and the name of "Master Lu" spread.
(End of chapter)