Gu Biao's final solution to the problem is like this:

First, Kissinger and others have done well enough on the subdivision of "how to lie and ambiguously respond to congressional inquiries in secret diplomacy."

These big liars are in front of them, and a little liar like Gu Biao, who has just come out of the rivers and lakes, really doesn't dare to get an axe.

However, after summarizing the current situation, he made some small breakthroughs in the subdivision of "how to make the big crooks more worry-free when they lie to Congress in a specific way".

Specifically, it is to let them lie without fear of being prosecuted for "obstructing legislative justice". Imitating the rhetorical logic of the later Clinton scandal that helped Clinton get rid of "perjury/obstruction of justice", it is also applied to "stop loss" for secret diplomatic liars.

Some people may be curious: Wasn't Gu Biao a science student in his previous life? How could there be such a rich association with him? Could it be that another APP was opened?

This is really wronged by him, there is no hanging in this matter. The reason why Gu Biao was able to think of this breakthrough point is also thanks to the fact that he was a post-80s generation in his previous life, so he is very familiar with the "Lewinsky case" that caused a lot of uproar in 98~99 - if he was unfortunately born a few years later and became a post-90s, it is estimated that he would not know about it.

At that time, Gu Biao in his previous life had just entered junior high school and was at an ignorant age, and the Internet had just been used in China for a short time. Because my home is in a big city, and I live in a cultural and diocese district, I can't come into contact with the stalls that are illegal out of the boards, such as Mao Dish and Mao Shu.

It was then that something called the Starr Report came to his attention through a regular newspaper.

That's right, it's Starr, the independent prosecutor in the Lewinsky case, who compiled the report to agitate for the impeachment of President Clinton.

Even the media, which provided the verification party at the time, could not stand the legal report, and criticized it as "full of foul language like a mad dog." According to statistics, words with sex as the root word appear more than 3,700 times in the full report, while all legal professional terms combined are less than 1,000 times."

So, under the curiosity of Gu Biao, he used the Internet he had just come into contact with, and took great pains to get a rough Chinese translation of this report, and directly took it as a sexual enlightenment.

Because it's a life enlightenment book, it's no less impressive than the later Monkey Dragon Peach Chaos God Color or something. was coerced by the more than 3,700 sex, and Gu Biao glanced at the less than 1,000 legal words.

Gu Biao remembered that the reason why Clinton lied like Nixon, but did not establish the charge of "obstructing justice" like Nixon, was because Clinton's think tank learned Nixon's lesson and optimized its defense.

In the end, in a ruling of the Supreme FA Court of the Federal Federation, a life justice concluded that whether or not the crime of "perjury" was established should not be based solely on the truthful statement of the parties when facing judicial inquiries with an obligation to answer.

It should also take into account whether the legal interests he "tried to conceal when lying were related to his duties and obligations".

In layman's terms, Clinton lied for the sake of her chicken8, not for the exercise of presidential power by those who have the obligation to answer questions, so this lie does not qualify as "perjury."

Of course, Gu Biao didn't know the specific legal argumentation process, and he couldn't remember the legal theory behind the judgment of the Supreme FA Court of the Federal Supreme FA when he read the astringency - he only knew that this legal argument and citation could roughly write more than 100 pages......

What Gu Biao has to do now is to take this feasible result, reverse the proof, and then graft it from 'obstructing judicial fairness' to 'obstructing legislative notarization'.

Find a master who understands the U.S. Constitution, administrative law, and international law, and help him complete it and find a combination of precedents...... Anyway, it's time to open the math paper first and copy the answers, and then write the problem-solving process.

Each of these links cannot be wrong, so that this topic can be truly brilliant and blockbuster.

I really should thank Starr, the shameless independent inspector, who did whatever it took to bring down Clinton and wrote the report so obscenely, which made Gu Biao so impressed.

……

"Cousin, are you familiar with 'perjury' and 'obstruction of justice'?"

"What? I know you specialize in international commercial law, but you've always studied criminal law, right? I don't care, if you can't do it yourself, just find a reliable criminal law student, or even a professor. I'll give the money privately, don't ask what you're doing.

I just want all the precedents, combinations, and deductions that will help to prove that 'as long as the purpose of the lie is not what is required by law to be disclosed, then the lie is not perjury'!"

"That's done, right? OK, give you two days. What? I'm going to add money! I really can't find a professor and move all the cheap graduate labor under him, and check it faster. ”

"There's no way, after you're done with this link, I still have to transplant it, so I can only rush like this. Okay, a total of eight thousand dollars. ”

Gu Biao hung up the phone call to his cousin Lu Guangfu, and a difficult point had been overcome. Lu Guangfu said that it would be completed, and he would personally drive the things that Gu Biao wanted to Watson within two days.

In 1981, $8,000 was enough to hire a decent team of law professors at Columbia University for several days. The top criminal lawyers are not as expensive as commercial law. The top professor plays the meter for two or three hundred dollars an hour, and it is sky-high.

As for the graduate assistants, they are all packaged and calculated, that is, the contract system.

However, the subsequent transplantation link must not be handed over to outsiders to do.

First, the teachers and students of the Ivy League law schools have little contact with international law - there are many strongmen who specialize in international business law, because this comes from money, but it belongs to "private international law". As for how to sign treaties with foreign countries and allow the United States to join certain international organizations, this is "public international law."

In fact, the best at studying public law are diplomacy and international relations, because they are the ones who specialize in negotiating treaties and dealing with parliament.

Secondly, it is not only a question of competence, but also a question of confidentiality.

Gu Biao can't let outsiders know which direction he wants to transplant the material of "how to use the nature of lies to exonerate perjury".

If this matter is given to him to calm down and study quietly for a month or two, it is estimated that it can be done, but now there is obviously no time.

He paced back and forth in the garden of the villa for a dozen laps, and finally made up his mind that he could only wipe his face and trouble an old friend.

That night, Gu Biao engaged in materials and wrote an outline until late. Early the next morning, he first went to the school to wander around, exchanged progress with his classmates, talked with each other, and then roughly reported his thoughts to Professor Kissinger. (Only pick what is suitable for the time being)

At about 9 o'clock in the morning, Gu Biao estimated that the embassy had already started to open, so he left the school, confirmed that no one was following him, and drove two kilometers north to the University of the District of Columbia.

Then I changed my clothes in the car, put up the collar of my trench coat, got out of the car and walked to the embassy.

Don't confuse "University of the District of Columbia" with "Columbia University". The latter is one of the top private universities in the Ivy League, in New York. And the former, because of the extra "special zone", or the "D" of "DC", is just a local spicy chicken public university in Watsonton, which is so weak that it only has four majors.

However, the location of this "University of the District of Columbia" is good, right next to the embassy district.

After walking only two to three hundred meters, bypassing the embassies of Lijiapo, Israel, Jordan, and Pakistan, Gu arrived at the Chinese embassy.

With Gu Wei's documents, of course, it didn't take much trouble to get in. The man who led the way, after asking him the purpose of his visit, led him to a rest room and waited.

Gu Biao sat for a full 20 minutes, and after drinking a cup of coffee, someone hurried over with high heels, and the heels of his shoes made the marble floor sonorous.

It's Ye Su in a suit.

"Why are you here? I'm busy, so I didn't delay you on business. When Ye Kun walked more than ten meters away from Gu Biao, he first paused and adjusted his expression, and then pretended to speak coldly.

Immediately after speaking, he kept his mouth shut.

Only then did Gu Biao remember that he didn't seem to have informed Ye Su that he was going to come to Georgetown University and study for a doctorate with Kissinger......

Damn, it's been more than two months since I first got the news, and even if I officially set off from China, it's been a week (counting the time I spent in this book)

It seems to be a little temporary, not enough friends......

"Classmate Ye, listen to my explanation, I actually came to study in Watsonton, Georgetown, and the tutor is ......"

"I know this, let's get to the point. Ye Su brushed his sideburns expressionlessly.

"It turns out that I told you, look at my memory......" Gu Biao suddenly relaxed.

Ye Kun was simply laughed angrily: "You have a good memory! I remember correctly! I really didn't tell me-I said, 'I already know', it was just now that the reception room informed me that there was a visitor, and I temporarily called Principal Liu in China to find out that you came to study!"

Men are especially big pigs' trotters who have no conscience. Nobody wants it!cockroach poison rat poison......

"Yes," Gu Biao touched his hair to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere, "It's not that I don't know your contact information in the United States, and I'm afraid that you have just joined the company, and calling the switchboard to ask your leader will leave a bad impression." ”

"I don't mind, just tell you what's going on. Ye Su waved his hand impatiently, looking very capable.

Gu Biao was also unkind: "I have a project assigned by Kissinger, and I can't handle it alone, and I want to ask you to cooperate - just like in the summer vacation, I am responsible for thinking wildly, reporting answers, you write the certification process, and help me check the minutes of treaty negotiations." ”

"Okay, then you can put the materials away, and I'll take a look at it at night. ”

"I'm in a hurry, it's going to be done this week. In the evening, it won't be too late......"

Ye Su raised his eyebrows: "I have to go to work during the day now, do you think that the third-class secretary of the embassy is sitting and drinking coffee?"