Chapter 161: Cut, Castrated, Kicked
"Damn, what's the noise, it's so noisy!!"
Covered with a quilt on her head, it was not dawn yet, and Lin Xiaoya's two-story villa had already turned upside down.
Lin Xiaoya walked around the house sleepily, guess what she saw?
"If I count to ten, you two little ones will hide and not move, if I catch someone first, I will be the ultimate punishment!!"
As soon as the order sounded, Le Xiaomi lay on the door blindfolded, and the two little guys began to run away!!
Peek-a-boo, yes, turned out to be peek-a-boo.
Lin Xiaoya was about to be turned over by thunder, she was still sleepy-eyed and looked lazy and didn't sleep enough, I really can't imagine how these three people have so much vitality.
"Start, One, Two, Three........."
"Xiaoya, get out of the way, get out of the way!!"
Shuo'er took Nini's hand and hid, Lin Xiaoya was there, almost pushed down the stairs in a panic by these two little ghosts, the mood here has not eased, and the dead friend immediately smiled and played a game with a pair of red and swollen eyes that wept excessively!!
Xiaoya froze in place: This ...... This is the expression that a poor woman who has just been abandoned by her husband and has shed a night of tears should have??
For Lin Xiaoya, the most wrong decision she made in her life was that she shouldn't have relented for a while and took in her super friend Le Xiaomi, who had been wearing the same pants with her since college.
Last night, Xiaomi took Xiaoya's hand and tearfully complained to Xiaoya and Shuo'er about how her husband was negative, how irresponsible Nini's father was, how she was a human being, and how her wife was angry and suffered.
Watching her friends cry and cry and make a lot of noise all night, Xiao Ya stayed by the side of the dead party every inch for fear that the dead party would not want to do stupid things, Xiao Ya tried her best to enlighten Xiaomi all night, hoping that Xiaomi could see the point, forget about those unpleasantness, and take Nini to live a happy life.
"In short, Xiaomi, don't worry, like the kind of man who has a wife at home and is still out with other women, you will either castrate him, or leave him with Nini!"
"Don't worry, with me Lin Xiaoya eating rice a day, I won't let you and Nini drink soup, you can rest assured that you and Nini live here, without that stinky man, and me and the senior will raise you!!"
Xiaoya patted her dead friend on the shoulder very righteously, and generously invited Xiaomi and Nini to live at her home in New York.
"What, are you really willing to take me in?" Le Xiaomi looked at Lin Xiaoya pitifully with a stack of tissues full of tears.
"Of course, this can be fake!!"
"Ha thank you, yes, yes, let's go, Nini, let's have a carnival in your Aunt Xiaoya's house!!"
As soon as she heard Xiaoya's promise, she was crying a second ago, and she looked like she was ooxx, and the next second she immediately jumped up excitedly, as excited as she had won five million, not at all like what an abandoned woman should be.
Xiao Ya looked at the childish appearance of her dead friend, and thought to herself that she had been tricked by this ghost elf again.
If you want to say that the only person in this world who can win Lin Xiaoya's pitiful sympathy so easily is her friend Le Xiaomi.
Besides, why would I be so good to Xiaomi, so Xiaomi?
First, because Xiaomi is her best and only hardcore best friend, and secondly, Xiaoya's most hated thing is the disloyalty of men, she is a woman with emotional cleanliness, she must not allow her husband to cheat a little, even psychologically.
The so-called crows in the world are as black as black, Xiaomi's husband is the buddy of the guy surnamed Fu, and things gather people in groups, and it is conceivable that the man will not go anywhere!
"So you shouldn't be in such a hurry to get married in the first place, you didn't listen, and found a flowery radish, hey, man, except for our seniors, none of them can be relied on, but........ Alas......."
Xiaoya thought of the senior who was on a business trip in Paris, and felt sad for a while.
After all the calculations, Xiaoya feels that the person she is most sorry for in this life is the senior.
In order to take care of himself, the senior married himself, and this marriage is a full three years, although there is a name of husband and wife in the three years, there is no fact of husband and wife, how Xiaoya hopes that the senior can find his beloved other half, so that the guilt in her heart will be lighter.
But, the conscience of heaven and earth, in the past three years, the senior has really been a standard new good man, and he is not messed with at all, Xiaoya is anxious in her eyes, and she always feels that the senior gave up those excellent women because he was still waiting for what he had.
Every time she thinks about this, Xiaoya really wants to tell her senior frankly, wishing that the senior can find the woman she loves, but she knows that if she really says this, it will be a big hurt to the senior.
"Alas, whatever, it's just like that!!"
Woken up early in the morning by three energetic living treasures, Xiaoya leaned on the stairs and watched the three of them play thoughtfully, but she couldn't be happy in her heart!!
Senior, senior, you've really been hurt by me in your life, I hope you can gain something in Paris!!
"Ding-dong, ding-dong!!"
The doorbell downstairs interrupted Lin Xiaoya's thoughts, and Xiaoya shook her head tiredly, she really didn't want to think about these things if she could.
"Listen, it looks like someone is ringing the doorbell!!"
Lin Xiao weakly reported to the three people who were playing crazy.
Unexpectedly, the three birds did not bird her, and continued to make noise,
"Ah, ah, no, no, Shuo'er is cheating, Mommy first found Shuo'er, not Nini......."
"No matter, punish Nini, punish Nini........"
"Haha, yes, Shuo'er, let's punish Nini together, let's tickle her......."
It seems that these three people are having a lot of fun, Lin Xiaoya's voice was an octave higher: "Hey, you guys be quiet, listen to if someone rings the doorbell,"
"Haha, tickle, tickle......"
"Ah, ah, don't, don't ......"
The three of them still chose to completely ignore Lin Xiaoya on the side.
Lin Xiaoya was so angry that she couldn't get up in one breath, she yelled: "Damn, tell you to be quiet, someone can't hear the doorbell, if you make any more noise, if you make more noise, I'll cut off all your tongues one by one!!"
The woman who claims to be a lucky cat has finally become a tiger, and her power is endless, which directly causes Shuo'er, Nini and Xiaomi to be so frightened that they don't dare to breathe out.
Lin Xiaoya took a breath of satisfaction and pointed to the three of them: "Give me some points, I am the biggest in this family!!"
The beckoning cat finished his power and walked downstairs in a leisurely pajamas.
"This one who clicks the doorbell is either a handsome courier or a newspaper delivery, no matter what, make a tease!!"
In order to remind herself that she is still young and her age is still hovering on the edge of two and two, Lin Xiaoya decisively planned in her heart.
Outside the door, the two men were already waiting impatiently, and Fu Sinian said with his hands folded.
"Tell you, if you come to a gentleman with your woman, she will only treat your gentleman as shit, and if you want me to say, like this, just knock the door open and rush in and kidnap people, look like this........"
In order to show his male passion and strength in front of his buddies, Fu Sinian was ready to kick his legs and slammed into the door, but unfortunately, Lin Xiaoya was about to open the door at this time.
The consequences of the enormous impact can be imagined.
"Ahh......h
Lin Xiaoya screamed, her eyes hadn't seen who was coming, and the back of her head enthusiastically had a close contact with Mother Earth, oh no, it should be the white elephant floor.
"Ah, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!!"
Lin Xiaoya screamed, and the sturdy man like a giant mountain on his body was still pressing on himself and couldn't move.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not....... Not on purpose!!"
didn't care about rubbing the oil, Fu Sinian, who was still coaxing a second ago, immediately pulled Xiaoya up from the floor like an eggplant.
"Didn't you fall, ah, did you fall somewhere?"
The man looked at the woman's situation with concern and carefully patted the dust off the woman's body.
"Hey, where are you rubbing your hands!!"
In order to hide her weakness, Xiaoya immediately jumped away.
She turned around and didn't look at Fu Sinian, in fact, she was afraid that he would see her face that was already so red that she couldn't be redder anymore.
"I'm telling you, don't think that you and my husband are on a business trip...... That's it, my husband knows he's going to kill you!!"
Well, Lin Xiaoya doesn't know why she said this stupid line, probably this is also a psychological hint for her to remind herself not to go beyond the rules!
Fu Sinian spread his hands and consciously retreated from Xiaoya's side.
Looking at Xiaoya's husband and husband's shortness, and thinking about that set of photos, Fu Sinian felt sorry for Xiaoya again, and even more resentful of Tang Shaoxuan.
No, that set of photos must not be seen by Xiaoya, he has to step up the recall of the evening song and let that girl change to a man.
"Don't worry, I'm not here because of you, but because of my good buddy. You'd better hurry up and let her come out and go back with Yas!!"
Fu Sinian seriously explained why he appeared here, and never mentioned that he was actually selfish.
And the poor man, Rías, went crazy as soon as he came in.
"She's here, she's here, I can smell her. ”
"Xiaomi, Xiaomi, you come out, I was wrong, give me a chance, you come out to see me!!"
"Nini, Nini, you tell Mommy to take you out, Daddy misses you so much!!"
The excited Lias shouted affectionately in Lin Xiaoya's villa, and he guessed that his wife would be here.
Seeing that Leas was so excited that he was about to burst into tears, the whole thing was like a Qiong Yao actor!!
"Cut, I knew it was like this, why bother in the first place, my man dared to steal outside, I would never forgive him in my life!!"
Xiaoya gritted her teeth.
Fu Sinian on the side saw a woman like this, and he didn't feel good in his heart!!