Chapter 304: The Golden Boy and Jade Girl Fight the Fat Woman and the Lewd Man

In the Century Restaurant on the 91st floor of the Park Hyatt Hotel in Huhai World Financial Center, Hu Bandit played the rare role of an elegant gentleman, and personally pulled out the chair for Han Shushu, and then sat down opposite but said with a ruffian: "Ya's hotel is not idle eggs, do you climb so high for a meal, people have starved to death two or three times with this kung fu?"

"Don't you know what the mood is, this feeling of seeing the mountains at a glance is actually rare in a city like Huhai" Han calligraphy and painting has long been accustomed to the nonsense of the bandits, although she is the eldest lady of the famous family, but she has no sense of boredom with it, in fact, when she first fell in love with it, it was also the free and easy attitude of the bandits.

As a landmark restaurant in Shanghai, in addition to its extravagant decoration and expensive and intimidating prices, the most attractive thing is its title of the world's tallest hotel overlooking the surrounding city.

And most of the people who can come here to consume are either rich or expensive, and the price of a meal may be the price of a month's salary of the working class, and the people who can come here to consume are worth a lot of money, and rich people naturally have a rich person's pretense, so the words of the bandit just now that made people hurt couldn't help but look sideways for a while.

Hu Bandit ignored the various complicated eyes around him, and handed the menu handed over by the waiter to Han Shuhua: "It's better for you to come, otherwise I, a countryman who can only order pork and vermicelli, may make a joke."

Han Shushu shook his head and smiled heartily, ordered two steaks and a few side dishes, Hu Bandit reached out and picked up the knife and fork on the table and fiddled with it twice, then suddenly raised his head and said: "I'm a good hand at killing people with this thing, and it's a bit unsatisfactory to eat."

The hand of the waiter next to him trembled, but his steps took an unnatural step back, and he glanced at the pouting guest with his peripheral vision, and muttered mentally, You can't use utensils, you can't use such a lame excuse.

looked at the delicate woman on the opposite side who attracted more than eighty percent of the attention of the entire restaurant as soon as she came in, and was silent.

Han Shushu said angrily: "You can't help but spoil the scenery so much, a man with no emotion"

Hu Bandit shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Let's get a pair of chopsticks! Otherwise, I'm afraid that my heart will itch and make some mistakes with a knife in my hand."

"Sir, do you want any wine, our restaurant has recently shipped a lot of top red wines from Bordeaux Château, very authentic" The waiter looked at the guest with a suspicious face, and could only selectively ignore his remarks, but his psychology couldn't help but rise up with the story of cow dung and flowers.

Han Shushu stretched out his hand to stop the bandit who was about to open his mouth, and said to the waiter: "Forget about the wine, let's have two glasses of water."

Hu Bandit touched his nose and said suspiciously: "Even if I am drunk and promiscuous, will you still be afraid?"

Waving his hand to let the waiter retreat, Han Shushu glanced at him sideways and said, "I still have to meet a few high-ranking people of the Han family here in the evening, and it is not appropriate to drink."

"My dear, the money is your family, but my body is mine, and my heart will hurt if I am tired," Hu Bandit said with a frown.

Han Shushu smiled and grabbed the hand of the bandit and said softly: "Sooner or later, it's all yours"

Chopsticks with Western food, it is an excellent scenery in the Chinese Western restaurant, but Hu Bandit ate it regardless of it, and his eating appearance is a little miserable, even after he eliminated the steak that only ate a few bites of Korean calligraphy and painting, he grinned and patted his stomach and said: "Eating this thing is a crime, no matter whether it is full or not, it is expensive to die."

As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of laughter from the neighbor's seat, and the bandit turned his head to look and found that a superb woman with a weight of more than 200 was muttering to a lewd man with shiny hair combed, "The hillbilly is dying, I haven't seen the market."

Hu Bandit shook his head at Han Shushu unconsciously and said: "I bet that this fat woman is definitely jealous and jealous of you, so she howls out of dissatisfaction."

Han Shushu smiled, looked at the bloated woman and said lightly: "There are always many people in this world who regard themselves as superior, but they are not only cheap in their bones."

Miss Han, who has always been gentle and elegant in front of people, rarely expresses her opinions calmly even when she is dissatisfied, but this is only relative, her man has no right to evaluate even if he is unbearable in the eyes of Miss Han, and the hillbilly of the obese woman has obviously angered her scales.

The remarks of Han Shushu and Hu Bandit, who were barely regarded as the financial jade girl group, were met with a wave of hostility from the two lewd men and women, but looking at the table knives flying up and down on the fingers of the Hu Bandits, the two just swallowed their saliva and stopped talking, as if the two clearly knew that the difference in size might not allow them to take advantage of anything in the struggle.

Hu Bandit didn't have the heart to repay him, and he never denied the fact that he was a hillbilly, but when the two got up to check out, he didn't know whether Han Shushu was intentional or unintentional, and his body suddenly tilted and happened to meet a waiter passing by with a dinner plate next to him.

Coincidentally, the dinner plate happened to be buckled on the fat woman's body, and the colorful viscous soup made the entire half of the fat woman's clothes change color, and after a moment of surprise, the fat woman hurriedly wiped the soup and water on the body with a paper towel with a terrible scream, and shouted: "This is the new Chanel suit I just bought."

Han Shushu stuck out his little tongue and said: "This figure is really a waste of the brand of Chanel"

The lewd man was the first to stand up, pointed at the two of them and glared at them, and said, "How do you walk? I really wronged you to say that you are a hillbilly, and you don't look at it when you walk."

Hu Bandit nodded and said with a smile: "That's right, the hillbilly walks like this, haven't you seen it?"

The other diners around are very strange, according to most of the performances in the script, the man next to the beauty at this time should be extremely hard to point at the other person's nose and go back, but the occurrence of the scene at this moment makes people sigh that the beauty's vision is too problematic.

Han Shushu walked over and grabbed the arm of the bandit and whispered, "Resolve your hatred?"

"Hate or not, we are not the people with small stomachs, I am afraid of getting your hands dirty," Hu Bandit patted Han Shushu's little face and said.

The kiss between the two of me was even more yelled at by the other party, and the fat woman wiped the things on her body and said to the waiter angrily: "Call your manager over, and if you can't let these two people go, I have to pay me more than 20,000 yuan for the suit I just bought."

The manager ran over quickly when the scream sounded, and only after understanding the situation did he say to the fat woman: "Why don't you two see that this is okay, today's fee is free, and then we will send someone to help you send your clothes to the best dry cleaner to help you clean them, okay?"

"How do you do business? Just wash and wash? And free meals? Are we short of this money, no, we have to make them lose money, 20,000 yuan a penny is not less," the fat woman said unforgivingly.

The manager looked at the two bandits in embarrassment, they categorically would not ask for compensation from the bandits at the beginning, so they could only try to solve it with a roundabout method, but the bandits generously took out 20,000 yuan from their bags and threw them on the table, and said with a smile: "Oh, do you two want to order it?"

A few sighs came from around, and obviously the people next to them felt more and more sad for the watery cabbage of Han calligraphy and painting.

The faces of the two softened slightly, picked up the money on the table and muttered: "20,000 is less, you must know that this is a new model this year, it is difficult to buy"

The very small citizen put the money away, and the lewd man snorted coldly and said like a victorious rooster: "That's it this time, I will look at it when I go to a high-end place to eat and walk in the future, but there are few people who are as easy to talk as us."

Hu Bandit shook his head with a wicked smile and said, "Oh, forget it? It doesn't seem to be finished yet, right?"

The money was also given, and the matter passed, and the fat woman asked strangely: "What do you still want, we don't plan to pursue it"

Han Shushu shook his head and said, "But we have to investigate."

The bandit shrugged his shoulders, pointed to the clothes on the fat woman's body and said, "You have already accepted 20,000 yuan, so it means that this set of clothes on your body should belong to us now, right?

The fat woman and the lewd man were stunned, as if they hadn't figured out what was going on, but the people around them suddenly burst into laughter, and even clapped their hands and said loudly that it was interesting.

After being stunned for a long time, the two of them reacted, and their faces instantly became ugly, and the bandit said solemnly: "Take it off, isn't it very comfortable to wear other people's things?"

"This... This... ”

The fat woman wanted to cry and said without tears: "But what am I wearing?"

The lewd man was even more speechless, and the bandit smiled and said indifferently: "Then I don't care, the countryman cares about the 20,000 yuan thing, and the money can't be taken back if he gives it, right?"

Han Shushu took out his mobile phone even more naughtily, as if talking to himself: "It seems that people nowadays are particularly interested in this kind of picture of wandering on the street in underwear."

The faces of the two of them were extremely ugly, and they had to look at the manager of the restaurant for help。。。。。。

The final victory of the golden boy and the jade girl ended in the result of the fat woman and the lewd man obediently apologizing and returning the money with both hands, and the bandit sat in the car and asked very suspiciously: "When did you learn so badly?"

Han Shushu snorted coldly: "Isn't it true that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and it is inevitable that those who marry chickens and dogs will follow you."

~[(m)Bulletless window reading]