Chapter 329: What is the difference between a person who doesn't pretend to be a salted fish?

After thinking about it, Zhang Hao thought of a bad trick and asked Ji Ling to learn it, and after learning it, he just taught it to Song Mei.

Of course, from that day on, Ji Ling imitated all kinds of difficult poses in the house. No one can go in, and the cliff is spicy......

The matter here was explained clearly, Lin Mu came again, and asked Zhang Hao to go to Maoshan for a trip.

Zhang Hao said that he still has a lot to do, wait a while, he still has some work to do.

Lin Mu didn't recruit children, and he was happy to be idle, and after returning to Maoshan, he still had to have all kinds of rules and precepts, and he had to be reprimanded by the master in various ways. It's good to stay here, eat Zhang Hao's every day, use Zhang Hao's, and play electric with Yeyang, oh you give ......

After Zhang Hao explained the matter here, it was time to clean up the woman who pretended to be Chen Hongyu!

Where did she get Chen Hongyu?

"Master, I have to remind you, that's a martial arts master, and your martial arts can't be matched at the moment. ”

When Zhang Hao was about to act, he never thought that the system would start to remind him kindly at this time.

Zhang Hao was also helpless, and asked it rhetorically, "What's the matter?"

"It's easy! go to Ji Ling's house and break her melon, you two have been practicing hard for three years and five years, you can definitely beat her!"

"It will take three years and five years? I'm afraid that by then, Chen Hongyu's bones and scum will not be left. ”

"I have a second plan!"

"What's the plan?"

"You go and use the beautiful man's trick, haven't you two already had a relationship? You go and hug your thighs and beg for mercy, maybe people will let you go for a while. Laugh~"

"Fuck you, I've got a better way!"

Zhang Hao directly smacked a sentence, and then thought of a better way.

What's the solution?

"Exchange me for a submachine gun!"

After Zhang Hao said this, the system was immediately speechless.

"As the saying goes, no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives, and if you wear it again, you will fall down with a brick. I still don't believe it, this martial arts function is just over weapons, if martial arts are so good, this world has long been ruled by people in the martial arts. ”

"Master, do you want to be so stubborn?

"People don't pretend to compare, what's the difference between them and salted fish? Hurry up, exchange it for me!"

"You can think clearly, you can exchange it, I do have an arsenal in this mall, as long as you have enough points, I will bring you the aircraft carrier." But that's Chen Hongyu's Chen family, are you really going to kill them all?"

After saying this, Zhang Hao was speechless.

"You still obediently go to practice martial arts, in three years and five years, the cliff has become a master!"

"I believe you have a ghost, you bad old man. Anyway, you just want to trick me into being a flower thief, do you think I don't know? Not to mention three years, it's too late, okay?"

"Then I don't know what to do!"

"Dead open, open all the malls, let me see what's in there. ”

"Good master!"

Soon, after all the malls were opened, Zhang Hao began to work hard.

As the saying goes, it is not bad to repay kindness, and it is scum to repay revenge.

As the saying goes, if you harm others, you must benefit yourself, and you can win by secret weapons.

Zhang Hao will exchange some hidden weapons to use first.

First of all, spy equipment, air cushion shoes!

For the first time, enjoy the advantage of 1,000 points.

This kind of air cushion shoes, shaped like a military boot, has air holes in the sole, and there is a tank of high-tech compressed gas cylinder inside.

Refer to the pneumatics of Attack on Titan.

Well, in this way, you can fight with the master of light skills.

At this moment, Zhang Hao's point balance is "nine thousand points!"

24K titanium dog's eye!

In fact, it is a pair of glasses, redeeming points for 500 points, the effect is not very large, it has a thermal imaging function and night vision function.

Finally, power boxing gloves, high-tech products!

It doesn't look like a normal fingerless glove, but it can increase the strength of the human body, and can make a fist triple the force.

It's cheap to redeem points, a thousand!

Why is it so cheap?

Because it's a defective product, to triple its strength, you have to fight with something.

Refer to "Shanghai Beach Gambling Saint" across the mountain!

It means that if two people stand in front of you, and you hit the person in front of you, he has nothing to do, and the person behind him will be cut off by the penetrating force.

Yes, that's better than nothing, isn't it?

At this moment, Zhang Hao's points balance is "seven thousand five hundred points." ”

This is the most cost-effective and cheapest equipment he chose after visiting the mall.

In fact, the most worthwhile thing is the air cushion shoes, which are definitely worth the price, and the reason why they are so cheap is that its high-pressure gas tank is a disposable product. Once you've spent it, you'll have to go to the mall and continue to exchange for new gas tanks to fill.

Very fucked up!

Okay, after getting all the equipment, Zhang Hao changed into black clothes, black pants, and black sunglasses, and was ready to set off to attack Chen's house at night at night.

No one noticed, Zhang Hao took a taxi first, and after arriving nearby, he immediately got out of the car, and then opened the memory of the special forces king, and used his professional habits to carefully lurk on the periphery of the villa.

"Drop!"

Pressed a button on the glasses, Zhang Hao took a closer look inside, under the effect of thermal imaging, Zhang Hao saw that the villa was densely packed with people!

Good fellow, this fake actually knew that I was coming, and there were so many people in the courtyard.

Now what?

You can't come up with a gun and slaughter all those innocent soldiers, can you?

"If only there was a clone!"

"Master, you can spend five thousand points to exchange for a clone!"

"But I didn't redeem one last time, and there was no initial discount. ”

"No, your last clone is still there, but the internal control device has been destroyed by your wife Chen Hongyu. You can trade in the old for the new, and I can give you 5,000 points?"

"Damn! You're a profiteer. Come on!"

Soon, a doppelganger came out, and Zhang Hao only had "two thousand five" left.

"Shadow Clone Technique!"

Zhang Hao pretended to shout, and then a ...... exactly like it came out of the shadow. Black person!

Indeed, it is black, although he looks as handsome as Zhang Hao, but his complexion is ......

"System, what are you doing with a black man?"

"Oh, I'm thinking about the customer, if this doppelganger rebels again for some strange reason, the master you don't want him to take your name and do bad things, right?"

"Yes! Pretty good! But...... You're giving you a piece of clothing, you button-up. How many points can you earn for a piece of clothing?"

"It's okay, master, it's black anyway, you should treat it as if it was wearing a night suit!"

"Your uncle!"

Now that it has come to this point, Zhang Hao has nothing to say, and then immediately operates the clone and starts to act.

Until then......

Uncle, let's wear something, otherwise we will be caught by then, and tomorrow's newspaper headlines, a certain black man is running in the Chen family villa!

……

The other side.

"Black cat, black cat, this is a white cat, have you found anything?"

A bodyguard picked up the walkie-talkie and asked the guy with a night vision device on the roof.

"White cat, everything is normal, here...... Wait! Horse eggs, there's a problem, I see a black man...... A black man is dancing hula!"

The bodyguard on the roof of the building was holding a night vision device and was also dumbfounded when he saw the direction of the door.

"Black cat, tell you not to drink when you're on a mission, you kid is drinking high again. ”

"No, my God, there's a hula dance! Directions to the door......"

When everyone heard this, they hurriedly ran to check, and sure enough, they saw a black uncle standing there, wearing a skirt made of grass, writhing there.

That picture is so spicy to the eyes, I can't bear to look at it directly!

"Hey, you guys go over and chase him away. ”

"Yes!"

Immediately, a few bodyguards walked over and yelled, "What are you doing? This is a private residence, please leave." ”

Who would have thought that the black man would actually say, "Little brothers, is my dance beautiful?"

"What a nice fart, get out of the way, don't get in the way of your eyes here. ”

"I'm throwing up!"

Who would have thought that after saying this, the black man lost his temper, and as soon as the two stepped forward, he suddenly attacked one by one, and knocked everyone down.

"Dog, I showed you such a perfect dance, and I didn't ask for a penny, and you actually said it didn't look good?