Chapter 615: Comic Threesome
"Biao, Brother Biao......! It's almost eleven o'clock, so, that guy...... Boom Boom ...... Should, should...... Boom Boom ...... Going to sleep, aren't you?"
The voice of this sentence was spoken by Ah Fu.
Brother Biao: "It should be soon! Rich man...... Boom Boom ...... Sleep early!"
San'er: "Bang...... Biao, Brother Biao, I, I heard and wrote...... Boom Boom ...... Write novels and sleep at night...... Boom Boom ...... It's late!boom......"
Fu: "You shit......! Why didn't you say it earlier......? I said it earlier, let's come later!"
San'er: "I—I just remember......ed! Boom Boom ...... I like to freeze here...... Boom Boom ...... Huh?"
Brother Biao: "Shut up! Even if we knew earlier, we had to come early! If it's too late...... Boom Boom ...... The doorman could see it more clearly, and he ...... I'm afraid we'll have a hard time getting in......!
In the bushes, the three men in black were shivering with cold and arguing in a low voice, and the three heads had to keep a careful eye on the outside like alert puppies, in case someone found out.
One might ask, why don't they stay in the car and blow the heater? Don't they have a rented Ferrari?
This is a very good question! But the problem is that I don't know how many hidden cameras there are here, and some rich people have cameras installed at home, and usually San'er drives in to find out the news, but he hasn't done anything criminal, and others won't be too suspicious.
But if they dare to drive tonight, a random camera will take a picture of the license plate of their car, and even if they succeed tonight, they will soon be found out by the police.
Took off the license plate. Aren't you afraid of the camera?
The question is—can they still drive their cars into this high-end villa area after taking off their license plates? Are the guards at the entrance to the island all vegetarians?
The property fee of the villa in Shimao Lakeside Home is much more expensive than the average house. Those owners are either rich or expensive, and they are willing to pay so much property fees every month. If you can let people in casually, and someone will pay the property fee?
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In the study, Lu Yang was still concentrating on compiling the outline of "Shishi", and as the night wore on, his typing speed gradually slowed down, sometimes writing a large paragraph, and suddenly stopped thinking for a while, and then deleted and rewrote everything he had just written.
If you look closely at the lower left corner of the document he opened on his computer, you can see that the outline has more than 50,000 words.
An outline of more than 50,000 words. You can imagine how detailed this is.
This is also the reason why traditional writers rewrite online articles, and ten out of ten may hit the street.
Traditional writers spend months, or even a year or two, writing one or two hundred thousand words, and then sell them for money.
For online writers, if a book is only one or two hundred thousand words, it can only be sold as a scrap manuscript and serialized on a regular original website. For example, at the starting point, the free chapters alone are more than this word count. Writing a million words doesn't make much money. Not to mention one or two hundred thousand words.
The time passed eleven, twelve, one, two......
The three black-clothed people outside were already frozen, and the lights in Lu Yang's study were still on, and Lu Yang was also a little sleepy from time to time. But this difficulty can't help him, electronic cigarettes, real cigarettes, coffee, strong tea, and wind oil essence at hand. The whole nine yards.
As a writer, how can you not fight drowsiness?
At eleven o'clock. In the bushes outside, Ah Fu quietly asked, "This target still hasn't slept yet, what do you think he's doing?"
At that time, San'er's answer was: "What else can you do? It's either writing novels or playing with women!"
Brother Biao: "Naive! A writer is so famous, and he still writes word by word with himself? It's almost the same when he gets kicked in the head by a donkey! There must be a team writing his novels for him, he just needs to pay some wages, it's so late, nine times out of ten he is playing with women!"
If you have so much money, on such a cold day, between beauty and writing, you choose to write a manuscript?"
San'er scratched his head, feeling that it seemed to make sense.
At twelve o'clock, the light was still on in Lu Yang's study, and Ah Fu asked this question again.
This time, San'er learned to answer, and before Ah Fu's questions were all asked, he blurted out: "Brother Viagra! I must take Brother Viagra! Rich people are rotten! No wonder rich people can't do it!"
Brother Biao: "......"
Fu: "......"
At one o'clock, the light in Lu Yang's study was still on, and Ah Fu was no longer able to complain, nor was he able to ask that question again, this time it was San'er who spoke first: "Made! The birds are frozen hard! Brother Biao! Did you say that guy forgot to turn off the light in the room? Did he fall asleep a long time ago?"
When he said this, San'er's tongue was a little big, and the sound of hiss was mixed in, and a thick layer of snowflakes had fallen on his body, fortunately, the black clothes they brought in tonight were waterproof, otherwise they would have frozen on the ground.
Fu: "Oh ...... maybe"
Brother Biao: "That makes sense! Ah Fu! You go in and investigate! See if that's the case!"
"Good!"
At the critical moment, Ah Fu, who had a big waist and a round waist, was not ambiguous, and he was about to get up as soon as he promised, but at this time, San'er suddenly reached out and grabbed his trouser leg.
"What?"
Ah Fu looked back and saw San'er pulling his trouser legs, frowning, and his tone was very impulsive.
"Shh......h
Brother Biao next to him suddenly put a finger in front of his lips, signaling him to silence, and stretched out his hand to point to the brightly lit window on the second floor of the villa, Ah Fu hurriedly turned around, and saw a figure in the brightly lit room get up, Ah Fu was startled, and quickly squatted back and shrank in the bushes.
The three of them hid together, carefully observing the figure in the room, and found that he finally opened the door and went out, San'er smiled, sighed, and said with a smile: "This turtle son finally can't bear it, and he is going to sleep!"
Ah Fu and Brother Biao also had smiles on their faces.
But soon Brother Biao realized that the situation seemed to be wrong: "Why hasn't he turned off the lights?"
"yes, did he go to wash his face and feet? He should turn off the lights when he comes back, right?"
"Wait!"
Ah Fu and San'er seem to be comforting Brother Biao as well as themselves
The figure returned to the room in less than two minutes, and the three of them waited and waited in the bushes. His eyes were glazed, but the light in the room was still on.
Two o'clock, three o'clock......
The three of them couldn't resist until later. had to endure the nausea in their hearts, and the three big men hugged each other tightly to keep each other warm.
It's past three o'clock. Ah Fu asked Brother Biao weakly: "Brother Biao! This kid is a night owl! Let's go back! If we continue to freeze like this, we will all freeze into sculptures tomorrow morning!"
Brother Biao gritted his teeth and was silent for more than ten seconds before he whispered fiercely: "No! How can Lao Tzu go back like this in the middle of the night? Lao Tzu doesn't believe that he can stay up all night!"
As soon as Brother Biao said a cruel word, San'er gave him a knife: "Brother Biao! Don't say it! I like to read novels, you know! I used to hear that many people who write novels do it all night at night!"
Brother Biao: "......"
Ah Fu couldn't see that San'er dared to dismantle Brother Biao's platform, so he reached down and suddenly touched San'er's crotch, San'er was caught off guard, and his ass subconsciously pouted back. A thin face was embarrassed and angry, and his expression was uncertain, and Ah Fu, who had succeeded in the sneak attack, lowered his voice proudly in the dark and snickered.
Come and don't be rude!
San'er also suddenly went to sneak attack Ah Fu's crotch, but Ah Fu had already taken precautions, and the sneak attack failed, and at the moment of surprise, he was succeeded by Ah Fu again.
"I'm cǎo! Afu, you're tired of it?"
San'er was annoyed and angry, and his voice was much louder, which startled Ah Fu and Brother Biao. Brother Biao kicked him violently and ordered in a low voice: "Shut up!"
Annoyed and angry, San'er could only suppress the anger in his heart, a big man was touched by Ah Fu's crotch twice, that kind of shame and anger. Nature is not enough for outsiders either.
At this time, Ah Fu was still looking at him, snickering, which was simply adding fuel to the fire. San'er wanted to beat and scold, but reason told him. None of this can be done, and Ah Fu probably knows that he can't do anything. That's why I teased him twice in a row.
It's unbearable!
As the saying goes, a dog jumps over a wall in a hurry! People can't push too hard.
Seeing Ah Fu's shoulders shrugged with a smile, and from time to time he wiped a handful of laughing tears with the back of his hand, San'er suddenly did a big thing that shocked Ah Fu and Brother Biao - he suddenly hugged Ah Fu's head with both hands and kissed Ah Fu's mouth......
What made Ah Fu even more creepy was that this dog day actually stuck out his tongue......
can do this as a thief, these two guys can be regarded as unprecedented and unprecedented.
Ah Fu, who couldn't stand it, began to punch and kick, and pushed San'er hard with the strength of eating' milk, the three of them were originally hugging each other for warmth, this dying-like struggle and kicking, and suddenly pushed Brother Biao out first, San'er, the ghost who lacked virtue, was still holding Ah Fu's head, and the disgusting Ah Fu resisted even more.
Finally, the little dog in the front yard of Lu Yang's villa barked, and then the barking of a big dog from a nearby family also sounded, and then the barking of more dogs......
Many of these wealthy families who live in villas have dogs, and dogs are creatures that can't hear their own kind of barking, only when they hear a nearby kind of people barking, and the other dogs will bark even if they don't know what's going on.
Brother Biao's face changed greatly, there was already movement in the guardhouse at the entrance of the island, and a flashlight beam shone over here, and San'er and Ah Fu, who were still scuffling, were also so frightened that they stopped and subconsciously separated.
"Don't go yet!"
Brother Biao let out a suppressed angry shout, took the lead and turned around and rushed towards the lake not far away, and when he arrived at the lake, he gritted his teeth, got into the lake, and quietly swam to the opposite side of the lake with light movements.
San'er and Ah Fu rushed to the lake, looking at the dark lake, and then at Brother Biao, who was already swimming across the lake, the two didn't say anything, they had to follow into the water.
Fortunately, they originally planned to go back like this after they succeeded tonight, but they haven't succeeded yet, and they have been freezing here for half the night, and they still have to go back like this, and both of them regret it in their hearts.
In the study on the second floor, Lu Yang heard the barking of dogs outside, frowned, got up and walked behind the window to look out a few times, but found nothing, then returned to the computer and continued to write the outline of the new book, which was almost ready. (To be continued......)